I was gonna post a link to that 'Ooh Ahh Cantona' song
but I figure you've all suffered enough from me tonight. XD
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Sat 5 May 2012, 23:46,
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Lib Dems beaten by penguin.
News that has to be giffed. Possibly in numerous ways.
#1 The Race.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:57,
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#1 The Race.
Hahaha
I'd vote Penguin. Lib Dems have sold out. I just refuse to vote now as there is no real choice.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 22:10,
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Cries
Living Muppets son and dad. We are all in this together. Officially the rich get richer while we all pay then to do this and pay for their failure.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 22:26,
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this is known as "the system works"
and if it comes to it, they'll do anything to protect it.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 22:30,
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He shot without even looking round
and look at the penguin's cute little waddle. This gets more and more harrowing each time it plays.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 23:13,
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What an utterly ruthless bastard
Extreme even by avian standards
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Sat 5 May 2012, 23:30,
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I don't blame him, his father's village was attacked by cats and Jedis.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:19,
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Obi Wan you DICK
Stop cocking about and get back to fighting the Sith.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:17,
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Ha ha ha....
Needs more flying off the screen to the left...
and could you make that a bit bigger, I haven't got my glasses...
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:24,
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and could you make that a bit bigger, I haven't got my glasses...
because cats are evil, cunty, fluffy bastards and they would kill us all given the chance
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Sun 6 May 2012, 0:24,
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The kid was waving a cat toy on a string on that stick
going by the original vid and the cat just got all overenthusiastic, I'd say
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Sun 6 May 2012, 2:30,
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I'm baaaaaack!
Finished uni yesterday (just gotta wait for my portfolio to be marked), so begins 4 months of doing fuck-all. Well... a little more than fuck-all, but yeah.
The outline for this was done in biro, but whether I should compo it or not... I'll let you lot decide.
Click for bigger.
EDIT:Point taken. Don't expect much more of this in future. FUCK THAT
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:28,
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Finished uni yesterday (just gotta wait for my portfolio to be marked), so begins 4 months of doing fuck-all. Well... a little more than fuck-all, but yeah.
The outline for this was done in biro, but whether I should compo it or not... I'll let you lot decide.
Click for bigger.
EDIT:
:|
in less than 10 words, explain why you are obsessed with drawing animals with mammaries. Your parents are worried and asked me to ask.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:34,
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To be fair, she's more anatomically correct than most of the women drawn by b3tans.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:36,
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I tried to draw a wummin
but she had a malfunction or something.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 22:16,
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but she had a malfunction or something.
No, I just imagined you were more than fed up of all this by now.
I mean, if you really want to, I'll stop posting this sort of stuff on here, go somewhere else with it.
Fuck knows where, like.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:43,
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Fuck knows where, like.
it's a free board, you post what you like
Although I'm sure Moggy and JJ could point you to some animals with tits forums, it's clearly a common fetish
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:46,
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Although I'm sure Moggy and JJ could point you to some animals with tits forums, it's clearly a common fetish
Mm, just don't wanna be posting stuff if people are going to complain about it, is all.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:50,
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there'll always be a chance of that on a public forum
you can't please everyone, especially when what you're drawing is a bit odd
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:51,
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I guess I just aim to please too many.
Still gonna cut down on the furry-ness a bit.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:55,
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Yeah, I was planning on doing one in Biro quite soon, for the compo and all that.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:59,
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Too late, I've already done a hand drawn animation in biro with a sexy fox.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:11,
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This from a man who draws most with their todger out and the rest as zombies :)
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:15,
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I assumed it was a given that I included myself in that comment
I've had more slings and arrows thrown at me here than I care to remember.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:16,
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Collect them up and open a shop. Personally I always draw with my todger out surrounded by zombies.
Edit: Probably why I'm so shit at drawing.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:27,
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you have?
oh
*puts arrows and slings back in box*
Don't matter really.
*sniff*
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Sat 5 May 2012, 22:19,
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*puts arrows and slings back in box*
Don't matter really.
*sniff*
don't worry about it, no one's complaining :)
carry on posting your art, it's very good
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:52,
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Maybe you should just make sure your furry stuff is 404 pixels wide
HappyToast would never grumble about your pictures again!
(On a serious note, I don't think HT meant any harm by that "in less than 10 words..." comment -- I'd just take it as making fun of furries on the internet because it's a long-standing tradition.)
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:58,
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(On a serious note, I don't think HT meant any harm by that "in less than 10 words..." comment -- I'd just take it as making fun of furries on the internet because it's a long-standing tradition.)
How did they get your number?
I wouldn't think them the sort to pay any attention to those cards in phonebooths.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:07,
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There's a worldwide "I'm worried about my child" helpline which goes straight to HappyToast's old 3210
He tried to turn it off, but the people in the TV said that they would hurt him if he didn't turn it back on.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:13,
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It was given out at the end of Hollyoaks
in the "If you have been affected by any of the issues..." bit after an apisode about furries.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:16,
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I run a help session for parents of Furry perverts
I've been trying to get JJ's mum through her crippling disappointment for 5 years now, Bourbon Fox's parents are new customers.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:16,
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You are aware that happytoast is famous, right?
And that people impersonate him.
NO REALLY
They do :D
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Sat 5 May 2012, 22:21,
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NO REALLY
They do :D
Fox, it's well known I have a thing for drawing the Niccals
You like to draw your fave character. Don't change. You put up enough worthwhile commentary and support on this board so don't feel guilty about posting your stuff, okay?
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Sun 6 May 2012, 2:32,
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Mm, true; I guess that gives me one over those that dump a picture every now and then, but do nothing else.
If this year of uni has taught me anything, it's that I'm too unassertive, too passive. Basically, I need to grow a pair. XD
In any case, I need to get some sleep; it's just gone past 3 over here =_= nighty night, all!
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Sun 6 May 2012, 3:12,
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In any case, I need to get some sleep; it's just gone past 3 over here =_= nighty night, all!
post what the hell you like
no really
post it
no matter what is done on here, someone will be offended, so why give a poop, unless it's not an actual photograph of an RTA victim covered in runny shit while Jeanette Crankie rubs herself against them really any complaints are just internet wees.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 22:18,
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post it
no matter what is done on here, someone will be offended, so why give a poop, unless it's not an actual photograph of an RTA victim covered in runny shit while Jeanette Crankie rubs herself against them really any complaints are just internet wees.
Mm, I just feel there's a better place to post stuff like this.
But you're right, it's impossible to please everybody.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 22:28,
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This never ceases to intrigue me. :D
I mean, what is that? A plunger? A severed human ear on a stick?
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Sat 5 May 2012, 22:55,
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Put on your bear suit and fuck some gnus.
(It's all I could think of to rhyme. :S)
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Sat 5 May 2012, 23:01,
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Well
there goes THAT drawing *scrunches up paper into a ball and tosses into bin*
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Sun 6 May 2012, 2:35,
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i think what i don't get is the fur.
surely it's better just to draw humans with tits..? :)
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Sat 5 May 2012, 23:24,
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That's what I generally do
I don't get many comments or complaints, so make of that what you will.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 23:58,
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Humans, with tits?
That's just weird. :P
But yeah, I need to stray away from yifftits for a while, methinks.
At least on here, fuck knows who'd want me posting all this shit. XD
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Sun 6 May 2012, 0:30,
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But yeah, I need to stray away from yifftits for a while, methinks.
At least on here, fuck knows who'd want me posting all this shit. XD
heh, nah doesn't bother me in the slightest what people draw/post
furries are no worse than the countless shit i've made involving freebase, and a generally whole a load more talented as well...
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Sun 6 May 2012, 0:58,
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It does seem rather unassertive to just bend to someone's opinion, I just don't want to make enemies on here.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 1:07,
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What-ho Bourbon, good news on the uni finishing
Your fox lady also seems to be enjoying some time off
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:35,
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I don't really get the yiffington stuff at all
but if it involves a yiffy flounce, I'm all for it :D
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Sun 6 May 2012, 0:33,
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good, if you like hairy stuff, why not draw a werewolf or something cool like that?
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Sun 6 May 2012, 0:59,
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Probably the best compo suggestion I've made... might try for a round two soon. :D
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Sun 6 May 2012, 1:10,
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Post whatever the fuck you like
The variety of stuff posted here is what drew me to b3ta in the first place
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Sun 6 May 2012, 8:19,
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Least he's a Fresh Prince....
and not an un-fresh prince of cheesy bellend....
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Sat 5 May 2012, 20:11,
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Nice...
In other news Holly Wobbly-Willoughby is on TV and looking fit as f*ck!
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Sat 5 May 2012, 19:15,
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Ha I was thinking the same earlier today
when I was looking for images of Boris laughing
there were surprisingly few pics to choose from as he normally has a big daft grin :D
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Sat 5 May 2012, 18:20,
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there were surprisingly few pics to choose from as he normally has a big daft grin :D
On second thoughts... they're the kind that M. Bison has in Street Fighter, I think.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 19:23,
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Had to read that a few times...
Yes, I imagine it is. Only been there once. It rained a lot.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:03,
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Yeah, it was quite badly worded, have to admit.
It's like an eighth of Manchester or Liverpool. An eighth that is full of charity shops and takeaways.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:05,
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Nah, don't worry it made me smile, thought you were talking about the twerp from The Ordinary Boys for a minute
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Sat 5 May 2012, 21:13,
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The Ordinary Boys were a very popular band in about 2006
Their vocalist was called Preston. He is a twerp. He once flounced off the set of Never Mind the Buzzcocks because they were taking the piss out of his wife.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHJgFJTEHLI
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Sat 5 May 2012, 23:02,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHJgFJTEHLI
Dirty boy.
Picked up a copy of the Metro on the train yesterday, and my puerile humour and limited image manipulation urges kicked in.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:54,
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How did it form into a neat coil before it even touched the ground?
Also, is he doing it on a giants' golf course?
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:03,
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stick a flake in it!
ooooo, my tummy's really starting to hurt, time to go home and take my medicine :(
'bye all!
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:08,
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'bye all!
That cunt!
*sneaks in repost for compo*
CFB
A homage to The Neville I drew whilst bored out my mind in a call centre.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:30,
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CFB
A homage to The Neville I drew whilst bored out my mind in a call centre.
Hahaha
and talking of things getting sucked in, I really do have far too many words that need writing to be browsing amusing pictures
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:46,
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HE he he he
Told my medic girlfriend this in joke format she didn't get it. Turns out a Biro is a medical instrument.
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Wed 9 May 2012, 0:08,
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As it's a slow board
decided I'd have my first go at making a gnops...
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Sat 5 May 2012, 15:27,
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good effort! also, jay leno chin
this is the deadest it's been in a while
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Sat 5 May 2012, 15:29,
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Deadest since Christmas (not counting gayshift hours)
and thanks!
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Sat 5 May 2012, 15:56,
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well, i haven't been about much
what with the snooker being on and all
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:04,
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Yah, I've taken your top-spot on board stats
Good to see you about at all though
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:13,
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They are all so ridiculously busy.....
It'd be ridiculous of you expect one of them to have the time for you to have one...
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:39,
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Ow nice..... :-)
I make (Lambrini cheep replica stuff) and cider into ice cubes in summer, to keep my drinks cold, so it doesn't go all watery with plain water ice cubes!
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:49,
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I can't find a cheeper way to buy alcohol :-)
Just wish it didn't rot my stomach!
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:55,
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i'm working on how to make my own booze
if i ever manage it, i'll be comatose for about a month!
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:01,
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So would I !
Although I'm just about to start abstaining for a couple of weeks unfortunately :-(
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:08,
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just waiting to get my date for surgery
then no booze for 6 weeks before or after :(
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:11,
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Arrrrge!
Look on the bright side though, all the money you save will be waiting in the bank for a nice holiday or big shopping trip when it's all over :-)
Edit, the stopping isn't that bad either, I'v drunk to drunkeness every night for the past 12 years, I stopped a couple of weeks ago for a whole week, at the end of the week I didn't miss it, but then stupidly started again, so have now got to stop from scratch again...
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:17,
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Edit, the stopping isn't that bad either, I'v drunk to drunkeness every night for the past 12 years, I stopped a couple of weeks ago for a whole week, at the end of the week I didn't miss it, but then stupidly started again, so have now got to stop from scratch again...
That's a good idea, although doesn't freezing kill the alcohol?
I guess that would then be a reason to do it with cheap stuff
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:00,
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i hope not!
i've got half a dozen lolly ices waiting to be eaten!
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:02,
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No freezing doesn't kill the alcohol.
If something contains a lot of alcohol thought, it just won't freeze in a nomal domestic freezer...
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:05,
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I must have been misinformed...
It's a pity I don't have a freezer
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:11,
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If you can't afford one at the moment...
get on freecycle.com for a free one ;-)
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:15,
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Thanks
but I hardly used it, so when it broke down wasn't worth replacing. And it's probably not worth it just for the benefit of making gin lollies.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 17:21,
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The reverse of 'spong' - the name given to the enlargement of certain facial features, usually the eyes.
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LOL he looks more normal like this
Opinionated twunt.
And I'm glad it's not just me who thinks it's deader than usual around the place. Must be sleeping in day or something. Nice work DMC.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 15:56,
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And I'm glad it's not just me who thinks it's deader than usual around the place. Must be sleeping in day or something. Nice work DMC.
Thanks Shazzoir!
The more of his face I removed, that happier he looked
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:02,
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she never misses a header
also, I seem to remember this animated
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:03,
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Hahahaha!
That's a whole lot of fo' shizzling predicted. Must be some kind of front rolling in.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 12:12,
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It is very quiet.. I finished this.
Looks crappier than it is as optimised to hell so didn't want to start a new thread.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 15:06,
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Looks crappier than it is as optimised to hell so didn't want to start a new thread.
Thanks
I can't say it hasn't taken a while, on and off, but the large version is quite striking. (if you like that kind of thing)
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Sat 5 May 2012, 15:39,
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Hgngnng... Sundae, this is lovely!
Reminds me of time-lapse photos of car taillights on a road or something, or neon, very city-like. You are a babe, you know that?
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Sat 5 May 2012, 15:57,
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You are too kind
I look a lot better in photoshop than when surrounded by Real Life though ;)
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:05,
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Sooty advertising story
Young creative team back in the '80s took their book to show a creative director at a London ad agency. The CD proceeded to look through the book using a Sooty puppet to turn the pages in complete silence. When he'd finished he moved the puppet to his ear, looked at the young team and said "Sooty doesn't like it". End of meeting with a complete cunt.
(True story - I won't repeat his name because I can't bloody remember)
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Sat 5 May 2012, 16:10,
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(True story - I won't repeat his name because I can't bloody remember)
really? that's fucking fantastic if it's true. thats the shit i'd do just to fuck with peoples minds. CEOs just ain't the same no more...
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Sat 5 May 2012, 19:05,
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It was a cunts trick to do to a young creative team just starting out
if he didn't like their work some constructive criticism would have been far more helpful instead of making himself look like a complete prick
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Sat 5 May 2012, 19:12,
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Doggy style
Farewell gift for one of our French students at work, a pic of his Labrador retriever, Bouchon. This one done on proper pastel paper for a change. :D
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Sat 5 May 2012, 10:52,
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Farewell gift for one of our French students at work, a pic of his Labrador retriever, Bouchon. This one done on proper pastel paper for a change. :D
Joli dessin!
I mean, nice drawing! :D
I'm probably gonna start on something today; finished uni yesterday, so I've got TONS of free time now.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 11:39,
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I'm probably gonna start on something today; finished uni yesterday, so I've got TONS of free time now.
Ouhh, I envy you so much!
thanks Fox. I'm still doing assignments here, not much drawing going on, not serious stuff anyway, but I do like the little funtime ones I get to do here, breaks the monotony! You finished Uni? For good or for the year? Either way, well done :)
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Sat 5 May 2012, 11:47,
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Handed in my portfolio yesterday, just gotta wait a week or two for the assessors to mark it
then I'm done for about 4 months :D
I should probably get a small job over Summer; there's a lot I wanna do this year.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 11:52,
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I should probably get a small job over Summer; there's a lot I wanna do this year.
Oh nice!
Doing Diploma in Occupational Health and Safety here. Cool stuff, but after 2yrs, I'm over it. Another six months and I'm FREEEEEE! Plus they'll pay me more and I get to put some letters after my name *rolls eyes* not that I will.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 12:38,
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then you'll be known as Shazzoirebnmdmlfg.
That'd be awesome, no letters after my name, sadly :(
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Sat 5 May 2012, 12:47,
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I can see I'm going to need new business cards :)
You made me laugh, Disco, in a good way.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 13:18,
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Nice :D
I was considering sticking with graphic design like I did in college, but I felt I needed to improve my drawing a bit.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 13:00,
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Another thingy
Pretty sure this is far too obvious but he might like it.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 14:37,
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Pretty sure this is far too obvious but he might like it.
What type of pup, XL?
It will be way cute no matter what it is.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 15:59,
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The one on the right looks more and more like Paul Daniel's special son
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Sat 5 May 2012, 10:12,
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I want to make 437 quid a day in the aubergine and spark plug trade and I'm trying to click to see how but it doesn't work
:(
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Sat 5 May 2012, 9:34,
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Victory day parade rehearsal
on the Red square
Click for bigger (248 kb)
erm.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 8:32,
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Click for bigger (248 kb)
erm.
Hover Ship
By the looks of the front, I thought it was a giant slug!
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Sat 5 May 2012, 8:40,
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Happy Weekend b3ta! - What are you all up to?
Today, I have done some Biro characters, in Biro..
De-RIS
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Sat 5 May 2012, 7:59,
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De-RIS
today I shall be mostly
looking at London with my arms crossed, shaking my head
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Sat 5 May 2012, 8:06,
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Wobbly, is that a gourd-creature?
Love it! :D
Just about to sit down to dinner here and stuff myself with Tandoori chicken
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Sat 5 May 2012, 9:10,
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Just about to sit down to dinner here and stuff myself with Tandoori chicken
Right, I'm off to walk the dogs...
I will leave these here for you... Todays "Stars in reasonably good Vags" are; Richard E. Grant & Michael Palin.
While todays "I would have been a star, even if my dad wasn't so famous", are; Taylor-Ann Hasselhoff & Brooke Hogan.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 9:44,
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While todays "I would have been a star, even if my dad wasn't so famous", are; Taylor-Ann Hasselhoff & Brooke Hogan.
The Python boys are always a source of great delight to me
so I love the Michael Palin one, but these are all very good.
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Sat 5 May 2012, 11:07,
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Did poop
This is a very playful way to educate the children on the different kinds of animal poop
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Sat 5 May 2012, 8:36,
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This is a very playful way to educate the children on the different kinds of animal poop
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