not sure why.

( EvS, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:47, archived)

more pants

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:52, archived)

that's strangely nice
evening, err.. morning everyone.
I'm extremely drunk.
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:54, archived)

since we're doing googlisms
slim is in
slim is beautiful to most women
slim is milan's marni for winter
slim is in for notebooks
slim is kiest denationalekoerier
slim is slim
slim is dim"
slim is sorta cool
slim is heading to
slim is an all natural
slim is halfway between the gutter and stars
slim is on his way
slim is fresh and clean
slim is a highly effective herbal diet supplement
slim is attractive
slim is
slim is fu**ing in heaven
slim is in the skinny on the latest generation of mininotebook computers entrepreneur magazine
slim is beautiful to most singaporean women
slim is in for notebooks toshiba introduces two slimmed
slim is awesome by gregoriotheextreme
slim is phat
slim is dim
slim is based on qsm's software equation
slim is sorta cool 4/23/2002
slim is heading to javascript error
slim is a general
slim is in the public domain
slim is especially formulated to enhance your body's natural metabolic processes while you are at rest
slim is pissed and smoking a nice large bifter

and about 500 more...
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 26 Oct 2002, 1:00, archived)

"slim is based on qsm's software equation"?
hmmm...
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 1:14, archived)

hmmm... yes
I could have edited the list
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 26 Oct 2002, 1:33, archived)

HELP
HAVE IMAGE, CAN'T POST... repeat HELP!!!!
(Lost in Angeles, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:38, archived)

stop, breathe.
www.flibz.com/m2

click the files thingumy, upload and follow instructions in the b3ta FAQ
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:40, archived)

Bless
you...
(Lost in Angeles, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:47, archived)

np
i had the same problem last week when ukdragon died.
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:48, archived)

direct linky
www.flibz.com/m2/autoftp1.cfm
( Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:40, archived)

Bless you
as well
(Lost in Angeles, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:48, archived)

I repeat once again...
HELP HELP HELP HELP
HELP HELP HELP HELP
HELP HELP HELP HELP
HELP HELP HELP HELP
HELP HELP HELP HELP
(Lost in Angeles, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:47, archived)

please
stop that. you're giving me the fear.
(Grover, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:48, archived)

My most sincerest
apologies
(Lost in Angeles, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:53, archived)

whats to problem now?

( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)

Googlism for: porn
Thought this was so amusing it had to be shared! Esp. like the first one

porn is in & out & in & out again
porn is as
porn is sorta good for kids
porn is found here
porn is your big guide to free porn on the internet
porn is too accessible
porn is as close as the off button
porn is already illegal
porn is boring
porn is superior to
porn is difficult
porn is better than drugs
porn is a
porn is only free
porn is bad for you
porn is all about substance
porn is hard to filter
porn is everywhere
porn is good
porn is free?
( Red wine and cheese., Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:33, archived)

kinky
kinky is a road movie
kinky is not at all what you might think from the title
kinky is a
kinky is merely adding a little spice by concocting these tales of detective work
kinky is a collective of five friends from monterrey
kinky is a fairly accurate thumbnail sketch of the movie
kinky is undermined by a fundamental prosaicness in its narrative
kinky is a book written by esther freud
kinky is all about the mind
kinky is my middle name
kinky is not the romp that the title seems to imply
kinky is back in 1970s greenwich village
( boden, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:37, archived)

just the two
wanking is normal
wanking is for winners




nuff said
( Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:38, archived)

23 is national pie day
Hail eris!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:48, archived)

'ow do
shit sandwich is nutritious and tasty; and the best of them will talk you into believing you're the only one who doesn't like
(stinkybohoon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:48, archived)

Ah Googilsm poetry is bootifool.
My love is like a gazelle
My heart is not digital
The river is a woman ,I met her in the springtime.
What is enlightenment?
Ah my son, it is ready.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:26, archived)

the pies
are cooked
and the summer
is shaved.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)

Ode to Anal Intrusion
anal intrusion is not possible
anal intrusion is second to none
anal intrusion is encouraged
anal intrusion is funny
anal intrusion is explicit
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:36, archived)

woo is a spontaneous
yay is kitty
hoopla is excellent in spite of the heavy brooklyn accent that ultimately helped destroy her career
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:41, archived)

hoopla
is excellent!
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:48, archived)

that last one
troubles me greatly
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)

fantastic
.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:52, archived)

A fish is labeled fresh,
but a kitten is all I can manage in my busy day.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:37, archived)

and you've
just name three board members!
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:38, archived)

So it does,
now I sound like a pervert.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:44, archived)

i've found it!
"all your base is located at 1480"

and pretty soon, they will belong to me
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:34, archived)

sure.
once you invent a time-machine to take you back to 1480.

i think my bases are safe for now. yes.

'b3ta is full of lovely weirdness'
(rikrak, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:37, archived)

What you say !!

( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:37, archived)

you have no chance to survive

( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:41, archived)

Take off every


You know what you doing
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:55, archived)

for

( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 1:00, archived)

"spacefish is wonderful"
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 1:21, archived)

to err is hitler
to forgive is to suffer version 1
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)

naaaaaaa
the sun is brighter than you think
happiness is dragon shaped
the hummus is almost as attractive as the bartenders
like is wen i have ben shovling antheroite and i sneze and it coms all black on my sleave then i know my nose hares are woking propaly
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:37, archived)

how
are you making this google poetry?
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:40, archived)

just tapping in the words my muse brings to me
and lumping the silliest ones together
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:42, archived)

riiight,i 'm gonna right a song with the line
happiness is dragon shaped in it...and didn't i say i was going?
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:42, archived)

Highjack!
Does anyone have a link to that enormous archive of retro piccies, liek? Cheers. :D
(Dogsdinner, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:37, archived)

this one's pretty good, though it may not be the one after which you ask...
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:40, archived)

That's not it
It's the H-something Archives, I think.
(Dogsdinner, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:42, archived)

I love Matthew Kelly


matthew kelly is like an interpreter for the soul
matthew kelly is vice
matthew kelly is a type of melon
matthew kelly is nothing but a fake
matthew kelly is a special guy
( wayward., Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:56, archived)

Just as we expected !
"But Goofy, he tried to kill my father !!"

(Soundmonster, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:21, archived)

Worst way to die. Ever.

Drowning in a sea of condoms...
( EvS, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:21, archived)

hmmm, could be worse
they could be used, or you could repost on here twice in one lifetime
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)

Apparently,
all Jackson & Jackson anal thermometers are "personally tested".
Not exactly a way to die... But still pretty nasty to think about.
(Dogsdinner, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:24, archived)

and with that
i'm leaving...oh yeah, the song "Naked", by Avril Lavigne is quite nice (although not a patch on any VC shit)
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)

What the hell is with internet people tonight?
One person starts emailing me pictures of ladyboys... And then you say this...
:P
(Dogsdinner, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:30, archived)

I can think of worse...
Drowning in a sea of used condoms...

....ooo, now that makes me look slow and bad...
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:24, archived)

how about
drowning in a sea of semen. Or drowning IN a used condom
(Dirt, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)

maybe drowning in a sea
of condoms used for butt fuggin?

that would be 115% nasty
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:39, archived)

the irony of that last one
is that it quite possibly nearly happened (unlesss your parents were catholic)
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:43, archived)

Best clear up...

Before I pop to the shops for a pie, thought Bernard.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:20, archived)

hahahaha!
Woo!
yay!
( EvS, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:21, archived)

The wilderness used to be so untidy
until Dyson Cyclone cleaners came along. As everyone knows, nature abhors a vacuum.


/coat
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:24, archived)

That's...
a line from a Gary Larson cartoon - but I forgive you :)
( geekchic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:41, archived)

Woo
yay Houpla Huzzah Etc to Gary Larson in general.
(techsmurf, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 1:00, archived)

haha
excellent:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)

"Look at me, I have the most expensive
vacuum cleaner in the woods..."

Goodnight all...
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:24, archived)

w/y/h
to husky and stutch :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:30, archived)

brian hated it when he couldn't reach the charmin



big
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)

a<a href="http://www..." target="_blank">www...</a>
look at his tounge...
( EvS, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)

a<a href="http://www..." target="_blank">www...</a>
wassat aboot then?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:25, archived)

i typed
aww with three w's.

The evil pixxies that run the board turn that into a link...
( EvS, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)

awww
thats not right nowww is it www www www
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)

you need the dots
it picks up www.
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:45, archived)

pixxies?
PIXXIES?


arrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh!

/me runs
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:30, archived)

what about it?


googly b3ta go:

'b3ta is it theatre? who knows?'
(rikrak, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)

woo
& yay!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:25, archived)

after the show was axed dangermouse had nothing better to do
the go to cheap motels with penfold and give him dirty sanchez after dirty sanchez



15 of 500...what is worse is that this started out as a night fever thingy, and i somehow got side-tracked.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:12, archived)

Woooo.
Buckets... etc.


Never enough "dirty Sanchez's on B3ta"
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:17, archived)

It has to be said,
that although I hate you for shopping it, that's a great bucket o'woos, you tart monkey
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:21, archived)

I might do a plate of yays sometime...
Not tonight though... the brain hurts.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:26, archived)

I think a basket
might be better, possibly a bowl.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)

mmmm.
A bowl of yays...?
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)

or perhaps a
footway.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:30, archived)

A footway...
A footway of yays?
Wass one of dem?
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:55, archived)

That almost sounds like
a bizarre American sandwich. "Yeah, I'll have a double dirty Sanchez on B3ta... Hold the pickle..."
(Dogsdinner, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:26, archived)

I would....
No I would....

Oh wait, no I wouldn't.... ugh... dirty.. dirty
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)

mmm, i think i'll buy an island
http://www.property.org.uk/unique/islands.html
(minorthreat, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)

Duuh..

Still kinda creepy tho.
( EvS, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)

bananaman is an absolute classic
bananaman is rather rare
bananaman is the same sound
bananaman is probably the coolest superhero ever
bananaman is the very reason why i started eating bananas so many years ago
bananaman is right

thom curtis is a man drawn to disaster
( bananaman, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)

Like the
"same sound" bit
( EvS, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:00, archived)

.
spacefish is right
spacefish is a newly formed project by one of germanys most acclaimed
spacefish is at the third stone tonight
spacefish is a dark and disturbed individual; in his own words he's a
spacefish is a tuscon

recognise any of these, 'nanaman? =o)
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)

yay!
i do!

anyway, bedtime. must get up and go round london tomorrow
( bananaman, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:02, archived)

aha!
I recognise this from paintmash!: "spacefish is a dark and disturbed individual". must be true!
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)

boden
provides a page as long as your arm
( boden, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:03, archived)

it doesn't say that!

( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:05, archived)

alright
sarcy chops

boden is the only current cowgirl that has competed in an ncaa championship

I'm an all male cow-girl


boden is currently principal horn of the portland symphony and a member of the new hampshire symphony
boden is a healer whose practice is centered on spiritual guidance and body knowing
boden is an internationally respected authority in the field of artificial intelligence
boden is a real estate agent in winchester
boden is a common name
( boden, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)

boden, you sound like a talented chap!
boden is an internationally respected authority in the field of artificial intelligence
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)

Artificially intelligent
Thats me!
( boden, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)

I had a neural network based nightmare last night
Honest.
( bigdave, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:32, archived)

I had a really...
..rude dream
( boden, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:38, archived)

i know
i was in it
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 1:12, archived)

Ha ha ha,
bovine is more related to pig then salmon
bovine is also directed towards sperm
bovine is tormented by what the jolly rancher has done to him in the past and often has flashbacks to these events during important matches

bovine is released under the gnu public license
bovine is not fully understood
bovine is known for getting extremely "alternative" live acts
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)

Ha!
You're a sperm. Giggle
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:10, archived)

Bloody hell!
susan is a top florida residential real estate agent
susan is a very gifted intuitive artist that is
susan is my name
susan is always with me
susan is a senior at a large university and only lacks 15 hours
susan is a very beautiful woman and she seems nice
susan is a cpm candidate and holds a california
susan is dead
susan is famous
susan is no longer a friend of narnia
susan is a single mom with three kids
susan is 52
susan is a female participant from uganda
susan is mad at her dad
susan is in heaven and she is a great assest for others
susan is right
susan is slated to be in episodes 4
susan is a cpm candidate and holds a california real estate license
susan is sick
susan is a quick and subtle board game for two players
susan is no longer a friend of narnia 1996
susan is an attractive
susan is a personal image expert and a proven professional in her field
susan is no longer attached to the film
susan is looking for? i?m looking the guy who are honest
susan is strongly committed to enhancing educational programs using communications technology
susan is an acronym for smallest univalue segment assimilating nucleus
susan is back
susan is an active trial litigator
susan is a homeworker
susan is stressed and depressed over turning forty
susan is frank
susan is far more imposing
susan is the founder and president of connex network inc
susan is the beige house with red shutters
susan is moving toward the oncoming lightbeam
susan is a pioneer in the development of comprehensive investor relations programs for numerous healthcare companies
susan is a member of the yurok tribe and lives in salyer
susan is running a "find the worst bus route" competition
susan is a featured artist on the web on women on air and artist underground
susan is an administrative assistant who is negotiating her yearly salary package with her supervisor
susan is the only certified tellington touch practitioner in the state of indiana and compliments the tellington touch with acupressure and massage
susan is the author or co
susan is married to film producer ken wales
susan is the only surviving timber
susan is an expert on the topic
susan is a principal and a member of the national association of securities dealers
susan is a coast salish artist
susan is also available as a single plain ascii e
susan is a professional writer with twenty
susan is
susan is a graduate of the london college of music where she studied piano with eric hope
susan is the owner of grooming by susan
susan is feeling fine
susan is the author of three books
susan is on vacation
susan is the author of "the secrets of service
susan is the director of the school of flirting® and president of dynamic communications
susan is a christian psychotherapist
susan is right posted by mariella
susan is supposed to share special things with you and have a warm fuzzy moment
susan is a seasoned entrepreneur and expert in the launch and growth of
susan is an ethical woman and is refusing to cooperate
susan is not
susan is a biological sciences major who is interested in both cell
susan is a specialist in many forms of holistic therapy including
susan is the member that formed the first water world outing and now we have a big interest among rmnaafa members in water world
susan is available for personal consultations to assist you in re
susan is the name given to the college laundry
susan is vice
susan is now being added to the star
susan is a sequential learner
susan is now/ mail attachments
susan is managing a major sales campaign that had to be delayed because of her absence
susan is appearing in your area
susan is a native
susan is extremely critical
susan is a consummate jewish center professional
susan is enjoying this experience tremendously and says she would loop every year if she could
susan is"
susan is to see how much she loved her family
susan is co
susan is term
susan is an experienced domestic relations attorney and mediator
susan is married to barry trexel
susan is new to the escort world and is looking forward to meeting new and interesting people
susan is a member of the editorial board for the pc alamode
susan is also well
susan is an experienced mentor
susan is hesitant to commit to a full
susan is a true professional and i have included some information below about her
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)

Information attached below?
Would that be your mighty profile?
( bigdave, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:20, archived)

Yes,
but at least I am more pig than salmon.
I was worried.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:14, archived)

otter googly
too many good ones. small selection:

otter is the longest of all the otter species
otter is swimming
otter is swimming with its mouth full of fish
otter is a great way to get your family out on the water
otter is the largest otter of all
otter is here
otter is
(rikrak, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:03, archived)

this one worries me though.
googly otter:

otter is the sybil of bike racing


(WTF???)
(rikrak, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:05, archived)

every one
a sparkling gem :)
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)

Mine is just monged...
bigdave is 8th only 113 from first
bigdave is in zone 5a; bigdave lives in carver
bigdave is back
bigdave is the ultimate
bigdave is officially here
bigdave is 27/m/georgia
bigdave is in
bigdave is a new
bigdave is the leader and the ozwl contact
bigdave is his profile
bigdave is so brassed off with his work that he may leave without any definite plans
bigdave is now known as bd`wr0k
bigdave is now known as bd`at`pub
bigdave is refering to is not the kidd from ga that invented the aftec
bigdave is a fag
bigdave is

What's that last one all about? "bigdave is"? Is what? And I AM NOT A FAG!
( bigdave, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:04, archived)

bloody hell!
nobody loves me! i tried all categories and got nichts!
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)

however, if i do a search for my real name
and substitute 'freshlegs' for it, we get, amongst other things:
freshlegs is sitting
freshlegs is the most wonderful person ever
freshlegs is reading my journal
freshlegs is dumb
freshlegs is a highly underrated comic actress
freshlegs is also a former vice
freshlegs is the best
freshlegs is already a legend
freshlegs is a codehead
freshlegs is in the 4th grade but is very tall for her age
freshlegs is a nice person
freshlegs is the voice of reason in certain situations
freshlegs is truly a legend in ladies' skating
freshlegs is gaining strength and becoming more dangerous
freshlegs is incredibly intelligent
freshlegs is responsible
freshlegs is the managing editor of the australian astronomy research journal
freshlegs is currently single
freshlegs is the great
freshlegs is equipped with a very robust wine list
freshlegs is human
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:17, archived)

surely you haven't got
a real name? You're one of those them there enigmas an' that.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)

i'm
a robot
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:26, archived)

ah yes, 90% robot
and 10% female according to Fnord; such facts preclude me even trying to guess what yer name is really.....or is that the beer....fuckknuckles.....
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:33, archived)

this one's true isn't it?
freshlegs is the managing editor of the australian astronomy research journal
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)

yeah, but this one's truer:
freshlegs is gaining strength and becoming more dangerous
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:20, archived)

snap!

( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)

ha ha ha ha
freshlegs is gaining strength and becoming more dangerous

run away - whilst you still can!
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)

You are dumb and intelligent
simultaneously? Wow!
( bigdave, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:35, archived)

there's this
fresh legs is something i won't forget for a long time
fresh legs is what happens in crunch time in december and
fresh legs is about as fun to watch as someone lose a limb
fresh legs is
fresh legs is something the b's old
fresh legs is a huge part of it
fresh legs is something the 11
fresh legs is the team's short
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:17, archived)

excellent!
thanks fnord is where you left your sunglasses
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)

And B3ta is:
b3ta is run by donations
b3ta is one of my two favouite sites on the internet
b3ta is a place for new images or projects that you've made
b3ta is not dead despite the lawyers complaints
b3ta is now one of my favorite sites on the internet and i can't seem to stop playing "tower of strength" by the mission uk
b3ta is badly misheard instructions
b3ta is the law
b3ta is a free weekly newsletter reporting on the coolest stuff on the net
b3ta is great
b3ta is not so exciting right now
b3ta is better than real life
b3ta is run from donations; so if you like the site
b3ta is worse than crack
b3ta is going to die unless they can start raising money
b3ta is a british collaborative weblog
b3ta is the funniest site i know of
b3ta is not only sanctioning this culture in schools
b3ta is nigh
b3ta is
b3ta is full of n00b135 and they be boring motherfuckers
b3ta is more or less a collective of really cynically funny people
b3ta is dying posted by bowner on 20/03/2002 at 09
b3ta is it theatre? who knows?
b3ta is super
b3ta is still good for a laugh
b3ta is the top notch site for photoshoppers with attitude
b3ta is well worth checking out
b3ta is "website of the month
b3ta is the place for you
b3ta is a website with a messageboard populated by people who make odd webby things and curious amusing images
b3ta is pleasantly offensive
b3ta is full of lovely weirdness
b3ta is a good site in general actually
b3ta is pretty good too though
b3ta is completely fab

how nice.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)

makes you feel all warm and fuzzy doesn't it
awwwww
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)

the
bestest!
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:30, archived)

woo!
etc.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:34, archived)

Baah! nothing
for andy tomaz,
but my 'real' name is the same as a famous-ish footy player so all I get is stuff like:

...is a well known striker who used to play for sheffield wednesday in the premier league.

I'd be quite chuffed if I actually gave a stuff, but I hate footy. Boo.
( Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)

do you have the linky
for that please?
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:59, archived)

tis
www.googlism.com
( bananaman, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:00, archived)

it was in the newsletter...
www.googlism.com/index.htm
( EvS, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)

which is too many clicks away for me.
thanks both of you.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:03, archived)

Wah!
it doesn't work on my name
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:04, archived)

same here. :(
Kinda makes your life feel a bit like a zero, doesn't it?
(Dogsdinner, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)

nor me
but my real name is quite revealing
(edit removed some because there's far too many)

ian king is the man athletes look for to answers in regard to athlete prepartion
ian king is now available
ian king is a rapidly rising singer songwriter with a cult following in britain and europe
ian king is 58% of basic annual salary
ian king is the antithesis of what you may think a strength coach would be
ian king is the strength coach for the 21st century
ian king is a highly respected professional tattoo artist
ian king is a very practical read
ian king is better
ian king is acu top fuel bike champion
ian king is an athletic preparation consultant based in australia
ian king is the best
ian king is one of the key organisers of the barnabus christian outreach project
ian king is now vice
ian king is chief of otaki and is probably unique because he is also a career firefighter
ian king is often referred to as "the australian charles poliquin
ian king is king
ian king is nothing compared to cp
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)

fnord is kind of like zen except no one gets hit with a stick
fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:12, archived)

A lot of them will come from this
www.fnord.org/occult/discordia/text/what.is.fnord which is mirrored all over the place it seems.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)

ahaaaaa amongst other things.....
gibbon is doing well
gibbon is approximately 712
gibbon is a fascinating animal
gibbon is an infidel and bible hater
gibbon is female
gibbon is connected to the following things
gibbon is the no
gibbon is a southwind son from a starwar cow which enables wide use across australia's holstein population
gibbon is easy to tell from another one
gibbon is the 16
gibbon is a small town of 712 people
gibbon is a cash register
gibbon is een aap
gibbon is not as complex as you may think
gibbon is to the left
gibbon is marked this year
gibbon is one of the finest wordsmiths to have ever written in the english tongue
gibbon is held in a ramshackle house stacked with cages ? is
gibbon is not blind to the fact that other cults and sects within the empire were also competing with one another in their attempt to attract
gibbon is the siamang
gibbon is apt to
gibbon is able to produce substantially greater moments in all axes during ricochetal and other high acceleration movements than during slow brachiation
gibbon is equally expert in misrepresenting a modern as an ancient writer
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)

apparently
kitten is 100% of fact
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:31, archived)

ha ha ha ha
she'll like that
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:38, archived)

ok i'll keep sayingit inthe hope google picks up on it by the time she goes to check
because at the moment it's not 100% of fact but it should be.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:44, archived)

kitten is 100% of fact
surely...
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:47, archived)

ha haa haa
ian king is often referred to as "the australian charles poliquin
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)

but...
kitten is not an unusual circumstance
kitten is cruel by marnie
kitten is vomiting;
kitten is in the wrong crowd
kitten is not
kitten is an original
kitten is handled during the first few weeks in its new home can influence its relationship with people as well as its behavior
kitten is being fed
kitten is huddled
kitten is free of worms
kitten is usually chilled
kitten is kept in a warm environment at all times
and
kitten is all these things — and more
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:46, archived)

Mmmm
Tart Monkey is .......

.......
.......
.......
.......
.......

(Bollox. I'm not bitter. I'm not)
Boo hoo hooooo
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)

at the risk of one-upmanship
as opposed to one-upmanshipman which is covered elsewhere in this journal

I turned up this:

witchy is the younger sister
witchy is a real sweetie and like her parents ch jack daniels at redwitch
witchy is beste kynologische teef van zeeland in 1996
witchy is going out of town until saturday; if you need any assistance please contact chaos at ml@glnml
witchy is a very articulate woman who writes well and give a comical yet no bs viewpoint
witchy is a new watch that incorporates a fortune
witchy is into organics and healthy living in a big way
witchy is my mini
witchy is supposedly the ring leader
witchy is one of the people from chat who knows me in real life
witchy is always running "behind"
witchy is puddle and spicies of jinny is chisu
witchy is all set for the trick or treaters of snowonderville
witchy is 33
witchy is about 24" tall with polymer clay head and hands
witchy is dressed in a dark yellow dress with beads hanging off the waist and she wears a leopard print cape
witchy is as witchy does
witchy is afraid of ghosts
witchy is the first custom i made from an original pony
witchy is coming with us
witchy is back
witchy is
witchy is chipping away at my self
witchy is so freakin' hot
witchy is the town witch and is one of the oldest inhabitants
witchy is driving and jeana too
witchy is going on in the picturesque village of oakhaven
witchy is on the prowl again
witchy is just not a very good 'green witch'
witchy is going to get her
witchy is my way of saying bitchy
witchy is usually in here
witchy is a little bit collapsed
witchy is very helpful to the diaryland community
witchy is nuts
witchy is here?? gunn asked sitting back on his heals
witchy is dressed properly
witchy is ranked 246 and has played for 20m in 7 days real name
witchy is here?" gunn asked sitting back on his heals
witchy is not light as there is some violence but mabry doesnt usually take himself or the cases too seriously
witchy is moe


Some of the above are true, some are scary.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)

helper monkey gets
helper monkey is ranked 13 and has played for 15h25m in 15 days real name
helper monkey is ranked 64 and has played for 19m in 14 days real name
helper monkey is a real help
helper monkey is ill
helper monkey is typing this for me
helper monkey is typing this
helper monkey is ranked 46 and has played for 1h8m in 14 days real name
helper monkey is this
helper monkey is
helper monkey is ranked 209 and has played for 32m in 30 days real name
helper monkey is a java 2 application written to maintain and create web based "photo albums"
helper monkey is ranked 167 and has played for 39m in 16 days real name
helper monkey is my


i like the Helper Monkey is, one...it sounds all philosophical
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:14, archived)

I knew I was right
eating crisps is apparently a satisfactory pretext
eating crisps is good for you
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)

Witchy....
...is a big tart.
...is Ozzy Osbourne...
...is on the pies...

...is still my chum?
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:14, archived)

one of those
isn't true....

:o)

the rest are
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)

Chum it is then
witchy is the town witch and is one of the oldest inhabitants

That's the best one...
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)

curses,
spotted.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:25, archived)

"witchy is the first custom i made from an original pony"
i like that
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:16, archived)

witchy is
as witchy does

works for me :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)

waaahh!
"witchy is one of the people from chat who knows me in real life"
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:25, archived)

<snicker>

:)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:36, archived)

<marathon>
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:40, archived)

Out of date
surely?
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)

i remember
when mars bars were called shitsticks
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:53, archived)

Otter lurve

Yeah baby!
(thanks to rikrak for finding the donor pic)
( custard, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)

that is just FANTASTIC!
it's the way he's smooching her ear that does it.

woo!

hey colonel - i see you made the front page - WOO!

i think i have another shot of the same couple on my pc at work...will investigate after w/e.
(rikrak, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)

Oh, I do so love
the ear movement
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)

Everything about that picture...
...is so wrong, so why do my sides ache?
(Clownkiller, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)

Fantastic!

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:59, archived)

it's those little scratches on her cheek!

( Flash_Bastard, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)

and a Hi
Cockalorum to that wooyay, 'cos I haven't seen it before!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)

nor have i
and it's terrific!
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:34, archived)

woo & yay, sir
i do like them otters!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)

yes
it's the wiggly ear thing that does it for me
( Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)

That is
the most beautiful thing i have 'ere seen. Thank you.

/re-lurks
(Grover, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:33, archived)

After THAT Nuclear Plant accident Homer become just another b3ta houpla thingy

( Flash_Bastard, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)

woo ha ha ha
Evil laugh - cos its so true...
(Clownkiller, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)

but
i love them!
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)

I know you maybe
the driving force of herd of nerds, they be too nerdy.

Geek is good.
( bigdave, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)

i don't think
you understand
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)

Probably not
I'm trying to talk to my CD drive right now...
( bigdave, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)

Hahahahaha!

( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)

hi cockalorum!

( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)

Awwww
That's a nice woo
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:10, archived)

Bit disappointed
there wasn't an explosion or something when the time ran out!
(SlinkySkunk, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 23:02, archived)

ah
that's what i've got coming to me

i've got a splendid bridge though. at least four bags of flour on it
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)

in year nine
we had to make a scale model of a stage for DT from cardboard and straws. everyone else's were fairly crap, but our group's rocked.

it took all the weights they had (30kg) and was still showing no sign of breaking.
( bananaman, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:04, archived)

Yay us!
I did the same and won a Mars bar!
( bigdave, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)

in the third year of the degree i'm doing
we got to make a robot out of lego. we lost the competition, but we didn't really mind because we'd just spent a month and a half playing with lego
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)

robots...
*sigh*
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:35, archived)

was that a whimsical sigh
or a "sick of them all" sigh?

if it was the former, there's a lot to be said for windows ce machine hooked up to a mindstorms kit. if it was the latter, then chin up, lad =)
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:39, archived)

none of the above
it was wistful sigh. talk of making robots throws me off-balance.

edit: lad?!
( freshlegs, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:47, archived)

suzy had been looking forward...
...to her blind date all week. somehow, yogi didn't live up to her expectations pedigree-wise.

she planned to crap in dave's shoes when they got back home.


(rikrak, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

Muahahah
Thats lovely!

Woo to you

and some wine
( boden, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

it makes me quite sad, actually.
i hope his mother loves him...though, on reflection, it's unlikely.

sob.
(rikrak, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)

they say dogs look like their owners
and i bet you didn't even photoshop their mouths because that just proves it.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)

bark

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:04, archived)

I think...
...I just woke my parents up with my inane giggles
( boden, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)

what?
wait a minute...

no...

did you swap the mouths?
(rikrak, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:47, archived)

Bugs has let himself go...
...boozing, toking, telling stories - just another has been, propping up the bar. How sad.

Alternatively - Bugs new job as an extra on Eastenders just didn't seem to work out somehow...
(Clownkiller, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)

nice
seems about right
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)

i bloody love otters!

( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:39, archived)

woo
otters are great!
( bananaman, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)

Badgers
rule.

that is all.
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)

and
giraffes and zebras
( bananaman, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)

And
kittens and polar bears
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)

Woo
such a subtle change of name.............nobody will ever notice ;)
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)

my
money would be on the badger but you never know........there is the Serengeti Clique..........
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

I concur.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)

i miss pickled pizza and his otter
gallery
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)

Pizza left? Where' he go?
...
( EvS, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)

have a look at this in the meantime
turned into a link easyspace.netmag.easyspace.com/images/pogootterbig.gif
blueyonder access has gone bye byes for the evening and easyspace is slower than a fat man running up a hill being chasesd by marshmallow sundaes (which in fact cause him to turn around and run downhill after the marshmallow sundaes, who are fleeing in panic but know their demis is certain and only a matter of time.)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)

fnord
that loads like a geriatric snail crawling down my screen!
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:59, archived)

That fast....
Lucky you.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)

Kitty hates the French


Zut alors kitty - non!
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:36, archived)

Yay!
My receptionist is french and I'm always giving her shit
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:37, archived)

and deservedly so

you'd think europeans would stick together on another continent wouldn't you?
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:39, archived)

OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGomgomgomg
look what i jsut found on a goole image search eeuughhh
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

woo
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)

Yeah
but she's french
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)

A good point
and well made.

well, I don't think it's a secret anymore, wbm
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)

Well, the fact
that workboresme has NEVER been a secret ;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:00, archived)