Found this in my old record collection...

(chrisbtoo realises why he didn't need an account for 8 years, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

Pfft
:O)
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

hehehe
great song!

check out my Cadbury Gorilla Minor Threat remix:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U03VUR-J9-A
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

Nice!
way better than the original ad imo
(chrisbtoo realises why he didn't need an account for 8 years, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

I didn't know Pob was in Minor Threat

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

He coined the phrase
"Spray and pray"
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

Filesize and hummus :D
Pull up a kitten, shop a chair etc, beward of the seam police, who may make an appearance though ;)

In other news, my boss has the cover off our telephone exchange, he's prodding about with a metal screwdriver and hasn't disconnected it. This can only end well, stay tuned for updates.
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

Give him a bucket of water to stand in!

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

google image number 2
when searching for 'seam police'

www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2008/m08/y178747600271003.jpg

*adjusts*
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

Oh my!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)

How Thunderbirds should have been

( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)

Phwoar!
*rubs thighs*

Would!
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)

pffft
great band tough!
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

Arf!
All seams to be fine here :D


( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

ahahah

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)

SEAMMMMMS!

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

Yay

( BleachedEgo, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)

HA!

( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)

I am shamed

(chrisbtoo realises why he didn't need an account for 8 years, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

Sigh

(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

RIS

(cenaris Has his time taken up with the new kitty, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)

I equalised his collar (colour)
Have i missed with this one? lol
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

^
this in every way possible
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

Cries in the corner
Damn. Ah well, can't get a good 'un every time :p
*quickly shops a cdc on a kitten!* ;)
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

I'm just hearing the theme to the Equalizer
As I was expecting Ewa Woowa to appear
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

^this

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

I'm just hearing the theme to In Sickness and In Health
but that's because I'm listening to it on my MP3 player :O)
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

pff

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

Some collars are more equal than others!

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

Well I got it... ;)

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

Hahaha

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

hahahahaha
bibbety-bobbety-woo
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

arf!
Much better :)
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

Dark Hams 2

More Dark Hams can be found on my blog.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

Yessssssssssss...
I heart Dark Hams.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)

Not so dark
As very meaty and reddish
(cenaris Has his time taken up with the new kitty, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)

That's a young one
You can't see the really dark hams.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)

*trembles*
DON'T DO IT!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)

heheh
btw why are your sigs always so large and garish.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)

A comic sans font
killed his father
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

haha
teh texas sans massacre
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)

So people know it's from him
Mine wins this award by a country mile :D
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

I think you just explained what a sig is there,
and have not addressed the other reasons.

edit: I just think some sigs detract from the work sometimes.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

Mine is still winning this
If I were an artist, all my arts would be a giant signature with a few things thrown in to make it interesting.
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)

this is why I never sign my work
and not because I don't want to be associated with anything I say or do
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)

same here
i think I only ever signed one or two pieces, then gave up.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)

Some things I sign
Most I don't :P
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)

I just like
Dom Bold.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)

Its all about the audience,
never personal taste sir!

tis a rather attractive font though, i would.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)

Dark ham is tirelessly prepared over 14 months by possessed gothic sweatshop workers

( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

Hahaha
Speak and he shall appear

www.b3ta.com/board/9566398
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

not DARK HAMS

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)

Egads!
Dark ham!
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)

Nyom
Hams
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)

pffttt HAMS I tell you HAMS!

Offtopic
Rip Freebase


( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)

He's not dead
He feeeeeeeels happy
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)

b3ta killed him

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Are thou the one who contacted him via de medium book de la visage?
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)

I speak to him via my cat
he has a message for us all!

it is "Mow, Meeoooww"

I think he is hungry
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

Can you speak to MJ via your cat?
It doesn't matter if your ham or mice...
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

I heard that at his autopsy when they cut him open they discovered that he wasn't actually a human
but a very well designed bean-bag
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

Don't be such a beanie

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

I saw my Freebase,
Straining hard as he could strain,
What could I do,
With his green t-shirt oh-honn,
And gurning like a foo'
(He may have pooed)
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

You remind me of the base?
What base?
Base with the Power
What power?
Power of Freebase
What freebase?
Just reminds me of the base..

Magic pants, magic pants...
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

Some australian aboriginals believe that when you mention the name of a dead person you pull them out of their happy afterlife
Mentioning the name of a dead person should be taken very seriously.
( gronkpan, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

he's not dead
only the meme was killed
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

freebase is dead.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
( gronkpan, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)

ELMO YOU FUCKING HAMTOUCHER!

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)

this

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

hahahahaha ACE
Are you one of the League Of Gentlemen team or summat?
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

I cannot wait for more
Dark Hams
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)

:D
I love this more than is healthy
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

*cough*

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

hahahah nice

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

You bad, bad man!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

hey sushi do you have your flog it link handy?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)

The video me and Monty did?
Here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYYVWlXtAw

Whoever rated it less than 5 is gonna get a smack from me!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)

hahahahahaha

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

:)
There was a Dutch couple on it once actually. They had come all the way to England just to go on the show. Losers.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)

haha
O yes , we 'the Dutch' are winning the war on Error. We once were a proud bunch of rulers of the world...now we are a drowning country of pricks.
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

ta, i shall log into youtube on all my accounts and rate it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)

cunt!
is vimod also dead? or just freebase?
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

Freebase is dead?
When did this happen? I don't remember killing him....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

tis true.
b3ta.com/board/9565644
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

I'm none the wiser
In what way is he dead?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

actually telling the bloke about it rather pisses on everything.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

have his responses so far been somewhat strange?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)

dunno haven't heard anything.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)

I am still slightly confused....
Someone found him on facebook or something?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

from what i can gather some "dayshifters" found him on fb and sent him messages.
someone mentioned a member by name finding him on myspace or something. i don't know. tis confusing.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)

yeah, few people found him on myspace spunky mcpunk went and messaged him on facebook

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)

and yet my mail still got delivered today

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)

I don't don't unnerstan
whyfor this make him dead?
( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

it ruins it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

Uh. OK.
*note to self - it's no fun making fun of somebody if they know about it.
( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

tis sad, but somewhat clique-y really.
am i more gayshirt of dayshift? AAAH!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

You are most definitely a gayshifter.
We won't be dealing with your type on here during the day too often ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

but i don't gayshift that late tho,
i'm more kind of 8pm til 12am. but then i do post on here in the day shift when i'm not at work. and i have been known to be on here at 4 in the morning.
I'M SHIFTUALLY CONFUSED!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)

i think you're an accepted gayshifter.
a few of us tend to transcend boundaries however.

it's not really clique-y it's just that a bit of a giggle was ruined by someone who wanted to be a troll and 'freak out' freebase
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)

cliquey was the wrong word really.
i like the gayshift more than the day to be honest...i seem to get away with making crap more on the gayshift. i don't have the skillz of the dayshift.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

dayshift only has deliusions!
just look at sushi
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)

my husband to be! aww!
he is a cunt tho.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)

why do midgets get more sex than me?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

Well I would say that mainly it is due
to my massive cock, and also the fact that I go out and don't spend my evenings doing code and Maths :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)

well massive cock is relative.
so if you're 36 inches tall, you're packing it with a 4 incher.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)

ROFFLE!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)

I've got a massive cock.
I use it to frustrate crows.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)

Some of us are Schism Monkeys*. We transcend shifthood.
*© me.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

I found a sea lion/walrus thing that looks like him
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/itrytoputon128389842783593750.jpg :(
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
what a beautiful tribute.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)

hahahah that's fantastic

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)

vimod is fine, other than being seriously upset

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

who's vimod guy?
and do we have his facebook?

/dayshitmoron4chandickheadblog
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

no don't think anyone knows much about vimod

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

do you have the vimod sauce?

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)

flickr vimod and there he is

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

meh
I liked freebase better
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)

aw...
look at his little wizard hands!
( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

SWINE FLU!
You bad, bad, man.

In other news: Doesn't Daniel Radcliff look like something that Smallbrainfield would draw?
www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5juxILPV3m6cb6Nxdk-suye5Slxxg
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

daniel radcliff is a twerp

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

good word
are you reading The Beezer perchance?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

i haven't read the beezer for ages.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

I'm getting a redex... :(
maybe it was so bad they took it down?

edit: Ah, good old Firefox, stoopid IE. I see what you mean - it's the teef!
( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

It probably was one of Sbf's drawings which they put up by mistake :O)

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

haha yes
did you see Emma Watson on Wossy?

I didn't go for the 'Waiting till she's old enough thing' but now she is, cooorrr - what a fine young lady

*monacles*
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)

Hell yeah.
She is a fine young filly, that's for sure!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

Sandra Bullock reignited my 'Demolition Man' horniness for her too
and I think my Blond-bird-from-Abba needle registered a blip also
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

Hells yeah.
Amazing how gorgeous she has remained. Mmmmmm! Bullock!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

Yeah I did but dear Christ she's boring.
She has that awful trait of obviously assuming whatever she says is interesting.

I know it's awful because I have it, but that's because I am actually interesting.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

Shut up you boring bastard! :P
And she was nowhere near as bad as Miley Cyrus the other week.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

Thankfully I didn't see Miley Cyrus.
But sorry - don't get me wrong - I totally would do sex onto Emma Watson - twice if she asked nicely.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

Miley Cyrus was not boring
boring would have been preferable
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

She's a teenager
They're all boring.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

This is very, very true.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

until they are naked

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)

Ha ha ha!
USE THE GEL HARRY!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)

?
Why does he have a bowl of pasta in his socks and underwear?

The pervert.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Becoming famous so young causes issues for a lot of people....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

If I had any skillz at all
I'd shop it.

But I haven't, so I won't.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)

Don't eat the mayonnaise in his house
:OS
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

What do you expect
He wanted the McDonalds experience at home.
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

He's so far in the closet, he can see the ikea barcode on the back panel

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!
He does a bit.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)

How could you leave me and our baby for that witchy cow!

( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)

Ha ha!

( Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

sorry..


Financial Gain Plotting Video
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

Arf!
"Mr Gormley, we would like you to show some of your arts on the 4th plinth please."

"Oh, ok, what shall I do? Oh, I know! I will just ask people to come and stand on it for an hour each! That will be £50,000 please.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)

Entirely this.
BUT

I would do exactly that if I could. "Lights Going On And Off In A Room" was a work of genius.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

Oh yeah,
I don't really blame the artists. I am sure most of them are well aware that it is all complete twaddle.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

It is not twaddle.
This Plinth thing is massive.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)

Heh.
However as he also did this www.sudsandsoda.com/notes/gormley_field.jpg , he is forgiven for anything. Wook at their wittle faces!
I went to see this and I felt like a rock star.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

Well that is what pisses me off.
I really like that, and I liked these too:

www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/content/images/2006/10/24/another_place_001_470x353.jpg

But that is what makes this so pathetic in my opinion.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

Meh, I see what you mean.
But what I like about it is that it is open to everybody, making it a lot more accessible and less pretentious, in that people who would normally not be interested in art or feel 'excluded' from it can be involved. It is an interesting thing to see to any bystander, not just some poncy small section of society. I think anything that gets people talking about art can only be positive.
*gets off of plinth*
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

I concur to an extent.
However, how is it getting people talking about art? I just don't see it being art. If the Arts council had done it and got artists to go up there for a few hours each and do a painting then yes, but someone getting up there and holding up an NSPCC sign for an hour? Sorry, just don't get it.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

I'm back!
This is exactly my point. That you (and the great majority of people) don't see it as art is what makes it so good, that itself is making people explore their own perceptions of art, which is what has been happening for decades - look at Duchamps Urinal, Tracey Emin's bed. etc.
That isn't to say that I think it is the most magnificent thing in the world, but I think it is an interesting experiment if nothing else.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)

As ok, I see what you mean now :)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)

Good name for a website.
*pogos to old dEUS records*
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

:D

( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

I agree, it's shite.
Interestingly (sic) Roger McGough, in his tv advert, defines a poem as "anything that the poet decides is a poem". So I suppose artists use a similar definition. However if it's shite then we don't have to read it or look at it, unless we count ourselves as connoiseurs in which case our expertise is likely to cost us serious amounts of dosh. Poetic justice?
PS the above is a poem.
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

Pfft.
I've become quite obsessed with watching it. ( www.oneandother.co.uk/ ) There was a bloke dressed as a poo earlier. 'Citing.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

It seems there is a woman playing pictionary now or something....

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

I love the suicide net.
It's so in keeping with the rest of the buildings around.

*sigh*
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

Pfft!
I feel a bit sorry for the people who are up there at like 5 in the morning. No-one will be there :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

The woman on it now has the MOST annoying voice.
"OH HELLO! I'M ONLY ABOUT 9 FEET AWAY BUT I SIMPLY MUST SHOUT LOUDLY AND HIGH-PITCHED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION"
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

this^

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

hehe!
I was watching this last night. So many drunk hecklers saying things like 'get your tits out' and also 'why the fuck are you up there mate, you should be getting pissed like us'.

Somedays I really hate the UK.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

heheheh...
oh dear!
( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

Arf!

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

Oh, the trauma!

(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

hahahaha

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

hahahahahahaha

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

heheheh...

( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

oh god i'm sorry.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

oh no......

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

( Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

ewww!

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

hahahahaha

( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

hahaha
"he had this jar, and at first I thought he was just going to make a sandwich, but the jar was empty, and then he took off all his clothes and then... and then... and then... AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

Hahahaha

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

"Show me where he touched you, on the doll"
"He didn't touch me on the doll, he touched me on the... lens?"
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

NEWSGULP

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

Pfft
Those new carriers are a complete waste of money. Badly designed and reliant upon unproven aircraft that may never even make it into production. Good call MoD!
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

that's selling at a bit of a loss.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

damn you corrected the d

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

That's how the british do it!
I got my bike fixed, they fitted a new headset for free :D
It's stupid, the bottom of the range, cheap of the cheap bike from the same manufacturer has a metal collar. My mid range (but still very low in the scheme of things) had a plastic collar.
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

an entire headset? that was nice of them

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

They don't sell the collars on their own
The guy said the ones fitted by the manufacturer are crap, so he put on a FSA Orbit XL2. Also put on some decent rear brake pads and sorted out the gears properly. I was overjoyed :D
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

sweet

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

Arf!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

Hahaha!
I hope those are bio-degradeable aircraft carriers...
( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

Hahaha
More news:-


( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)

(Borderline compo-able if I included a tagline like "What does a pirate drink before dinner" but that would just be tenuous.)
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)

but this is a JPEG

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)

*spang*

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)

spang

(Larue @://http .html, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

whats that stuff about freebase being dead...?

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)

upon research:
gay shift blames day shift
it's all a conspiracy
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

ah
lamne
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

I'll spank you RAW for that

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)

can't you gif me the bmps instead?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

Pdf ....
EDIT: Raw isn't a file type its an aspect.

I think.

*geeks*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

I was hoping it was a general-purpose images terms pun-thread
Now I'm psd off.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)

Lecia cameras can produce images with a .RAW extension

( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)

It is also a file type

LOL PNGed!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)

Just gif it up will you?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

In 2007, famous Texan professional livestock fondler Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! made it into the Guinness Book of World Records by stacking seventeen giraffes on top of eachother
The giraffes, specially adapted for this feat, were shaped as square red plastic blocks with studs on top and holes at the bottom. After making it into the book, Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! rode into the sunset on one of the giraffes.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)

arf!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)

:D
b3ta.com/board/9566338

In the year of our lord, Wednesday, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre travelled all the way to Pakistan just for shits and giggles.

"I was bored during my lunch hour, so I hijacked an Eskimo Inuit who was visiting Amsterdam and drove him all the way to Islamabad," said the batty snooker ball enthusiast.

"When I got there, I shouted at some of the locals for a couple of minutes and walked back. I made it back to work in time to start my afternoon celery fondling, but I forgot to get any lunch so I was proper hungry until I got home and my manservant had made me some cockaleekie soup. I spilt some though and it burnt my balls. It kind of turned me on if I am honest" said the vegetable violating Dutchy.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

Heheh
Well, I have a meeting now
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

Have fun my friend :D

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

In the 1880s the Dutch Inventor Mediocre
invented the discrete cosine transform.
"I thought of the idea for compressing images, but then I realised that if I thought up so many different definitions it would become confusing and shit" The cheese fancying wall frotting windmill resident spittled.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)

You're doing it wrong! :(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

why what have I done?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

I dunno.
I just like making you feel awkward ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

I'm used to feeling akward, i have to deal with people personally most days :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

Awwwwwww!
Poor Kebab!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

It's what you haven't done that's the problem.
We're not angry.

Just disappointed.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

well, i've had this conversation a few times.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

Bugger.
Hence my disclaimer of "I think".

I got told off on a photography forum for referring to .raw - that's why I said it.

Now I feel bad.

*guilts*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

hahaha!
Hooray for comedy birds, and feathery puns.
Percy found his strange new friend riveting, somehow...

( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

Yay! Am it lolbirds time?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

:D

( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)

The recession is affecting everyone

main news attack
( the wub that lies beyond, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

Hahaha

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)

pfft

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)

Hahaha

This is a very rare case of my liking bbc news related stuff on here
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)

hahahaha
...shame I just wanted a NORMAL FUCKING COFFEE
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)

I did think that
when i saw it, especially since it's below the news about some over-priced coffee chain i've never heard of
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

1/10. Must try harder.



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)

ewwww....

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

This court is nuts

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

It's an important ruling
as it's a testticle case . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)

This plea is overRubbed

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)

It's scrotally unacceptable

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'd sack him

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)

This case smells like cock

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

So me adding this wont make a
vas deferens
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)

WINNAR

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

Eww eww ewww!

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

Don't you try acting you never took this in your mouth!

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)

OH!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)

Need's more D'

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)

Eugh!
Also, I think I may call everyone "M'lud" for the rest of the day.
( the wub that lies beyond, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)

Eek!

5/10 needs more Buffy
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)

*buffs plums*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)

Will he teste-fy?
(And yes, I know the Roman origins of the term)
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)

Haha

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)

Actually I think it's a hung jury on that one:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)

I found an old pirate today...


rp 1502768
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)

This is a portal to the past
Time pirate
(cenaris Has his time taken up with the new kitty, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)

angular pirate is angularrrrrrrrrrrrr

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

Bleedin, blue eyed, bearded pirate

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)

entry for "pirates!"

(Nameless One (horse open sleigh) Woooh, scary. Not really., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)

hahah 'Bloody hell'

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)

I am gay for your post

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)

thank you

(Nameless One (horse open sleigh) Woooh, scary. Not really., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hahahahha

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)

hahaha

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)

issit a jewish pirate?

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)

Arrrr Vey!

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)

Jackson in Black & White!

(Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

Whoop!
Ow!

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post474308
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

not really much you can do with photoshop though :(
good idea, nonetheless.
/We have had a robots challenge previously, but not in the way you suggest, could be fun
( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)

That's the point
It doesn't always have to be about that.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

but on an image board predominantly for photoshopped images, it would help ;)
/deliberately being a c*nt ;)
( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

oh noes! a challenging challenge.
instead of *garble garble movie poster garble*

(yes i know *garble garble robots garble*)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

let me take that shovel off you ;)

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

oh, have I gone and dug another hole for myself?
I say caricatures. caricatures all the way down!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

Now this I'd go for, in buckets :)
sadly, I was away when they did the caricatures challenge :(
( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

hahaha damn, people roasted my knackers for spamming that suggestion every time i posted.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

this is a good idea everyone, i suggest we all click upon it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

this was also a cracking idea...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post448062

as was this

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post460672
( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

top one...no.
bottom one has a good deal of legs i reckon.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)

Try this then...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post429530
or this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post417890
or
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post389927

*spams like a c*nt*
( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

wednesday: cdc source images
thursday: quo/vimod/henry/chump/smug source images
friday: couple of decent pics
saturday: random non compo bandwagon
sunday: single image posted all day
monday: few more decent pictures
tuesday: cdc pictures with subject line "i made this last week but it wouldn't let me post"
wednesday: fraser lynched, remains image challenge forever

:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

"It's the ciiiiiiiiiiircle of life"

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

Is this a Cure song?

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

I don't care if Monday's magenta blue
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

just let me put on my lipstick and i'll give it a go.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

Can we do a lego compo please? ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

Movie posters need to be left alone for a long time yet
my idea is better than everyone:

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post459813
( gronkpan, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

Nah. This is the one you want. You know it makes sense.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post459801
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)

I love image challenges

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

What happened to your shit one?

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)

OH I LIKE THAT ONE

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)

As long if it doesn't matter...

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)

Nice !

(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)

That's what HIIIIHIIIIEEEEE said.

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)

Outstanding
how are you making these then?
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)

With a compuuutor

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

LIES

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!1111
You are Jimmy Carr AICMFP
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

no
but I could if i really tried.
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)

I think I said the other day, but
I had a lovely comment from a customer the other day.

Customer: "He did these images, but they need improving."

A Vagabond: "OK - do you know what he did them in?"

Customer: "He did them in his laptop."
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)

you poor bastard.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

Pffft

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)

*hugs*

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)

Thanks - With good ol' Johnny Flash and Potato-shop
And a lil' Fireworks
(Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

that's a bit good! :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

You can throw bits & bytes but Word(tm) will never hurt me

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)

These are terribly good

Also, I would like to draw the attention of /board to the fact that I believe that he is dead. Apparently, Redsushi did it.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

who's dead?

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)

Dead?
What?
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

Freebase

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

yeah, what about freebase?
is he really dead? How, when and who?
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)

james brown

( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

WHO THE FUCK IS JAMES BROWN?

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

fuck funk
( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

A WHALE

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

James Brown = Mr Splashy pants

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)

SCIENCE.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

IS
DEAD
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)

The babe...

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

babe with the power?

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)

very nice, I do like these immensely

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)

I liked the one he did of you . . .
y'know . . . it was a massive 'O'

*scarpers*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

haha, morning chip shop charlie

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

nom nom nom!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)

Superb!
But he was born in 1958
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)

argh mindpiss

( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

Cheers
"Don't matter if it's 8 or 9?" (to a Black or White theme?)
(Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

It don't matter to me...
*freaks out*
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

Refresh it now!
Oohhh hoooooo! Who's Bad?
(Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

*applauds*
You da man!
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)

excellent work :)
it's 1958
( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

What you talking about Willis???
Ta ;)
(Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

These are, to quote Shakespeare,
"Cocking ace"
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

Excellent
as always. WYH!
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

not bad. not bad at all

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

Lovely
Bah, I was bitterly disappointed to see "He's not the messiah" in my news RSS, only to click and find that they'd left out "He's a very naughty boy!" :(

uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/early-doors/article/181048/
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

erk
Ronaldo then came over all Princess Diana and was overcome by an urge to kiss a small boy
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

I didn't actually read the article
As soon as it lacked the second part of the quote and I saw it was about fussball I stopped reading.
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

although ...the Queen of Hearts never treated any landmine victims to an exhibition of ball juggling.
i imagine she treated a few though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

"He's not the messiah..He's a fucking arrogant transexual sunbed queen"

( Whato_Jeeves there is Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

Ooh
That's nice that is!
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

Aaah a classic
:)
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

yep
looking to shoot out an easy one today :)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

*filthy innuendo*

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

*takes punishment*

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

It wasn't me
it was the one armed man!

An oldie but a goldie
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

:)
see also:

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

Hold still while I fetch my spanging pan!

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

Allow me...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)

Arf!
and would
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

I pledge my SPANG to the lady Valkyrie !


(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

Looks like we're shy one horse
No - you brought two too many
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

Once upon a time?

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

:)

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)

Ooh you set that one up a treat!

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)

Why is it always raining in your images?
*dances*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

How many years have you been waiting for that opportunity?

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

478, three months and 11 and a half days.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

Hahaha

and nice tagging too
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

KSS (Holdings) Inc.
a subsidiary of Iron Maiden (Holdings) Ltd.
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

dear lord!!!!!

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

How silly

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

DEAR LORD INDEED :D

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

ah yes, sepia and everything!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

:D

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

Breaking news

(Andy_R Yes, the one from the Pirate Party UK, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)

*is confused*

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

source
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8137750.stm
(Andy_R Yes, the one from the Pirate Party UK, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

*is none the wiser*
Sorry - it's probably just me with a head full of residual festival fluff, but not on the ball here at all.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

Made!
Lego!
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

*bangs head into desk*
D'oh.

But... hang on... don't lego figures come pre-made?

My brain hurts :s
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

There is a whole sub-cult of people creating custom minifigs

Obviously the torso, arms, hands, legs, head and hats and whatnot can be changed
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

I know I'm now just making excuses for my own stupidity ;)

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

Carry on, soldier

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)

Harry Potter and t

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

errrr....

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

Phht!
After about 5 minutes, I realised and dubiously lol'd.
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

BarRISter eh?

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

Hahaha

*gets it now* :)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)

Why stop at Barrister?
Why not make him an honourary astronaught, vampire slayer, brain surgeon, rocket scientist...

What a load of shit

Woo! to the post BTW
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

My picture's shit and so am I

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

The very idea of that is making me sea sick.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

best cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

*I like this!*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

Hahaha
This is also the best cure for vertigo
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

That or throwing the DVD on the fire

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

What about shooting Bono in the face?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

That's always an option in everything

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

Not one of those trees near the bow though

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

bough?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

*headbutts*
;)
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

That solves the issue of sea level rise
Next on the agenda: mega sharks
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

No it's not and No you're not...
...so there!! :)
( Ninj, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

Ahh bless you ninj!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

You're smashing!
:)
( Ninj, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

So 9/11 wasn't a terror attack,
just a misjudged landing on a crowded deck?
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

Woo
Could of done with that last week, and towed London to Greenland, or Pluto
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

*pedant-twitches*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

Look what you of done Jahled!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

*narrows*

( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

Don't be so pendant, Dixon

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

future science..
"what have we done!"
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

How Rare :D

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

awesome
nicely shopped. :)
( thiswasmyclone, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

Noice!

I'd consider living there
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

Excellent! Reminds me of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviathan_(2000_AD)
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

this is very very excellent :)

( Hol[]y - bumnipplebumnipplebumnipple, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

Is it the city of Atlanta ?
(for the Futurama fans)
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

"OH SHIT! IT'S THE FREEDOM BOAT! WE'RE DOOMED!"

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

Ning

( Mstandot, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

Oh good grief...
:)
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

But if you aren't here, who is posting puns?

( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

well fielded

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

Have one of my brief forays into drawing....

( Mstandot, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

oh well ;)

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

Hello treacle
How did you do last night?
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

Stayed the same this week
I had bread last week, I never lose anything when I have bread. I wasn't fussed though, it has got the bread craving out of my system for another couple of months :P
My trousers are now too loose though so I think it may have been water weight, I need to buy a couple of sizes smaller AGAIN but I'm not going to. I can't afford to be buying new trousers every few weeks :P

I bet you'll do well again this week :)

In other news, the nice man at halfrauds fixed all the problems on my bike :D
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

I went to a different group last night,
As I'm going to see Mock the Week tonight - I lost 2lb, which I'm pretty pleased with considering I've been out quite a bit. I want to try to lose 1-2lb a week I think.
Hurrah for staying the same - I'd be happy with that.
You should get some natty braces for your trousers. Braces = win.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

I have those military style belts
I can keep tightening them without worrying about running out of holes.

Mock the week you say, I hope there are lots of funny people there, I find it can be quite hit and miss with some of the guest comedians :D
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

GET BRACES. I have some braces, they're glittery silver, we can form a gang, it'll be like Clockwork Orange.
As long as the delicious Frankie Boyle is there I'm not too bothered about the guests :D
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

We also need bowler hats and codpieces
I have some big boots, they need repairing though

Edit: I've just looked at my tracking chart, according to that I'm averaging 2lb a week, that was with christmas in between, which was pretty bad for me :(
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

I have a codpiece and bowler hat!
I was a droog for my birthday a couple of years ago. I found that a codpiece makes an ideal holder for a purse, phone and other bits and bobs. And so conveniently placed!
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

:D Did you have a cane as well?
I have a feeling that I wouldn't get so much in a codpiece, having my own bits and bobs to go in there :P Combat trousers tend to work though, lots and lots of pockets :D
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

You're not too big to go over my knee
*spang*

207.44.242.20/questions/imagechallenge/post474308
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

You lie awake an night worrying about your next one don't you?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

Hahahahaha
Don't we all?
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

Yep

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

I know I do

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

It makes me cry myself to sleep every night:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

I make others cry themselves to sleep.
I need better ideas...
( Whato_Jeeves there is Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

Yes!!

( Mstandot, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

Bindun?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

has bindun i think
same beer too :)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

Yep.

( Mstandot, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

Oh for goodness sake ...
*clicks incredibly resentfully*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

he must've whittled her foot down to the bone by now

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

:O
she has no mouth!
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

That's why she speaks through the medium of "line from face"
or summat..
( Mstandot, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

ahhhhhhhh
clarified like the Ghee.
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

stupid weather bitch
:D
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

Oarsum!
Ning.
( Whato_Jeeves there is Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

Don't start with the puns
It will only end up in a row.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

I'll get my cboat...
( Whato_Jeeves there is Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

It's time to sink or swim.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

I'll AFT'a BOW down in respect to that pun
In reality you should go to HULL
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

You are a bad man

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

I hate you so much right now!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

It'll soon pass.
Then you will love me again.
( Mstandot, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

Probably,
but I am not sure that is going to go on indefinitely.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

*shrugs*
Time to go to work too.
Laters..
( Mstandot, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

Pfft!

( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

haha

(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

Truly magnicent
*Applauds*
( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

PRONOUNCE YOUR WORDS PROPERLY YOU SILLY ENGLISH MAN

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

Font matching algorithm #4.36


EDIT: Cheers Mighty Nibus for the font!
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

hahahaha
took me a moment, but I got there.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

aawwwwww gawwwd
*facepalms upon getting it*
( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

Hahaha
I had to filename (!)
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

this

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

I'd got it by R Whites bottling plant:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

Heh
Me too.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

cor
hello sir

you need www.cbrd.co.uk/media/fonts/
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

that looks grand...
*ninja's*

EDIT: You star!
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

\o/

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

HAha
Nawty!
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

pfft!
'scuse me
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

pffh :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

R.W Whites bottling plant?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

cloudy lemonade
..piss.
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

lemonade bottle's?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

lemonade bottle's what?

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)

lemonade

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

don't mind me i'm being a pedantic prick :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

:P
being
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

you are indeed correct sir...
an extraneous W has been removed
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

and the apostrophe's?
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

and the apostrophe's what?

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

I think not...
www.britvic.com/Brand.aspx?id=50
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

but the actual logo
has an outrageous apostrophe!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

^this
and then it comes down to placement.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

classic :D

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

Haha!

( Mstandot, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

Nope. Still don't get it.
Am I being stoopid today?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

Think about what each of the companies produce
then say the product aloud, in a childish rhyme voice :)

/or alternatively, look at Riverghosts post below.
( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

Oh, good grief.
Morning!
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

Morning fella, hope the day finds you well

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

Indeed it does.
Same to you.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

hahaha, very good indeed fella, you're on a bit of a roll lately!

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

far too busy at work
which means all my shit ones get filtered out of my brain before I have a chance to do them ;)

Cheers fella!
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

HAHAHA

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

hahahahahaha!
SCIENCE!
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

ahahhaahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

hehehehe

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

Now I have the R Whites song in my head :D (Which is brilliant, so I don't mind too much)
'Ning all.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

Are you a secret lemonade drinker?
Morning miss :D

Were you woken by the loud morning song of those cheeful gothneys?
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

Nothing wrong with that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqBa7eay6Fo

ningles, Miss!
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

Imagine having him as your dad
Elvis Costello is a lucky fella.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

Hehehehe
You big silly.
*click*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

haha :D
yay!
( Hol[]y - bumnipplebumnipplebumnipple, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

God I love this!
FP Now!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Excellent.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

hahaha
excellent adaptation:)
( elvisweathercock, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

Melton Mowbray
ftw
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

hahahahahahaha
had to filename though
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

:)

( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

Boys
are fantastic, Girls are elastic............
(Jabberwoc Beanpod, anyone?! www.Beanpods.co.uk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

facepalm.jpg
Very good, sir!
(johnsyweb [This sig accidentally left blank], Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

I remember the day back in the eighties
on the walk back home from school, when Katy Smith did this little rhyme, with the actions. Drove me wild!
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

I actually lol'd when I got this!
A real lol too!
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

Completely unrelated, tangential
& seamy with absolutely no context what-so-ever.

abc.com.au/news/stories/2009/07/07/2618672.htm
EDIT: Due to gaining of notoriety and "Ignore" clicks
(ringofyre is the Shadout Mapes, the House Cleaner., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

Why don't you fuck off, you arrogant cunt.
Your picture's shit, and so are you.
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

haha

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

He should be CUNTRAPED!
Fucking 4CHAN piece of shit
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)

Don't mince your words, Barb. Tell us what you really think.

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

What do you think TGA?

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

I think it's game over man, game over :)

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

:)
It's been a while since I had a good old vent of my spleen
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

Having copped a lot of shit for image size in the past
has led me to express my rather forthright views on whether my image has been sized correctly or not.
Oh & it is only 175k.
(ringofyre is the Shadout Mapes, the House Cleaner., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

Only 175k?
Hello new person, please read the FAQ. :P
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

It's not like
I'm paying for extra baggage to get on the plane.
(ringofyre is the Shadout Mapes, the House Cleaner., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

There are currently 54 images on this page, including images in replies, etc.
If they all stick to the FAQ, that is a maximum of about 5 and a half meg to download.

If however they were all 175K like yours is, that would be nearly 10 meg to download.

That's why there's a filesize in the FAQ, not to persecute individual images, but to keep the board ticking over smoothly.

Otherwise it would all grind to shit.
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

...too late.

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

Pfffft!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

Took the time to count
Now back to work you lazy bastard.
(ringofyre is the Shadout Mapes, the House Cleaner., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

With that extra 75k
People on capped bandwidth could have seen 2 more lolcock images, you insensitive bastard!
( Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

am i missing something or is there no logic behind that statement?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

I'll be gittish and antsy
before you can be gittish and antsy at me....or summat.
( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

ants!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

Ah what an excellent tactic.
is it that hard to scale optimise in ps?

it's about 4 clicks in gimp...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

So if everyone is jumping off a cliff....you're the one who follows
clever thinking I say!
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

do fuck off and learn how to optimise your pictures

it's not fucking rocket science
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

It was in 1983

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

hahah tealol

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

Lol Pwned

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

yeah look telling everyone to fuck off because you can't scale a jpg is a little out of order

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

Fair call
My apologies.
(ringofyre is the Shadout Mapes, the House Cleaner., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

NO NOOB RTFFAQ OR YOU CAN GO ON FUCKING IGNORE

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

Don't like the FAQ - then feel free to fuck off
/Are we given flaming torches and pitchforks when we do this folks, or do we bring our own? it's been a while.
( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)

There's plenty in the big cupboard under the stairs
behind the biscuit tin
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

yeah man
we all do what you say

you are the king

everything you do is great, nobody may complain or comment

do fuck off you fucking ignorant gopping mong

mong

mong mong mong mong
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)

Gopping Mong!
wonderful!
( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

*fucks off*
*gets bored of work*
*flounces back*
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)

tiny legs MASSIVE head
and you can fuck off as well
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)

really easy to push over though

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

lick MY ring of fire
/jalapeno pizza blog
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

AHAHAHAHA who is that?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

:D
...
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

C3PO in drag

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

...
Police are looking for the owner of a 700-year-old human skull found washed up on Sydney's Northern Beaches.

Maybe I've missed the point, but my guess is that the police search is unlikely to produce anything, what with the owner of the skull being (a) almost certainly dead, and (b) almost certainly dead for about 700 years.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

Haha!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

Officelol

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

I don't like the size
but I'll be arsed if I'm gonna fuck off


( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

I don't like you at all

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

Too brown, man.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

When the fuck has a scotsman ever been "British" !!

(TheRiddler Knows you have Aids, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)

Gordon Brown is British
he exemplifies this by being a dour old bastard
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

lol.. yeah he's a miserable cunt too..
It makes me larf.. no offense to any scots on here.. but I'm pretty sure they are 100% scottish and are offended being remotely conceived as being "british".
(TheRiddler Knows you have Aids, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)

"no offence but" comments are rarely inoffensive!

( sock is sock, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)

Now I'm not racist but! These porridge wog...

( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

HAha!
I'm not racist, some of my best friends are racist.
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)

I'm not racist, but those fucking scapegoats need to go back to where they came from!
that's right, send them croydon!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

ah, ignorance then.

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

from when they do something the english can't
but before they fuck up.

edit: Ah, that's by the English.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

Katie Melua

( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

Harry Potter and t

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)

Wooooo
POOOOOOOO

POO TUESDAY!
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)

SALMONE!

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)

what a fucking twattish comment

I think you'll find it's the english commentators who say things like this in a desperate attempt to get back the 'glory days'
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)

i'm english and i don't say that
personally i couldn't give a rat's arse where people think me from
( sock is sock, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

everywhere's abroad these days
am frae t'borders so neither owt nor summat. :)
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)

what you need is a shotgun and a rocking chair, which can be utilised for the scaring of passers by
oh.. you're from the borders

you have those already

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

He looks very young in that phoatie.

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)

?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)

1707 if you want to be specific

( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

hahaha aye

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)

Aye aye!
Did you know Rab C Nesbit is 5th in line for the throne?
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

haha
this is it.
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

heh heh

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

Are you really that ignorant of the make up of the United Kingdom
or are you just a cunt?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

Option 2
Oh god, he's Welsh
*hangs head in shame*
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

We all have our cunts to bear
or somesuch
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

The Scottish ex-pats who live here are rabidly patriotic
which makes me laugh, them living 7000 miles from "home" 'n all.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)