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Image Challenge Vote

This week's battle commences with the following choices:

* Necronomicon Apocrypha: The Necronomicon is a terrifying book detailing the Old Ones, monsters from beyond the stars, and the methods by which to summon them. Illustrate the monsters that Abdul Alhazred failed to include in the final draft

* Classic b3ta - Cats versus Dogs. Lets have a week of canines, felines and their weapons of destruction. Cats versus Dogs, hand to hand combat or armed to the teeth, you decide.

* What Does Heaven Look Like?

* Coppers: Photoshop the police

And here's the vote:

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 May 2012, 19:36, archived)

fuck you rozzers!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:45, archived)

we've done the police before

I say cats versus dogs, Doctor When's image is more than enough proof that this is the way forward:

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:47, archived)

1, 2 or 3 are all fine by me

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:55, archived)

Heaven...that is all

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:51, archived)

Necronomicon, necronomicon, necronomi-, necronomi, necronomicon (to tune of "Knees Up Mother Brown")

This choice will yield fun.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:56, archived)

necro necro necro necro necronomiCON

*dances off into heavy traffic*

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:40, archived)

Cats versus Dogs

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:57, archived)

The judge was clearly biased

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:04, archived)

police has bindundid

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:02, archived)

*writes in 'necrophilia'*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:06, archived)

Necronomicon please.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:11, archived)

I've got a vague idea for what I'm going to do for each one

but leaning more towards the necronomicon.

Because it gives me an excuse to do Evil Dead stuff.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:11, archived)

it's pretty specifically the Lovecraft necronomicon though isn't it?

(never understands having an image challenge about one thing and then doing something else, isn't that failing the challenge?)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:17, archived)

Necronomicon Apocrypha: The Necronomicon is a terrifying book detailing the Old Ones, monsters from beyond the stars, and the methods by which to summon them. Illustrate the monsters that Abdul Alhazred failed to include in the final draft

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:25, archived)

I know which one the suggestion refers to... just... it was in Evil Dead too.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:49, archived)

unless the whole point of challenges

is to promote more image posts on the board...

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Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:21, archived)

i reckon we need an image challenge to bring back the gayshift, compo style

a week of nothing but freebase :D

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:15, archived)

We could always make that an alternate compo

trouble is gayshift isn't just a style, it's a time of day. To do it properly it would have to be done at night.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:17, archived)

gayshift isn't just a time of day

it's a state of mind!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:23, archived)

Gayshift isn't just a state of mind

It's a way of life!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:08, archived)

gayshift isn't just a way of life

it's time for bed!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:13, archived)

Gayshift isn't just time for bed

it's mid-afternoon in New Zealand!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:20, archived)

freebase isn't the gayshift, he's just a passing meme

Doctor Dyslexia and Mofaha and Tahkcalb and co are the gayshift
That's definitely what we need more of

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:20, archived)

Fuck? If Jonesy is just passing I'd hate to see a meme which sticks around.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:22, archived)

He's trying to pass by in his rowing machine

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:24, archived)

yea i know freebase is just the current (albeit long) meme du jour

i'm normally around during gayshift hours, but I kind of lose the motivation to start making stupid pictures when there's no-one else there...think lots of people are just busy at the mo...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:24, archived)

very much this ^

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:38, archived)

Am I the only one that thinks that Necronomicon Apocrypha soulds like total shit.....

As far as I understand it,
Illustrate completely imaginary none existant monsters that don't exist, out of an imaganary none existant book that doesn't exist, supposedly written by a fictional charecter that doesn't exist, and to top it all, (we're meant to illustrate the monsters)that never ever appeared in the none existant imaginary book that was never written by the pearson that never existed?
Isn't this just draw a monster?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:16, archived)

vote "heaven", it's the only way to be sure, to be sure

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:18, archived)

I already did!

I must addmit I hardly ever vote,and tent to leave it to the majority, but I just so don't understand the Necronomicon Apocrypha one, I voted for the one with the highest votes so far, even though I would have prefered cats and dogs or cops, but that would have just wasted a vote...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:25, archived)

^ this is pretty much my way of thinking

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:29, archived)

So instead of taking the chance to embrace something new, you deliberately voted against it because you "don't understand"?

Hurrah! Another win for close-mindedness! \o/

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:42, archived)

Clutches handbag......

I'M ALLOWED A FUCKING VOTE AND ALLOWED TO VOTE FOR WHAT I LIKE NO MATTER WHAT THE FUCKING REASON IS......!
And plus it looks like I was in the majority.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:45, archived)

No, the majority voted against heaven.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:47, archived)

And even more voted against Necronomicon Apocrypha didn't they?

I you want to draw a monster Mu, just draw one..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:49, archived)

Even more is not a majority.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:51, archived)

Did I say (even more) was?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:53, archived)

Seeing as the topic of the previous two posts was the majority, then yes, it was implicit.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:59, archived)

I implied absolutly no such thing at all, and certainly didn't mean that, after you pointed out my initial error in using it

I asked you a direct question which was (And even more voted against Necronomicon Apocrypha didn't they?) which you have still not answered I will point out. are you deliberately trying to change the sunject of the orignall discustion?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:11, archived)

You already did that when you tried to hide behind a fictional majority. Yes, even more voted against the Necronomicon, because they wanted one of the others. Which is fine.

The original subject of this subthread was you deliberately picking one you didn't want in order to ensure the Necronomicon definitely didn't go through. The subject was of you making a bit of a dick move.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:24, archived)

Shall we keep discussing the subject?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:25, archived)

I'v got all night cutey pie ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:39, archived)

Mabe they were asking themselfs?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:49, archived)

Yes probably...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:50, archived)

I Didn't vote for one I didn't want. and nowhere did I say i did, did I?

I voted for one I wanted more than Necronomicon, Didn't I?
I'm allowed to do that aren't I?
I would have prefered cats and dogs or cops, But I have already stated why I didn't vote for that haven't I?
So is voting for something you prefere over something you don't a dick move now?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:38, archived)

So, yes you stated why you didn't vote for it. Because it had the highest votes. So yes. Dick move.

edit: I've edited in the important part of that quote. You clearly state you voted for the highest one, because you didn't understand the Necronomicon.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:49, archived)

Copied and pasted from above

I voted for one I wanted more than Necronomicon, Didn't I?
So is voting for something you prefere over something you don't a dick move now?
Please explain why voting for your prefered option is a dick move plaees?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:52, archived)

See edit.

And stop calling it your prefered option when your own statement says otherwise.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:54, archived)

I'll call it my prefered option if that is what it was....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:08, archived)

Which of course it wasn't as your preferred option was cats, dogs or police.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:22, archived)

It was my prefered option over Necronomicon though.

So therefore you are wrong ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:27, archived)

Error. Just because you prefered it over the Necronomicon does not make it the option you prefered overall.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:49, archived)

Never said it did did I?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:57, archived)

Yes. I'd explain, but it appears you wouldn't understand.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:58, archived)

Just copy and paste the bit where I said "Overall"

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:02, archived)

Which is not how the English language works.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:04, archived)

Can you clarify that for me please?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:10, archived)

I'll give you a hint. Go have a think about the word prefer.

The word overall doesn't need to be used, because it's within the definiton of the word prefer. If there's four options, and you rank them in the order you prefer then the one you rank at #3 IS NOT THE ONE YOU PREFER JUST BECAUSE YOU RANK IT ABOVE #4. Your prefered option was #1.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:17, archived)

You used the word overall.

And I'v already explained my preferences..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:22, archived)

I used it to clarify the meaning of the word prefer.

And yes, those preferences are the same ones that prove that you're a bit of a dick.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:24, archived)

Doesn't seem like that to me on rereading what you wrote..

But hey, you have the last word on the subject..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:27, archived)

I did say you wouldn't understand. Oh look I was right.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:29, archived)

Copied and pasted from your post

"but I just so don't understand the Necronomicon Apocrypha one I voted for the one with the highest votes so far, even though I would have prefered cats and dogs or cops, but that would have just wasted a vote..."
I did clearly state that "but I just so don't understand the Necronomicon Apocrypha one" I then went on to say "I voted for the one with the highest votes so far" Nowhere did I say I voted for the highest one BECAUSE I didn't understand did I ? show me where?
It appears you're reading whatever you want to and just making stuff up to suit yourself, If you can't put your point accross in a logical manner while sticking to plain facks and without just making things up i'm off....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:06, archived)

Oh, we'll do this shit clause by clause.

You say the reason for you voting at all was that you didn't understand the Necronomicon one.

You then say you voted for the highest voted one, even though they're not the ones you would have prefered.

The words "I just so didn't understand" link the two clauses together in the way that explicitly enforces a causal link. You did one because of the other. Welcome to the english language. I'll thank you for not trying to call me illogical for following the standard interpretation of your own syntax.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:14, archived)

Now I've explained the basic grammar of your own sentence I take this opportunity to reaffirm that it was a dick move.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:20, archived)

Talking to yourself is a sign of maddness you know...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:29, archived)

I'm not going over the same ground.....

It's just quite clear you're as incapable of understanding as you are of answering the questions that I have asked you that you just keep ignoring.
So I'll just let you have the last word :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:26, archived)

I just fucking answered your questions. I've just told you, in plain english WHY your statement says you voted for heaven because you didn't like the necronomicon.

I have shown you where you say it's "because", it's the clause "I just so don't understand". You haven't put up any sort of coherent argument against this. Just saying I haven't explained it DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE. I've explained it. Twice. I've answered the questions you say I'm ignoring. Twice. Shall I say it again? THE QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED. TWICE.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:36, archived)

You're bonkers and incoherent and just make stuff up.

Like I said I'll let you have the last word :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:41, archived)

What part of my answer was incoherent? Which part have I made up?

It's not my fault you said something which proves you're a dick. It's not my fault you don't understand how clearly you've shown it.

Again you're attacking my character with nothing to back yourself up with.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:43, archived)

Someone has shown it.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:51, archived)

Make more sense little train.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:54, archived)

Why? you're not :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:57, archived)

I'm making perfect sense. I think I've deciphered the "Someone has shown it..."

The "it" in the message you were replying to was "you're a dick", this statement refering to you, that is the invisable man.

This makes the sentence read as "Some has shown that [the invisable man] is a dick..." which, I'm sure, was not your intention.

You meant a more open "Someone has shown that they're a dick...".
Which would have implied that I [Mu], was being a dick.

You're really not very good at this English thing, are you? I'm having to fix your insults for you.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:04, archived)

I just generaly meant someone...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:09, archived)

Oh in which case you definitely need to make more sense little train.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:19, archived)

Also: trying to invalidate my argument by abitrarily saying I'm "imcapable" without any way of backing this up? That's a bit of a dick move.

You're just a bit of a dick really.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:41, archived)

I think reading down the thread proves your incapability to understand what has been written and asked and ignored

Like I said though, you have the last word on the subject :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:48, archived)

You're repeating yourself without taking into account what I've actually said.

I've answered your questions. You're being willfully blind. You really are a bit of a cockend.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:51, archived)

I'v no need to take into acount anything you have actually said...

being as I lost interest in it half an hour ago ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:55, archived)

So yeah. Bit of a dick.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:59, archived)

Why?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:02, archived)

Well the most apparent one at this moment is you, right now, asking me to reiterate a point I've made about a dozen times.

You see, I back myself up when I call you a dick.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:07, archived)

Nice to see you do it so enthusiasticly too ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:11, archived)

I knew I should have got a flounce image ready.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 May 2012, 0:12, archived)

I'm Just help Mu troll along..... ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:15, archived)

Of course you are deary. Backed into a corner by your own ignorance you pull the "bail" chute.

*slow handclap applause*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:18, archived)

You just seem to need to unendingly rant....

So I thought I'd oblige...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:25, archived)

You seem to think that this in some way removes from the fact you're a bit of a dick.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:29, archived)

Carry on...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:32, archived)

If you insist.

You make a dick move in the poll.
You try to deny your own reasons for doing so.
You try to make your own sentence mean something differrent.
You make baseless assertions that I'm imcoherent.
Once you realise you're backed into a corner you try and assert you were "helping me troll along" or some shit.

Frankly, you're a bit of a dick.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:37, archived)

You carry on if you want, I'm going to bed..

it's been fun ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:41, archived)

I'm glad you enjoyed it. You're still an irreversible cockend.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:43, archived)

Also, in case you haven't got this bit yet, I'm not trolling you.

You are genuinely and have proven yourself to be, a bit of a dick.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:22, archived)

Let out the anger..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:28, archived)

What anger would that be? I'm more pitying your inability to follow a simple argument or put together any form of coherent reply.

That and you keep trying to assert that my accusation of you being a bit of a dick is flawed.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:31, archived)

I don't gereraly bother with coherant replies to someone that is just trolling

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:38, archived)

I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely concerned that you can't see that you're a bit of a dick.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:41, archived)

I'm not sure who you're refering to. It'll take more than this bit of dick being willfully ignorant of his own status as a bit of a dick and generally carrying on being a bit of dick to make me flounce; the bit of a dick

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:21, archived)

Needs more caps lock

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 May 2012, 0:24, archived)

Aw man shall I? I could decend into a screaming mess and then delete the whole thread.

It's not as if I haven't adequately proven that he's a bit a dick.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:26, archived)

I think the moment has gone....

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 May 2012, 0:43, archived)

Also, that is exactly the reason why democracy doesn't work.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:48, archived)

Just draw a monster and stick it heaven, simples...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:51, archived)

Dogs and Cats (representin')

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:22, archived)

See also: Heaven and Biblical texts.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:26, archived)

Yes, but I don't have to read anything to know what it is ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:34, archived)

Fictional, but based on popular stories with a fairly robust context.

So, no, not just draw a monster.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:35, archived)

I have no idea about any of it......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:39, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10769703

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:42, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10769711

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:46, archived)

Nooooooooooooo!

Heaven is in the lead.
Do we really want a week of Jesus reposts?
When was the last time we had some good old-fashioned brain-melting horrors from beyond time and space?

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Captain Howdy, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:24, archived)

I couldn't agree more

we could always propose a Lovecraftian 'heaven', where choirs of thousand-eyed cherub goats sing eternal hymns to Cthulhu on his throne...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:30, archived)

I smell an Alt-Compo..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:34, archived)

Make it so

that'd be heaven to me

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 16 May 2012, 21:40, archived)

now this is something special

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:48, archived)

hahaha :D

horrible thought...

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:35, archived)

no new compo yet?...have a Bard Pitt while u wait :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:24, archived)

Woiks for me

Phwoor, I bet that tastes salty, etc

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:34, archived)

you're bard!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:46, archived)

"Let this be thy sheath, there rust"

(That's from memory, I'm sure Enceladus could correct me)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:38, archived)

Top work as usual

I hate you. Nothing personal like ;)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:23, archived)

This still topical, isn't it?

(TheCastrator, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:11, archived)

no he deid ;_;

(1.618..., Wed 16 May 2012, 18:17, archived)

A tragedy has befallen mankind.

(TheCastrator, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:25, archived)

"Et tu, Brutuf?"

(1.618..., Wed 16 May 2012, 18:29, archived)

he'll be back :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:27, archived)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:48, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:35, archived)

Ironically he was Batman a year later

(Michael Keaton, that is)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:37, archived)

Keaton was a great Batman, but his Bruce Wayne looked too weedy.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:42, archived)

I think that was the whole point

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:49, archived)

arf :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:38, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:41, archived)

srsly?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:42, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:49, archived)

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:00, archived)

Haha!

Such a simple edit

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 May 2012, 17:22, archived)

god still wants to touch it

while we're at it. Have some more religious art

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:59, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:15, archived)

pass the bifter :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:23, archived)

(1.618..., Wed 16 May 2012, 18:17, archived)

Ooh

That tickles.

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Karpati Footnote Never knowingly interesting, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:19, archived)

Excellent :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:18, archived)

"You think I should see someone about this?"

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:24, archived)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:54, archived)

FEEEEL THE WOUND OF CHRIST!

youtu.be/wxEV_lEo5iI?t=7m46s

(User #86772, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:35, archived)

Hahaha, ace :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:41, archived)

wee willy winky

why are classical cocks always tiny?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:41, archived)

Thanks to Dr When for doing all the hard work on this one

b3ta.com/board/10768089

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:56, archived)

Hurrah!

Apropos of nothing, have this repost I just found:

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:02, archived)

Hehe - The Maternatrix

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:06, archived)

Let's do this thing

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:06, archived)

"I think there's something strange about that acid that Zardoz gave us Doreen....."

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:13, archived)

\o/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:17, archived)

Stay out of the water.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:18, archived)

Don't go into the woods alone

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:23, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:46, archived)

Awwww

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revolution now 👊, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:05, archived)

R.I.P. You'll be sadly missed....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:33, archived)

Fuck no :(

(herman:D, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:38, archived)

Hahaha!

Not dead? Has the Gayshift gone on holiday?
If yes where've they gone?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

gone here ;)

www.fla-keys.com/keywest/gaykeywest.cfm

(herman:D, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

Oooooooh... looks peachy.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:55, archived)

I hear Hull is nice this time of year.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:49, archived)

PedroHin, mofaha and Rapatinui are among the people who've been rather quiet of late

It just takes a few people to not post and gayshift goes byebye :(

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:59, archived)

I used to be on the gayshift too. Then rob promoted me to double secret dayshift mod. I just drink coffee all day.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:08, archived)

that's rather nice too

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:12, archived)

You slipped back into Japanese after gayshift I see....

Are you doing a secret Mod Edit and just deleting the entire nights worth of posts because the power has gone to your head?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:16, archived)

The card is standard b3ta issue. I can't read the secret code.

I only delete posts that are funnier than mine.
(Which are most)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:24, archived)

I think it says "Free delivery on all orders over £10, within a 3 mile radius"

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:29, archived)

By radius it means blast radius

and by delivery it means death, and by orders over £10 it means "your base"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:34, archived)

Formulates the equation,,,,,,

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:38, archived)

Ha ha ha ha....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

I wonder if they'll reintroduce the test card at 12.00am

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:49, archived)

R.I.P. Gayshift

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:53, archived)

i logged in just to like this

*relurks*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:57, archived)

*reads sig*............ :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:59, archived)

We've gone so far back in time we're also in black and white!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:01, archived)

Needs more high-pitched noise.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:02, archived)

Haha, falling asleep in the arm chair after getting home from the pub.......

To wake up at 2.00am to the sound of "nnnnnnnnnnnnnnning" to find yourself too wasted to get up and turn it off or go to bed, moving your head backwards and forwards a couple of inches to find it made it get loader of more quiet.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:11, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:03, archived)

Ace!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:12, archived)

^ NICE!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:18, archived)

Very nice

The rabbit at the top reminds me of when I was about seven or eight and I found, on the school field, a white rabbit, neatly cut in two, its back end and front end about six feet apart.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:22, archived)

That's where I dropped my bargain bucket......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:25, archived)

What were you doing hanging around school fields in the late 1980s?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:28, archived)

On saffari with Gary......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:31, archived)

shame.

i hear it was the dreaded board cancer

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:55, archived)

Gayshift is dead. Vimod saw to this...

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:50, archived)

hahaha, this is awesome!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:43, archived)

Any excuse for a dancing kitty

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:30, archived)

Congratulations

(herman:D, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:33, archived)

FAAAAAAT CAAAAAAAT

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:52, archived)

Stompy!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:08, archived)

Hooray!

And congratulations.
:D
I haven't got any dancing cats to hand... Will dogs be okay?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:34, archived)

With dogs that stylish - yes

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:18, archived)

\o/

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:20, archived)

Hurrah!

Although nudity is traditional.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:39, archived)

^this, with bewbs

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:43, archived)

I'm doing nuddies on the big round numbers

This is just a fiendish number novelty

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:05, archived)

That's fair enough

I didn't get my cock out until 20,000

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:08, archived)

YEY!!!!

Many Congrats!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

Happy numbers Drunken Miss Sparrow....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:50, archived)

Yay!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:56, archived)

Woo!

Token dancing cat added above

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:56, archived)

Gratz

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:15, archived)

Hurrah!! and congratulations :D

no excuse necessary

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:45, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:30, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

Lully...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:51, archived)

As the tracer fire streaks across the desert sky...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:51, archived)

Mexican cockwave!

Sorry for posting over you

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:31, archived)

woo, nicely

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:38, archived)

Newton's cradle.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:39, archived)

They're reflecting on their long journey....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:51, archived)

burp !

(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:49, archived)

Box nob?

CGC?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:53, archived)

ZOID?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:02, archived)

Fantastic work!

Beautiful rabbit bush topiary...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:06, archived)

ming close? I don't get it

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:18, archived)

Cumming the Cummerciless

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:21, archived)

Someone has drawn a willy on the wall there

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:20, archived)

it was me ;)

(herman:D, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:24, archived)

It tops Banksy any day

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:25, archived)

Cum? I don't get it ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:27, archived)

arf!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:29, archived)

Hahaha:)

(herman:D, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:29, archived)

Purveyor of precious vases

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:29, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22, archived)

Flap ghost

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:24, archived)

I almost called him 'Flounce Monster', because he's having a tantrum.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35, archived)

This is the new hotness

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:24, archived)

no wai

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36, archived)

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:24, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooo! <o>

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36, archived)

that'll be 50p a word.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:06, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:28, archived)

Hey now!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:31, archived)

Crikey

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:59, archived)

COR!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:22, archived)

if he's not careful with that

it could lead to a phantom pregnancy

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:08, archived)

Groan

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:13, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:22, archived)

hehehe

(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:16, archived)

Is he on keyboards in an 80s pop group?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:06, archived)

.........................................................................................................................................Yes.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:58, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:07, archived)

Ha!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:21, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:07, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:22, archived)

*glee*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:07, archived)

Ha ha ha... You loon!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:33, archived)

*Further glee*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:07, archived)

^This

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:14, archived)

hahaha

(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:17, archived)

Ha ha!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:57, archived)

lols

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Umojan, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:50, archived)

Calm down ghostie

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:22, archived)

I saw this and thought is should win the compo?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:32, archived)

nun hitler nun cat nun nun

what is this
hehe

(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:51, archived)

It's due.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:01, archived)

A timely reminder

Of the static electricity generated during a day of typing wearing synthetic fibres

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fuscous, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:55, archived)

Hahaha! Lovely.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:58, archived)

is it halloween

(herman:D, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:22, archived)

GAY!

Limp wrist green fucker can piss off and take his drama with him.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

^This!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:00, archived)

Someone has a bad cold!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:52, archived)

Flan ghost, Flan ghost. Who's the smoothiest ghost?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:44, archived)

don't tell ren its our little secret

(whowotme nipple clamps, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

He-Man has nice legs

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:42, archived)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22, archived)

Ahh the Daily Mail... the only thing that makes me tut if I see people read it in public.

Someone could be reading Mein Kampf and I'd turn a blind eye.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39, archived)

"why thank you for noticing, young man"

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:43, archived)

fucking ace

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:48, archived)

does he have any rubber walrus protectors?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:45, archived)

Hahaha. Similarly...

cheeeeese

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:08, archived)

i like cereal

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:09, archived)

I liek choooocolate milk!

Now we're brother ladies!!!

EDIT: Cheese has to be one of my all time favourite cartoon characters.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

mine, too

despite the fact that i've got a mate who now calls me cheese. i may be a bit odd, but i'm not THAT bad!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:33, archived)

Well you do spontaneously shout BUNNIES!!! a lot.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:35, archived)

true

but i don't eat soap
EDIT: time to go, i think

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:37, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:13, archived)

there's been quite a bit of that recently

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22, archived)

Teh b3ta iz boring...i mean broken.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:24, archived)

B3ta is constipated

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

haha

I hope everyone's saving it up for a single massive ~~poo~~ post at Christmas

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39, archived)

I know right?

Now I've finished uni for the Summer, /board grinds to a halt.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:41, archived)

so draw us a dirty picture

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:23, archived)

I'm actually working on something now... but it's not dirty

because I'll get bollocked again. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:27, archived)

Who cares about being bollocked on b3ta!

Do it anyway.

It's people being bothered about being bollocked who're making it quiet as much as the people doing the bollocking.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:48, archived)

Hoo, b3ta's in the grip of a cold war.

Who's going to post yiffiness first?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:01, archived)

If noone posts stuff it will just be Wobbly Bloke posting filtered pictures and Wobbly Bloke's extra accounts posting requests

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:35, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:34, archived)

too much site traffic?

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:01, archived)

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Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

HAVE AT YOU THE FOOTBALLS!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

*cheers*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:28, archived)

Needs more C

(i actually did this)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:43, archived)

Hahahahaha

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:43, archived)

Bravo!

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:44, archived)

Ha ha ha!

The Footballs!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:49, archived)

Becks needs to rethink that tache.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:28, archived)

Bend It For Vendetta?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

It's a bit V for Vendetta

Maybe he is joining occupy?

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Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

his wife drew it on with mascara

and he doesn't dare wash it off

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

~~dare~~ know how to

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

Is that Gary Glitter's shoulder far left, just out of shot?

just out of shot?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

Haha

I'm sure somebody must have the skill to show the rest of the photo....

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Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:37, archived)

Or just reverse the finger on the t-shirt and change the text to "I'm with paedo"

I'd do it but I'm not near a photoshop

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:40, archived)

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Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:42, archived)

this is a diversion

from the fact that just out of shot on the left, Wolverine is giving a round of ironic applause

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:50, archived)

Worst De Niro film EVER

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:52, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:59, archived)

you sir are a genius

*worships*

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Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:04, archived)

Hahaha!

Night made! :D

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:08, archived)

and now THE WORLD'S BEST PLAYING CARD?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:19, archived)

I want to be in your gang.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 16 May 2012, 12:52, archived)

hahahaha

(UTB, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:55, archived)

hahaha

top work

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:00, archived)

Ning!

Happy Whensday everybody!
Watch out for those Automatic Peelers.

Half way to the weekend: Keep it up, happy workers! The fields of toil do not shower victory on themselves. For the Motherland!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:56, archived)

uh oh, there's another new cop on the block...

this could be.... trouble

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:00, archived)

Hahaha! Nice.

Did you sort anything out with Alex? I've not heard from him...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:03, archived)

possibly, waiting for him to get footage I think

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

Ah, okay.

okay. :D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08, archived)

that's nicely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

Hah!

Ace.

Big

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

we need more cats versus dogs

*runs off to image challenge suggestion form with your picture*

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1616635
VOTE!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08, archived)

Gets my vote.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:13, archived)

Done

(

Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 May 2012, 12:27, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:20, archived)

What film is this from again?

(

Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 May 2012, 12:28, archived)

robocop

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:45, archived)

Ta ;)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 May 2012, 14:04, archived)

MORE JERKING! MORE JERKING!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12, archived)

Yay for olden days policing

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

Both beauties!

That strikeflash makes me wince...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

Haha! Bloody hell!

:) :) :)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:09, archived)

XD HA HA XD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:28, archived)

huzzah!

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Umojan, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:51, archived)

reminds me of the wee robot from Machinarium

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:32, archived)

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)

haha!

simple but damned effective :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, archived)

This^^^

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:19, archived)

yay!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, archived)

Is that

The wikileaks dude who's disappeared up his own asshole?

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:22, archived)

It's Wolfgang Schäuble

no idea about his asshole though

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:27, archived)

The Lord moves in radical ways...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:51, archived)

This is very good, but part of the art is learnnig to tidy up after yourself.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)

completely random, but did you know there is a quote from you on Stewart Lee's website slating him?

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

Yes I did, the thieving, unoriginal prick.

"Oh look I'm so controversial!"

God he really is so far up his own arse - the epitome of someone who laughs at their own jokes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

I heard that he got knocked down in the street by a car once, and that got a bigger laugh than all of his live shows combined.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:41, archived)

Brilliant

It's as if the skateboard was meant to be there all along

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)

Haha, awesome!

Have one of my very first 'shops in reply:

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, archived)

Haha!

Just got this private message from the David Icke website:

"Dear jahled

Have you been sent a PM inviting you to join another forum or website?

If so please be aware that a small handful of other forums/websites out there have been set-up by individuals with a personal axe to grind, who are out to harm and disrupt this forum by recruiting members on here in order to promote an anti David Icke Forum/David Icke agenda.

If you receive any correspondence from another member inviting you to a place you feel is at odds with this forum please feel free to report it to one of the moderators or admin team on this forum. You can do so by clicking on the red triangle with exclamation mark in the middle (located at the bottom left of the PM) or by simply forwarding the PM to one of the team.

Over the years we've had numerous anti David Icke Forum/David Icke websites spring up and unfortunately a tiny minority of our members get fooled into joining them. Many lies are usually spread about this place and about David in order for the recruitment drive to be successful and as a consequence people get banned in the process.

The reason people were/are banned here is for linking to sites that are predominantly set up to promote an anti David Icke Forum/David Icke agenda and bad mouth site staff or David; And [arrogantly] using this sites resources to promote it!

This is something we simply do not tolerate. Any owners or members of other forums/websites caught doing so will find their accounts banned without warning.

If you would like to discuss this off the forum via email feel free to email me at [email protected] (mailto:[email protected]).

*Please note: This PM has been sent to all members. *"

I shall be wiry of red triangles with exclamation marks in the middle today

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:01, archived)

*sets up an anti David Icke forum*

that's a marvellous example of closed mindedness.
They genuinely fear their readers hearing that David might not be right about everything

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, archived)

In a nutshell

Who's the other guy who cannot be criticised in anyway..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)

Chris Moyles?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)

THE POPE!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:27, archived)

Try telling that to imchocked!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

Prince?

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:28, archived)

Richard Fairbrass?

Richard Hammond?
Richard O' Brien?
Richard Wilson?
Richard Surcliff?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

Rebekah Brooks?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:49, archived)

Prodigy 69?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

My mate Gzzr'rkz told me that david icke doesn't eat human babies.

I mean, can you imagine that, not eating human babies.

What a sick bastard.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:11, archived)

who cares?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:19, archived)

David Icke does

He wants happy sheeple only

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, archived)

I think 'some' and I do mean some of what David Icke says is spot on.

the other 90% is barking mad nonsense

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

I especially liked "in frame 6 they were all square again" during Higgins vs Davis

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

Of course David Icke wouldn't want his hard work and thorough research to be undone

by a silly thing like the truth.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:29, archived)

hahaha! great!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)

Seams ok

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

What blue-matching algorithm

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)

Is this the mysterious way in which we are told the Lord moves?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53, archived)

Angel summoner on a skateboard

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Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:56, archived)

That's good that is.

Jokes are more important than technique.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:57, archived)

that's what your mum says

wait, that can't be right

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09, archived)

haha!! pointy :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:59, archived)

Hehe, that's ace Mags

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:28, archived)

hahaha

quality!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:48, archived)

Yes.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

Today's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Soaraway Sun ...

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:12, archived)

I genuinely have trouble reading that

I think its something to do with your mimicking the sun's usual shock horror headline with "HOLS!" and "WIN!" :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:22, archived)

i can't believe the charges against her

it's not like they've been trawling over tonnes of evidence that she wasn't able to delete/burn.

just who does this police force think it is?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:27, archived)

I do like how confusing it can be if you don't think (like a sun reader might)

how do you prove someone is guilty of destroying evidence when that evidence has been destroyed?

obviously its the absence of known evidence that is the issue etc

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, archived)

"Prove you have no weapons of mass destruction"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, archived)

"Look - this is my box marked WMD. As you can see - it's empty. Now you can all go home."

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

your ink is toxic

and your cardboard suspect!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:11, archived)

Made me titter. That was a classic headline first time round

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:31, archived)

what's the original?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, archived)

this

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_div_1/2875957.stm

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:37, archived)

Thor and Boab -

providing facts for the factless.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, archived)

and now it's genius

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:42, archived)

Hahaha

i hate pun-laden red-top headlines, but that's superb.
On a related note - you seen the mirror headline today? Oh dear!
www.politicshome.com/timthumb.php?w=578&src=/images/1.1.Front_Pages/Mirror_160512.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, archived)

Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:37, archived)

see, Beau really should provide de-ris links to emphasise his genius more :D

that and I should get my brain rinsed out as I didn't even read it as supercalifrag etc

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:42, archived)

Neither did I

I'm loving it now though :D

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 May 2012, 9:57, archived)

he's the gift that keeps on giving

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:59, archived)

Yes

a call back!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:36, archived)

as a sun reader I am enraged at your lack of boobs

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, archived)

couldn't squeeze them in

sorry!

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)

Hahahaha

Beautiful!

*wonders vaguely just what the Sun did run with today*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:55, archived)

www.politicshome.com/timthumb.php?w=578&src=/images/1.1.Front_Pages/sun_160512.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, archived)

Beauty bunged up for bunk up in back of Dubai cab

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:12, archived)

I can't quite think of the musical classic that one's a pun of!

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barnesy, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

I think it's something from Oklahoma...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

Superb!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

if she says it loud enough

the charges might get dropped..

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:00, archived)

Brilliant.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Wonderful

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:56, archived)

I did this for my mate

but he doesn't like it :( Maybe it's the colour scheme

(wankdog, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:47, archived)

could be the font

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Those glasses are rather too brown.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:01, archived)

Response so far has been a little strange

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

maybe he'd have liked it if you'd airbrushed out the spot?

but I would change the logo, too hard to read. Just write whatever the word is along a nice big shaft

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:52, archived)

Gah, how long have I been on b3ta?

I totally didn't notice the cock shape of the letters. Must be getting outside too much.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

to be fair it wasn't magenta, I think you can be excused

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:59, archived)

Pfew

I was already putting on my naughty step clogs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:01, archived)

like this

you were right he loves it now

(wankdog, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:04, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:06, archived)

she turned me into a newt!

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:07, archived)

that was the first video clip I looked at to try and find a decent witch hunting mob

Was tempted to put her on the duck weighing scales :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:09, archived)

haha!

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

did you get better?

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:56, archived)

looks like she's getting a thrill from that stick!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:14, archived)

Who's the thunderbird on the left?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:17, archived)

her husband and fellow justice perverter

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:18, archived)

I think Charlie should probably have chosen his words more carefully when he said it was a "witch hunt"

Because surely at that point everyone else would have just nodded and pointed at his wife

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

it's almost like..

he wanted them to chase her with fire and sticks....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:20, archived)

she's a duck...burn her!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:11, archived)

I love that scene

did you put that nose on her?
NO! NO! NO no no no.......... yes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:23, archived)

"Churches! Gravy! Very small rocks!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:51, archived)

Lovely

stuff

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:11, archived)

charlie looks like half his face has fallen off.

for a witch she's got nice legs, and you know what they say, you don't look at the mantle piece while shoving a flaming pitchfork up a witches clunge.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:31, archived)

The mob rules

And that is unbelievably fantastic, how on earth did you do that?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, archived)

grabbed an advert for some miracle whip thing from youtube that came up from a search for "witch hunt"

found a scene that I liked
grabbed a load of frames
removed the majority of motion keeping the flames and stick waving
added the Brookses

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:19, archived)

WARNING: CONTAINS GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

setting a bonfire of the vanities?

tee hee :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:02, archived)

this has a very creepy feel to it

I bet you could do an awesome horror gif

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39, archived)

THAT'S IT - I HAVE DONE A YEAR (366 DAYS) OF POSTING A VAG CREAM EVERY DAY!

I would like to thank everyone who has supported me and taken the time to comment and also he b3ta bullies who has made me laugh, made me flounce and more importantly, made me continue with these.
(I will be going through my ignore list and taking those that were in it, off.)

Before I do that, here is something for everyone today: Stripy, side-boob Janet Jackson and Ginger Lynn Collins.
Followed by faded to grey Margaret Sullavan for the ladies, a man with a huge chopper, Danny Trejo.
(and Tit-Frog)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:10, archived)

Thank you b3ta - FIN

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:10, archived)

but how will I know it's morning if you don't do these anymore :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:17, archived)

and here is a link to each one...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:18, archived)

crikey, impressive linking

and further evidence that every b3tard has a higher than average score on the autism spectrum/scale thing :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:19, archived)

zero to however many days are in a year of links in 8 minutes.

I'd hire him!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:21, archived)

I had been preparing for this day, so I only had to add the last one.

*Three actually, as I forgot the add the last couple of days to the list.

and yes, I know... /links that way ---

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:29, archived)

I've seen what ocd can do to people, it's no laughing matter wobblers.

get some help, before it's too late!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:31, archived)

To be fair, I only started listed them about two/three months ago

* just after the last bashing by b3ta bullies spurred me on, to complete the year.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:37, archived)

bullying on b3ta?!?!

oh man, this place has changed :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:41, archived)

I call it CDO....

that way the letters are in alphabetical order!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)

Cheers Toasty

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:23, archived)

are you saying we all have ass burgers?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 16 May 2012, 7:42, archived)

I'll have a cheese slice and relish in mine please.

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:43, archived)

I think all artists do

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:54, archived)

fecking assmeat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:35, archived)

lol

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:04, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:11, archived)

haha ^this^

Did you keep a tab of the links or is that a mammoth session of typing?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:12, archived)

either way.

I'm not knocking it, it's just classic signs

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

I went through my history and copied all the URL's into Excel

I then wrote a formula to add all the front and back bits on and then used these new links.

* Simples!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

December 8 is still my fave

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

Hahahaha, classic ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35, archived)

Woo and Yay and (may I add) a CONGRATS!

a whole years worth of Vag :)

Well done Wobbly :)

(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:14, archived)

Why thank you...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:36, archived)

Danny Trejo looks vile, like a human cherry stone

Margaret O'Sullivan one is nice though

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:51, archived)

I will miss my daily VAG

Thanks for the memories

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:56, archived)

You could just bookmark this post and click through each day?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:37, archived)

*worships* Truly top notch and the STAYING power is unbeatable!

I've enjoyed all of the ones I've seen Wobbly, thank you!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:15, archived)

I like you.... and you nice comment...

Thank you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:38, archived)

So what's the theme for the next year?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:18, archived)

I have seen a few people come and go...

'FLEE' was one of my favourite but I think the one that should take the baton for the next year should be benito vaselini with his daily google search for real photos.

Either that or Michael Ellis as I believe his shopping skills leave little to be desired?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:26, archived)

there was a bit more to it than that

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:57, archived)

And I am sure we are all looking forward to it continuing..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:03, archived)

I decided to stop when I realised how much of my life I was wasting.

I would imagine you know how that feels.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:16, archived)

I don't feel this has been wasted at all

Just think about the the amount of conversations these have prompted, right into the Gay shift!
They have also sometimes 'kick-started' /board in the morning, today being a prime example of this.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

spammers regularly 'prompt conversations'.

If this was your aim I suggest you might be more suited to the /talk board. This board is for images that might make people laugh or at the very least have had some time, effort or thought expended on them.

Vagcreams fulfilled none of these criteria. They were an attention seeking vanity project best described by whoever it was who called them 'board cancer'.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:32, archived)

* Wonders off to learn from benito vaselini's artz

Yup, the Cliff Richard TOAP appears to fit all of the above criteria.

Once again, I would like to thank you for ~~leading by example~~ taking to time to advise how things should be done.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:09, archived)

whether or not you like my pictures - honestly your opinion means nothing to me - the intention is to make people laugh.

Prompting conversation and marking the end of 'gayshift' are things that happen organically when people post funny pictures.

You are not providing a service here - in fact you doing the board a massive disservice by making it look like the board is obsessed with the birthdays of minor celebs from 30 years ago. Who in their right mind would want to join a community like that?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:50, archived)

whether or not you like my pictures - honestly your opinion means nothing to me

Some people like what I do and other don't.
The people who like what I do say nice things and the people who don't will find the 'Ignore' button is very effective.
Everyone on b3ta is entitled to post what they want, say what they what and ignore who they want.
It's been nice, see ya!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07, archived)

I wonder how long it will be until it's just you and your sock puppets here chuntering away to yourself about Jim Dale's birthday

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

Too right.

Am I intitled to agree with you ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:51, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:19, archived)

Obviously our opinions meant something to you as you spent the best half of the past year trying to make people happy

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:51, archived)

oh no, a photoshop skills critique from a birthday-obsessed, filter-obsessed autism

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:01, archived)

Surely it should be famous people who have died on that date

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:30, archived)

How about 'Dog's with Elvis-type sneers'???

I reckon it could run and run?

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:38, archived)

Ugh

Furries have totally ruined this breed of dog for me. I cant see that head without imagining a muscular, leotard-clad body below it, bumming a muscular horse-man with a ballgag in his mouth in a gym changing room.
While a female skunk with a cock and minge rubs herself to oblivion in the background

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:13, archived)

Were you looking through my window last night?

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY FRIDAY NIGHTS

I mean uhh... ha ha, funny, that.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:07, archived)

Well, I'm spent.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:13, archived)

Congratulations

That is an epic achievement!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:30, archived)

Cheers BBB

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:38, archived)

does this mean you're stopping?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:56, archived)

You will just have to wait and see

Psstttt. the clue is in the bit that says "The End"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:04, archived)

A year? It seemed longer than that!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:10, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:17, archived)

NEVER question someone with such extreme autism

he'll go off and count every single one now and provide you with a cross referencing spreadsheet.

Mind you, I'm don't see how his date list only has single links for each day when we all know he did multiple posts some days ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:18, archived)

Yeah, thought it was going on for two years myself

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

Vagcreamus Horribilis ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:52, archived)

Congratulations

a fine achievement

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:12, archived)

Thanks, do I get a badge?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:17, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

haha, my own autism/aspergers/artistic leanings are making me want to find a better badge for myself

this one isn't good enough, the design is all wrong, it needs to be etc etc etc :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:54, archived)

I wonder how many other autistic / aspies there are on b3ta?

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Snar, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

CONGRATULATION

This is the day I took you off ignore.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

Ha ha ha... You know you love it!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

Well it was certainly epic and the whole Parsnip Day wasn't a day of trolling you personally

but to inject a bit of old skool humour back into b3ta.

So in someways you inspired people to be less boring by setting the boring threshold ;) (only pulling your leg)

So good work all in all.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:58, archived)

Cheers maiden

and sorry I got so pissed off with the 'Parsnip Day'

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

aaw and hurrah :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

Thanks (I think)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

woo!

nice one wobbers!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:30, archived)

Thanks Turd

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

How will I know when it's a new day now? :(

I shall miss letching over all the hawt young actresses
RIP lully vags - Long live tit frog! :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)

The tit-frog has been decapitated as well

* Maybe

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

Atleast you haven't excluded just tits! :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:27, archived)

pssst...i hear google now has an image search

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:15, archived)

All's well that ends well

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, archived)

What are you going to do next?

We need our gayshift/dayshift transition notice.
How will we know gayshift is over?
We need answers damnit!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

Look down, the gay shift ended with a last post at 23:17 last night!

I am not going anywhere, just moving over for someone else to take the glory (and the abuse).
You never know, I may pop up with the odd 'special' or animated NING

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:38, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00, archived)

It looks like you've not only managed to mark the end of the gay shift, you've actually killed it out right! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35, archived)

Bye Tit Frog!

We hardly knew ya. XD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:04, archived)

What you don't realise is that by dividing a Tit-Frog it allows the two halves to grow...

* Maybe

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:49, archived)

I must admit when I use to look at these, the majoririty made me go, Who? who? who?

A few I liked and commented on, but I never found them offensive, and even though I never knew who most of them were, I shall quite miss them ;-)

How about pick a new filter, and apply it to tourists that just walked past the web cam on Trafalgar Square at 6.30 am on each particular morning?

You could call them "TITS WANC" Tourists in Trafalgar square, with a Nelsons collum. :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

Now there's an idea

Oh and thanks for your nice comments...

* Waits to see what will happen in the morning

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:22, archived)

:-) Sets alarm clock ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:29, archived)

Congratulations wobbly:D

do more Tit Frog:D

(herman:D, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:19, archived)

Is that an order?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:49, archived)

thank fuck for small mercies

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:41, archived)

I guess I picked the wrong day for a b3ta holiday

Farewell, ladies!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:58, archived)

I keep doing somersaults.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:17, archived)

I have stared at this five minutes

and am still frowning

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:37, archived)

haaa

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:43, archived)

Seriously

I don't get it

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:05, archived)

Extra cleavage?

I dont follow every aspect of the woman, so i dont know if she dresses like this or not, but it the only bit that looks shopped, given how pale her hands are in comparison

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:06, archived)

Nope

Why am I still here is now crossing my mind

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:09, archived)

Wow

No new pics from when i went to bed, to when i woke up. That's a b3ta first for me.
Is the gayshift dead then?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 May 2012, 6:33, archived)

20 minutes of RIS.

Fine I'll break the silence.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:38, archived)

Dammit Jahled.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:38, archived)

Watch this then

ace tune, with some bike club in Switzerland:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-y8v_kgTc

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:44, archived)

Pass

Sorry been a biker for almost 40 years and I still don't get patch clubs. I love being a biker, doing what I want when I want with who I want. But patch clubs have someone to tell them what to do, when to do it , who to do it with and god help you if you don't do as you are told.

(therealche, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:27, archived)

Rant

Tunes OK tho!

(therealche, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:30, archived)

Response:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tKO3m_M4dQ

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 16 May 2012, 5:19, archived)

i'm sure she was quite hot when she was younger

it's just the batshitmentalrosskempbeatingbrushitallunderthecarpetididn'tknowanythingaboutiti'mpalswithdave that i can't be doing with.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:42, archived)

I google imaged her earlier

and had my doubts she was a she at certain moments

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:47, archived)

is she about

to delete?

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:46, archived)

No, down arrow.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:01, archived)

*spang*

oof, ok now i get it

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:06, archived)

thankyewthanyewthankyew

very good!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:17, archived)

I can tell by the pixels

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:02, archived)

COL

ENG
DICT?
I don't get it.

(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:28, archived)

The Pale Man called, he wants his right hand back

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:41, archived)

If rob goes to prison I would like to volunteer myself to be the new fuhrer.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 May 2012, 1:07, archived)

Haha.

Something about perverting "justice". Does justice come in magenta?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 16 May 2012, 1:52, archived)

I just realized

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMtk5Lor_0E

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 16 May 2012, 6:47, archived)

Whatever you've done

its so good I can't see it :/

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 16 May 2012, 2:25, archived)

Thank you :)

I gave her a LOT of extra cleavage (and a new jacket, for that matter - blending the pin-stripes into the black was hard work).

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:13, archived)

Glad to see it's not just me that does this

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)

Blimey

Mick Hucknall's looking a bit rough these days.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 16 May 2012, 5:16, archived)

Needs more tit frog...

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:08, archived)

I keep doing faces

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:09, archived)

chubby Peter Sellers

right i'm off

www.b3ta.com/links/Hard_Boiled_1992_Full_Movie

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:14, archived)

would probably look better as yoda

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:04, archived)

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