i am very stare

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)

Ye gods.
That's hysterical.
( HairyTwatter whut, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)

This is lacking.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)

dont start in on me bitch
i'll cut you

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:35, archived)

oh no cybercutz iz da worse
There was this girl from Japan once and.....oh nevermind.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:36, archived)

look at my last vicktum

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:38, archived)

*cough*

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:50, archived)

i'm speachless

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:15, archived)

well, we can dream...

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:21, archived)

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:23, archived)

This is the type of spring fashions joke that is fast gaining in popularity

( RedHouse prefers a map of Tasmania to one of Brazil, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:49, archived)

jajaja

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:15, archived)

now this.

(LaCutestOfBorg suggests that you dont resist, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:13, archived)

*OBEYS*

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:16, archived)

I cant... stop... looking

(LaCutestOfBorg suggests that you dont resist, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:18, archived)

( alpaca king of the bongo, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:13, archived)

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:23, archived)

Lets all have magnificent beards, chaps.

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)

Shark beards are the best beards

( TheMattInAHat LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)

:)

( E Dubya, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:00, archived)

I think you'll find that's
*Hairy* Anderson.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:35, archived)

magnificent!
I hope you don't mind me peaing this here for the Image Challenge

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)

AARGH
Its the baddy from speed racer!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)

but he's got really cool hair

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)

:D

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)

go fractal!

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:55, archived)

I can't be bothered :(

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:12, archived)

combed and stoned

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)

CroMagnon PI

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)

(ideasbychuck, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)

What the shivering fuck
Not safe for anyone anywhere EVER :p
( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)

wail aa poyb?
(Drimble, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)

your spoiling us
you shouldn't have
( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:52, archived)

no really you shouldn't have

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:54, archived)

Agck.
And not even compo'd.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)

captain blackbe-ird. having a poo.

( alpaca king of the bongo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)

Looks like he's just been bummed.

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)

Well, life at sea and all that

( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)

Arr Cap'n Jacksie
that be cream poi, that be!
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)

right up the cloaca

( alpaca king of the bongo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)

postbear? is that you?

( deodar ant the horror, the horror, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:18, archived)

nope
although i think i've been asked this before...why?
( alpaca king of the bongo, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:15, archived)

he has a thing about cloaca

( deodar ant the horror, the horror, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:21, archived)

It's been up all day...
...And not one Jack Sparrow joke.

B3ta, you disappoint me.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)

Chunder, Chunder, Chudercats.... Huuuurgh

( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)

YES

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)

hahahah
nicely done
( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)

DID SICK
or something
( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)

 

 
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)

does he walk backwards when he's spewing?
like all other cats
( Clueless Egg Cunt tough and able, quite indefatigable, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

...propelled by the power of the chunder

( alpaca king of the bongo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)

Hurl-O, Spewtara and Barf.

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)

haha fantastic!

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)

Perfect image, after carrot soup
and saffron chicken.
Woo!
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)

Hahaha!

( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)

Better out than in.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)

HOOOOO

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)

:)

( Puromycin will be toilet-trained on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)

oof!

( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)

Sure 'tis no barn, English.

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)

pfft!

( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)

Q&S/ NWOT

( da5id something witty here, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)

Hipster Hitler.

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)

^this

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)

soul patch mustache

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)

Hehe
Looks like he's been licking stamps and didn't realise that one went astray.
( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)

ahhhahhhhahhhahh!
 
YOU SEE NOW THIS IS FUNNY
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)

ARF!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)

I cut his ear off!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:54, archived)

My beard has no nose.
Wait; yes, he has.
( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)

hahaha
do they engage in mutual licking?
( alpaca king of the bongo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)

Silly Mel.

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)

Candle!
Enjoy.
( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)

Happy candles!

( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)

I would like this a lot more
if my own facial hair wasn't following this exact pattern...
:@ )
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)

thanks for the candle wishes, everyone who sent them.
I'm at my parents' house on my shitty old laptop, so I'm not going to reply to anyone. Please try not to be offended.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)

Merry candlemas
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)

CAREFUL,
YOUR BEARD MIGHT CATCH FIRE
( Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)

(moistness, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)

i've had her

( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)

Probably had this one too then

(moistness, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)

And what about this beard?

(moistness, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)

No-one's going to be mad.
Just come out of the closet, Mr Cruise.

woo!
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)

He's just wrestling with it.

( MadCatMan s' little black cat is still missing., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)

lovely!

( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)

Desperate Dan wants his jaw back.

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)

But would you still?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)

Yep.

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)

Sadly, me too...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)

Yes.
Yes, I'm afraid I would have to.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)

Alright you bunch of faceswapping loons,
What's this boiling piss thing about, and why do you bother?

All my love.

Piggo.

X
( Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)

oh god what have you done

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)

they might not know grrry,
This might be some huge conspiracy that I've blown wide open. I might be a saviour.
( Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)

they'll call you a hamtoucher! Run pigster, while you still can!

( mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)

mindpiss. boiling.

( da5id something witty here, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)

that's not very helpful.

( Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10694573
( da5id something witty here, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)

mofaha started it as a non-sequiter
it was then adopted by others and became a bandwagon reply to things people thought was shit

it's a bit crap, tbh

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/boiling+piss/
( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)

It's hard to tell what you lot think is good or shit,
Without making it a weird meme as well.
I'm gonna make you a picture mictoboy. I know you lot like pictures.
( Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)

Yeah, and we know what you /talk lot like...
What's your favourite colour?
Fuck off you cunt
Fuck off you cunt
Fuck off you cunt
Fuck off you cunt
Fuck off you cunt

EDIT: was supposed to represent a typical /talk thread, not telling Windy to fuck off. Soz.
( da5id something witty here, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)

:(
You don't know me at all. I try to reach out, and I get this. I'm going back to /talk, you can explain to micto why he isn't getting his picture now.
( Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)

*stares at snapped olive branch*

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)

well, waste not, want not
*unzips*
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)

Quick!
Chase that pig! Chase it! Catch it!
Soooooooothe it....
Go on, off you go.
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)

ace
i love pictures
( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)

Sorry. I appear to have prevented you having a picture.
Have a smiley tap instead.


( da5id something witty here, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)

you bastard
you can't win me over with fucking taps!
( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)

Oh dear. You have angered Smiley tap

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)

Fantastic!
:)
( benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)

Nazi tap

( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:24, archived)

MISS YOU WINDY XXX

(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)

It's fucking awesome
and you know it.
( mofaha sitting quietly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)

your images were amusing in themselves
the desire to bandwagon it up became tiresome to me
( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)

people who rip off mofaha suck!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)

hehe

( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)

:)

( mofaha sitting quietly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)

I don't know what it is
but your images lend themselves to.. something.
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)

Ha-ha!

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)

Ha ha
(Talk-toucher)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)

heehee

( wuffle, the b3ta bunny is a flea-free zone on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)

( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)

Interesting
A shark skeleton has the same nose as Margaret Thatcher's Spitting Image puppet
( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

Surprisingly short shelf life

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)

They'll be fine 'til Saturday.

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)

*waits behind the dumpster until Sunday*

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)

that's me! :D :D

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)

Ha ha!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)

watch it, bub

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)

Just to be controversial, I thought I'd make an HD 3-D 200-frame animation
with flawless colours, smooth motion, a beard for the compo, plus bonus bouncing tits, and all in less than 30k.

but this might not be it
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)

Dragon Ball Z vs Michael Eavis.
WITH BREASTS!
( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)

this has to win something...
if only for the flawless colours, smooth motion, a beard for the compo, plus bonus bouncing tits, and all in less than 30k.
( E Dubya, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)

You should be commended, sah!
*hangs jaffa-cake on string around your neck*
( Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)

Much appreciated, sarn't major.
Buy the men a round of shandies and put it on my tab!
fucking hell - jaffa cakes! Marvellous. I guess McVities no longer has dibs on these... over here in Poland they're made by a subsidiary of Kraft, and they'rs called 'Delicje', which (rather disturbingly) is pronounced 'Dell eats ya'.
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)

Oh shit that was supposed to be a reply...runs away
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)

GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!
FUCKING LEG IT!
( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)

Buffering!

(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)

What fresh sorcery is this?

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

DA FRESHEST !!

( Clueless Egg Cunt tough and able, quite indefatigable, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)

Long live the new fresh!

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)

This is fucking genius :D
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)

Ace

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)

I have come from the future
to tel you that this is epic
(Bluntphilly Eat your heart out Huge Furry-Whipping-Stool, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)

My palms and face aren't big enough

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

( Bish0p, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

Gay.

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)

8D

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)

More kb needed

( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)

She'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy..

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)

If the facepalm isn't enough there's always the head-desk.
Or for weapon's grade fail it's the Pinch-the-bridge-of-your-nose-and-go-to-stand-outside-for-five-minutes.
( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)

There's a shop.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)

When Silly Putty Attacks!

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)

At the very least,
compo it.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)

what he had under the beard

(tangles1968, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
*squints*
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

Hahahah

( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)

I didn't mean that to go there.
I'm not laughing at you laughing, Wildyles, I swear.
( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)

hahahahah!
*double squints*
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

Right, that's it.
Time to do some work. See you all tomorrow.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

Wait Bourbon!
You haven't drawn nearly enough attention to the fact you're leaving yet.
( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)

Pfft!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)

*steps back through door* I'm not flouncing, I'm just off to do some work for the night.

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)

Almost there Bourbs, just a couple more posts and everyone will be aware of your departure!

( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)

HEY EVERYONE! I'M CLOCKING OFF FOR THE EVENING!
SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW, YEAH?
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)

HEY BOURBON? YOU LEAVING?

( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)

Click for bigger (161 kb)
( Bish0p, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)

He said he's cocking off.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)

( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)

I like how large file-size images and gifs bring forth a flood of large (but still withing the rules) file-size fail animations
That does make me laugh though :P
*edit: So now it's small but still half a meg! Genius!
*edit 2: *within*. Bollocks.
( Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)

An eye for an eye and a large file for a large file

( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)

It's all fucked up!
It's a fuckin' image board ffs fuck fucking fucks
( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)

FUCK!

( Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)

See

( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)

Hahaha! I can see it properly now!
Edited.
( Whato_Jeeves What Ho, Australia!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)

BIGGAR!
edit: SMALLAR!
( HairyTwatter whut, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha
EPIC
( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)

And couldn't have been better timing wise

( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)

It was.. too big.

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)

170MB WORTH OF 'FAIL' GIFS
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)

and it's only 500kb

( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)

DIVE! DIVE!
*rings klaxon*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)

Dave?

( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)

Don't trust Whitey.

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)

RIP WHITEY HOUSTON

( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)

I fucking despair at you people sometimes

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)

:D

( Mr. Oleary when in rome, ..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

fucking hell
this place is going to shit
( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)

MTV makes me want to smoke crack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fs8vLOEiCs
 
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)

no wait I wanted the b-side version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c5jRpZWLBo
 
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)

I know right. I mean a mod front-pages a slick gif that took a shitload of efforts to make
without checking the filesize first! Now there's another big picture! OH THE FUCKING HUMANITY!
( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)

if it were properly fucking optimised then maybe you could call it slick
 
I don't like his drawings and I don't like his face
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)

For fuck's sake, people are acting as if he's knifed their collective gran and a mod filmed it and stuck it on the fp.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)

now there's a thought

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)

we all now it costs money to host all this stuff but money is only voluntarily given. Hence the limitation on file size. cunts who ignore it - time and time again - will eventually lead to a change in the way this is run. I dont want that and you dont. So dont defend these tossers who cant or wont read.

Its a collective thing Mu :)
( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)

Or take a second to find out the image is hosted on imgur, not on anything to do with this site's hosting.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)

Now Toasty's rant image below IS costing the guy who runs b3tards money/

( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)

If I am wrong then I apologise - I obviously do not know how these things work so will crawl back under my rock

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)

I was tempted to childishly make this 2 meg but....

Dear Mods, there is a 2 meg pea on the front page. We're not saying it's not funny or worthy of the front page, but what the fuck are the fucking rules on fucking file fucking sizes?
Some of us bend over backward and fuck up our anims to keep them under 400k like you ask, but this and a few other recent things kind of suggest anything goes.
I appreciate you don't want to be nazi-ish with file size monitoring, but if everyone else is doing it, can we too?
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)

XD Thanks!!!! XD

( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)

Wait? The way the boiling piss slides straight off...
WHO LAMINATED THE FAQ?
( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)

Top swearing!
Fuck yeah!
( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)

I am wearing leather britches with swarfega all over my chest
I am also in the manliest swearing pose you could possibly imagine
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)

I have a dark and fertile imagination.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7D65SFOhM
( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

I know, I've seen it in action
dirty boy
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)

\o/

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)

....aaaand that's
me finished. Thanks!
mind you, it took about 25 minutes longer than usual...
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)

sorry, I'll try thrusting provocatively next time and touching my lips to speed you up

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)

Don't bother,
it already worked :@ )
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)

FUCKIN' A!

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)

Boiling Piss on the FAQ :D
If image optimisation is a flexible thing please let us know mods. I constantly worry if my animation go just a few bytes over 400k.
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)

ban his IP address and burn his fucking house down, I say

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)

Not really the point though
I can spare the bandwidth, maybe most others can but some might have a limited bandwidth allowance. But the main point here is what are the rules on optimisation are the gloves off and we who do make animation regularly can we start posting 1 to 2 meg animations too?
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)

INTO THE FIRE SHE SWALLOWED THEIR HATE

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)

I just belched and said "bollocks" at the same time while thinking of oversized animations
I think we all know what that means.
( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)

Another six weeks of winter?

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)

*passes mug of hot mead*

( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)

*inspects closely*

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)

Yeah... this is why all my stuff is shite!

( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)

I do think that it is time to update the FAQ's though
But then some people view on phones! hmmmmm
( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)

there is now a two-frame limit on animations
 
although to be fair if you are browsing on your phone you can just shut your fucking mouth
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

Well I'm not!
Still going to shut my mouth though
( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)

2mb for a gif is a pisstake

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)

I reckon with an eight-grey palette it would be a lot smaller I reckon
 
anyway I thought if you had something that big to post the done thing was to put up a JPEG (or an overly optimised version) with a link to the fucking huge GIF
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)

Yep, I just threw away one and a half hours work because I couldn't get it below a meg and keep it visible...

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)

Should've posted a link, James
*shrugs*

edit: OMG I THINK FACEBOOK IS DOWN IS IT DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE OMG PLEASE CONFIRM
( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)

I'v rethought it through and I'll redo it differently, same joke diffent pictures better suited to gifs..

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)

I've thrown away or abandoned loads of animations because optimisation ruined it.
Maybe it is time to up the limit.
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)

I like it as it is, these huge gifs won't load for me, freeze my browser and require multipul refeshes to get everything to load...
I can't say I'v ever seen anything that was over 500k that was any funnier than anything that was under it.

The thing that anoys me the most is (I don't mind any one going 100k over if really needed) when people post 2 megs worth without even trying and it is quite possible to get it below the 400k advice limit
(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)

The limit's probably a little meaningless anyway - my computer's a bit ancient and poo but it does grind to a near halt on a Flanbase/ dancing animals/ strike up the band night, when there's about fifteen meg worth of gif animations all trying to simultaneously load and play in the same thread, all of which when taken individually are faq compliant
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)

my 'puter isn't ancient
but still struggles on a normal night when the big ones are up; my broadband isn't great & significantly limits it
( maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)

I don't mind those multi dance threads to much, because they stick to the rules...
And the people posting in them love them from time to time,

BUT, I must addmit it's easy to recognise them, and I now deploy the hide button, nothing against people doing them or enjoying them, jusy my PC won't cope.

But when you get a single 2 meg gif like ealier today, it interfers with the entire board loading for me, and untill you'v actually managed to load the entire board completely, you have no idea which picture is causing the problem, but by the time you managed to load it, there is no point in hidding it because it has cached and causes no more problems...
(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)

But think of the divine glory that is finally revealed on those occasions.
No-one can put a price on 1gb of capering gif shenanigans that excite the eye and stir the limbs.
( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)

^ This

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)

Ahh!
Beautifully put.
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)

I would be prepared to make some concessions maybe if it was even fucking funny
 
_{this sort of thing}
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)

which is an incredibly difficult and personal thing to judge
unless someone codes up a funny-o-meter
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)

no hitler moustache.
 
not funny.
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)

this is an almost indisputably correct statement

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)

pffft I just looked at the original thread
he posted a reversed version as well, which was slightly bigger?

INTO THE CLEANSING FLAME
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)

Very much this
It's a nightmare to not kill the quality and get within the file size limits
( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)

I don't think so,
I think the limits are fine, if you want a bigger shinier one just link it.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

Link for bigger/better works for me, I hated the picture quality on b3ta.com/board/10376229 but seems it was good enough to get the idea across
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)

jokes are more important than er, picture, or something
B3ta isn't an art site, which is very true
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)

I think a slight raise would be a good thing maybe to 500k for an animation

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)

why?
why not 600 or a meg or 2 meg
We've only just gone up to 400k from 250, you can easily get a joke across in that, if it's not HD video enough for you post it on Youtube with a link to a still frame.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)

fair point

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)

it can be tough, but that's the challenge
so on that basis, it's a no from me

( Clueless Egg Cunt tough and able, quite indefatigable, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)

Hahahha
nice
( monkeyman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)

( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)

Compo it!

( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)

I did this afternoon!!
:)
( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)

pfft..have a Beardtrice

( E Dubya, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)

Arf!

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)

eeeek!

( HairyTwatter whut, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)

ahm oot

(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)

oh oh

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)

this ^
serious bizness
( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)

srsly
yo...................................................................................................................rulez...!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)

Haha

( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)

haha

( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)

The limit is actually 400,000 bytes, not 400KB
Your scant regard for the rules has caused you to go over by 6,543 bytes. As such, my broadband internet experience has been ruined.

I'm going to console myself at web.archive.org and enjoy sites from 1998.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)

laughing way too hard at this

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)

hahaha

( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)

I've never understood these geek numbers
mind you I've never got my head around floating numbers in maths and 3x3.3 recurring equalling 10
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)

3x3.3 recurring = 10 isn't too bad
cos it's just fractions.

what's insanely annoying is the proof I got shown that 0.999 recurring = 1.

I refuse to believe that. Maybe that's why I'm so shit at calculus.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)

that's what I meant
it does my head in, I blame my autism
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)

You can't argue with Syanz
Or, as my autocorrect puts it, you can't argue with Shane.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)

It's all about twos, lots of them
Your computer counts bytes in powers of two: 1 KiB = 1024 bytes because 1024 = 2¹⁰.

People (and sneaky HDD makers) count in powers of ten: 1 KB* = 10³.

Don't worry about the 0.3... thing, most people have trouble with that. My solution is to just not think too hard about it.

*I don't know why they use a capital k, it flies in the face of normal SI prefixes, but the i in KiB is there so you know which base (2 or 10) you're dealing with.
(jonbob was born... memory fuzzy...apparently still alive, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)

Geekily funny, but factually incorrect

( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)

every time I read this, it makes me more depressed
It started off as "very funny"

then "very geekily funny"

now it's just "geekily funny"

I'm terrified it'll end up as just "factually incorrect"
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)

I'm easily bored.

( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)

I try to get my penis size smaller than 400k
But I optimized all over my belly
( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)

well, you tried, and you still managed to have fun!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)

haha!

( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)

UPSET OF THE INTERNETZ

( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)

as is best depicted by a small penised creature urinating on a book

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)

Not to disagree I just like posting this...

Best used when a fix has been made, which still could be done by the
fucking posters if they would just put 40 seconds of effort into it.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)

careful, Moggy will do a gender swap anthropomorphism of it

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)

Plenty of nazi girl stuff out there already.
Limbs replaced with tank parts and exposed underpants.
And yes Toasty, they've Yiffed them too.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)

I've seen it all now: how do you get from this to this?
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)

What a bunch of yiffing shut-ins.

( Colonel Boris Do I *look* like an atom smasher?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)

ahaha
"As with my redesign of Dinobot Swoop, I also gave Rampage here a sex change too...."

art base: marvel
gender swap: maria (little)
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)

Why didn't you get told off yesterday?
I got called a trolling cunt, but you got off Scot-free.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)

I got an honourable mention in the OP and also I'm now privileged to be a part of her username ... as are you. Siamese triplet moggies!
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

I got told off yesterday

( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)

Show off!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)

Nicely put
Gets a click
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)

FP it?
:P
( monkeyman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)

PISS!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)

 

 
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)

CAT PISS

( HairyTwatter whut, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)

IT'S THE TASTE THAT LINGERS!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)

And if you get it in the carpet...
the smell's permanent too.
( HairyTwatter whut, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)

UNLEASH THE PISS!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)

Think I'll have a beer instead.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)

it will become piss
such is the fate of all things that are not piss
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)

YaY BeeR :)

( herman:D, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)

^This

( herman:D, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)

Ha-ha!

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)

It's all BT's fault really
If they hadn't built the interwebs with toilet paper and bits of string, we'd all be experiencing mike woz ere's "toilet humour" in HD++ 4D smellovision!
( monkeyman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)

I'm going to go back in time and kill Charles Babbage

( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)

harles B
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)

:-(

( c@bbage Yes yes, dear dear, perhaps next year, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)

But surely you're safe, darling cATbbage?
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)

Hi board

( vladimir, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)

funny because it's true

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)

can i do 2 meg gifs now ?
Hahahaha not realy ;D
( herman:D, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)

Try getting them under 400kb first, you feckin simpleton

( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)

Needs more Kilobytes.
;)
( Whato_Jeeves What Ho, Australia!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)

I think that chap up top has supplied some of them.

( Colonel Boris Do I *look* like an atom smasher?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)

this is a messageboard
there are only guidelines not rules

the repost that got Fp'd wasn't in a new thread, and it's not the first time that a decent image got FP'd even though it had been posted before (In fact on of my FPs was a repost)

the size thing is unfortunate, but again, 400kb is a guideline and if your work is over that you can (and should) post it as a link

edit: to add, i used to be a right prick about filesize and dimensions. i really did nazi up the board. but i've got over it
( mictoboy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)

I wouldn't say 400k was a guideline, more a maximum limit
"animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, never exceed 400 KB"
I appreciate I am coming across as very pernickity here, but I can't help fighting the terrible injustice and hypocrisy for suffering animators ;)
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)

You forgot to naziflip about how the image challenge is 'Beards', plural,
and it's clearly just one beard.
( joefish wonders if planting 3 trees offsets enough methane, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)

*fetches broom*

( Clueless Egg Cunt tough and able, quite indefatigable, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)

( maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)

i have no idea about file size
but i agree with whatever you say it sounds like real
( Boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)

My name is mediocre and I endorse this message.

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)

^ I endorse you
smokes later
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)

'twas my post, when I originally posted it (as you pointed out, it was a pea) I simply posted a still that was linked to the gif (back in dec) when I pea'd it I forgot. No offence or blatant rule breaking was meant
I'll consider myself relegated to the naughty step.

Also, I never expected it to be FP'd
( keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)

Just let them all whinge, it's good for them, they'll just bottle it all up otherwise.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)

I haven't been called a cunt as much as I thought I would be when I saw this thread at least. That's a nice change for a drama thread.

( keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)

sorry I'm not very good at this internet bullying, time to look at some pictures of cats I think

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)

I'm not having a go, just want to know if the rules have changed and we can all play the big anim game

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)

Well..
I think being FP'ed is a big stamp of approval, and if they're going to stamp a big stamp of approval stamp on things that stamped should be not, then stamping of feet, stamping and stamp stamp stamp. 1st class.
( Halk, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)

This is magnificent.
Out of interest how long has the 400k rule been around and does it increase with inflation?
( 2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)

since the FP went to 400px, I think?
 
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)

okay it was October 2008

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)

^This
I pretty much work on dial up though it's called broadband. Reason as I live in a fairly rural area and I have no guaranteed speed or service and have to share with a whole block of people. Most evenings it chugs.

Keeping file sizes down is just good etiquette anywhere as it's easy and saves storage space and download speeds. If the post is funny or well done then a bit of optimization will not harm it.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP


Whoops, accidentally embedded the 'ooge one. Linked now. Sorry folks.
(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)

have to go out. but HOW DID YOU DO THIS????
( Mr.Aaaarrrggghhh! Is Head of the Jasonauts..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)

A razor and a camera?

( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)

Or a magnetic beard and a photographer with epilepsy

( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)

Guessing from the way the massive gif flickers about a tripod is not required

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)

Ooooh!
Get her.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)

What image optimisation algorithm are you using?

( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)

'Null'
I find it produces the best-looking images.
(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)

Wilkinson Sword shares rocket, but company chairman indicted in b3ta image challenge vote-rigging scandal
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)

All these over sized animations are starting to make b3ta more and more unusable....

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)

^ certainly no more sneaky "on the bog mobile browsing" of b3ta for me anymore

( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)

^ this
Guess it's back to porn for me
( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)

I don't think that counts as sneaky, because every one knows that's what every one does

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)

Ah android thank you for supporting Flash

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)

Fuck me and I shrunk my pic down there because it was 102k
Read the FAQ ffs
( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)

Look at the Front Page one as well
Does this mark a shift of policy for b3ta? Are the gloves are off as far as image optimisation is concerned? Will these and other pointless questions be answered? Over to you John in the studio.
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)

IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!!

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)

hahaha :D

( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)

I might start dumping layered tiffs here.
No browser supports them, but who cares
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)

MICROSOFT .BMP ARE GO GO GO!!!

( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)

Mahoosive.

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)

bigger, you've got at least another 700k to use

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)

Hahaha

( Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

I'm saving that 700k for the follow-up gif of my arse being shaved.
I really hope nobody takes that as a suggestion.
(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)

Not unless its mike woz ere
and there's crap coming out of it.
( monkeyman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)

I think it's fair to say that beards *are* slimming

( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)

Plus I found James fucking May hiding under mine the other day when I shaved it off...

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)

Ew.
Who's May?
( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)

Pffft....

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)

( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)

How ever nice that is..... it doesn't hide my disapointment at finding it underneath my beard!

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)

He might have been looking for lego or mechano
was there any in your beard?
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)

Alas, just half a cornish pastie and a couple of crisps

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)

Wanker!

EDIT: May, not you maiden...
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)

*lady fwaps*
:D
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)

O_o
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)

Is this a b3ta first?

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)

no I have fwapped on b3ta many times :P

( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)

poidh, etc

Edit: also, I notice you say 'on' rather than 'to' ... I knew I should have visited /links more often ;)
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)

Goodtimes.

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)

O_o

( maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)

o_O

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)

At over a meg I wouldn't say that

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)

I wish I didn't need the slimming effect it provides
Honestly, more women should try them.
(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)

why do they never suggest them
for bigger ladies?

edit: hahaha should've scrolled ;)
( maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)

Bit big. Here's a /board friendly version for you to use:
www.b3tards.com/u/db8f117f459af0de1ad7/regeneration_1.gif
( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)

The joke is COMPLETELY RUINED.

( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)

I AM SORRY

_{*isn't sorry.}
( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)

This size is bad enough, but these are getting tedious now

( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)

Really?
I was hoping he'd post one every morning for the next 18 months, because that certainly wouldn't be tedious.
( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)

Note: taking up anything between 500k and a meg a pop while he's at it

( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)

SORRY I'M LATE WITH MY TEDIOUS SHITE I'M ON HOLIDAY

( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)

Abu Qatada in his Lada.

( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)

dayne bramage
( Mr.Aaaarrrggghhh! Is Head of the Jasonauts..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)

Aaar.Marrrggghhh!

( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)

Nice beard action
is he driving this post to the image challenge ?
( Dick Wonder not amazing, just a little less shit, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)

Flapping beards ftw!

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)

:)

( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)

Abu Qatada in his Lada
returning from his trip to Prada

( Clueless Egg Cunt tough and able, quite indefatigable, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)

Yay!
:D
( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)

I've been playing in mines with fire, not a poop in sight


And a shopped pic for the purists

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)

I love you
and I love your burning ring of fire!
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)

I love you too snuggle bum

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)

Burlesque? I suppose being a bit of a Nazi you're into Leni Riefenstahl? Yikes!

audit: have to go out now
( Mr.Aaaarrrggghhh! Is Head of the Jasonauts..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)

Top ones ace...

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)

^ Watch he said
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)

Cheers
I slightly toasted my arm so it now smells like bacon... BONUS
( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)

I dreamt last night that I was eating an enormous bacon baguette.
Woke up and my arm was gone.
(Drimble, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)

but how did it smell

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)

Like stumps

( Michael Ellis mmm I love your big bugle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)

I just hope you have good batteries in your gas meter and get it checked on a regular basis to ,ake sure it's working..

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)

It was working fine last time I saw it
when I left it in a drain in sheffield, I now go by the "oh fuck I feel dizzy" method
( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)

Buy a canary every time you go down one,
That way you have a nice present for your wife when you get home as well ;-)
(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)

And a tasty snack should I get stuck

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)

The fire giant has found you!

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)

Nice
What's that wire wool? Makes pretty photos :D
( monkeyman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)

yeah nothing like swinging burning metal around a few hundred foot below ground

( Paul_P Panic buying pasties, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

Congratulations - it's a girl!

( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)

And that little boy grew up to be Alan Sugar...

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)

His first words were "Mummy, I'm tired"

( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)

Suralan's proud father


Apologies for the stolen picture, I'm on y phone so can't upload to b3tards.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)

Clooney is so proud!

( Whato_Jeeves What Ho, Australia!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)

Hahaha
Nice spot
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)

Also, Hilary Clinton looks bemused...
Nicely btw :P
( Whato_Jeeves What Ho, Australia!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)

Bet that chafed on the way out

( MadCatMan s' little black cat is still missing., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)

Don't call me Shirley


A little late for the cute-ugly challenge so quickly redone. Note to self: Poor effort.
(hamblettamaud, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)

Harry Potter got off lightly with his scar!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)

you dissin my famleh? no. it's cool.
( Mr.Aaaarrrggghhh! Is Head of the Jasonauts..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)

If you use the term "Apps" you're a forking knobhead...




( Mr.Aaaarrrggghhh! Is Head of the Jasonauts..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)

I bet you are just a friendly bloke in real life

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)

probally, yeah
( Mr.Aaaarrrggghhh! Is Head of the Jasonauts..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)

don't worry, I won't tell anybody

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)

thanks.
( Mr.Aaaarrrggghhh! Is Head of the Jasonauts..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)

Robot Archie! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)

spotted!
( Mr.Aaaarrrggghhh! Is Head of the Jasonauts..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)

If something is called an app, what are you supposed to call it to avoid being a knobhead?

( mofaha sitting quietly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)

there's no way of avoiding being a knobhead, according to the Cartesian logic you've APPlied there.

edit: an application
( Mr.Aaaarrrggghhh! Is Head of the Jasonauts..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)

Applications were still abbreviated to 'app' before the rise of the 'App Store'.
E.g. in the phrase 'killer app' which was first coined on VisiCalc for the Apple II, meaning the phrase is older than I am.

It's certainly been popularised but the meaning hasn't changed.

If you can't converse with someone without showing them the latest 'app' on your phone then yes, you're officially a cocksnorkel or at worst a total cunt.
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)

Thanks for the information. I didn't know that about its origins - re: "killer app", but I did suspect Apple (MacKintosh) might have something to do with it. I don't think it really matters nearly as much as I seem to have made it appear I think it does. If use of this terminology helps real people have actual conversations with each other then, great! I couldn't possibly accuse other people of being knobheads anyway, as I have to look in the mirror once in a while.
( Mr.Aaaarrrggghhh! Is Head of the Jasonauts..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)

Aaaarggghh!
f**k this!


( Mr.Aaaarrrggghhh! Is Head of the Jasonauts..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)

Product displacement.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)

whaaaaale

CFB
( DUM4S5 =], Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)

It would take quite a lot of ink, but I think a wholly tattood whale would look rather ace.

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)

Vampire whales? Fuck.
Nicely done.
( Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)

This is great!

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)

Yay...

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)