I'll just quietly slip this in here...

(Ninj, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

haha
miniwagon!
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

let's hope so

( urbane legend is an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

Like Wagon Wheels these days.
They're about an eighth the size of the size they were when I was a kid.
( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

or you are 8 times biggar than when you were a kid.

( urbane legend is an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Or eight times further away from said confectionary.

( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

That wuld mean when you were younger
wagon wheels would be over a foot in diameter.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Yes.

( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

ah, halcyon days
*goes misty-eyed*
( urbane legend is an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

pfft...
tenuously related


( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Wed 14 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Hail Hom.


( collapsibletank ...is in, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

Hahahaha
Love it, instantly too!
(Ninj, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

Phwoar!!!!
I bet that tastes salty.
:D
( Sir Wobbly Bloke "Sodding Abusive Ducks" - Hats for the win on, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

someone didn't cut out proper goatse hands, did they?

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

Could you look at it for that long?
I couldn't.

*shudder*
( The Zombie of Dr. Blackwolf is having eye socket sex with a paraplegic midget, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

Money grabbing bint publishes memoirs...
waits for ris...


blog and archive
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

jeez, that's frightening!
Very good.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

Wooot!
ALSO, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PORT FORWARD WITH A DYNAMIC IP?
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

you press some keys an that
and click some things

probably
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

you change it to a static IP

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

Ugh. I'd really rather not. Ah fuck it then.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

you may be able to specify the static IP on the router and not have to hardwire it into the PC
mine does that
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

Sounds out of my league. I'm fine with PC's, but I cannot do Networks.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

both of you shush
you're doing borings again.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

says the bloke with 'hex' in his name

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

says the bloke with 'tste' in his name

( urbane legend is an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

Says the bloke with 'anel' in his name.

( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Says the bloke with white space filling the 'e's in his name

( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

I just done a static IP

Unlike last night when a was wobbling arround and pissing on me shoes...
( Sir Wobbly Bloke "Sodding Abusive Ducks" - Hats for the win on, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

To Port Forward
you need to reverse Port Out, which I believe is Starboard Home.
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

*adjusts sails*

(Finite is on holiday!!!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

URBAN MYTH!*




*or so i'm told
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

that fact that it's an urban myth
is an urban myth

or is it
( urbane legend is an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

you posh bastard

( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

I take issue with the posh bit
but only the posh bit :-)
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

Racist!

( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

Lacist!

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

With which firewall?

( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

Zone Alarms, with a Belkin Router.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

I take it
it's a broadband router and it's the ISP IP that's dynamic? Or do you mean that your PC has a dynamic IP from a DHCP pool?
( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

Fuck off with your random letters and make words!
;)
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

You're just jealous because you don't have a HTRTCHG

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

Heart That Remembers The Chinese Hooker Gang?

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

Ah, you're clearly a man in the know.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

The first one.
Ed: Erp, gotta dash. Cheers for the help and whatnot :)
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

Well your router
ought to deal with that. There should simply be the option to set up port-forwarding. The router will know what its own IP is and rebuild the firewall rules accordingly.
I don't know anything about Zone Alarms, but naturally you'll need to open the ports you need on your PC too.

The dynamic IP issue would only really affect DNS lookups for a domain name pointing to your IP. You can get around that with dynamic DNS services like dyndns.com
( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

yeah turn off all your windows/zone alarm firewalls until you get what it is working
then turn then back on and fix those to work
( masterconnor has like 27 fans, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

SCIENCE!

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

Thank God
someone said it. I was worrying :(
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

you may have to find and sacrifice a virgin

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

everyone has a dynamic ip pretty much don't they ?
portforward.com/routers.htm

just forward your ports and turn upnp on. if its bittorrent your doing.

your own computers i.p will probably be 192.168.0.2 or something. you will need to check.
( masterconnor has like 27 fans, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

Quite a few ISPs
give you a static IP. I've got a static IP. Hurrah!
( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

is that for a business package or expensive deal ?

( masterconnor has like 27 fans, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

I'VE GOT A COMPUTER ^_^

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

No, just a normal home package.
Mind you, I joined the ISP when they were more tolerant of technically-minded people. I don't know if they offer it to new customers.
( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

Is there an advantage if you're not hosting anything?

( Kamikaze Stoat, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

www.no-ip.com

( The Zombie of Dr. Blackwolf is having eye socket sex with a paraplegic midget, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

hahaahaha
oh dear god that's disturbing..
(Finite is on holiday!!!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

Aaaarrgghhh!!! Put her in the stocks!!!
I hate that criminal cunt of a woman!!!

/rant

( Fresh Water Mole - milks frogs for fun and profit, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

4 grand for that haircut?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

crikey that's nightmare-inspiring

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

shopped pictures only please.

( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

Her mouth is nearly big enough for me.
Because it's the size of his ego.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

also, Super-Tramp


blog and archive
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

shitting yes!
do you want kippers for breakfast?
Cherie dear, Cherie dear?
( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

meg white?

( prodigy69 fuck you!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

Needs more norks!

( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

Well... I think she's a fox!

( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

:)

( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

I know she is

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

just before Carole Caplin
walked into shot...

:-)
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

And reached in and pulled out the harmful
part of her Liver a la Jonathan Creek?
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

hahaha Fenella!!

( prodigy69 fuck you!, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

emma bunton, more like

( urbane legend is an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

*obliges with original RIS*
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991#post4891002

;D

woo BBD!
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

jeebus!
that's scary!

:O

Woo
( XLVII , if he had braincells he would be dangerous, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

*dry boak*

( masterconnor has like 27 fans, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

I've just found this companion on Amazon...

( LeightonJimbo is currently all out of hummus (help!), Wed 14 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

Bunch of tarts + top search engine =

( itchinbowow, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

START WEARING PURPLE FOR ME NOW, DAMMIT!

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

bindunalas.

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

Ha!

Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/8368621
( TheOther - Professional Spork Maker, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 fuck you!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

Tsk
Chubby pidgeon!
( Evilscary Human, human, human; just look at my neck!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

d
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

SWINETIME!
geddit? a pig eon? I'll get my light summer jacket.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Sod jackets
I know what I'm wearing to the Earls Court bash:
www.b3ta.com/board/8368714
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Wed 14 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Ah pricky birdie

( Sir Wobbly Bloke "Sodding Abusive Ducks" - Hats for the win on, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

i hate pigeons, the fat cunts.

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

Giant pigeons are taking over!
and eating our children....

( Barbarossa DOUGHNUTS, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

Haha!

( TheOther - Professional Spork Maker, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

at least he sedated the poor little mite first...

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

OH HAI POPULAR PIJEON
*sniffs*

( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

Bloody...
...Vermin!
( LeightonJimbo is currently all out of hummus (help!), Wed 14 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

pigeons aren't that nice either

( urbane legend is an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

hahaha

( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

Oversized Novelty Buzzard says "NO!" to the invasion
Godzilla is less than impressed.

(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

Heh!
TJ: Any Star Wars freaks on /board may want to look at this I posted on /links about an hour or so ago...
www.b3ta.com/links/187269
( LeightonJimbo is currently all out of hummus (help!), Wed 14 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

hahaha tauntaun suit

( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

Screen shot from a vid from Links page..edit. ie the knee infection one..
Not sure whether its NSFW so heres a link.. dont ask me why I drew this... Im not sure my self

www.b3tards.com/u/a819c196319444d8076c/prezza.jpg
(Jorvic, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

Things like this belong on the /links page old chum
Start a thread here without a picture and you'll get bumraped by boardnazis
( Evilscary Human, human, human; just look at my neck!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

in my opinion things like this don't belong here at all

( prodigy69 fuck you!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

Love your new sig
Mark and Lard ftw!
( Evilscary Human, human, human; just look at my neck!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

...no need :)

stop...









carry on!
( prodigy69 fuck you!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

Gypo

( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

Pedo! ;P

( prodigy69 fuck you!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Wed 14 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

Biggedy...
Biggedy Bong!
( LeightonJimbo is currently all out of hummus (help!), Wed 14 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

caddely caddely hooo hooo!!

( prodigy69 fuck you!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

*concurs*

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

There is a picture...

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

I just realised that
but I'll leave my comment up for prosperity
( Evilscary Human, human, human; just look at my neck!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

Is ittttt.... ermmmmm... ....errrrrr....
uhhrrrrr....
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

what the fucking fuck?!
fuck off!
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

He's posted a picture
and linked it because it's NSFW. What's the problem?
(himjim COD4 clan? gaz me for details..., Wed 14 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

b3ta isn't a shock site like 4chan, that's the problem

( prodigy69 fuck you!, Wed 14 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

How does it taste?

(Monocromatico believes in death after life, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

Would be nice if instead of "a vid from the links page"
you put "THAT VIDEO OF SOMEONE'S FUCKING KNEE INFECTION"

as in, the one that many of us haven't looked at because we don't like looking at such things...
( Mushroom, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

Oh Noes

( Sir Wobbly Bloke "Sodding Abusive Ducks" - Hats for the win on, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

oh yea I forgot to mention


fuck off!
( prodigy69 fuck you!, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

*takes advice*

(Jorvic, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

BACK TO THE VIKING MUSEM WITH YOU!

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

I was sick in the Jorvic centre as a child.
I blame a combination of long car journeys and the weird smells.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

and mead

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

And that weird viking who kept trying to rape and pillage me.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

but ultimately decided to settle on you
and bring his family over
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

They're quite friendly,
but the farming is leaving terrible scars.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

my dark age humour has no place in the internet..
Back to the rape and pillage for the amusment of american tourists!
(Jorvic, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

Boris discovers his office has electricity
The gibbering fucking clown.



Look at the steaming great cunt, he can't even hold his inbred fucking slevering, mis-contrasted head still. The cunt.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

not a fan, then?

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

could say that

glad I wasted my lunchtime making this shite though.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

nope just fine, and most woo :)

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

Good to see he's working hard to make london a better place.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

He will be shortly!
I've started bombarding him with e-mails this morning :)
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

ha ha ha!
You'll be moving back to Funfries then?

I'm the mayor now
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

I was threatening to the missus to do just that when the result came in.
I feel sorry for my neighbours.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

haha!
just a wee bit too fast in FF but 'tis ok.

maybe hold it for a bit longer on the first and last frames.
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

cheers - slowed down a bit more
but holding the first and last was a bit too jerky.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

Meet Happywhale

Happywhale is happy to meet you!
( Mushroom, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

Oh, hello.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

Oh, ttssattsr
*starts to get into it*
*rubs thighs*
(TY&GN played golf this weekend, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

Hahaha! Oh my!

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

not me - I'm secretly Japanese

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

You're the worst undercover agent ever!
You've just told us!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

not really
I'm going to wait until you're not looking and then I'm going to kill you all.
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

Oh, okay. *turns back*
OH GOD!

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

cracking!

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

O HAI HAPPYWHAILE
I AM HAPPIMONKY

( urbane legend is an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

Ahh,, Tweet...

( Sir Wobbly Bloke "Sodding Abusive Ducks" - Hats for the win on, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

Bridge?
Is there a bridge? I can't see a bridge. There does not appear to be any bridge in this picture, and therefore I'm afraid I am unable to confirm the authenticity of this image.

EDIT: Woo! And Moo! And tweet!
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

Woo
But can it be mil...
...Ooo. EGGIE!
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:20, archived)