Oh bollocks.
And I'd just posted my subject line suggestion about the design being influenced by Stella...
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too much time on my hands
From Wildyles' Scorsese Kit
b3ta.com/board/10725339
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:29,
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From Wildyles' Scorsese Kit
b3ta.com/board/10725339
1:15 into the wipeout video the smoke trail passes through the wall and floor
shoddy
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:07,
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Search for 'Papa Lazarou'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtYZLOh7rxQ
He couldn't find Dave either.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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He couldn't find Dave either.
"Dave" is a TV channel in the UK
It mostly shows old editions of comedy shows like QI, Have I Got News for You, Watch Us Sniff Our Panties and Mock the Week.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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I think wonder that he didn't die. of course I still.
(no related)
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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(no related)
I think the translator's broken.
Gimme 5 minutes to fix it... No wait. Gimme 10.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:58,
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A lot of phone boxes
don't have phones in them anymore. Just the sad smell of piss.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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which is far worse than the cheerful smell of "minging lemon piss" that you get after a visit to mcdonalds
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:00,
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Fuck me
I think we've found the funniest SA strip ever
I'm actually trying to hold my split sides together as I type this
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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I'm actually trying to hold my split sides together as I type this
Denzien has too high pitched voice
POTS has limited bandwidth and is unable to transmit denzien speak.
result: Likely to involve hilarious consequences over a series of mishaps.
with tits
Clearly, this is scenario.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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result: Likely to involve hilarious consequences over a series of mishaps.
with tits
Clearly, this is scenario.
Further proof that Art is losing his mind.
Not only was he grooming his pet cat for sex, but now he's having imaginary phone conversations with a stray playing piece from the collection of board games in his cellar
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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THE CELLAR!
WITH PROFESSOR PLUM
USING THE CROWBAR
a bar made from finest crow.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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USING THE CROWBAR
a bar made from finest crow.
He's been sniffing the stuff that leaks out of the fridge again
Why else did he open a private petting zoo that includes a squirrel, a penguin and small midgets?
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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it's those small midgets you have to look out for
as opposed to those large midgets whose gargantuan voluminousness defies standard displacement catagorisation and measurement.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:03,
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All Art needs is a barrage of Lemurs.
Jack should totally add a bunch of lemurs. It's be cooool
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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a barrage or bunch?
How about a barge full of lemurs
on some incomprehensible and risky voyage to some far flung land that is some place that one shouldn't go a great distance in a barge to get to but a barge is all they had for this purpose.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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on some incomprehensible and risky voyage to some far flung land that is some place that one shouldn't go a great distance in a barge to get to but a barge is all they had for this purpose.
There are actually a couple of Lemur characters that have been waiting to show up in SA for YEARS.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:17,
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I hope they vigorously turn up in a barge
and just barge in with their mighty barge
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:19,
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Also: I'm looking for a theme or genre for a pin-up featuring this character. Any suggestions?
Blow this up to like 6 metres wide
put it on display at an art gallery
remove all the text first
and then watch twats comment on how deep it is and then value it at $350,000
Go for it man, trust me, this I'll work, and you can trust me because I'm some guy on the internet you never met.
:D
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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remove all the text first
and then watch twats comment on how deep it is and then value it at $350,000
Go for it man, trust me, this I'll work, and you can trust me because I'm some guy on the internet you never met.
:D
1.chloe phones the pizza company
2."Ooooh boy, the pizza delivery boy"
3."I'm here to check your..."
4. mutates into tentacle monster
5. ???
6. Profit
About damn time you dusted her off. She must be starving.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:14,
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3."I'm here to check your..."
4. mutates into tentacle monster
5. ???
6. Profit
About damn time you dusted her off. She must be starving.
Newsletter subject line compo
if you've got the time
be kind and write a line
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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be kind and write a line
Uncle Fester attempting and failing suicide via electric shocks
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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Meth's one hell of a drug
I mean breakdowns are one hell of a reputation killer.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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Not just one letter, it's lots of letters. And I think you'll find the way we've arranged them is quite special.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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we are charged vat
which you could make all sorts of arguments about whether that's right or fair but those sponsored links? We're legally obligated to charge VAT on them and it all trundles off to HMRC 4 times a year.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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I thought you got paid in cats for those?
How many cats do you have to send off to HMRC each year?
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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That glows eerily when you drive at it with your headlights on at night?
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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Against gay marriage if we have to get up early and attend the ceremony.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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spend the next 20mins with the Mrs asking you "And that's funny because?"
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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MPs tout green alternative to Sizewell C, but strong public opposition to proposed pensioner treadmill
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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Fucking hell, did anyone else hear her being interviewed on Radio 4 this morn?
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:12,
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This week, your Newsletter design is also heavily influenced by Stella.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:17,
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I love socks, but I was thinking the other day, they have to be the least sexy item of clothing in existence
I mean, if someone is naked except for their socks, they might as well just be fully clothed.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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Stitched together into some kind of lightweight toolbelt for doing DIY on hot days, I presume
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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This board's generally for creative stuff you've done yourself
You can't post images on /talk, so that'd be no good either. Probably the best place for something like this would be as a "by the way" reply to another thread
Don't worry too much though. We all love a good board nazi thread :)
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:26,
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Don't worry too much though. We all love a good board nazi thread :)
Putting the fun into funeral
er I mean...
this is text! pitchforks and shit at dawn! arr!
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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this is text! pitchforks and shit at dawn! arr!
hahahaha
for god's sake can someone move that bucket a little closer!
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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But what if
Neil Kinnock had been PM during The Falklands crisis? We would all have been speaking Spanish by now. God he was useless!
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Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:24,
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notLOL
Funny how it is OK to take the piss out of elderly people, those suffering from dementia, when little wankers think it is safe.
Funny how the wankers who complain about bigotry the loudest, are the most bigoted themselves.
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Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:06,
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Funny how the wankers who complain about bigotry the loudest, are the most bigoted themselves.
Who complained about Bigotry?
calm down dear. Your contribution to the board is commendable!
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Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:39,
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I would but
I have a chip on my shoulder about getting out of bed early ...wahey!..*collects coat
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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I'm sure we could wedge another one in somewhere
Edit: Sorry egg cunt, beat you to it!
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:56,
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Yay!
Avoid a consumerist lifestyle by claiming to be spiritual but not religious!
Mother the curtains are talking to me again.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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Mother the curtains are talking to me again.
haha..that's it!!!.....do the kids first...and the wife...you might feel better already :D
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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All the Apollo astronauts and have one!
EDIT: And like that, *poof*, it was gone..
;)
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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;)
Hahaha
"No, not you, the other chap" made me laugh in a most curious manner.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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Excellent! I approve of this highly
My ancient pea says more or less the same thing but with a 95% saving of space :D
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Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:39,
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only just noticed this
and it is a thing of wonder :D
who me? no, not you, the other chap. brilliant!
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Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:40,
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who me? no, not you, the other chap. brilliant!
Some great lines in there.
Also good spread of Merkin and Limey, "buster and chap"
Woo!
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Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:57,
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Woo!
Heh, I have that toaster
and a very good toaster it is too. Totally worth all the knobs and dials.
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Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:31,
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Edit:
No it doesn't.
Now that's confusing, answering the post below in an edit
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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Now that's confusing, answering the post below in an edit
You see,
now it looks like you are commenting on my shit image which I just knocked up, rather than my fuck up.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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I admire Burger King for their attitude.
"Yeah, we made a burger with 3 patties, cheese, bacon and special sauce, so?"
McDonalds gave in to the healthy eating killjoys; "Oo, we do salads and healthy wraps now!" They'll be saying smoking is bad for you next.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:02,
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McDonalds gave in to the healthy eating killjoys; "Oo, we do salads and healthy wraps now!" They'll be saying smoking is bad for you next.
mcdonalds are awesome though
they can make a salad entirely out of salt
that's quite an achievement
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:03,
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that's quite an achievement
Well
salad is supposed to be crunchy. They're in the ball park.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:21,
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That's the way it should be they should "relish" (pun intended) the fact that it's unhealthy food
and say so quite proudly "McDonalds - it'll make you fat but you'll be fucking' loving it"
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:30,
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Silly Thor
packaging is not food. Although it's a thin line at McDonalds.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:11,
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I used to get these two chaps mixed up a lot when I was younger
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if you look at the video, it appears that the event was crafted by her evil companions
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47,
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haha, Jesus!
My mate Steve made this - www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL2kB75ypww&list=FLetVKptsjtF8XkhX7OlZjmA&index=1&feature=plpp_video
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:50,
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Yes, he brought his suitcase full of fucked-up camera lenses round
and we had a lens party. Then George fucking Lucas turned up and spoiled the mood with some green screen horseshit about adding lens flare in post production and we all got embarrassed listening to his fucking sermon and went home.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35,
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Then Stephen Spielberg came around and really screwed things up
showing off his film he made with JJ
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45,
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haha i love your opinion
about super 8. i first thought it was cool like some modern goonies then i quickly realized its utter bull loaded with lens flares. seriously JJ Abrams - fuck off, you suck!
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:10,
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It was really disappointing.
I was expecting from JJ Abrams something like Cloverfield and from Spielberg something like Close Encounters but it didn't work on any level the effects were meh! the plot was poor and you were left with the overall feeling of being robbed and somewhat blinded by all the unnecessary lens flares. Note to JJ and Spielberg slick colorisation and lens flares do not improve a pile of crap.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:03,
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Hooray!
I still hope to do it in 3d at some point - something super-cartoony and stylised with GIANT pressurised breats.
Nicely done, mister brains!
Here's my doodled attempt from a few weeks back:
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27,
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Nicely done, mister brains!
Here's my doodled attempt from a few weeks back:
Breats, eh?
Each to his own. I forgot the sun visors on my helmets.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32,
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Toasty tanned space breats!
Dammit - i want to do it now. I havent done anything silly in my portfolio for a while.
Just need some time!
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33,
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Just need some time!
Like I said before,
if you build it, they will come. Your portfolio needs this image. Badly. Then we can show our pictures to Jollyjack and kick sand in his face.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:37,
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sorry for the threadjack, I have an apeal for information from old school b3ta people
Does anyone know who originally made this gif?
people keep thinking its mine but it isn't, and its bugging me now. I'm sure I saw it first on this site, any ideas?
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:21,
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people keep thinking its mine but it isn't, and its bugging me now. I'm sure I saw it first on this site, any ideas?
hahahahaha
but seriously, is it _Felix' b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=22443
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:28,
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someone thought so back in 2006
www.b3ta.com/board/6104968
but it doesn't look like his kind of thing...
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35,
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but it doesn't look like his kind of thing...
Just put a disclaimer on.
Many think Butters made that GIF of the bloke smashing his hands and head to bits on the keyboard, so he hosted it on his page with a note saying it wasn't his.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54,
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hmm dunno,
i'm not a fan of that bleepy music he puts on all his videos..
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46,
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Certainly not one of mine.
smearballs I think made something like this but that would have been recently.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:51,
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yeah this is ancient
I'd have seen it on here around 2004-5 probably
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06,
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The background scroll is great for something which has been a round for a while
and the dirt coming off the hooves. There wasn't very many b3tans who could pull off such class work as this and keep it within the 280k limit. So my guess would be Elvis Weathercock.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:15,
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this was before his time as well
i might have to call this one a mystery
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:21,
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It's certainly a viral image Tineye reports loads and loads of use ages of it - are you sure it's a b3tan?
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i cant say for sure
i'm sure i saw it on here, and it might have been the inspiration for a couple of my gifs even, but whether it came from here originally...
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:39,
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haha they were all saying about this jumping and shooting thing
I never saw any footage other than a cameraman behind a blockade and the sounds of about a minute of gunfire. Was it all like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:56,
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Given what's been said about his killing spree at the school, it really wouldn't surprise me.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:03,
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My mate Serge Birault (google him - hes a fantastically talented artist fella)
Lives about 500 yards from all this kerfuffle
Ps - this is a Hot Fuzz reference, right? Ive only seen it twice, so im not totally familiar with all its quotes.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:58,
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Ps - this is a Hot Fuzz reference, right? Ive only seen it twice, so im not totally familiar with all its quotes.
I Googled that guy when you mentioned him a wee while back - very impressive.
And yes, Hot Fuzz.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:04,
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hahaha
WOO!
yes, he was shot by a sniper as he was jumping through a window. honest.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:02,
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yes, he was shot by a sniper as he was jumping through a window. honest.
I clicked 'I like this' by accident.
I went to press 'more' and missed.
I feel so dirty.
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Sat 24 Mar 2012, 18:35,
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I feel so dirty.
No. No, I wouldn't.
That just made a bubble of porridge come up.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:38,
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I admit to initial revulsion, but that was just from staring at David Cameron's increasingly punchable face.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:57,
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Not Suitable For Wanking?
all the bits are covered so there shouldn't be any work issues.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:03,
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What?
You men post far more NSFW images than this. You're not really going to tell me I have to link this!?
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:07,
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I think if he donates to the Tory party he can get a bit more than a reveal, if he's lucky ;)
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:20,
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I wonder why you never hear the term 'masculists' used?
I'm going to start the movement, right now. JOIN ME OPPRESSED BROTHERS
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39,
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Lol and I don't get to hear all about "Women Drivers" "Women out of the Kitchen" "Women know your place!"
etc. etc. on b3ta sexism is only when a woman complains about the lack of male softporn here yet female softporn for the boys just look up the threads.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:01,
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Oiled up Hulk Hogan is in the thread below,
surely that's all a woman could want?
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06,
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Hulk Hogan hmmm not my thing maybe an oiled up Brian Cox or Johnny Depp
:D
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:09,
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I'll post the occasional thing like this, and chuckle along when I see one
but I do it purely because the attitudes are so ridiculous and antiquated, I don't agree with any of it in the slightest. I suspect many other people are the same.
Satirising attitudes is a tricky one though, just look at the following that Alf Garnett attracted ...
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06,
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Satirising attitudes is a tricky one though, just look at the following that Alf Garnett attracted ...
It doesn't really bother me that much
but being accused of rampant militant feminism does - because that's very close to actually saying "Shut Up Woman! Men are Speaking!" without the satire part.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:12,
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I'm talking in general
and it has happened once or twice on b3ta.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:17,
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You don't hear it from me, love.
Time of the month?
/joke on a comedy website
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:14,
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/joke on a comedy website
Yes, this is correct.
Because some men are sexist, all men are sexist - you are 100% correct.
NSFW is because it LOOKS like porn - It is all about what it looks like from over my shoulder.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:53,
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NSFW is because it LOOKS like porn - It is all about what it looks like from over my shoulder.
So all the images of tits above my thread and the one from Smearballs lower down in the threads are not NSFW then?
and I never said that all men are sexist. Only the one who act sexist are sexist.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:57,
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I wonder why more gender dysphorics don't choose the last name of 'Tucker'
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00,
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because if they were truly gender dysphoric then having something to "tuck" away is the whole crux of the problem
and not something they would want to wear as a label. This Buffalo Bill character isn't gender dysphoric he's a deluded psychopath with a fixation which is pointed out by Hannibal Lector.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:02,
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It can sometimes be difficult to tell in the TG world who is truly dysphoric and who is a predator in sheep's clothing
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:39,
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Where do you get that from? That's just nonsense.
TG people are put through the most thorough psychological profiling and counselling you could ever imagine. Any hint of sexual deviancy would stop the process instantly.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:46,
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well, I am not just talking about those who were born with a disparity between mental gender and physical gender
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:49,
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So you think some TG people just start dressing and acting like females/males to deceive people of the 'opposite' sex into sleeping with them.
Sorry that's just prejudice. TG whether via Nature or Nurture is a condition that cannot be controlled and switched on and off to suit it causes a great deal of distress and often leads to attempted suicides because of this exact prejudice and pigeon-holing as being sexual predators. You wouldn't say the same thing of Gays and Lesbians so why of TG people?
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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Heh, you should have given him a willy warmer
with the BUPA logo on.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:07,
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That's me always missing a trick ;)
but the point of the satire is that he's fucked the NHS and the Elderly - he wouldn't want to fuck BUPA. :D
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:21,
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True, maybe
he just wants them warm and cosy next to his sex parts.
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