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# Don't think much of Coke's new mascot...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# This amuses me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# you should always pay for your mongolians
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# HI JULIE
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# says you, Kev
yay! Free LEGO
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# hey sugar!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] hahah would watch this
also NWIOT:
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# hahah!
Also: mnnngnngngngng
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BRILLIANT STUFF MOLEY!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Super Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not that it will be much use to him...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# or maybe it's clothing dye that makes his shirts change colour during the film
haha btw

My current hair colour is ultra violet so I approve this film.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:):)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the lads!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# yeah baby!
loads of men. all wet. might buy it myself....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# There's even one who's completely foaming
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# that doesn't seem right
Ok, you have mr foamy, I'll have mr wet shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# God you've left me with the old bloke and the fat one haven't you?
Edit: Happy candle day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# you're better than that - I take it back
*passes a portion of johnny depp*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# *partakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# DVD costs £846.38
And takes 14 weeks to arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# pfft
when it arrives, there's bits of the dvd missing.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Love it
Comes with free sharp intake of breath
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:31, archived)
# and extra tutting
and bonus "which cowboy did this"
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# hahah/candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# yeah!!
missed my first birthday so had to make it for this one.....
;D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
I alway offer plumbers a cup of tea/coffee and they always say no...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# do you show them that you stir it with your penis?
cos that'll be why.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# THAT'S where I'm going wrong
That or the mug that says "Plumbers are mostly theiving cunts"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# verylol :D
*steals mug idea*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# There are other ways of stirring tea/coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# two for one as you can check the temperature at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# as...
a tradesman, I fully approve this entry.
(Megamoss, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] They drew first blood...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# HOG CLASS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# It's an arthouse film, obviously
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# BÄST
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ACTIONFEST
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I disagree
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# GEDDOODACHOPPA!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Sure there is a market for this sort of thing
but Bette Midler? [bokes]
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Take off and nuke the film from orbit
It's the only way to be sure

Or am I thinking of the other one...Stella?

My mum's a huge BM fan. I've had to sit through them all :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] This is my workmates one
i Think it's funnier than my Gok Wan one below
(redflame, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
the shoe is a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Steven Segal...
...and Primark employees have once thing in common...

...They both are only capable of one facial expression.
(Megamoss, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Have I found your level yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Han shot first!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# May the Rampant Rabbit be with you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# yes
but i'm not telling you which one...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# "it's going up the dark side..."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# surprised you didn't dildo up r2d2
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# The next big craze after planking.........
(Gordon Shumway, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Bindun earlier today
but what is the scource from?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# According to today's "The Sun"*
It was a suicidal Chinese Bride


* only bought it for the free LEGO toy :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Free Lego?
Kickass!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Bugger. Should have looked.
The source is from

www.theage.com.au/world/jilted-bride-saved-from-death-plunge-20110519-1etrn.html

As soon as I saw it I thought of Jacko.
(Gordon Shumway, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Is your wife a goer? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 19 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# would times 2
no, but my dog is, the dirty bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# If you watch it backwards
It's about a business man who turns his girlfriend into a prostitute.
True Story
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Nice 'shopping on her legs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Oh my! What beautiful scissors!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Arf!
Course 4 will feel our wrath today.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# urgh I near burst a blood vessel lastnight when I hit that wall on the last course :D
it will be done!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# What is best in life?
A shampoo, condition, rinse and repeat... always repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] this would defo make the women watch this
(redflame, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Very good!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Thanks
took me ages to get the Gok Wan font right
ahem any tips to make it easier
(redflame, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# identi font and what the font are handy sites to bookmark
www.identifont.com/identify.html
new.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Thanks
will bookmark those...cheers
(redflame, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# This may prove useful for the next week also
www.typenow.net/themed.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] how about films for another species! i.e Cranes

(donald_semblance, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# didn't I see this further down the board?
If so, you shouldn't really start a new thread with it on the same day....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Repost much? Not really within the brief of the compo but maybe the opposite of Prince is a large purple fish eating bird
*directs Prince's lawyers to donald_semblance*
www.b3ta.com/board/10425407
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I'm not sure if this is a man or lady flick
So if it stars a crane who would it appeal to?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I'm not sure either.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Bill oddie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/lovesexy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Long beaked bastards the lot of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Giles the Annoying Heron?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Ambassador, wiz zis re-post you are really spoiling us
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] (coughs) pea

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# You filthy hamtouching slaaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# leave it aaaaaht!
bang aaaht av ordah innit my sahn apples and pears apples and pears cor blimey lav a dack
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Elementary chaos theory....
tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and the kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving....you slaaaag.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Boom.. boom.. boom boomboom boomboomboomboom
Tada dada daa daa daaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Paging Prodigy to the thread
Paging Prodigy to the thread
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# this is about the best I can manage
www.b3ta.com/board/10111290
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# *runs in* what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] No, before you ask I will not tell you which font matching algorithm i used.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Thu 19 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Bobby Brown?


Click for bigger (344 kb)
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Great facial expression!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirleythismustabindun.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# a few times I imagine :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Oh yes and much better too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
#


Dug this out too, a bit old and rubbish...
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D:D
Tap it...Unwrap it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop this here...

Quick n' dirty n' not worth it's own thread.
(Colonel Ratticus, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# It may be bindun, but I like yours
"It's not Stanley's" is a nice touch.
(Disclaimer: Happy Toast's is excellent too)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
You know the drill by now. Vote closes around lunchtime, or something

Advice from your father - "Son, join the civil service," he said. I did. What a crock.

Dead loved ones - I knew this one guy whose dad was killed in a dreadful "accident" in Africa, and now he's King of the Lions. Rock on, Simba

Zero-to-hero - aka The Napoleon Dynamite Memorial QOTW

Wasted money - "the poor fellow I used to work with who invested in some viagra and spent the night in tears as his cock stood to attention til the early morn"

The place I grew up - "Cardboard box in 'tmiddle of t'motorway"

Internet trolls - Are you a troll? Ever been trolled? Ever pwn3d a troll with your 1337 sk1llz? Or do you live under a bridge?

Mini poll bar
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I like "Trolls". Rob likes "Money". Vote! VOTE! VOTE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Trolls!
Dead loved ones sounds like a shitstorm of giggles, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Not really emvee, I hope all your family are dead from fires and stuff, then you might know the pain of it all, or are you adopted, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Hi, I´m being sarcastic right now. You can tell because it says so right at the start of my post.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# ^^that!!!
I wonder if you know any troll stories...?

pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# The problem is, do I know any *good* troll stories?
The one I seem to have attracted is frankly a poor example of the species
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# well thats just cos your fake n gay!!!111!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# LOL I'm probably a sad autism cunt or something as well ROLF
...and in case you missed it down there \/ Happy b3taday, miss!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# cheers honey :D
just seen it! Kept replying instead of scrolling.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Trolls - because we all love Trolls!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Dead Loved Ones!
Because we all love dead loved ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I don't. I hate dead loved ones.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 19 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I too ate dead love ones... that's what you said right??
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I prefer them alive personally
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# That's sick!
Living dead loved ones - do you have a zombie fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I only loved her after she was dead.
Who knew my dna could be found after death as well.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# trolls sounds like a really bad idea
but as I only read the ones that make it to the newsletter, I will abstain as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I've got my own troll these days
He usually posts a load of shit after everything I post

If it's Trolls, I might take him off ignore for the week to see if he's got any cleverer
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# EMVEE BANGS THE IGNORE DRUM
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Oh hia Emvee Troll
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# He's so wet, he pretends to have me on ignore, and then he'll jump up every now and then and say 'haha you're not on ignore I've been reading everything you've posted about me all along'
What a sad prick
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# So why do you do it? Have you nothing more productive to do?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# er no, I think it's more that you keep writing aggressive, abusive posts
You never post picture, you just slag people off.
Please can you refrain from posting these sorts of comment on /board and stick with /qotw and /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Has anyone ever seen emvee and Rory Lion in the same room?
Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I once saw emvee with shit on his shoe, so technically, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# erm, just so you know... he hasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Oh, he's here?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

God I hope it's trolls
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# I hadn't spotted him before now
Morning Mike!

How's in going today?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Not too bad, Jase.
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Oh My Gosh, Mike, I still can't believe we're on first name terms and fakebook friends and everything!


I'm quite busy with intensive bouts of procrastination. I'm off to my daughter's school tomorrow afternoon to play at being a professional photographer.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I knew there was a reason why old 'schoolgates' emvee hangs round with you
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# aww come on Colin, just because I declined your friend request, doesn't mean you have to be so bitter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Sounds fun - I'm doing the procrastinating part at the moment
But this weekend I'm making zombie props, so it's swings and roundabouts :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Mike?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# *nods*
Now we're friends on facebook we're on first name terms :p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# hi mike!
My dad's name was mike.

It's now Margery*




*not true
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Ohhh look at me everyone 'the abstainer', I'm so much better than the rest of you
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
#
Advice from your Father and Dead Loved Ones
Are guaranteed to generate massive lulz from all the appalling, needy, self-help shit people will post.
the answers will be the same, all along the lines of:
'My Dad told me this before he died...'

Zero to Hero
Is another excellent choice for lulz, as every story will follow the tried and tested structure of:
'BULLIED - KAME-HAME-HA - HONDA ACCORD'

Wasted Money
Lots of shit ebay stories and moaning about the government, I expect.
No lulz at all, don't vote for this.

Place I grew up
this is pretty much a non question. Potential for lulz for some little-orphan Annie bullshit, but likely to be the most wet QoTW ever.

Trolls
Quite possibly the best QotW title ever suggested.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I hope I get picked for the part of the troll.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# The trick to trolling QoTW
is to pretend to be earnest.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Is Earnest a Troll then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
my dad offered no advice but played a lot of golf. As I hate golf, there wasn't much of a chance to pass on his only knowledge....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# BALDMONKEY FOR MOD.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# ^^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I thought you was a rocker.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# there's only one way to settle this
let's go to Brighton and FIGHT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Troll Stories?
try visiting teh talk board....
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# 'The' talk board.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 19 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# lolocopter
/
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ',:¬) -"See what I did there"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# ^that
was going to post that but thought I might get buried under pile of abuse from /talkers...


*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# fuck off you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I could write a book on trolls
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# I think you should call it
Three Billy Goats Gruff
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] *giggle!*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# aahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a tradition or an old charter or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# I'd definitely watch this
*Rankins*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:13, archived)

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