( JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)

AIM FOR ITS EYES

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)

No, silly
you have to shoot their antennae off
( St.Minimus *France dance*, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

That just annoys them.
*played Fallout 3 too much*
( JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)

"It came from the desert"

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)

"It came in the dessert"

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)

Mindpissage.

( Whato_Jeeves there are buttery Sprouts in my Lederhosen, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)

:D!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)

oh yes
when computer games were REAL computer games
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)

I couldnt get anywhere with "ICFTD" on the Amiga
although I have watched the playthrough on youtube
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)

me neither,
although it was fun whizzing through the hospital in a wheelchair.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)

I did manage to escape the hospital a few times
but that was about it, the ants pwnd me every time
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

:D

( Crystal Meth 99 jumpers and the heating ain't on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)

VORP.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

Shoot it's legs! Vorp vorp vorp!
Is it me or does Scarlet's suit make her look thinner than when she wears that top thing?
(cenaris It's almost time for kissmyass, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)

and those SHOES
omg
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)

What?
She's wearing shoes?
(cenaris It's almost time for kissmyass, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)

I hope so
otherwise she might stand on a thistle or something.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)

Hopefully nothing would explode

(cenaris It's almost time for kissmyass, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)

it might make her bum look big

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)

Not what I'm thinking
More like that suit looks like it has a mini nuclear reactor in the back plate.

Squirrels with booms
(cenaris It's almost time for kissmyass, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)

yeah that's totally what it looks like,
I've got one right here that looks the same.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)

looks like it's made of road signs.
has anyone here ever tried that? it's kind of awesome.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)

AIM FOR ITS NUTS!!!

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)

It's not a squirrel, Prodge...
:)
( Shazzoir As seen in the '80's, but 30 years older..., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)

brilliant!
i love the lay-zars with all my heart!
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)

It would appear that
Scarlet is making more damage to the treez than the bug did :(
( wuffle the Christmas bunny has a very wuffly nose., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)

This didn't happen at all, twas just a test level in COD...

Oh, the Allies are winning btw.

runs for posting THAT PIC....
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)

you bad boy

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)

I just got the latest offering, cannot wait to play.

( Whato_Jeeves there are buttery Sprouts in my Lederhosen, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)

Me too sir!
I am rather giddy in the knicker area :)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)

I'm collecting on the way home...
*wees a little*
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)

You geeks.
Personally I'm getting excited about my pending birthday, for which I'm going to treat myself to a new zoom lens.

Because I'm no geek at all.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)

It's my birthday soon too :)
I am going to treat myself to a Chicken Phal and some Guinness, wait a minute, that's a normal weekend...
( Whato_Jeeves there are buttery Sprouts in my Lederhosen, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)

Yay for birthdays!
Joe's got one too. We should start a WhatoScaramangabond Birthday gang, and only allow people with Whato, Scaramanaga or Vagabond in their name join.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

8th!!!!!
Had lady Scaramanga's yesterday

We had a curry and beer. It was ace!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

When is your birthday?

( Karma's Enemy face, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)

Beginning of December
Woohoo!
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)

Just after mine :D
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAY!
( Karma's Enemy face, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)

*busts moves to make yo mamma moan*

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)

my little bro is playing it(cod mw2) this second, not my cup of tea to be honest
i prefer murdering people in gta 4 the ballad of gay tony :)
(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)

I would like to play that, but I am a poor PS3 owner :`(

( Whato_Jeeves there are buttery Sprouts in my Lederhosen, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

I hope your little bro is over 18
or I'm calling the cops on you for spoiling the fun of law-abiding adults, who on the verge of having their fun taken away because parents are morons

what's Gay Tony like? Don't know if I can be bothered to fork another £30 when I've still got 25% of GTA IV left
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)

its class, i began raping people with the new buzzard chopper straight away : )

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)

you completed it yet?

( Karma's Enemy face, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

yup, that and TLAD in 4 sittings

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

GTA: Ballad of Gay Tony is fucking epic :D
I've nearly got 100% on it :)
( Karma's Enemy face, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)

I don't think I like that :(

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)

just got my ps3 back
shinny new ps3 120gb slim and MW2 :D

bye b3ta

ps that pic' :(
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)

bye bye bye

(herman :D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)

My ass is still on fire from the flaming I got for this one...

(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

Yes.
I don't think it's about "that" pic or "this" pic, I think it's about not wanting to see pictures of naked children, pissing themselves and screaming in pain and fear because their clothes have been burned off and their homes destroyed.
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)

Brian May, LOL...

( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)

"Everything we do
Is driven by you."

I cannot forgive him for that.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)

The man built his first guitar out of a fireplace
surely that allows him a little latitude?
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)

He once called an animation of mine "a piece of crap"
I, for one, shall never forgive him.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)

It was thanks to him that we got to see Star Fleet in the UK
wwas it animation of him in a rude and amusing situation?
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)

It was just him with dancing nits in his hair.
He wrote a long essay criticising it in his blog.

Many years later, getting him so angry over something so childish is still the thing I am most proud of.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)

Well done, sir
See you have a reason to dislike him.
Everyone just seems to despise him and don't know why.
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)

I don't despise him.
I said "Hi Brian!" to him once and he waved at me.

I just can't forgive him for Everything We Do Is Driven By You, and I see it as a black, be-pitchen'd hole dug deep within the darkest recesses of my heart and sense of beauty.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)

You should write a poem about it
it's only a song
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

I'm going to create an artwork using only
my own blood, shit and piss.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)

Use Bryan's
it'll sell better
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)

Pain ... anger ...

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)

Hehehe
This is definitely making my afternoon more interesting.

Nice work as always sir!

curiously: is this a picture of Brian in his hayday or a more recent one?
( unsey a frizzy haird fruit since, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)

Cheers sir!
Heyday I fancy :)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)

Eee
Marvellous.

He does seem to have gotten fatter since he stopped making sweet, sweet music.
( unsey a frizzy haird fruit since, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)

MUSIC AS GOOD AS DIETING, CLAIMS REPORT
"Now Muslims want music and dieting as well as wheelie bins...and guess who's paying?"
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!
Only someone who reads the Daily Mail could satirise it so well.
You've been exposed
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)

Mayday?

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)

With that hair it's always a 'hay' day isn't it?

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)

he has a little cloth for his willy

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)

But what happened to his beautiful curls?
HIS BEAUTIFUL CURLS!! *weeps uncontrollably*
( wuffle the Christmas bunny has a very wuffly nose., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)

30 July 1966

(pastcaring Sig? I'll give you sig!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)

Feetses!

(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)

Even more Animalympic-based :D

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)

ALL HAIL THE MULTI SPOON!

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)

I've seen this before, haven't I?

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)

TO THE BUNKER!
b3ta.com/board/9782816
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)

He's not posted this in a new thread until now

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

Or Earringses

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)

im loving these still
have you got them all together somewhere?
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)

meep meep

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)

Hahahahahaa
I love how he's now waded into the X-Factor debate about who can sing and can't.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)

2 muppets walk in to an X-factor audition . . .

( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)

that's brilliant!
:)
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)

Cheers Bilbo
Too close to the real thing, I'd say?
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)

aye - indeed

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)

Is that the guy from Terminator 2?

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)

hahaha
I ain't 'fraid 'no host.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)

fooking ace!!!!!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)

Why thank you Joe
honoured! :)
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)

:)
You've done that rather well
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)

thx jahled, (if that was for me, i always find it hard to tell, are the grey marks replys to others posts?)

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

it's all about allignments
:) also

nice post. I really like the way beaker is in it... :P
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

beaker!!!!

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)

twas..
...only a matter of time lol
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

why is it always kites in your images
:P

nicely :)
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

hahaha
cheers
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)

goddamnit screen bean pay attention your embossed kite
stop playing with your circular phone
( Shada ha ha! graphs!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

erm ...
ok ...
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)

This is good.
Have a cockie monster

UMMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

wigglesprout

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)

I admit there may be a slight wigglesprout issue with my picture.

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

oh it's not an issue :)

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)

hahha

I never was allowed back on the set of CD:UK after this
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)

Ahahahahaha

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)

:D well it is tuesday

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)

i wish i had a cdc worthy of posting...

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)

I only have this :P

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)

Yes. Happy tuesday!

I just spent ages looking for my original version of this only to find that it had been deleted. Has B3tards ever been known to randomly delete stuff?
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)

cocks!

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)

COCKS!

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

hahahahaha

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)

Checking my reflection and telling my best kite
I THINK MY NOSE GETTING BIG
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)

yes

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)

I love this
but why is he sitting on the sea?
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)

cheers, but
it's a hill, not the sea!
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)

? I swear I looked at this a minute ago and the kite was moving??
Am I going head-wrong?
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

You're tripping.
YOU'RE TRIPPING!
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)

:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiY8T1wlAGI
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

David Allison Cameron

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

burns victim

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

Hahaha
It was Q&D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

It's not too bad
I was just being a bitch
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

Opposing light sources, texture etc.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

too brown.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

too gordon.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

font

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

would.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

What wouldn't you do? ;D

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)

YA MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

YOOOOOU!
oi oi :)
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

sup ginge?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)

nowt much
chillin' out: maxin' and coolin'

how goes your summer?
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)

it's ok, presently working my arse off due to the presence of a famous maths dude.
but I get to go to new zealand in February.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)

say hello to my cousins for me while you're there.
Cheers.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)

will their reply be "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

possibly not.. they're immigrants rather than natives.

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)

Botox!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

Jesus.
What the fuck is that?
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

Hahahaha...
Phwooooaar! :D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

FUCK IT WITH DICKHAMMERS!
AND GUNS!
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)

I've 'ad 'er
/ac

nicely clamsoul :D
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

I am not trawling through every image posted............

(pastcaring Sig? I'll give you sig!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

That's no moon
etc
( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

Tesco Value Sausages?
They're still edible in space?
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

Haha!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

He's loving it

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

Happy dogs are happy...


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)

Doggies!!!
YAY a WOOF! :D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)

:D:D:D:D:D
they look like they're listening to the funkyside-tunes of this yappening band...


(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

The Beegles?

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

they got the bassist from fennec tx

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

Lovely!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

fantastic!
i'll send this to the girls in the office to give thema giggle, and then maybe their breasts will move.

nice one
(g-rex, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)

YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP

( Shada ha ha! graphs!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

WOOF..............nicely:D

( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)

Ah Monet a breath of fresh air, and no magenta

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)

A great impression..
.. now do Frank Spencer!

*click*
( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)

yay

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)

I'll wheel this back out then....

(A w00tAlohrs in a manger. Bullet-point proof., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

Office lols

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)

hahaha.....brilliant
:)
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

New Mutants?

( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)

Hahahahahaha...
Brill! Simon fits a treat! :)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)

Ta Ninj
Fits better fullsize!
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

Hahahaha! Nicely done Q!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)

Cheers Moley
:)
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

Hahahaha

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

For Ninj - Brand New

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)

Hahahaha...
Is that Brand and Oliver Bilbo? :D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)

no - it's just fiddled about with brand
removing lines, chins, you know...

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/10/article-0-0234A6970000044D-264_468x547.jpg
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)

snap
I thought it was a Jamie Brand Mash too?
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)

jobr&

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)

/would
Nicely done bbb!
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

She's actually quite pretty....
I think.
Oh god I'm so confused...
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

Swift return!
Bravo!
( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)

The Empire's involvement in the Vietnam war was seldom recognised

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)

he'd still miss
even at that range.

Stormtroopers. Worst shots in the Imperium (except for in that first battle)
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)

add to that
"most pointless armour"
( shitkicker, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)

bit like the american marines then

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)

Actually
From a /. discussion a while back:

www.adpov.net/2005/03/09/adpov-001/ try and ignore the irritating tone.

Also:

"That complaint always bugged me. I know of 4 occasions in Episode IV (I won't get into the other episodes) where the stormtroopers fire at the heroes.

1. 3P0/R2 wander across the field of fire - Troopers shoot past them to get the actual targets (exactly as you would expect from trained marksmen)
2. Falcon takes off - Troopers shoot at AND HIT a vehicle moving at high speed away from them
3. Trash Compactor - Troopers aren't able to hit a group of people taking cover a good distance off down a dark cooridor. Concealment and Camouflage but they're able to get pretty close in the few seconds they have before they escape.
4. Deathstar Escape Scene - Troopers miss every shot at the group of rebels who are going to lead them to the rebellion base...hmm, could it be they were ordered to miss?

Every other time we see the stormtroopers fire they hit their targets perfectly."
(trnk loves a pun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)

They are worse in episodes 5 and 6....

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

That all makes sense
Even Obi-Wan acknowledged that they're accurate shots (when talking about the Jawa massacre).
And the armour is actually pretty good - it's environmental control, it intimidates the enemy and blocks a fair bit of damage. Han Solo carried a heavy blaster pistol (illegal in most systems) and, during the death star escape an imperial carbine and thus did more damage.
( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

They are worse in episodes 5 and 6....
 
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)

but
the armour was no good against wooden spears and rocks?
( shitkicker, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

The spears likely penetrated at the joints
and the rocks did impact damage. Even wearing the best armour won't stop the wearer getting knocked off-balance when hit by a large rock.
( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)

you've thought about this
waaaaaay too much
( shitkicker, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)

SCIENCE!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)

weeeeeeee

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)

:D


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

hahaha, oh fuck

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)

Hahahahaha!

( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

This is fantastic

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

It feels so wrong
and yet feels so right!
( wuffle the Christmas bunny has a very wuffly nose., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

I don't know why that works
but it does, so well! One ticket to Hull for you!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

I can't see this one, stupid firewall :(
making a new one now though :p
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

I'm trying not to laugh
because then the office will want to see what I'm laughing at and then think I'm weird, but this is so fucking funny
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)

Space Race bidding war.

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)

The shadows are wrong.
/Cliff Wichard blog
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)

Well this is all very interesting
Wouldn't they have wanted the Soviet flag though?
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)

*points knowingly*
You might be on to something, there..
( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)

hahahaha!
Life moves pretty fast...it's hard to keep up
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)

Aye
That's why they offered less than America for the footage.

*convincing no one that it was a deliberate mistake*
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)

:D

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

Hahahaha! That's great!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

More old fashioned fun.

(A w00tAlohrs in a manger. Bullet-point proof., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)

*click*

( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)

Perfect!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)

ta :)
Im quite pleased with those two today :)
(A w00tAlohrs in a manger. Bullet-point proof., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

Wiiii!
Those crazy old-timers.

( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)

Marvellous!!

( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)

We shall fight them with cake...

( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)

That is fucking terrifying

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)

haha where is your mind 0_o
click
( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)

Ooh don't ask me...
...:D ta btw!
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

Aaaarrrrggghhhhh!!!!!! My poor eyes!!!!!
:D
Fantastic stuff Ninj!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)

Cheers sir!
Congrats on the fab FP!! :)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

Cheers sir!
Congrats on the fab FP!! :)


Churchill/Brand doesn't really have the same impact the other way round, does it? :D



( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)

Hahahaha...
Tis John Sargent again!!! WOO to you :D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hahahahaha!
FARK!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)

Why can I only see David Cameron?

( Mu Sticks™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

You have cut out two small pictures of Cameron and fixed them in front of your eyes with elaborate scaffold made of toothpicks and blu-tac?

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)

Shit, I've been sleep Torying again.

( Mu Sticks™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)

Try these. They work when you're awake...


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)

I think my expression would be the same under similar circumstances.

( Mu Sticks™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)

It's like Pixar made flesh.
Brr.
( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh!
the damn fools, they did it..
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)

you always face mash wonderfully :D
top works :)
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

Cheers sir!!
:)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

that is truly marvellous
possibly your best face mash ever
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

Cheers Bilbo, although I was rather chuffed with Bono & teh Robin Williams...

( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

OK -right
now I'm torn

this is ace

but it actually looks right
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)

What about Indiana Martin?

( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)

Oh Give up!
:)
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

nooo! my special dreams are ruined!!!

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

So, that's how they made Shatner?

( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)

Patrick Stewart?
Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)

8D
Yes!
( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)

Fucking Ace!
top notch
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)

Awesome.
As ever.
( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

Thanks Cap'n!
:D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)

Rather unfashionably
I'm quite a fan of Jo Brand. I really enjoyed Getting On, and think she comes across as lovely.

I also enjoyed her interjection on a panel show recently, where she said that the only adverts she'd consider doing were for "Lovely lovely fags".
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

Has she acquired any material other than 'cake is delicious' and 'men are rubbish'?

( Bob Todd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

Since it's been about 20 years since she did that sort of stuff
Yes - quite a lot.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

She doesn't need to.... that's comedy gold!
"I went to the doctor to see if I had an eating disorder. "Yes" he said"you can't stop eating them"

Oh my, my poor aching sides
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)

you've only got a stitch cos of all that cake

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)

Like I said - I know it's unfashionable.
I've never been very good at fashion.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)

Loads
Plus she's an excellent panellist on QI.
( Mockingbird in a pear tree, wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)

^this^

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

'allo!
I've maded a song for Friday!

\o/


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)

antici...

( Bee Nice General disorders > Death and Sudden Death > Death, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)

PAY SHUN!
'ello you!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

Morni...
Afternoon, DTH SAGDTH!
*awaits Friday with baited breath*

...

*liberates mouse*

*awaits Friday with bated breath*

*dies*
( Bee Nice General disorders > Death and Sudden Death > Death, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

brilliant, you squeezed it in :)

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)

ya!
It was quite short and simple, so I may start on the one you really, really wanted! C]:0D


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)

That is horrifying but very well done!

( Bob Todd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

good god
have you collated all these anywhere?
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

I haven't me duck! Only on teh b3ta
;)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)

website plus google ads + stumbleupon/digg/reddit etc = teh profit!

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)

eek!
*faints*

hello Ninj :) xxx
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)

Ey up missus!!
How's teh lil' one and of course your smashing self?
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

All grand, ta, happy and thriving and all that :)
How's the lovely Meg?
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)

Sounds brill!! Meg has turned me into a mushy wreck, bless you...

( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

Puppy!

( Mu Sticks™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

its a dog yay!
not a horrid kat
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)

oh my!
Fantastic!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

Cheers Joe!!
:)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)

Nice and nasty in equal measure.

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)

I like this
As a way to express this, I have clicked the "I like this!" clickable link. And also written this pointless slef-referential redundant reply.
( Mockingbird in a pear tree, wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)

I want cake now.

( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

by god
that's scary
(lord bofingham, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)

wrong
just fucking wrong

(still wrong)

:D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)

hahahahaha
Scarily excellent Ninj, *click*
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)

Cheers sir!
:D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)

What has been seen....
etc etc

That is just too good to be a shopped image. Tell me it is a shopped image, please :(
( wuffle the Christmas bunny has a very wuffly nose., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)

'Tis shopped!
:)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)

Yay!
*breathes a sigh of relief*

Ninj, your shoppery is toppery and fools me every time. ;)
( wuffle the Christmas bunny has a very wuffly nose., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)

Ooh bless you!
:D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)

great stuff
as is the bonowilliams below
( Flash_Bastard, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

a bit of fry and laurie

nings to all
( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)

Lovely,
Your sincerely,
Suckmaster Burstingfoam x
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)

That looks 3D on my monitor!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)

Wobbly background is wobbly

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

A bit of Fry in Laurie if the face is anything to go by..
.. class!
( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

The Business! let us be about it!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)

" a bit of " Fry and Laurie.
the " a bit of " is a requirement.
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)

elvis update


Click for bigger (207 kb)
ningles all
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)

wow.
just wow!
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)

I am in of the envies of your finger skills
top crafting :)

is elvis plastecine?
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)

its milliput
epoxy putty , like plastacine before it goes off
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)

...and then hand-painted?

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)

miliput?
that'll explain why it's in miniture then...

*well it's close enough for me any way :P*
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

'allo Sir!
Top stuff!

AND all is explained by the syringe of heroin in the background . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

yay !
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)

*manhugs*
Yo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

I'm suitably impressed.
Excellent stuff.
( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

nice!

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)

please for to provide
sence of scale so I can moderate my impressedness correctly.
( Mockingbird in a pear tree, wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)

Magnificent.

( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)