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# meant for the camel competition :(
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Has the challenge changed?
HAS IT?



(no, not yet)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
# teeefffss
are messin mit me.. aagghh..
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Compo it by posting it again in a new thread.
That's the new way.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Twice to make sure
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# I understand it's de rigueur around these parts
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Using the term de rigeur is the new de rigeur on the BBC news website.....
Never seen it used on there untill this week, but three time so far now...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
# At least I can spell de rigueur
Pah!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Haha, no I'll leave mine as proof that you misspelt it in the first place ;-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Eh?


:-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
# haha..! :-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# hehe watch it....
the edit nazis are not far behind :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Cadburys camelmel
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Camelbury camelcamel
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
# At least they don't appear to rot your teeth looking at the picture...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
# This board works a bit funny init...
i couldn't see the reply to thread button on the competition page hence chucking it here...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
# awwww :D and welcomes :D
this is the right place.. choose *a challenge entry* from the drop down list, just underneath the box you type in when you make a post..
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
# yeah
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# fuck yeah :)
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:21, archived)
# You post the picture here, but specify compo entry rather than normal at the time you post
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# This is the right place for it, you can't reply in the compo stream
To compo it, edit your post, and you'll see a little drop-down menu (currently showing "This is a normal post") that lets you add it to any of the open challenges
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Just use Edit
and you have an option to pop it in the challenge - and the place was very correct
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 5:30, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Look at him forlornly running after his stupid car!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Run after stupid car;
Little wall no barrier;
CCTV watches.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# \o/
Can you do this for every gif?
It's very helpful.
;D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Gets out my washing ;-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# why, have you sold
aaghhh fuckit i'm hallucinating

*goes for a brew*
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Our master returns :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Girl on surf machine;
Qui Gon doesn't like fattys;
The force strikes again.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
# HaikMu
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
# BEN!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Nice one Jahled
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Grayscale bicycle;
Where have all the colours gone?;
Your balance needs work.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# My little pony stole my colours
and yes, she is a clumsy cow!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Needs more Tit Frog.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# That's only 4 syllables
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# What is it with you and the tit frog?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
# He makes the boobs jiggle.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Needs more tit frog;
He makes the boobs jiggle;
Haiku Broken.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Bored of that now.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Here's a haiku about you to commemorate you not doing haikus anymore
Rainbow dinosaurs
They are things Mu likes to draw
They do rainbow poos
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Totally profiling this.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:51, archived)
# I'm honoured
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Done.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# I have to go make more Flan pics.... o/
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Bye nuclear.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
# See ya's.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# true...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Nicely.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I half-expected her to fly out of the frame on the right
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# My girlfriend bought me a new nodding dog. I hate the Thing!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE DASCHBOARDS
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# FRESH SPANGS FOR YOU, BOY
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# *glee*
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Bravo
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# You gotta be fuckin' kidding...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# but what are his opinions on the nodding dog
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Thanks for noticing...
I utterly love The Thing BTW ;)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Can we not escape the yiff porn?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# FucK :)
kill it with hammers
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# haha :D convenient for holding
parking tickets
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# the thing rules :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Aww yes.....
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:13, archived)
# But will it win a second term?
:)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# probably
then again it'll make no difference....it never does :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:23, archived)
# ^This this and this
Shame on us all to put up with this. No matter what you vote for you get the same. In the pockets of bankers and big business. There is no choice any more apart from penguins and loony left/right.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Eww that's rather grim
but nicely done.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# horrifying and excellent
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
# try to play gif
the first gif I send to it
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# yoda! i think name you should change to!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# A transparent one too ;-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
# you fucking what?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
# ^ brill
has he been told to go for a long wait?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# (he doesn't know he's on a loop) o/
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Or maybe a short stand..
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Can he get me a can of Tartan Paint please?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Along with a bucket of steam?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:24, archived)
# A nice hot cup of snow is what you need.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# and a pint of pigeon's milk
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
# m'kay mr mackey
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Is now hawnted by the sex scean with miss chocks on dick.....
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# hahahaha chokes :D
mmmmm BIG purple pants...

edit: also thinking of the acid/ballon head episode
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# M'kay ;-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# mmmmmk'ay :))
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Balloon head acid trip was a classic...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Drugs are good. MmmKay?!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# well m'kay :))
PS did you let him out again?! bah!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
# He's that pissed and stoned all the time, he has no idea who's in or out running riot every night...!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
# All true!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# And I wonder why I'm still waiting for my jam sandwiches that i asked for a week ago....
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
# I hope you like my special 'Ball Jam'.
XD
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Comes with its own floss...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Ha ha....I can't wait to try out my new whips on you.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Wear your wimple..!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Hurrah!! i'll be very quiet :D :D
and bring my own vanity unit
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Bring some ropes too. I'm fresh out.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
# *fevered knitting*
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Just don't accept a jam sandwich if he offers you one....
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:00, archived)
# even if i'm feeling peckish?!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
# I wouldn't :-)
Bugger shower time.................
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# o_O
guessing this is not scone based foolery then...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
# You fuck'dup
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# *Awaits*
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# It took him a year and 11 days to get that far.
I wouldn't hold your breath.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# ^what she said
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# This may be a while
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# maybe her leg grew back
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# I think one of Moggy's extra personalities has broken out
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha yay :-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# pbbllllt
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# \o/ Success!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# All the gif had been absorbed by it been a dog
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# An updog?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# A gif has frames that work
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Venn diagram
Things with frames that work
( spectacles, art galleries, .gifs) ........................( This image )
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# :-)
Edit; found it from the dawn of time.....
www.b3ta.com/board/3758125
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Damn
Come back SFN !!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:35, archived)
# I like sprouts.
I like to go into stores, and touch them.

People say "what the fuck are you doing, man?"

and I point, and a sensually say, "sprouts" and touch the sprouts.

Sometimes the security guard grabs me and drags me away, I scream at the top of my voice "THIS IS HEMLOCK! HEMLOCK I SAY"

I always come back though, no matter how many times they stop me.

I always come back, and touch the sprouts.

Can you feel the sprouts? I can, they are so soft.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# SPROUTS
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# A ship laden with sprouts
is a ship laden with happy sailors!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Salad Fingers - episode 83
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I think not
touching spoons is madness! It'll lead to inexplicable feminine dryness!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Rusty spoons, wrapped in tender, succulent sprout leaves.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Alright Moggy?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# one year and some of lurk
and this is the opening act
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I can only assume English isn't their first language.
Aaaaand that's all I've got right now.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:08, archived)
# oh yes :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Cockbotherer!
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
# here come some more!!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Call beige rectangle
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# And
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# maybe there's something funny inside
;D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Dead Prostitutes
In clowning garments.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# awwww! you peeked
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# HAA HAA!!! First real laugh of the day! XD
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# whirr,click,buzz,whirr,click,buzz
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# like a 1992 album cover
by a band from Huddersfield or somewhere like that

apart from the animation of course. Very nice :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# That's wonderful *click*
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# ooh nice...bit more to it than mine... but meh :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# What a finely constructed wanking machine!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Nice ear twitch
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:05, archived)
# This is wonderful
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# wooo be!!
wooo be wooo be woobe wooo be infernal
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# When the Borg went steam punk....
Edit; My coment just had me singing this, classic bit of old school....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oz3_o5w7M
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Nice headgear
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
# now do a woman's if you can find enough cogs that do nothing!
missing apostrophe found under bellybutton fluff! sorry.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# You're missing an apostrophe there genius
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# FP this.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# I'm hidding ;-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# 'OL
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# FTW!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Eliptical cogs turning square shafts attached to triangle gears.....
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# It's toblerone....
Sorry, what?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 5:27, archived)
# this is class :D
what, no fp(yet)?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Woo Nicely
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# great place for a day out
:D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# And in tomorrow's papers...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# DIDYOUMAKETHISI'VEBEENBURNEDONCEBYAREBBECABROOKESPOSTISHALLNOTLETITHAPPENAGAIN
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# he's just scanned the early edition
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Gwilty as charged, your honour
I did it all meself. It's a fair cop.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I DEMAND A PUBLIC INQUIRY!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# wot a scorcher =)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# PERVerting
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Hehehe
But what's Danny Baker got to do with it?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# TJ: does anyone know about collectable game stuff?
I just found this in a box of stuff:

It's some promotional game thing for ICO that came with a postcard of the girl, sealed in bubble wrap that says "Look after her" on the back.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# You need a new keyboard Toasty.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# buy me one then
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Ok.
Which one?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Christ man, 20 minutes to pick a keyboard?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# that girl looks Brian Froud-ish
is it anything to do with him ?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# If I know the collectables market* it's probably worth nothing now that it's been exposed to Earth's atmosphere.
* which I don't really
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Find where such things are sold or a fanclub, not an ideal time to sell collectables tho'.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# ICO did pretty well in sales, so maybe there's some value in this.
Best just looking about online, see if there's any others like this on auction, etc.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I am playing this right now! I would happy to take this off your hands for the price of the postage :D
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:54, archived)
# a lot of people will be shocked when they see this tomorrow
the price just shot up by 20 pence
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# hehe :D
"Uninformed," surely?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] A poem I wrote when I was about 6 or 7.


Thanks to my pal Olaf for informing me that the image challenge this week was about camals.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
# bast of all the animals
did the priest spray you with 'holy water'?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Oi!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# NEVER COME NEAR!
with your holy cock
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Never mind, you'll soon be 8.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
# best titile for a poem ever
:D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I remember when I was in nursery/reception/whatever
and drew a visual representation of 'Born Slippy' by Underworld.

I am so not even kidding... fuck knows where it is though.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# I WAS IN UNIVERSITY WHEN THAT CAME OUT YOU FUCK!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
# o_______o
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# meh, I was raving and popping E when it was all new man!
booting round the countryside avoiding the pigs and all that :)

I wore a lot of lime green I seem to recall
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# A single white glove and a referee's whistle?
Did you have a bloody glo-stick too?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# didn't have a glove
this was pre glow sticks! Sinex and lots of chewing gum
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# haha.. yeah & hand painted boots with daygo laces..
leggings, home print Ts, old tartan shirts from back when Clock House (C&A) was THE SHIT

and i was already out of uni & working LOLS ... but i only feel old when i listen to the charts of a sunday

edit: C&A still exist?? fuuuck
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I listen to Radio4, that way I shouldn't feel old 'til at least 70.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# fustian for the ears :-)
radio 2 'ain't bad for that either
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Bloody latecomers, free festivals for me.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I'd have been 8.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Lolugonnadiesoongrandad
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# NURSE!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# according to this maths I died 9 years ago
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# With your fondness for zombies I'm not surprised by this news.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I was just looking at a picture I did for a magazine ages ago
dated 1994 a year before Born Slippy came out :(
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# game of canasta?
I'll bring the soup
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# how old are you? 12? 13?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# 18/19 by my count.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# 20 :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I'm 24, shit just gets worse from here.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# I'm almost old enough to be your dad
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Are you a (mostly)alcoholic pagan with a full satanic alter in his spare room?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Cool.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Did I mention that he knows Kung Fu?
Not even making this shit up.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Even better
sadly I'm also old enough to be your dad.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# He once Kung Fu'd a ghost.
Still not making this up. It didn't work like, but he tried it.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Mushrooms and booze is a terrible thing.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Wow, full-on new age fruit-loopery.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Her dead dog came to see her at my cousin's wedding.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# no other than the first bit
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# You're mostly?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# I can confirm this. I had a midlife crisis on my 20th birthday.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
# That means you'll die at 40
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# {:-D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I don't know how to feel about this. XD
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# live for today... you'll never have to worry about crows feet
or jowls
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# or rampant nostril/ear hairs
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# or when it becomes inappropriate to continue
to go clubbing
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# or that people look too young to be driving
or Policing
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Despite only being 20, I feel as though I've missed out on loads.
Like I want to start producing music, but all my idols started when they were, like, 15 or 16. I dunno, I feel sort of late to the party on that one.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Do it anyway, if you really like it enough.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I plan to; I've got about 4 months of nothing ahead of me, so I'll make a start soon. :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Get a job, Hippy.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I'm actually looking for one of those too.
But is there really anyone out there who wants a graphic designer for just 4 months?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
# ^exactly this
you never stop learning stuff, if you're genuinely interested just go for it :D

this year i've learnt how to animate in gif, improved my PS skillzzz, and just started playing with me 'ole bamboo..

seriously, c'mon...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I guess I just feel disheartened that everyone else seems to have started much sooner.
But this is very true, and it's something I've wanted to do for a while now.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# i don't think *everyone else* has started sooner..
significant misconception.. but i think your generation has a whole internet/social media load of other stuff competing against you and for your attention, which didn't exist 20 years ago..

imagine that doesn't help your perceptions much.

fuck listen to me, fetch me fucking pipe & slippers!!
shit evolves over time though, honest :D go with it...
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Yeah...
I do know there's some brilliant artists out there who started much later than 20, so I guess all is not lost.

I'll have to ask people in the know, see if they can give me any advice on where to start; I'm thinking of doing something similar to French house/electro, so at least I've got some idea of what I want to do.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Chronological age or shoe size?
{;-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Young b3tan is young
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Oooh, I feel all weak.

And yet strangely powerful.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Which ex-b3tan are you now?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# wait a moment
how fucking long are this demon child's demon arms!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Soul-grabbing long.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Remind me to kill Olaf.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I imagine Olaf has a huge mustache
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Yeah, I do too.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# I am he
and unfortuantely I don't, sorry.
(Olaf on another board)

why do you have to kill me Mu?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# LOL enough?
Ok, so for clarity, given the comments below!

1) Beaumont Alexander is the (fictional) protagonist of a book called The Vanity Game (see www.beaumontalexander.com) for details, published by Blasted Heath (http://blastedheath.com/?p=5720).

2) Serge is fictional Beaumont's fictional agent.

3) The post on Beaumont's *spoof* blog about this cover is a joke. The whole Beaumont blog is a joke. Pretty obviously so, no?

4) The picture is original. I made it. I'm not Beaumont, because Beaumont is fictional. I'm the publisher. It's all in jest. A spoof. Book marketing etc etc. But the pic is original, promise. Hate mail to kyle@blastedheath.com x




Click for bigger (216 kb)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:37, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# EDIT
Naughty naughty...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Pfft
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I think he'd be making more of a farting noise
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# How does one type that out, by the way? If he'd been exhaling hard.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# pbbllllt
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Haha! Very good first effort :)
Welcome aboard!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
#


EDIT: Read the FAQ you tool
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I could watch this all night, that cat is crying out to have a lightsaber put in it's paw....
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# why'd the cat go?
and I'd love to know how high it's jumping
*spots other peoples edits - oh, bad show
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I just got back from the shop all excited looking forward to watching it some more....
The cat looks like its claw catches a ladies jack that is probably hanging on a standard hight cloths peg, so I'd say about 4 feet give or take however much...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Satire _/
Topical √
Tits √
Ginger √
N00b on a Tuesday. DOES NOT COMPUTE... INVESTIGATING....

RESULT: USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE. USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE. USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# ^THIS!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# it was all going so well too
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Shameful (for us).
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I was so impressed I checked out his website.
I mean the address is right there man!

I was so upset when I got there, I just wanted to lash out you know? Break something. Hurt someone.


I never thought it would be me.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Damn, I put it into google but didn't get any hits.
Well no, I go thousands, but all the original source.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# well, unless Serge is his alter-ego!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
#
Close. Serge is fictional. Beaumont is fictional. The pic is original, made by me. Who am I? Kyle MacRae, the publisher behind the book in which Beaumont is the protagonist. All a bit of fun.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# I did the same. A little investigation is all it took.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
# I didn't notice his site at the bottom :(
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# I am shocked and outraged
and feel cheated
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# it hurts deep inside doesn't it
like it will never stop hurting, and in a way, you don't want it to
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# D'aww... I feel massively cheated now. I think I'm going to drink tonight.
Well, I kind of have to, I got my grades back for this year, and passed with flying colours :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# congrats
could it be your tutor feared the wrath of b3ta if he/she gave you poor marks ?
the threat of being ridiculed as an internet meme for all time ?
not wanting to take anything away from ur art skillz, just saying
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# I should have actually got a higher grade
but apparently, I was too casual in my work, when really, I should be treating it as a job.

I dunno, it seems a little counter-intuitive, being on an art and design course and all.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# treat it like a job ? steal paper clips and knock off early ?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# It's pretty much what that sentence translated to in my mind, yeah. :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
#
Yes he did. Read between the lines. Or look here:

blastedheath.com/?p=5720
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I looked there.
I didn't understand. What is the site supposed to be doing?
I kept finding dead links or this: www.hjhampson.com/2012/03/11/permanence/ where I learned that HJ Hampson is under the impression that nonetheless is three separate words.
It doesn't make me want to read his/her book - which is what I think the site is trying to do. But I'm not sure.
What is the site supposed to be doing?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I think you badly miscalculated how this place works
If you are a newbie, don't post and run; look at the havoc you have caused.

Also comment on other people's work, this is not a place to simply whore your own stuff and be silent on everything else.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# :)
welcome aboard
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# haha!
chipping norton sweat
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Ha Ha
More of this!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Doing TIME
Welcome to b3ta; it's a scream
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# The bear agrees
●ᴥ●
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# it's going to eat your rabbit
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
#

(~\ _
\ \ / \
\ \___/ /\\
| , , | ~
( =v= )
` ^ '
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
#
...................................
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# where did you find that?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
# In the woods.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# MYTH UPHELD!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Hello new person!
This is ace and I heartily endorse the front page viewing it will receive.

EDIT:

"If it looks too good to be true then it probably is."

*puts away lube*
this one's going in dry, I'm afraid.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Serge will be happy
Beaumont - ask Serge to sign up to B3ta!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# shenanigans?
Arses. I thought this one was a keeper.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
# NINJA EDIT: woah beau wrong way to go
I bet he feels the right tit
like you
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# WHOA!!
Let's be very clear about this, lovely b3ta peeps.

1) Beaumont Alexander is the (fictional) protagonist of a book called The Vanity Game (see www.beaumontalexander.com) for details [EDIT - no dot in beaumontalexander]

2) Serge is his (fictional) agent.

3) The post on Beaumont's blog about this cover is a joke. The whole Beaumont blog is a spoof. Pretty obviously so.

4) The picture was made by me, Kyle, part of Blasted Heath, the publisher behind The Vanity Game, posting on here as Beaumont as part of the ongoing fun we're havign with the character. It's an original pic. I made it! Me!

Do I have to fall on a sword now?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# this makes it sound like you posted it as an advert
which is even more frowned upon
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# ^What Toasty said
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# well done
"I have no doubt that the lack of evidence against me will be borne out in court"
She does know she is being charged with destroying evidence, doesn't she?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes quite :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Spotted!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Good point.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Feckin' Brill
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# That's going to be one messed up kid.......Also: You didn't make this.

NEVER TRUST A NOOB!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# If it's something you have been sent, post it as a link on the links board, generally regarded as being over => there.
This board is for posting pictures you have made/tweaked yourself.

Cheers.

/getoutofjailfree blog
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
#
See my post above. I did make this pic myself.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I suspect the title should also be "doing" time.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# me slow
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# pbbllllt
(thanks mr Mu)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha glad I scrolled
for once
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# *SLAP*
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# ^ThiS
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# frankly i don't care whether this post was made by you, beaumont, serge or some weird semi-fictional advertising agency
because it made me laugh, and hence i'm giving it a click
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:57, archived)
# am it teim for pitch forks?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
# a classic line - I lolled when I heard that on the radio
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha
She's a bit fucked isn't she
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:17, archived)
# not as much as she will be in prison
they'll be whittling her a special 'friend' out of a table leg right now

if she's a good girl, they might even sand it
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Harsh, she might be rich enough to buy protection from the top dog
Or have a very boring time in solitary for a few years
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
# I'd like to think so,
But more likely 6 months' suspended thrown out on appeal and she goes home with a couple of hundred grand of our money.

Friends of Dave, innit?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Christ, I hope not
I was just thinking there are an awful lot of people within the establishment Murdoch has put the dirt on, who want some vengeance.

She chose her master
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I bet Dave won't make a peep about any of this
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# He wont
He knows she's guilty as sin
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# not in public, no.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# hehehe quite baffling.. :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
# 15Kg's of 1p's and 2p's equals £42.13p :-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
# :)
I'm not looking forward to carrying that lot to the bank, the coins are in one of those mini Heineken kegs which is 3/4 full
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
# You could have bought one of these if they hadn't been stolen!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# 14.99828kg's is £41.13
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Hahaha, you are absolutly right (At a guess as i'm not rechecking) I rounded it down ;-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:37, archived)
# You'd see him ripped off by a whole .483 pence!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I should know better than to think I could get away with it after seeing superman...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# So by your maths I'm assuming that a 2p coin is twice the weight of 1p?
I'm glad royal mint didn't carry on with this formula, otherwise a 50 note would weigh 17.8kg.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Haha, yes...
2 half pence pieces used to weigh the same as one 1p ect, two 1p's the same as one 2p ect copper coin amounts add up...
Silver coins used to be the same, but not anymore....
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Oh yes, and...
8p in copper coins (any combination) weighs 1oz. Just don't ask how I know this or where I find it useful.

a 10p pieces still weighs the same as 2x5p (though it's probably all in metric now)

And 2p pieces are 1 inch in diameter, handy for getting the distances on a 2miles to the inch road atlas, if you're too tight to have got a satnav that is.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Alan Titchmarsh brings a new meaning to "green fingers."
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Apart from anything else
the green goes with her hair
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Vaguely relevant last minute challenge pearoast
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Can't beat smoking a good bit of green....
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# yeuchhh..homegrown crap
terrible stuff ..prefer psychedelic to psychotic
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Green's just a general nonspecific term for for any kind of grass rather than hash round where i come from :-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:42, archived)
# I realise....also as a reference to homegrown .....it's took over the uk
sad state of affairs :(
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Is it the industrial super strength mind blowing "Almost acid like trippy stuff" you don't like...
When all you wan't is something just to mellow a little?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
# nothing acid-like about it...I've had loads of acid..haven't we all...forty years back it was all beeeeautiful stuff
with the green there's an "intensity" ...and nothing more.....none of the senses are heightened at all......just that you can't get out the chair.depends what you want from a smoke I suppose.Plus it smells and tastes vile....good dope smells like perfuuuuume :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
# I'v not touched acid for about 25 years! some great times, then 1 bad trip one day and forever bad after that :-(
As for the smoke you're on about, I was born in 65, so have probably never had anything like the stuff your refering to..
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:36, archived)
# And he wonders why his villans are all so scary, he's got canabis psychosis!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Roll up Roll up.
Bangertime.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# they must be good for you, they're green
also this
(excuse the thread jack)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# not a happy bunny
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:29, archived)
# The Sun's headline? "ROBBERY AT THE KNOBBERY"
Or "RUBBER ROBBERS RABBLEROUSING".

I'm here till Thursday, try the steak.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha nice one. What's the betting this is front page news for The Sun tomorrow ?
I love their random lead stories when there's a phone hacking revelation.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I want revenue if that gets picked.
So by tomorrow, I could be the proud owner of a check for 2.75. Good times.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Brilliant way to pay off the student loans
wonder who hatched the idea, her or her father?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Makes you wonder what course she did at uni.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Rampant Raiders rabbit with rumpo range
Sorry, that's a 'meh' attempt at a headline.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Day light rubbery robbery! £27.50p each...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
# haha bonkers :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Who the fuck sets up a sex shop with their dad?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Samantha Fox?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Kent Cigarettes
Actually brought out an asbestos filtered ciggie www.complichek.com/images/ad_Kent.jpg
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:29, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Is that moggy responding to some of her feedback?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# XD I kill you XD
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Hey Embee
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# ?__?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Ooh I missed that, cheers
(had to take Moggy off ignore again to see it)

but that's rather lovely, I've been asking JJ to draw something like that for years and he's never done it
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
# I...
What?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Japanese PMT's a bitch!
:D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I think I love this headbanging girl.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
# I bet she let a little *parp* out when exerting herself there.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# hoohoo
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
# BoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoing
Boing
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Poing?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:42, archived)
# *prints retraction in small-print on page 37*
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Good thing she put a towel down.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I love the clapping girlies in the background.
This needs an oompah-band soundtrack, I'm sure of it. :-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# The three girls in the background are so casual about it all
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Hey, it's Japan.
They probably saw weirder shit on the walk there.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Smashing some roof tiles with her head, whatevs...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Top stuff sir :-)
woo!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# ooh, she give good head
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha BOFF!!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
# A 'Showgirl' you say?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
# *saves in special folder*
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# ;D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Heeeeey YOU Guuuuys!
:D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Oi, such a schnozz!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# I'd forgotten about this...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
# pull my finger
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:29, archived)
# I love your user name :-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Ha
Forgotten about that as well :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# My advice is don't fail him! ;-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Ginj by Ninj
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# All things ginger
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# ahahaha yes!!!!111one
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
# phowar!! :D
this is getting better as the night progresses, for some reason
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Yer, like, whateva...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Woo
This wins a prestigious and highly sort after GOLD THREE STAR DEEP ONE AWARD

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# I shall wear it with the utmost pride =)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Hmm.
I recognise that beasty.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Woo!
That is all the aceness
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Heh heh =)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# =D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# haha, winnar
actually, not any more :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:45, archived)
# hehehe :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:24, archived)
# O HAI POPULAR GIF
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha! Took me about 2 minutes =D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:13, archived)
# THIS IS MY TREASURE!!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# 554737_548849107542_271100309_1036065_1051801971_n LOL!
(alternatively, RIS)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Probably something to do with game of thrones
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# nah
just me being jealous of his treasure.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# are you the ghost pixie in the corner?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Ghost pixie? That's fucking Bilbo Baggins sunshine and don't you forget it.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Who fuck he?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# looks like Harry Potter to me
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# No,...it's actually Daniel Radcliffe.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Is it really?
I don't really watch kids' wizard films but I seem to remember him being speckier and less beardy than that
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Of course in that case it could be a really clever reference to Harry Potter And Leopard Walk Up To Dragon
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# again, no dude
just a stupid image.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha, fucking brilliant :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
# It's like when you meet William Shatner in real life. You don't say, "Hey! Captain Kirk!"
You say, "Hello, Mr.Shatner."
You have to separate fiction from reality.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Are you sure about that?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Really?
I think that translucent blue bloke has his eye on it
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Bonk
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# A car accident - she could sue
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# OPEN THE DOOR!
Hahahaha this made me larff :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I always worry that I'm going to end up in one of these videos
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Dizzy Moo!
WOO sir :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Nice one Herman :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# pfft just seen this on Reddit....minus Obi of course
small world
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Arf push
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# What is this I don't even
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
# She was a Sith Lord.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Haha, what the hell happened there?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Skeksis used to scare the s**t out of me.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Fuckin' hell! D:
It looks like someone set fire to Big Bird.

EDIT: I feel ashamed that I had to Google this.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Google what?
"Setting fire to Big Bird"
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Apparently, this man did
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Seems to be a closed account...
There was that gruesomely hilarious video of someone torching a Tickle Me Elmo doing the rounds a while back though...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Link fixed
Apparently, he once set fire to big bird. I get sad when people do stuff like that.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
#
get sad wank
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I saw one where they rigged him with explosives and shot him.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Nah, that Skeksis fella up there.
I knew I'd seen something like it before, but just couldn't picture it.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# mmm gelfling
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Ah nostalgia nostalgia
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# nostalgia isn't nearly as good as when i was a lad
we had proper nostalgia back then. Ah, it take me back to when it took me back...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Agreed. they really don't make nostalgia like they used to.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# I do
In fact I've got better at it as the years have gone by
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
# That was a fun film, only saw it for the first time a year or so back.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# the sequel has been in production for years now
*goes off to check what's keeping it*
started 2006, put on hold, new directors 2010, back on hold again 2011
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# No thanks..
...i'd prob poo myself at the cinema.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I hear they're doing a fraggle version of Full Metal Jacket
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# In Grouchland, the wind doesn't blow, it sucks
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# jesus i saw this at the cinema, i feel old :(
i too was terrified of the skeksis too, it's quite unnerving even by today's standards
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# They're right up there..
...with Zelda from Terrahawks
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# hehe yeah, no wonder i'm so unbalanced!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# "by today's standards"?
Kids' films are never scary these days. That's half the trouble with them.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# yeah true, they seem to lack conviction more than anything
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Ooh 3333 posts
You, that is
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Dark crystal?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# 80s make-up/special effects
were always very splattery.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# The artist's impression of the Shard is so much better than the real thing
They used shinier glass in the impression. Also, the top looks better.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# My favourite as a child...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I quite liked "Jimmy and the voices from the basement"
I consider it an essential read.
I also recommend "What goes in the Mayonaise"
Not so much though
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
#




(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# *going to Hull laughs*
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
#

I think I might've done too many of these over the years...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# No! Bumblebee!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# The prettiest camel
in the utility room.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Is there no end to the uses of that stuff?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# hahaa this is crackin :)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# very funny
very funny and also very cool
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 23:59, archived)
# I spy
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Hippotitamus?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Tittoppottamus
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Tittypottymouth
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Norkalotamus
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Nipsareuppermost
sorry
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# nipatopamush
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Hungry Nippo's
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Nostrillotatits
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Tits Ahoy!
Oh wait...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# happy tits :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
Sang "Willow, tithippo, tithippo"
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# A bit nippy for a swim
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Found something I made at uni


Sadly apt now
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# How long ago were you at uni?

edit/ I made this just before the last general election - I got a lot of it right
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# yesterday
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Started in 2008
Dropped out in 2009 due to mental health.

Now cannot afford university and get poorer quality care for my mental health.

Big Society is fun!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# At least ATOS will soon find you well enough for work, no matter how ill you are ;-)
They're great, they find everyone fit and well!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# THIS ^^
it's a fucking disaster.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# It starts with the questionair, where you're not alowed to say how ill you are....
Just how often you need the asistance of other people.....
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Oh Christ, there'll be a whole department of "pull yourself together man!"
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# They're watching you pull yourself together on the hidden camaras in the waiting room for the first 15 minutes they leave you there...
To monitor you while you think no one is watching you..
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Been there, done that.
Fortunately I was referred to someone in my local council who knows all the benefits loopholes, so I survive, which is more than can be said for some.

Rather have a job, though...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Unfortunatly, there is no point in being found fit for work and a job...
When there aren't enough jobs to actually go around ;-)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# or even how many arms and legs you have
We're in it together! Unless you aren't part of the finance industry then you can just fuck off.

yay :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Don't know about losing a limb, I'a lost for words after that!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# meanwhile, in the daily mail
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Blimey
You know things are bad when government policy is too right-wing for the Daily Mail
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# that has to be one of the seals of the apocalypse removed
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# In a section called "RightMinds" no less!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
# That is a truely incredible read being from the mail!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# We should have a community sing-a-long for you.
/Big Society in action
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# If people here
need some help with mental health services, e.g. finding services, benefit advise etc then PM me. Ill see what I can do. I work/volunteer for MIND and Rethink mental health and I'm a counsellor in training.So I know most of how the system works and where to get help..

Actually most people her on b3ta are slightly mad, but that's why I loves it here...loons
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
# There were a few books in the "cunt" series!

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# scary stuff
I posted this over there yesterday after reading some articles.

www.b3ta.com/links/793624
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I didn't see this before I posted above
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
# It worked for Blair
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# bring back the good old days
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:17, archived)

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