Happy E3ster!So to celebrate, today we have something for everyone starting with Comedy Flanbase/Dead Bloke, John Gavin, followed by The owner of today cdc, Jack O'Halloran and Talentless Fuck, Julian Lennon.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:05,
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and for the boys...Easter Bunny Emma Caulfield, Stripy Robin Wright and Side Boob Kirsten Storms.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:05,
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isn't it the easter bunnies birthday today?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:23,
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side boobs ftwSunday started late today :)
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 10:21,
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blimey, i remember Julian from the 80s ;)have a topical b3aster bunny pea
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maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:42,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Skeletons"){kind=small}
daddy... daddy cool...
my nephew made all of this.. 'do you think rob will like it?!' he says..
O_o
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:01,
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Well Iike it, so Rob would be mad not to!(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:06,
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thanks everyone!! he really enjoyed making it, & will be well chuffed with the comments :))the younger one had a go too..
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:45,
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I like it and I hope to see more crazy gifs from your younglings :)
Shlvng,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:51,
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woo!! ^this^on my way out to consume food and alcohol :))
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:17,
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haha yesss!!sorry, it's early, i'm sober and thinking straight ;)
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:38,
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Something Something Something Dark Side
I made a Star Wars nonsense, I thought you might appreciate it.
and inside the last one is a sentient goiter(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 3:19,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 3:30,
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She's not letting go of the front of my screen!Nice!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 3:56,
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she keeps the inside of my fishtank sparkly clean PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 3:59,
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pube caught in her teeth?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 4:09,
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Fucking trendies with their bags of dingleberries!Next thing you know they're mainlining cat piss.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 6:19,
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I need to get me some more dick Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:25,
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ThanksIt started out as an evolution of the stormtrooper thing, then it became Russian Dolls, then it sort of ended up like that, I'm not sure what the reasoning behind it all was in the end, but it was fun to make.
(,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:51,
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pffft...........reasoning real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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Can someone educate meAs to why I see this mans face everywhere.
I'm new. It's my valid disclaimer.
[now tell me to go fuck off and read stuff]
(I'm new. It's my valid disclaimer.
[now tell me to go fuck off and read stuff]
PooPants,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 2:33,
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he`s in the b&
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 2:43,
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What are they called?The shitty beatles.
Are they any good?
No.
Oh, so its not just a clever name.
(Are they any good?
No.
Oh, so its not just a clever name.
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 3:15,
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yeah!
More love for Brandow...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 3:20,
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time to spam some freebase i guess
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 4:01,
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ah, forward facing freebasei just moved his eyes so he looks forward
edit 2 freebases, a cat a frog, a smug bastard and what appears to be some kind of shamen?
ha, there's loads of them in there. i forget what the bug eyed glasses one and the african dude's called
(edit 2 freebases, a cat a frog, a smug bastard and what appears to be some kind of shamen?
ha, there's loads of them in there. i forget what the bug eyed glasses one and the african dude's called
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 4:14,
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dont fuck off and read stuffjust fuck off
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 3:17,
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Ah Pedro 6rys... Pleased to meat you (With a big saussauge).
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PooPants,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 4:06,
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what`s a 6rys? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 4:16,
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totally checking out flan's panties thereor flanties, if you will
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 3:20,
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seeing as everybody loves face swaps
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 2:10,
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man, that is so(
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 2:13,
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it's bindun in pretty much every compo so fari was just a bit bored and uninspired
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 2:18,
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don`t mind me, I`m just a crabby wee brick Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 2:20,
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Stanly Crab-brick?His movies are deep.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 7:47,
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Too soon after her husband's death?(According to Wiki at least... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Stiller)
(,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 1:07,
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no he isn't but since he was attacked by a bat at the age of 10 and now has rabies he could die soon
( Shlvng,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 1:12,
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hey I know a song about that(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 1:29,
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this makes me think of cakeand death
a cake of death
for children
(a cake of death
for children
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:50,
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portrait of woman I saw in Somerfield and I followed her past Greggscouldn't quite get the eyes right but I think I got the pinafore OK
( Shlvng,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:54,
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Does a blank message mean your typewriter ribbon needs changing? Shlvng,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 1:24,
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Can't you see the image?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 1:31,
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i see iti've been fwapping over this for the last 10 minutes
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 1:33,
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I couldn't last night but I can this morning.I'm quite grateful that I didn't see that shortly before going to bed. :)
( Shlvng,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:23,
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I love his idea of anarchy, though:eg "If you clean the bathroom of someone that considers themselves elite or is an elite sympathiser, like a right wing professor, can you never put loo paper in their bathroom?" - all his ideas could come from the Beano.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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I would like to clean a right-wing professor's kitchenso I could shit in his kettle.
Surely that would earn me an MSc in Contemporary Urbanism.
(Surely that would earn me an MSc in Contemporary Urbanism.
Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:29,
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Urbanism: Studying the beliefsof Pope Urban I through to Pope Urban VII *BUT NO OTHER POPES*.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:45,
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I would like to clean a Pope's kitchenso I could shit in his kettle.
Surely that would earn me the right to finger the anuses of a never-ending supply of pale bookish pre-pubescent brainwashed beauties.
(Surely that would earn me the right to finger the anuses of a never-ending supply of pale bookish pre-pubescent brainwashed beauties.
Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:50,
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Meanwhile, in Syria.. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:00,
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basically, yeah Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 1:30,
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You're genius is completely lost on me here
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:30,
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Is it just meor does the main guy and the policeman in the helmet look like they're wearing rubber masks, like in Point Break?
Either that, or Photoshopped to fuck.
(Either that, or Photoshopped to fuck.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:35,
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The policeman in the helmet looks like his Mum put him in fancy dressfor the Special School party.
( Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:41,
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Hahaha! He has that stare... the one you get for being in the shit for too long.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:48,
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:34,
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rofl Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:39,
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hurrrrrrr I do protest hurrrr come with us surrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrrrr
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:39,
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it's like they are all saying "wuuuah?" to each other in turn
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 1:00,
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Doh!I was out and about all afternoon and only caught up with the events when I got in tonight, because buying comics in Forbidden Planet seemed far more important.
What a nutter! What was he being angry about?
(What a nutter! What was he being angry about?
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:51,
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Despite his privileged background he will never finger the anuses of a never-ending supply of pale bookish pre-pubescent brainwashed beauties, or shit in the pope's kettle.
( Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:56,
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Wellhe might now if he writes a book about how to fuck off millions of people at the same time
Seriously, what was this tool up to?
(Seriously, what was this tool up to?
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:02,
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He was expressing disgust for upper echelons of societyusing the medium of swimming.
( Shlvng,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:04,
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Hahahaha!An excellent medium, long may it be an expression of disgust and rebellion
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:07,
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Swimming into savage splashing oars...hardcore
Still a twat
(Still a twat
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:18,
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Yep, a twat who will be on Celebrity Dancing in the Jungle by Christmas.We all need to put food on the table and times are hard, even with an MSc in Contemporary Urbanism.
Actually, that may be an act of genius. Perhaps he's just completed his master's in Big Brother.
(Actually, that may be an act of genius. Perhaps he's just completed his master's in Big Brother.
Shlvng,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:29,
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Quite possiblyAnyone following his blueprint for civil disobedience will rapidly find themselves unemployed, however. This isn't a problem for rich boys who went to public schools and who will never go hungry because Daddy will always feed them, but it could be a problem for a lot of others.
( boris the spider,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:32,
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Here's his unintentionally amusing blog where he explains himself(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:05,
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CoolBut so many letters there, my tired eyeballs almost topped themselves and fell onto my keyboard
But that answers everything, what a twat
(But that answers everything, what a twat
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:10,
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I see what you mean by your beano comment Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:15,
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This man is a revolutionary genius!Desmoullins had nothing on him.
"Are there networking events designed for the elites and their sympathisers where you could let off a stink bomb?"
Yes! Yes, there are! I'm not sure what a "networking event designed for the elites and their sympathisers" is, but I'm up for letting off stink bombs anywhere!
("Are there networking events designed for the elites and their sympathisers where you could let off a stink bomb?"
Yes! Yes, there are! I'm not sure what a "networking event designed for the elites and their sympathisers" is, but I'm up for letting off stink bombs anywhere!
boris the spider,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:20,
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yeah but he's not even getting a pageview from me ho ho Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:41,
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He's missed out on loads of money bynot having Adwords on it.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:55,
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It's just the boat race protestor getting in the way of another race,the one from Tron.
Not much of a joke there to get, really, just an event-swap for the sake of something to Photoshop.
(Not much of a joke there to get, really, just an event-swap for the sake of something to Photoshop.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:37,
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boat-race-swap
i tried to do this really badly, but somehow this one turned out ...
well, okay it's still shit, but not as shit as i'd hoped...
I wouldn't say it's shit, I'm just unsure what you've shopped./ac
( Shlvng,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:34,
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your evil scares me not Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:51,
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You will be......................you will be...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:56,
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trifle, do ypu like? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:03,
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mmmm, fishy fishywhelks are well tasty
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:06,
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There are no accidents.(except this shop you made)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:58,
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691 - The Number of The Other Beastwho is even more beastly
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:00,
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Speaking of George and beastlinessSwede Mason made a new thing, but it didn't make the newsletter, which seems odd.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7Vj3GMd1M&feature=g-all-u&context=G21adfdaFAAAAAAAACAA
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7Vj3GMd1M&feature=g-all-u&context=G21adfdaFAAAAAAAACAA
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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this wins the internets, put this in your pipe, hfh Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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Yes, he's chopped down many a tree with his face.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:00,
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She's filing him away in the demon library
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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WOAH NELLYWhen I said "redder" I didn't mean "highly likely to make me masturbate to orgasm in less than 4 seconds."
Thanks though.
(Thanks though.
Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:21,
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and thanks again, you turned a boring lonely Saturday night into a Sunday morning when I'll be scrubbing upholstery and carpet and hosing down my monitor
( Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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Please put on your 3D glasses now
Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:12,
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Nice arts, mister! :DAlso, I'm slightly drunk. Update your journals accordingly.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:22,
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Drink more! We won't stand for 'slightly' around here.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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I have Scotch!...YYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:31,
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I've got some cheap shit vodka for now.I'm looking for some decent bourbon... I've heard Waitrose's and Aldi's are alright.
Yeah, Aldi.
(Yeah, Aldi.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:34,
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Vodka hits me like a sledgehammer.The next day ain't too great either.
Take it easy on that.
(Take it easy on that.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:37,
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I don't usually get hangovers.And seeing as though I've had a fair bit to eat, I should be good to go.
Besides, I don't really have enough to get me massively fucking hammered.
(Besides, I don't really have enough to get me massively fucking hammered.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:40,
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This is the bizarre thing about hangoversyou only start getting them when your about 25 or so.
Anyway, I must away to bed, early start at work tomorrow.
(Anyway, I must away to bed, early start at work tomorrow.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:43,
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Hmm... I've got friends my age, give or take a yearwho get wicked hangovers... I've only really had one or two in my entire life, but I imagine I was on the verge of dying for those instances.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:46,
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I just inhaled a nice cloud...and the whole world got misty...
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:45,
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Can't say I've ever tried itwhich probably makes me part of 0.02% of students. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:54,
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I'll probably have a go at it if I'm offered.But I doubt it'll be something I do all the time.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:31,
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I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 1:39,
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I`ll drink to that! *belch* Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:28,
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'\o scotch ftw! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:37,
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I am the one who waits beyond the wall. Zalgo comes.
Fear me.
(Fear me.
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 3:20,
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Well damn, the b3ta server hamster has been trained to remove the zalgo taint. We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 3:23,
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I've been entertaining myself filling that thread with faceswaps for a reasonAlas, I have no skeleton faceswaps and I'm now watching Prince Caspian so I have no opportunity to make any now but my aim tomorrow is to start making skeleton faceswaps, and store them for when THFH comes online.
( boris the spider,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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haha,I have to admit, I've been considering a series of totally crap faceswaps.
How mature am I ?
(How mature am I ?
4Q just lurking,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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About as mature as meBut mine weren't crappy! Or, at least, I didn't think so... I've done some exceedingly shitty faceswaps in my time but they will remain private, unless I want to demonstrate how shit I am.
Hint: this shit.
(Hint: this shit.
boris the spider,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:36,
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Oh, I didn't mean that yours were crappy.Just there's no way I have the patience to a series of good ones myself.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:37,
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Although, I would be hoping THFH took the joke well.I wouldn't actually want to upset him, just gently take the piss.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:41,
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He's from DundeeHe's got bigger problems than getting angry with people online.
( boris the spider,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:43,
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like fighting a delicious stereotypical cake Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:50,
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Or surviving each adrenalin-filled day of excitementin the City of Discovery without suffering heart attacks of excitement
( boris the spider,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:52,
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haha don't worryand i can't be bothered doing a series of high-quality faceswaps either. thfh claims it's a 30 second job, but i find it takes me significantly longer than that if i don't want it to look like ass
( boris the spider,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:41,
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i was wondering if THFH would find this funny
to me the whole face swap is the obvious incongruity of putting someone in unlikely situations/positions
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 1:16,
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A little bit of politics?Nice.
Someone here did a really good poster for the army, I can't remember who though. But it said:
Army - Be the Meat
(Someone here did a really good poster for the army, I can't remember who though. But it said:
Army - Be the Meat
4Q just lurking,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:28,
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my nephew wantedbto join the armyi told him i'd break his legs if he did
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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i'm no putting up with that shit Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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i like thisand i am drunk
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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i have no idea Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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Ah, so you're going to post a sensible compo entry this time?or are you just planning to do this joke three times?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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Ifyou're going to go round saying "ah, so" you should revert to your original username.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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Be alert.Your country needs lerts.
(c) crappy badge from the late 70's
((c) crappy badge from the late 70's
Captain Howdy,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:30,
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Free Nelson Mandelawith every box of cornflakes
( 4Q just lurking,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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withe the woolwich Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:34,
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avaunt, sirrah! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:47,
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No, be aloofWe've got too many lerts already
(c) crappy retort from the 1970s
((c) crappy retort from the 1970s
boris the spider,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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So, our new old school wooden high chair arrived todayWith instructions...
Go easy with me, newb first image post :)
(Go easy with me, newb first image post :)
PooPants,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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*squints* *squints harder**presses ctrl and + twice*
Sorry, can't read it.
(Sorry, can't read it.
Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:07,
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GAH! Of course, please excuse my momentary humour bypass.Now go wipe your bottom.
( Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:37,
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Reading not required.One's a guide to building a bar stool, the other's a high chair.
EDIT: piss.
(EDIT: piss.
Captain Howdy,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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does it involve anal insertion? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:08,
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i'm a woman who follows ordersup to a point
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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Yeah I hear yah. Gotta be careful with all those points :)
(
PooPants,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:12,
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this is a nice gentle jokeeveryone should be pleased.
as the instructions say
do take care over loose stools
(as the instructions say
do take care over loose stools
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:20,
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Oh, this one is compo'd.Right then *click*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:14,
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Hahaha!Our Ginger Cunt looks so happy meating out grief
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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I'd fuck Han/Indy/Deckard.The bragging rights are off the chart.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:10,
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I also imagine he'd be a strong yet gentle lover
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:46,
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yet slightly kinky Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:48,
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hahaha, doesn`t he look happy? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:17,
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He then gets slashed across the stomach and does a slow forward roll from the wall.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:32,
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I'm sure I saw him swimming in the Thames earlier hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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can we just have this on the front page forever please Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:31,
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Compo?edit: oh, and now this one is too... *click*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:13,
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Oh if only the ancient Greeks had possessed lightsaberstheir legends would have been so much more groovy
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:14,
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Wild Thing could have done that for them too
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:20,
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HI EVERYONE!Just wanted to give everyone on /board a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug.
*HUGS*
(*HUGS*
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:16,
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you call that a hu....WHAT'S THAT POKING ME IN THE BACK!? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:18,
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It's my giant cushion gloves for giving extra smoochy huggles. baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:23,
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oh.that's ok, then.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:27,
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Or it could be my concise and to the point genitals. baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:28,
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does concise mean compact and small? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:35,
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KISS ME, FAT BOY!now i have to watch IT
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:51,
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So long as you follow that up with reading ItStill one of my top three books. No idea what the others would be. Perhaps still the Lord of the Rings which is a bit shameful but FUCK EVERYONE and then I dunno the first three-quarters of the Boat of a Million Years by Poul Anderson. (The bits in the future are total arse-dribble. I like to think that's because they're being imagined by Hanno and a Phoenician from 1000BC would be hard-pressed to come up with anything half-decent.)
I always quite liked this one. A mixture of sex appeal and unalloyed demonic terror.
(I always quite liked this one. A mixture of sex appeal and unalloyed demonic terror.
boris the spider,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:56,
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read it years agoand still got the book. you can skip about 400 pages without missing aanyrhing important
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:16,
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That's true in any bookI can skip whole books of the Lord of the Rings and not miss anything important. Stephen King's always* had the philosophy that it's not the ending that counts but the getting there, which is fortunate because the endings of his books often suck.
* He probably first started saying this after people pointed out that the ending the Dark Tower sucked shit. It did.
(* He probably first started saying this after people pointed out that the ending the Dark Tower sucked shit. It did.
boris the spider,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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i went to the harryhausen exhibition at the london film museum today.
Aceness - they had a few of those skeleton chappies on display
(Aceness - they had a few of those skeleton chappies on display
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:12,
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this is wondrous Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:10,
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That'll scare the FUCK out of you. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:12,
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:37,
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NEVER SLEEP AGAIN Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:32,
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Bwahahahahahaha!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 2:40,
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looks like he`s had one too manya state I fully intend to be in tonight :)
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:23,
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try a smash monkeyi'm on my third and they're kicking my arse
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:26,
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I have no gin, cider or blackcurrant just 2 litres of the famous grouse :D
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:28,
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oh fuck, nocan't drink whisky at all.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:30,
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whisky and guinness is about all I drink these daysalthough, to be honest, I`ll drink anyfuckingthing
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:43,
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whisky is eviland can result in a stomach pump, the d.t's and 2 years of no alcohol at all
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:50,
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hahahaha lmfao Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:12,
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fuck yeah, hoped there'd be some harryhausen action in this shit compo Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:33,
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Aren't there supposed to be six of them though?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:53,
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not sureShitty Kitty is a he and cannot be milked
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:55,
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I gave him titsbecause JJ's ignored every 'with tits' request :D
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:57,
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On the subject of tits and seeing as it's quitehere's a pic I took of my neighbours puppies that I saw being born the other day :)
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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ah, puppiesthe ace in the paedophile's arsenal
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:59,
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hahahalully lil things, they're Sprockers btw
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:03,
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i'm not a huge fan of petsi'm completely unmaternal, so i only ever keep animals that need minimal care, like fish, spiders and snakes
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:06,
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urgh spiders*quickly changes subject - sick of drinking your new cocktail yet?
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:26,
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very much notalthough i'm quickly becoming pissed
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:30,
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aw. btw, do you know what causes looping gifs to freeze?this one often only plays once, then freezes on the last frame :(
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:05,
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hmmm not sureHad a look in Gimp and runs fine also Firefox without a problem
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:10,
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I`ve noticed it with other peoples gifs toothey always loop again after a hard refresh
it only seems to happen with certain gifs, dunno why
(it only seems to happen with certain gifs, dunno why
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:14,
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Could it be your browser?sorry best I can offer - I'm techno stupid
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:19,
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That one plays fine for me in Chrome,but this one doesn't www.b3ta.com/board/10736307
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:27,
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strangely enough, it was one of his other gifs that froze on me too Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:37,
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Awwwwww that's beautiful and it makes me yearn for my lost and happy childhood.As it's quiet and I'm looking at a picture of your (neighbours') dog, here's a photo I took of a cat a month after I saw it being born.
I also saw its flattened corpse in the road 7 months later.
(I also saw its flattened corpse in the road 7 months later.
Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:08,
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SPICE MUST FLOW Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:10,
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You're right, those are phenomenally blue eyes
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:13,
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aren't they just? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:24,
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aww what a pretty kittyI am fluffless for first time in 20 years (fluffy best friend died 8 wks ago aged 14 1/2) seriously thinking of having one of the pups :)
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:13,
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I too am fluffless, I sympathise - however I have the best of both worlds - I look after friends' & family's dogs when they holiday.
The joy of occasional temporary free pet ownership cannot be underestimated.
(The joy of occasional temporary free pet ownership cannot be underestimated.
Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:33,
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I've been thinking of doing temporary cat/dog foster care for a bitfor people that are in hospital etc, would be nice to visit some old friends around the world before I get another fluff
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:44,
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I'm babysitting this for a week, he's a bit stupid but very loyal and generally luscious
Shlvng,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:43,
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^that's top fluff right thereYou should shop teh fuck out of him while owners are away :D
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 8 Apr 2012, 8:57,
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This is absurdly fluffyShe also reminds me of the dog I had when I was six. She was a lovely dog.
( boris the spider,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:43,
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He gets a few in now and then.I mostly like his stuff when he's not trying to be directly funny.
The strange, horror, and informational ones are often quite clever.
(The strange, horror, and informational ones are often quite clever.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:29,
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I would like to know if this would really happen*sends letter to Mythbusters :)
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:56,
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Haha, that well-known cat's piss on a laptop myth
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:57,
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pissing on your laptopsborking your internets :D
Edit: they once did a peeing on an electrical fence myth
but I forget if the shock traveled up Adams urethra or not o_O
(Edit: they once did a peeing on an electrical fence myth
but I forget if the shock traveled up Adams urethra or not o_O
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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That's what fuses are for.I received a laptop for repair which was absolutely stinking of tomcat urine. It was totally bumping of strong piss, the stench reminded me of the time when our cat pissed on the cooker and
Mum didn't notice until she had 4 saucepans heating up for Sunday lunch.
The owner said that she was 100% sure none of her cats had urinated on it, I told her there was some kind of major motherboard damage beyond my repair capabilities.
I delivered the laptop to her house and I was not surprised to find her house smelled of highly concentrated tomcat piss and so did she. Her nose was flat like a bad boxer's.
(Mum didn't notice until she had 4 saucepans heating up for Sunday lunch.
The owner said that she was 100% sure none of her cats had urinated on it, I told her there was some kind of major motherboard damage beyond my repair capabilities.
I delivered the laptop to her house and I was not surprised to find her house smelled of highly concentrated tomcat piss and so did she. Her nose was flat like a bad boxer's.
Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:08,
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curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:59,
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interesting wiki pageorignal: 'Helter skelter, hang sorrow, care will kill a cat, up-tails all, and a pox on the hangman' 1598
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:15,
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sounds very shakespearean to me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:17,
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indeed it was performed by himfrom a play by Ben Jonson apparently en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curiosity_killed_the_cat
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:20,
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very interestingit's odd how language changes
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:24,
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I like how they prove the strength of the proverbwith a picture of a kitten that is clearly ABOUT TO DIE.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:26,
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and already missing half it's tail hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:28,
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I PISS ON YOUR LETTERS F, G, H, J
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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he appears to be pissing out of his arseT.J: does anyone know if gin, cider and blackcurrant make a nice drink?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:06,
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Yes, they all make a nice drink. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:12,
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but what about when mixed together?if nobody's tried this before, i shall name it the smash monkey.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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Cider and blackcurrant definitelyAnd the gin is worth a try. Let me know your findings!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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i shallin about an hour
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:16,
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well, it wasn't an hourbut i've just mixed one and tried it and i's very nice.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:22,
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did you add ice ? Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:24,
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to cider?i'm not a poncy freak, you know, i'm northern.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:25,
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hahaha I thought the gin might need some Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:27,
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no, it's got friends Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:28,
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1 measure of gin, 1 measure of black, half a pint of cider Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:27,
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I think it would be very niceminus the gin and blackcurrant
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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i'm trying the cider right nowit's nice, though somewhat vinegary.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:15,
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I don`t see why notprobably a sore head tomorrow though
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:15,
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if they don't, your standards are too high HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:15,
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you overestimate me, sir Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:19,
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The first pint would be horriblebut you'll never remember the second.
( Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:16,
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but i'll sleep like a drunken baby Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:29,
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they won't answeruntil i've drunk a lot more
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:19,
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piiiiissss coming from my aaaaaassss Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:19,
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he's inbetween opsthis is the reason for his anger
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:27,
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Feck, Brick, Arse!!
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:00,
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haha Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:06,
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Vay clevur
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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Horror is fun, but I like his westerns better.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:02,
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I'm not sure he'd have been nice to know whilst alive
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:35,
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Stylish attire does not a nice beastie make :~)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:44,
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it reminds me of basil fawlty leaning down to ask a hotel inspector if they are happy with their meal
He looks like the kind of chap who might steal your Ringos. Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:43,
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That would confirm my fears then MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:46,
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Agreed, but who'll catch him and kill him?You & cockweasle? It's best just to hide your Ringos when you see him coming.
( Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:21,
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We should all just kick the shit out of Gary Lineker.Ringos wouldn't be such a precious commodity if he'd stayed the fuck out of it.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:28,
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Never in my life have I kicked anything out of anybodyI'd gladly make Gary Lineker my first shitkicking.
( Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:36,
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*dons winklepickers and buys a train ticket to Leicester* Shlvng,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:55,
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He looks like the sort of bounder who'd wait til you were about to break some bad news to someonethen leap out of nowhere making "Kaa! Kaa!" noises
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:46,
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kooo kooooKAAAAA, KAAAAAA
shhhhh, aunty haggis done dead
(shhhhh, aunty haggis done dead
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:49,
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At least the bad news would be a little less bad after that experience MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:49,
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JUMP, JUMP JAVIERL: Noo Bones Fah Bonaparte (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:48,
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he's a snappy chappywith quite an impressice cock bone :D
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:50,
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woo, boba thread
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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he`s been dead for thirty yearswas he a zombie?
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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The corpse of Marty Feldman.What a name for a band.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:47,
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The ravens would get a real treatwhen they pecked out his eyes.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:55,
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