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[challenge entry] Another (shitty) attempt at animation.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# you say shitty today
but in a years time everyone will be going "FUUUUUUUCK"

edit: I cheat/fail at animation because I just draw one thing and then cut it into bits, or draw bits and then erm.. soemthing.

drawing each frame is way way more badass and the way to be doing it though.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# To be fair, that's how most people do it... I think.
I only ever draw it frame-by-frame if I absolutely have to.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# depends on the tools don't it
we should bug happytoats for FREE ANIMATION education techniques for FREE.

I got that DAZ3d thing and some stuff, it seems awesome results are possible but I haven't even tried it yet

I'll probably give up and cry and draw a throbbing cdc on photosoup
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah~ I used to use Flash for all my animated stuff. I shall have to get back into it.
PS is alright for animation, I guess, but it irritates me that you can't change the speed of GIFs... unless you can, and I just don't know how to.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# you can change the delay on a frame by frame basis
but really if you are using flash "speed" is down to the animation itself

if that makes sense :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah. When I preview it, it's really fast, but as soon as I've saved it and brought it over here, it's much slower.
I imagine a more optimized or smaller GIF would be faster. I'll have to have a play around with it later.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# 0.02 seconds per frame is as fast as you can go. And it's eyemelting
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# it's basically 50Hz
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# 50 HURTZ!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# This is why I prefer to take the aerial approach to my prey.


Due to size pressure I didn't make this look the way I wanted.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# ah well, there is a "bug" or artefact of gif that causes a bit confuserisation
a gif with a frame delay of 0 seconds will play slower than a gif with a frame delay of 0.3 or 0.4 seconds in firefox and chrome

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Yeah, 0.0 delay sets it to default in firefox.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# on one of my phones a delay of 0 runs at full speed though
so it's not a consistent thing that can be relied upon it seems
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Huh... that I didn't know o_o
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Just do 0.02
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# just do it!
take the foxy rip face of anim and do it to that :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# yay
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# There's a little seconds-per-frame box somewhere on the bottom right when you save a .gif in PS
with a default of 0.2. I set all my dance gifs to 0.25 so if I post a load they will be in synch.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Frame by frame is far more fun.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I can confirm this.

This was damn fun to make... even though I lost an entire afternoon because of it.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# He pulled 'is own eyes out!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# he ripped his own head off previously
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I'm too shit to do multiple copies of the same/similar thing though


Yay for hierarchical object structures.

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# SCIENCE!
prior to the discovery of the halogens
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# He runs like the wind!
Any animation is amazing in my books because i don't know how to make them. What's he running away from?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# gary glitter
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Pfffffft!! :)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I was gonna animate Bourbon Fox on the back, being smacked back and forth between the two humps...
I still might do, just not right now.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha!
his legs remind me of bernard matthews turkey drummers :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# in that they contain no actual turkey?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# quite possibly
but cut lengthways down the middle, turkey drummers are fantastic on a butty
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I can't decide on whether I like the leg or the breast, myself


But I'll never eat anything from bernard matthews ever
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# i can't eat them nowadays anyway
and i certainly can't eat chicken or turkey breast, not unless i want it to make a very swift reappearance
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# i still enjoy the occasional wing
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# and who wouldn't!
:D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# vegetarians and mentals
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# they'll destroy us all!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# they haven't got the strength
fucking weedy pacifist nut cutlet merchants
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# As processed meat goes, turkey drummers are pretty yum
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# yes they are
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# That sounds AWESOME.
I've not had turkey drummers since primary school.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# they are perfect apres-pub food
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# that's bootiful, man
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha! great!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
# not bad at all :)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Fast camel!! XD
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# RUN CAMUL! RUN!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Look at him go! :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Cute gif XD
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# i'm silently imagining the chariots of fire theme
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Nice galloping action
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# yay & veritable woo :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Nice..
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Woo:D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 20:16, archived)
# You're learning fast though!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# fatality
Finish him!!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# hahahaha
nom nom nom
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# XD
Finally!!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I'm guessing that you may have said "finally" too soon
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I just watched HighSchool of the dead
hence my prior image

So I may be drawing bloodbaths for the next few days
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# And I'm going to get drunk and draw responses.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# lovely!
at the moment I'm eating rowntrees fruit pastilles

because I can!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Just wolfed down a Ginster's pasty, and currently talking to a 'merkin friend about music production/DJing.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I might break out my organ and do some awesome* bossa nova music

value of awesome may vary

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Break out your organ? Perv. :D
I think the reason I haven't started DJing or producing yet is, the equipment/software is a bit pricey.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# well
depends what you are trying to do innit

ambiwank done with on of these toys, which in my case was off freecycle. The filter abuse was done by a sblive, which cost like £5 on ebay. You can get hardware for peanuts, if you are desparate for things to abuse sound with you can ghetto it with guitar effects pedals or some cheapo fx boxes off ebay, the cheapest in my mind though is using old sblives as fx units.

Open source music software isn't that impressive but there are twatloads of free VST's some of which are quite nice. As for quality recording, I don't know as I just ghetto the shit out of everything :)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Yeah... I'm trying to go a bit French house/electro.
My friend suggested getting MIDI controllers and Ableton and whatnot. I do know my local Cash Converters has TONS of effects pedals for dirt-cheap, so I could look into that.

As for software, I've been lumbered with GarageBand, but it's very, VERY limited. The most I've ever done with it is make a sample loop, which took much longer than it should have.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# oh.. apple
I'd suggest finding a windows pc or 2 on the cheap, and letting some software erm... "fall out of the sky"

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Are Apple computers no good for music? o_O
My friend suggests getting modulators... whatever they are.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sun 13 May 2012, 1:11, archived)
# You can't stop his smile!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Indeed.
Aim ate his meat. So He has nice BLOODY smile. XD
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Well, so long as you find it cathartic and don't do it in real life
I suppose it's ok
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Don't worry :)
He is alive in the Internet. does not live in The real life.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha, yes!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# XD hahaha!!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Ha ha...fucked 'im up!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# ^^
(, Sun 13 May 2012, 4:37, archived)
[challenge entry] contrary to popular belief, the sun fucking hates camels
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# oooooooooooh, ooooooooooooh
me ears are alight.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha! Quality :D *clicks*
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# cheers fella :)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# haha
what a fiery cunt!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# i don't blame him, they stink
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha nicely :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
# How rude of it!
I never liked the sun anyway
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# yay :-)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 20:21, archived)
# up half the night painting this thing
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:07, archived)
# ah captain
how are things, at hood butter towers ?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# All good mate.
The band is going well, got a couple of nice gigs in the summer to look forward to. We've got BLUE lasers now! BLUE!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# blue frikin lazers !!! cool
doing some recording with my band at the mo, off to put percussion on a track tomoz in my mates studio.
then mixing it down, take fucking ages.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Don't it just.
I think we are going in the studio in July. Boring. One of the laser things projects a moving blue laser sky between the audience heads and the ceiling. It's the best thing ever!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# my old group did a lazer sea once
smoked up the venue, got the lazers just above head hieght, then we sailed big cardboard viking ships on poles over it, it looked awesome from up in the gallery
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# We did a thing with dry ice
and a slide projector in the 70's. A sort of gutter up near the ceiling with a warm water tank which someone had to pull on a bit of string to release the water on the ice which formed a sort of invisible screen, then another bloke projeted a picture of a rainbow onto it. It worked quite well. A bit Heath Robinson but looked really good.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# everyone knows that green lasers are the best
but blue ones are still good
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I've got some green ones.
And yellow and red, You can pick them up really cheap now. They do a sort of purple one which is a bit more dosh but real blue are still painfully expensive.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# purple!
*wants*
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Only a little one but it's only about £7
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# death ray lazer micro vision that's what you want

just bought these for a fiver.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha WTF!?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# jewellers magnifying glasses
with little led spots on em, cheap n nasty but surprisingly effective.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# loupes
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
# eye.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
# *headdesks*
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# indeed :)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
# This is freaking awesome!
*wants a set to go over my nerdy specs*
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# ooo, that's nice!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# ^ThiS^
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# this is great
where is everyone?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# It's quite sunny and hot where I am
Perhaps everyone's out catching some rays and playing rounders in the park
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# sunny here
but still bloody cold
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# baking cakes, washing dishes and looking after the twins
thank fuck for telly, they're sitting quietly now
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I've been shopping
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# i don't get to go shopping till tuesday
picking up booze from the shop across the street doesn't count
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# They're down there talking to Dave.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# He is Dave.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# does someone give you a big orange and a copy of the Beezer every time you post that?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Needs more shit.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Aim: I want to eat him.

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha Cleavland Steamer FTMFW!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# WTF
Hahaaha
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# A 2 cock nosh 'ey?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Doing a freaking assignment on forklift safety
My life is one endless thrill
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I want a real one
that'd be badass/lethal
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# It looks stunning
I'm glad you're posting updates, it's great
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# its been on hold now for ages
full steam ahead now, had a peek at your profile just now, your car is fucking lush !
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Heh, thanks Amoeba
She's my pride and joy, no doubt about it. Actually.... you can pretend you're driving if you like... https://vimeo.com/19834418

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# cool
oz looks nice, hope i get to visit it one day
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I draw doodle! :D
Today I was draw some b3ta member's something!!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# draw manbearpig
he's half man, half bear and half pig
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I never seen it...
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Hi Dave.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Dave is *Snip*

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
# He want to make food with his meat.

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# You already dead!! XD

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# XD Yays!!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 18:29, archived)
# this makes me think 1980's tv murder detective serial
:)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# original link.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# haha
or that... :)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Saw a pic on the interwebs showing 'modified' choccy bar wrappers
I had to try it for myself!

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:37, archived)
# tasty :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:56, archived)
# haha
actual lol
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Do bits get stuck between your teeth?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Would you like a chocolate filled with alcohol?
Liqueurs?

Well, if you're offering.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:03, archived)
# If you're offering, then I guess I am :D
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Or is that 'lick 'er'?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:07, archived)
# haha does it smell?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Like a fish/coconut thickshake
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:19, archived)
# yum !!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
#

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
#

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
# These are good, and should be done in real life
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
# :-D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Originated here didn't it?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I was thinking that myself
I remember a few years back seeing a similar thing
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# I dunno - my mate shared it from some facebook group called 'really ghey 2' or something
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Pretty sure it was from around the time I joined.
I think it was hosted on Gizmo's uploader which would explain why it's gone missing.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# These gave me a good laugh
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 18:38, archived)
# A friend's cockatiel died recently
so I made her this from a photo of him while we were chatting online.



I don't tend to pick up the pencil much these days 'cos my eyesight's so borked, I find the tablet and monitor much easier to scribble with, but they can't replicate the drawing experience.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# you did that while nattering?
None too shabby!
Its not as realistic as my camel though.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:58, archived)
# 3D is always cool
I have only just figured out the pencil, to be honest. :) Thanks btw.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
# could you tell me how i unsubscribe from your newsletter?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Simply press the 'ignore' option I suppose
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Please include an SAE.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
# new born corn porn
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Tits oot for the lads
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha
superb

Not seen this before
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:23, archived)
# That;s some sweet, sweet corn.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Fucking hell!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# A-maize-ing!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Nicely!
Always interested to see where other people start on animal/bird pictures - I always do the outline and then the eye. I only carry on if I can get the eye right.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Yes!
I generally do exactly as you do, outline, then rough contours, then the eye placement which is critical or it looks wrong. Details and then shading last
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Cool.
Once the eye's done, it's a case of detail from beak to tail unless there's something critical to the picture. I drew this magpie (3rd one down) and did the tail first - if I gooned it up, then I didn't waste time on the rest of the detail.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# That is one menacing magpie
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:05, archived)
# He just mugged a coot.
And shanked a Redshank.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Gutted a gull?
Shagged a shag?
Stabbed an OAP?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Wow, those are absolutely gorgeous!
I like the Magpie one best though, that's just amazing. I love drawing birds, they're my fave thing to draw, actually. This is another one of those done in pencil on sandpaper.


Is your stuff all pencil or is there some watercolour in there too?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Nice wedgie!
Interesting medium, too. I'm purely a pencil person these days. I used to paint acrylics, but don't get the time to set up, paint and pack away with the kids being older these days. Never painted water colour - can't stand working with the stuff.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Not a fan of watercolours myself, I'm too much of a control freak
I agree with your view of it too. Painting definitely is a thing to do when you have the space and inclination, but yeah, setting up the easel and getting enough space on a table somewhere is something I never seem to have time to do, whereas with pencils, all you need is a chair and something to put your paper on really. Much more likely you'll draw if it's a simpler deal. To be honest, since I got my graphics tablet, I've been pretty obsessed with learning how to do that but it's nowhere near the same medium which frustrates me a bit, but I'm still enjoying the ability to draw/sketch and erase mistakes instantly. Ctrl+Z is a wonderful thing. :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
# It's strangely instinctive to make a mstake in pencils
and look for the backspace key...
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Lovely
Pica pica pic
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Did you make a joke about her liking a "cock or two"?
After all, this is B3TA


Oh hang on, the seventies called and they want that joke back, but they're only coming round later so I'll leave it here for now.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# We're Aussies, that's practically a childhood conversation starter where we come from ;)
Not adverse to the cock myself. *beams*
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
# *rawk*
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] HALO FREIND I MAEK RILISTICK CAMLE 4 U ALL IN THE THREDEE SOFTWEAR

IT CONTAINING MANY POLLYGON AND WAS THREE HOUR RENDERINGS

I HOPE UR ALL LIEK!!!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 9:50, archived)
# is it for a game?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
# YES IT 4 NEW ARABB GAME CALLD CAMLE WORRIOR
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
# it's a bit low polly
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Someone say Polly?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
# 3D CAMLE SIMULATOR
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I went to stroke your camel and was shocked to discover it was only a picture.
This stuff is next level shit, man.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
# THANK U
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Egghumps
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Bonus points for use of comic sans
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Not just any comic sans
3D Comic Sans!!!!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
# *GASP!*
I...I can't handle the awesomeness of this right now...
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Happy weekend b3ta, let's get this party started!
Today I give you a good mix of the new and old, along with that slippery little tit-frog.
Pam St Clement & Ian Dury then Samantha Mathis & Katharine Hepburn then Catherine Tate & Tony Hancock.

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 6:13, archived)
#

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#
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 6:13, archived)
# * Starts singing to himself...
♫ This town
♫ is coming like a ghost town...
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 8:07, archived)
#
Have a cuppa from /links
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 8:10, archived)
# Wow, that is good...
Ning macroscian

ning real
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Aphrodite at the Waterhole.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# youre getting rather good at these multi gif's arent you?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Cheers, I have worked out how to view multiple gifs, in IE before I load them..
that an a bloody long spreadsheet split into 100 millisecond blocks
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
# I can't even comprehend that
but I like the end products, Wobbly :)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Thanks mate....
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
# what he said^
:D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I still think Modern Warfare 3 missed a trick with the scene set in London, by not including the Royals.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Or by being too short.
Shame, because it was the best level in the game.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:09, archived)
# You play secret service/MI5/whatever escorting the Queen out of Buckingham palace as it gets invaded.
The final scene is you getting shot, viewpoint switching to Madge herself, a gun slides across the floor and you snatch it and elegantly blow the faces off three terrorists (in slow motion, of course) before a rescue team bursts in and ushers you out.

Oh and the inevitable comedy scene where a corgi bites one inna nads.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Now THAT would have been impressive.
But what did we get? A truck exploded and sprayed comedy-green gas.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:16, archived)
# The cute american tourist kid did get blown up though, that was a plus.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:19, archived)
# Haha - i know what you mean about the gas
Why is deadly gas always green in films and cartoons?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:25, archived)
# NOVA 5!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:26, archived)
# Because chlorine gas is green. Really cartoon snot green.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:26, archived)
# Bromine is much nicer. Yellow, red or brown, depending on concentration. It's much less deadly though.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:30, archived)
# Iodine vapour is a gorgeous violet, but isn't toxic at all. I think there's a negative correlation between deadlyness and aesthetic appeal.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Are you a terrrrist?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:36, archived)
# A level chemistry.
A whole section on the halogens. There's a rather lovely little experiment with a blob of liquid bromine in a sealed glass tube. Hold the tube and the heat from your hands cause the bromine to turn to vapour which fills the tube. Put it down again and it recondenses.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:42, archived)
# SCIENCE!
i fucking love science
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:15, archived)
# I know someone with 'SCIENCE' tattooed on their leg.
That's how wonderful science is. Someone has the word printed on their body.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:31, archived)
# i know somebody with irresitible tattooed on their back
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:51, archived)
# Really?! Deary me...
I've seen my fair share of 'your' instead of 'you're' tattoos before, but that's something else.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 3:13, archived)
# Scrap that. Iodine is quite toxic.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:44, archived)
# You know why, or would reach the same conclusion.
Green is 'brighter' at the upper end than any other colour to a viewer.
Red works but for film is hard to light up without bleeding or pinking,
blue ends up as cyan, purple is silly and B& etc.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:31, archived)
#
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# That's really quite nice looking.
I bet it does some damage, but still...
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:51, archived)
# It's a nasty irritant
Elemental iodine (I2) is poisonous if taken orally in larger amounts; 2–3 grams of it is a lethal dose for an adult human.

Iodine vapor is very irritating to the eye, to mucous membranes, and in the respiratory tract. Concentration of iodine in the air should not exceed 1 mg/m3 (eight-hour time-weighted average).
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:56, archived)
# Sheeeeit... I don't need that in my life.
I guess, if I'm wearing the right gear I should be fine, but that does all sound particularly nasty; almost like mustard gas.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:15, archived)
# It is.
If you made the gas purple film viewers would laugh before the meatpuppet yelled the re-enforcing line, 'Poison gas!'.
And then Prince would sue you thinking it was a snide slap at his pathetic ego.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:53, archived)
# I think they did the same thing in Black Ops too...
I dunno, I feel like in MW3, Europe got its arse kicked by Cobra Commander, or Dick Dastardly or some other wily villain.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:31, archived)
# MILES MAYHEM
He has a transforming helicopter, yknow.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:37, archived)
# I was going to add Cyril Sneer to the list but... all he really had was a cigar.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:50, archived)
# Oh and you could have chandelliers falling, and battles on great staircases, and the Queen and Phillip making snide remarks about how much everything that gets destroyed cost.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:17, archived)
# I want a gun that fires corgies
that split into individual explosive corgi shits that detonate on contact with the target

that'd be badass
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:21, archived)
# It would need to be mounted on an electric platform, pulling a wagon full of corgis behind it, all yapping in anticipation of their furry fury.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:25, archived)
# It would only move at 4mph, but you would follow your victims relentlesslty. Stalking them, blowing buildings from out of your path.
Always in the distance is the yapping. By the end of it they all have nightmares about the yapping.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:28, archived)
# that's beautiful, man
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:48, archived)
# You line the group up in your sights. BOOM! You fire!
"WRAF WRAF WRAF!" The Corgi Prime flys through the air, tongue lolling joyfully. The corgi deploys! BANG! 24 Sub Corgis seek out their targets.
"WRAFWRAFWRAFRRRRRRWRAFWRAFRRRRWRAFYOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-" x24
BOOOOOM! x24
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:02, archived)
# What'cha you gonna do when Christ's love hits you at 1000 feet/sec?
Explode with joy would be my first guess.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:14, archived)
# ALL KINDS OF FUCKWANK BE GOING ON UP IN THIS JIGGAFUC K
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:30, archived)
# I'm writing this down for safety
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:07, archived)
# The morning chickens have just started sining
and I feel hungry.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 4:03, archived)
# Carnal sins?
edit: 35k?!?!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 4:17, archived)
# well, ok,
but first we have to undress and roll around naked.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 4:38, archived)
# Never! I have my lucky blue bunny suit!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 5:05, archived)
# LOL

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
#

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# HE'S STILL GOOD
KEEP GOING
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:50, archived)
#

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:36, archived)
# makes perfect sense
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:51, archived)
# fuck off back to deviant art
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:38, archived)
# I can't because you keep hogging all the limelight on there you fuck
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:51, archived)
# i bet i do, my shit is very good
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:07, archived)
# it's full of sweetcorn
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Speaking of LOL and pointing,
Have my least pearoasted image ever. I first posted this on Jan 1st 2010 at 3:23am. I was drunkposting

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:40, archived)
# LET'S LOL UNTIL SUCCESS IS EVIDENT!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:51, archived)
# BY OWL LONG SIGN!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
# lets run along by the lochside shouting "lol yay batsadrs! Lol!"
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:03, archived)
# The face says SRS but the voice says LOL
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:46, archived)
# And the knees say ORIGAMI
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:49, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:52, archived)
# And it was in that moment that Plain McBlankface had a premonition.
And that was "LOL I JUST KILLED A BLOKES HEAD OFF"
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:43, archived)
# IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND
HE'S ONLY GOING TO BE MISSING HIS MOST OF HIM
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Is this the drunk thread?


Quite pissed right now, so have this stupid picture drawn by an idiot.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:41, archived)
# SOMEONE JUST KILLED A FOXES HEAD OFF!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:55, archived)
# WHAT DASTARDLY FIEND WOULD DO SUCH A THING?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:03, archived)
# DUNNO MAN, SOME GUY OR SOMEONE LIKE THAT
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:06, archived)
# THE BASTARD! CALL THE COPS!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:08, archived)
# *furtively tries to hide the hounds, horses, and horn behind the couch*
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:17, archived)
# *gasps* THE TOFFS! LEG IT!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:23, archived)
# hooray for cartoon neck bones!


Ive had the creative spark tonight - started a new personal pic for a friend. He likes tentacles. On my third can.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:59, archived)
# This would look great as a statuette, if it isn't one already ^^
A friend of mine asked me to draw Aphex Twin today. I... have no idea why.

Getting that devilish smirk to look right is really fucking difficult. XD
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:05, archived)
# it'll all end up smelling like bad seafood
:D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Taters, I love this
Somehow she reminds me of Cherry from Studio Killers, proportions-wise too.
www.zeitgeistworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/studio-killers-560x315.jpg

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 3:38, archived)
# i seem to remember that was partly inspiration for this image.
to do it in a similar style.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 8:03, archived)
# Yup - as thor said, she was the main inspiration for this character
Love the chunky, simplified style of her.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 8:13, archived)
# If you're having vixen trouble I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a fox aint one.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:05, archived)
# I saw a response poster to a KONY 2012 poster in town the other week.
Said something like;
"If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids, and you saved none."

Or something like that.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Yays cut off!! :D

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:13, archived)
# Well, shit. You came prepared!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:17, archived)
# Yes. :3
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:30, archived)
# they had to split
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:25, archived)
# Yeah. :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 6:59, archived)
# Again with that fucking pelican!
Why?
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 9:06, archived)
#
Mine: pelican?
Maria: Please see popular list. Mine.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
# They couldn't even ring for help...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
# hahah!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:04, archived)
# oooof!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# haha! lovely stuff :)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:23, archived)
# spang!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bloody brilliant! :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 3:39, archived)
# Heh
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# What face matching algorythm am I using?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha, excellent.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
#
nissan main dealer
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:14, archived)
# I'm using the Z3400.02b algorithm
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Nice I am still on the .01a!!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
# ow ow OW!
half-nelson
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
#
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#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Dennis the Epileptic-Trigger?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
#
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#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Dennis the Spectrum Loading Screen
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:49, archived)
# fucked.
up.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:56, archived)
# R
Tape Loading Error.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:17, archived)
#
. needs sounds .
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:23, archived)
#
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#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
# FILTH!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:11, archived)
# FLIGHT OF THE MASTURBATOR!
....."cum-pliant"
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# '...i'm not the one who leaks...'
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:13, archived)
# I just don't know where you get your ideas from
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
#

Me... bored?!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Facecat!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# lolol
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# My god, it's full of FUCK.
Wrong movie, but FUCK it. FUCK it hard.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Open the FUCK bay doors
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't FUCK that, Dave.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:55, archived)
# CaC
I'd feed the bugger to that cap-eating monster.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:30, archived)
#
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#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:15, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Flight of the Cirencester?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha what?!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# fucking hell
the annie one is rather creepy.
And the one with the monkey
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# ginger snaps
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# funny. I should have thought of that.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:09, archived)
# there is so much win involved here
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# The last two seconds make it
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# hahahaha
it is rather fetching
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# this ^
hahaha
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:13, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Indeed.

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# This is important.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
# This seems strangely familiar, where's it from?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:39, archived)
#
familiar arousing
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
# If you're talking about the redhead, it's fromn "Fire walk with me".
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Fantomas - Mike Patton - Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 3:44, archived)
# howls :D
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha!
wonderous!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 9:39, archived)
# The Manuel family
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:16, archived)
# ANNIE'S MANNY FANNY
You can bet your bottom dollar
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Hi Discomeats, I made a thing out of your name
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Dance Party!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# thar be meat
thar be dancin'

all is in order
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:55, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
how queer.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:33, archived)
# SEXEH MEN FEET
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:26, archived)
# haha...........here's another for the family album
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
# fucking priceless!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
# ^ What she said!
* With dicks

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# love love love love love love it :D
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:23, archived)
# classic
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# He's so cutesy wutesy!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Fucking hell.
*giggles like a loon...then notices the left hand....*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Seams like a good place for this.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I'm glad to see the tradition of figurehead-carving has been revived
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Oh lawd,
That LOL sign makes it totally giggleworthy
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 3:42, archived)
# Would, would
would, wouldn't
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotta have a bit of classic Jeff Minter - Mutant Camel FTW
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# That thing'd take all my pocket money...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:26, archived)
# This was an fucking excellent game
and I now want to put my Amiga back together so I can play it again :D

I tried Minter's XBLA offering, wasn't impressed.
With his recent rant about how the sales were really low he kind of missed the point: NO-ONE BOUGHT SPACE GIRAFFE BECAUSE IT WAS PANTS
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# oh noes!
did he ever have an original idea anyway?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
# My brother and me used to play this on my Amiga 500 in th 90's
It was wonderfully bizarre.

Pretty sure you can get emulators for it these days :)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I liked llamatron
but it was just robotron

ultimately

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
#
Get the free Ultratron demo
Every Puppygames offering is a work of art
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# wee bang bang flash bang bang
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:02, archived)
# .... with more llamas
:)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# sexy sexy llamas
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# I always had a thing for difficult-to-control isometric games myself
Like Head Over Heels or D/Generation.

Maybe I'm a sucker for punishment.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:11, archived)
#
This is very wonderful (and free):
retrospec.sgn.net/game-links.php?link=hoh

It's the most faithful remake I've ever seen. Plus it's so much easier to see where Head is flying over when he has a shadow under him :)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Aha!
I've actually played that version and it is indeed exceptional - it's the only time I managed to complete it too :) I upgraded PCs a while back and it doesn't seem to be compatible with this one though :(
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
# LLamatron was freaking brilliant
Oh the amiga days.....
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Woo!
I miss having a quick waggle.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Can I buy some parts for my spare droid please?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I've got a faulty motivation unit
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# I'm a little apathetic myself at the moment.....
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# My sink is out of sync.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Have either of those two got any parts for spare droids?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:06, archived)
# That joke didn't work the first time.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Yes it did.... it's the funniest thing ever written on b3ta as a reply...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:16, archived)
# "^what she said"
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
# What time are you making tea tonight?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
# 15 minutes ago.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I'll have to sneak out of the cupboard and get my own then...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
# You ever see 'Jackass-the movie"...room full of mouse traps....?.......
............................................................yeah.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:32, archived)
# No I didn't....
But now I have the idea, be careful when you get into bed tonight!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Ah-ha! You assume I sleep in a bed.
I am vampire...nosferatu.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# It was you I saw at Whitby then...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I told you to stay in that cupboard, and never come out.
Do you want to end up like Renfield?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Just remember to check the lid for any signs of super glue
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Let's rock!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:10, archived)
# He's got his Tribs robe on.
Dude got style.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
#

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Dude hangs with the Rat Pack too...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# VWUMMMM
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Thanks.
It needed that.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Nom nom....
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# :-) I said yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah, I'm the invisible man!
If the scatman can I can too! :-)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# ^^ He is my favorite singer.
XD
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# He can scat :-)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# He can't, man.
He deid.

With a huge shit eating grin on his face.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Well lets face it...
Eating shit is enough to put a grin on anyones face...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# especially spicy poo!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# If only I could curl up into a tight ball like a hedgehog when that happens..... a never ending cycle of joy...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# that'd be the best thing ever
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
# A Hoover pipe works quite well while avoiding back strain...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# and the flexible ones enable a simultaneous yoga practice
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# You seek Yoga, take you to him I can..
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:03, archived)
# You're entering a world of Yoge-hurt
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Mixes in a melted camel....
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
# :-D
I once saw the Scatman's world album in Book Off for a few hundred yen :-D

Scatman is ace
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Indeed ^^
Ohh You know the "Book Off" ^^
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:28, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Don't scoff it all in one go.... ;-)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Long time ago in galaxy far far away…
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Ouch!
They always travel in single file to hide their numbers....
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:45, archived)
# what if one of their backpacks breaks, and all the numbers fall out onto the sand and shit
what then man, what then? tell me man, what then? tell me! tell me! tell me!

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I don't know I don't know I don't know.....
It's like what happens if you were looking at them from the side and not the front.... surely they would then be better of traveling in paralel to hide their numbers instead... like what if what if...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# arg arg! that just messes with my head, man
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Obi Wan was just a senile old twat really.....
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# I don't know why they don't melt...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# weirdly reminds me of this :D
youtu.be/9nGeLEyiUgc

extreme couch dune surfing hehehe
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler had the Hump for a while in the late Thirties/early Fourties
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely stuff :-)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:00, archived)

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