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# Ribena Berry The Hague
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 18 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I like this
I have a strange fascination with products that advertise with 'living' versions of the main ingredient being all jolly and happy, seemingly unknowing of the contents. Its even better when theyre eating themselves:
www.11points.com/food-drink/11_foods_that_feature_cartoon_animals_killing_themselves
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
#
And then they drink the juice of their pulped comrades.
So they're just a bunch of canabalistic sadomasochists.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I only eat peas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:39, archived)
# plop plop plop plop bottoms


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(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Well, this makes perfect sense
So,anyone buy Facebook shares today?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# woah
nice Richard Thompson quote there
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# You might like it, but the rest of us don't!

EDIT: Sorry, that's not you is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# marzipan
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Oh fuck, he seems to be everywhere today, the fat attention-seeking ballbag.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# OH HAI BALDMORGAN
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Eh, not quite
he needs another one to attend to his balls
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# and another round the back for the rimmings
/greedy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# At least he took her tampon out!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# A smoking tampon.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# That's not smoke, the string is solid with clotted blood



I'm surprisingly ashamed of saying that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# haha fuck !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Hahah
ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# That was my response
But fuck it, it's B3ta, we're meant to be puerile, God damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# ^
This, because saying such things on the 'other' time sink (that facebooks) is not really wise, as they can be seen by everyone i know, including my mom.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:46, archived)
# other than the fact i call her "mum",
i quite agree. well, i would if i was on facebook much anymore but i'm not, though i will be watching its share price do an impersonation of the hindenberg reasonably soon.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
#
"You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is...". It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married"

Ah, classic simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Prase hims.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Yay!
*ignores the last bit*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I'm never norty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I always thought bumsex made the world go round
but now I understand that it's that kitten's paw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Just to be clear
Does norty include torturing songbirds and small rodents?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Homophobic kitten gods fuck off.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 18 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Thus does heresy become orthodoxy
I call schism!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# No cuddils at all?
OK OK I repent
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Catgod is in Windows?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 19 May 2012, 2:32, archived)
# Wigan?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# kittin god gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# amens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# But kitty needs you to masterbate so he can watch
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Beautifle.
*stops bumsecksing*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 19:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 18 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Catz are back!
Meet Burmese Cat and Bowie Cat! Inspired by Prase Hims. Go easy on me - it's my first post.


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(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Fri 18 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Is good.
^^^
(mralston Matt, Fri 18 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Definitely respectable.
Laser cats. Excellent first post.

Welcome, pull up a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# that very concorde (F-BTSD)
ended up looking like this for a brief, yet embarrassing, period in the 90s.

I think your version is better.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# But katz luv bumsecks. They rilly, rilly do. Anything to do with bums is good with cats.
(Also they love humping dressing gowns, armpits and face-in-groin.)
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Kittens and baby language..
..can someone explain to this miserable twat why this is funny?
(Haywood Manley, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I think it's funny because cats combine intense arrogance, aloofness and a superiority complex with a goofy, kitteny innocence.
It's an amusing combination that enables them to be depicted issuing commands to us and acting like they rule the world, only that they fall down on being quite naive and getting it wrong.

I think.

Sometimes these qualities come out in people, too (e.g. George Bush).
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Fair enough.
What about the baby language?
(Haywood Manley, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:52, archived)
#
I wholeheartedly agree. I've never 'got' this cat/stupid language thing.
(paraprod, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# for you dear b3tans
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue529/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Whats Rob short for?
Is it Robert? Roberto? Robin? Because you have little legs?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Robina
the popular blackcurrant drink
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# the blowjob faces made my day
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
and thanks for the mention.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Woo
Nice one Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I thank yee !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# gut scheisse
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# oh how different things would have been
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# i know right
the concentration camp prisoners would have had that stuff pumped into the showers instead, they would have had a ball.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# That's a cracker!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# cheers, moley
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Hurry up Adolf!
Bloody toploader.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# aye
but it's cyanide, so it's cool
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# To the boinker!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Yay
That's exceedingly woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# thanks, bud
see what i did there?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Oh Adolf, what japes are in store I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# gestapot
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# ach, das ist gut Marihuana
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Roll a fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:36, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Ain't no party like a Hitler party.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 May 2012, 0:14, archived)
# :D
roll one for me
(herman:D, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Luuuuvely!
Got any Veras?
*clicks decidedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Western Front loader
Is all mich, mich, mich with him
(KernowExile sold out too low, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Swas-tea-ka!
Has this been pre-shopped? I'm assuming the swastika in the reflection of the coffee pot is from the first attempt.
(WinnieTheTurd, Mon 21 May 2012, 7:44, archived)
# b3ta newsletter subjectline compo
here's the pokey
to make a jokey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Piss. Well there goes me thrust down the board in a matter of minutes
....and where I belong
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Think BBDO's Front Page about covers it
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# buy b3ta baby powder, fresh from Thailand
You really can't B3tus on Tawianese f3tus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# FLOATING ON THE STOCK EXCHANGE LIKE A POO IN A TOILET
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
#

...Oh wait...
*gets coat*
(#1, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Bono's a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
# WE MAKE RICHARD DAWKINS LOOK LIKE THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# A festering hot bed of atheist extremism
With a few radical agnostics
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Wobbly hits the big 366!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Markets tremble as b3ta floated on the stock exchange
like most of the content of Facebook, this may be complete bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# b3ta shares go on the market in a billion dollar floatation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Rebecca Brooks scratch and sniff edition.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# phwoor!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Breathing safe for pregnant women
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Seb Coe: I had Fatima Whitbread in the 80s
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# SAUSAGES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Summer's over, must be time for The Fall
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# More a case of heaven and hell


Thanks to Maiden for You Tube extraction
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Yay it's Friday and I'm at work! Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# That's right, woodchuck-chuckers,
it's FRIDAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I love that girl in that video
*friday glees*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ooops Rebekah/Rebecca mixup...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Kickin' in the front seat or moonin' in the back seat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I love the way she is glued to the calender thing but her hat.

* I said 'her hat'!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# I heard that
Pardon
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Yay sportings

I can't wait. Is it over yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# BUY MY CEREAL IT HAS THE SPORTS ON IT
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
# MY TOOTHPASTE IS A SPORTS TOOTHPASTES
SPORTPASTE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
# BUY these, it's the OFFICIAL
Sanitary towels of the Olympits.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# BUY THESE CRISPS - YOU WILL GET ROBOT LEGS AND RUN REAL FAST LIKE TIHS GUY
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I heartily endorse this advertising style
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 18 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Exterioir shot: Field: An athletic looking twenty something muses, "OH FUCK IT AM PERIOD TIEM"
Quick cut to someone doing a high jump, "ATHLETICS WILL STOP YOUR PERIOD LOL".

OLYMPIC LOGO JUXTAPOSITIONED WITH JAM-RAGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# *buys product*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Stolen by Reddit in 5, 4 ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Haha
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I have seen this advert. It is a real advert.
All I could think was, "Why the fuck would an Olympic athlete be having a period over the Olympics, when she is competing? Even if she has enough bodyfat to menstruate, she would surely take the pill to stop it. Stupid tampons must think we are stupid."

(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Fri 18 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
# "Well, your driver's licence seems to be in order. You can keep the giant soap bubble, but that hideous Olympic merchandise will have to go.
This is a respectable city, after all."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# YOU can't wait for it to be over?
And you're not even in London!

One long month of hell in store for us
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Ah, c'mon
Its not that bad. I dont really care for the 'limpix, but its nice knowing you live somewhere that everyone suddenly cares about.
Plus, theyre spending lots of money to build shiny new things that we can keep after the linpicks is over
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# NOT WHEN IT IS REDUCED TO RUBBLE BY TERRISTS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Do you work for the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I thought we all did?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# I'm more concerned about the travel chaos
I've been told my work is 'business critical' so I can't work from home, despite having all the means to do so, including a better computer.
Funny how my salary doesn't reflect how 'business critical' my work is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I'll be in Canada in July
I'm trying to find a way to stay for August as well :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# It's even got THE FOOTBALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Come on, The Footballs! Do a score!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
# The Footballs! For many excitings!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# The guy in the black is sponsored by a LASS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
#


*expert skintone effects*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Wow that's one hell of an algorithm you've got there :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# it's an unbeatable combination of maths, technology, looking, and laziness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# It's some cutting-edge stuff, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!
Took me a while even though I remember seeing it before...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# This is still one of the best damn things on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# umpteenth pea
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# I like what you've done to that Orbit sculpture thing
I always imagined it was made from the red wax Kapoor likes to shoot out of canons ( youtu.be/Yi4zL25abHM ) and when the sun came out it would just melt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha
this is brilliant

COME ON THE LONDONS!

*shares on facebook*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I hope Team The Londons do jolly well in every The Sports event
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
# I hope we win one of those nice badges.
I bet we win a badge for Sport Balls Game, or maybe the Running Around Game.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# the sandpit jumpy game is my favouritest
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Running is fun, too.
I like the game where they all chase the black gentlemen round and round. Sometimes they carry a little stick, and keep giving it to their friends - that's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# ......sorry
.


Kudos to Q4 for the inspiration....
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:55, archived)
# If there's one thing i love more than goatse shops, its cat heads stuck on things
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Well aren't you just the cross-board ray of sunshine today :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Just a bit fed up, is all :-)
Ill be sat behind a table pimping my shit at the Kapow comic con in islington this weekend. Ill probably be bored shitless, but at least i wont be working, or sat at a computer.
Hope i get some nice cosplay ladies to gawp at.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I may be sorely tempted
to find you at said convention, greet you with a huge "wow, i love your work, its just super great!", and ask for an autograph.

Then pull out a print out of the above picture for your signature.

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Hehehe
Do you want it in yellow or brown?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
#
can I have both?!

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# You're in the right place then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE GOATSE

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Is Cohagen having a laugh?
Skillful work at merging bum cheeks with face cheeks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# hahah christ
this makes me think it's the original and in fact the original is the shopped one



/making sense blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] blessed be
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# ROLF!
(Can you tell what it is yet?)
(mralston Matt, Fri 18 May 2012, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Silly At At is aiming too high
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
# You know damn well they just shoot without aiming.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, archived)
# it's a baby one, they're very uncoordinated at that age
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Walk...shoot...walk...shoot...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I wonder what an AT AT nappy looks like
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# There are some very wrong people in the world:
gadgetsin.com/star-wars-at-at-dog-costume.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# :D.......:'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I know, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# This needs a couple of howling wolves
Awesome work 'tomic.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# They died in the war.
www.b3ta.com/board/10770572
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Nice work
Those Tauntaun remind me of that beastie of Never-Ending Story?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Let it end! Let it end!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Gaaahhhhgggrrrr!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# That's wrong in so many ways.
Pass me the mind bleach.
(mralston Matt, Fri 18 May 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Please will someone put it out of our misery
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Helping people to get into her van...

Did I misread the compo?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
# + Cara
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# oh gawd
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# it really hurts, doesn't it =(
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
# this deserves a hard stare
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now šŸ‘Š, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Marmalade Bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# There's been a horrible accident.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# no, I'm fine
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Thank God [mod edit] rob.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
# [mod edit] soap [mod edit] up the arse
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Hi Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# [TIRED]

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Oh yeah? Two can play that ga-
Nah, better not actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
# hats off to that
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Ahhh look a teh lickle doggie...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
# God makes an entrance...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Oh dear, the witticisms are coming thick and fast tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Divine intervention
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Anus Dei
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Is God having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# OMFG LIEK IF U FINK DIS IZ GOD AN DONNA SUMMERZ N JACKO XOXOXOXOXOX
In other words, don't post this on Facebook. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# 4 EVA WIV BABEY P XXXXXXXx

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
# How wonderfully tacky :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# DONER WITNY JAID AN PRNCES DIE WIV ANGELS DEY DID 4 ARE SINNS !99PERCENT OV PEPUL WONT REPOST DIS WILL U??????????
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# 4 EVRY LIEK FACBOOK WIL DONAIGHT £1 2 CANCER RESURCH SO ERES A RLY ORRIBUL PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:58, archived)
# IF U DONTT SHAER THIS CONY WILL MURDRE A CHILD AND SOAPA WILL BLOCK UR INTERNETS!!!!!!!!!!!
great work, drimbly :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Does the sun shine out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
# hey I can see Uranus
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
# lol
＞Ｏ＜
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Needs more sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Heaven is a place on Earth, apparently!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
# That is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Holy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Holy Ghostse?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now šŸ‘Š, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# hahahaha
So that's what Jesus would do!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
# that lovely lady has a fabulously pert set of boobies
and i for one would like to be in jesus's position.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately Trixie hadn't been good enough to make it to heaven and had to make do with a low earth orbit

Also. Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# I'd orbit her low earths
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
# I'd like take her to heaven.
By having sex with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
# VAG!!!
Hows your doings?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Hello mate!
Yes I'm OK - busier than your mum's pants, but it helps the day go by.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# O_O
Not so good, my mum died last week.

* Only joking, I'm marvelous and so is my mum. (but you probably know that)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I'd make do with her orbits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
# She can dock my satellite for resupply!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Erm... I'd launch my rocket up her... erm... flight path.
And bring her to a stable apogee. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ^ With tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Yes, this.
Lots of them, and other lady things, whatever they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
# satellite of love
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
# something something her gravity well something

Lovely earth rotation by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
# I would like to have intercourse with her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Clearly we need a male equivalent
so in lieu of anything classy, have this

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I'd have sexual intercourse with her.
If you know what I mean! ;D

EDIT: Aww bollocks! Been pipped to the post D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
# I just don't think you'll fit in here -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcBOX1JBcjQ
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Pffft! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
# I've had her
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Fri 18 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Ooooh.... nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I'd like to help with her orbital insertion
and "jettison" my "payload" into her "dock"

/etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# "Nice"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
# oh my, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# I'd 'engage' my 'thruster', then 'burn up' as I 'skimmed' the 'atmosphere'
'no', I don't 'know' 'where' I'm 'going' with all these 'speech marks' either
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# nice "nacelles"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# I'd smash her pod bay doors in
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Who is this little angel minx
with the questionable bone structure?
(mralston Matt, Fri 18 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# My wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Sat 19 May 2012, 3:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
# This is EXACTLY what I've been saying for YEARS!
Religion is a means of controlling the masses. End of story. I won't engage anyone in debate on this, but this made me smile. Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
# ^ this
Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Indeed!
It was not only a loosely maintained attempt at law enforcement, it was also to try and make sense of the world, which at the time, very few people tried to do. Of course, there were excellent minds such as Galilei and Copernicus who helped found a society in which we wouldn't jump to conclusions about the universe; we would go out and test it for ourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
# This week is going to be one big athe-jism. XD *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Too true
It was Christianity which first painted the devil on the worlds walls; It was Christianity which first brought sin into the world. Belief in the cure which it offered has now been shaken to it's deepest roots; but belief in the sickness which it taught and propagated continues to exists.
Friedrich Nietzsche

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# "There'll be no escape for the princess this time."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# :-D
Very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha!
These are not the toys you are looking for!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha, how about these?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Hehe. Buzz and Woody are such appropriate names too.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Nearly topical pea.

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Why are they both giving us the forks?
Ill-mannered dildos!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# LIMPICS!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Lympdicks?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Moar.

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
# My goiter and me fully endorse this product
/georgelucus

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Cumming master Luke
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# No, not my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# "Oh! I can't bear to watch!"
Idiot.

*perves unashamedly*

Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Is this what heaven looks like
to a geek girl?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# shopped pictures only please
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
# I don't care what you smell!
Get in there and don't worry about it
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Well played that man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# RROWWWHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Haha ace
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Buzz Droids
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
# * Pushes his pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
a-doo-doo-doo
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
# * Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:02, archived)
# ...come on and do the trainline...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
# I seriously love your sense of humour
but now I can't stop singing again!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
# It's better than still signing along to this!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
# I'm not sure it's big enough for the both of 'em.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I recently found out that the plonky red wine I really like, 'Maphrodaphne', translates literally as:
'Black Grape'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Maphrodaphne sounds like a transexual midway through "the procedure"....
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Something like this, I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
# That place have no humanism
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
# No woman,
no cry
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
# What about Satanists?
Are we allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
# There are more clauses on the other side
I think "no sinners" is a wide enough net to cover most cases
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Yes
The music tends to be better
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 18 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
# No pee pee in hallway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Isn't Ghostie the manager there?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
None shall come to the bash but through him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
I thought all dogs went to heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Nah they're far too welcoming.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
# no harp playing after 9pm
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
# I remember when i came here to see CDC
Now it is the place to debate Existential quantification philosophical determinism and intersubjectivity. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Yeah I agree with all them big wordy things above ^
I think
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
# SAUSAGE TIEM!!!
also: Ning Mediocre

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
# DIRTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Jolly good shot sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I've been practising.
I aim to please*.

*Myself
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
# 1987, what the fuck is going on?
What a great sausage day it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Every sausage day is a great sausage day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# I've been to Belgium recently
it hasn't changed much
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Good times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Bruges was nice at Christmas
Then we went home

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 18 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
# I went to Belgium.
I burnt some kid's neck. I liked it.
Mayonnaise on chips. Fruity beer. Massive rabbits. Hooray.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Rabbit stews in dark beer, hooray

I like how they advertise outside the restaurants and on the menus what brand of beer the stews were made in.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
# We get that in Britain
but with pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# The traditional british Pie stewed in beer
with it's famous soggy pastry.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
# I love that game.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Oft played at Northern private schools
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Fun for all the extended family
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Sausage!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
# \o/
This thread is about sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
# I have been to this Belgium place
I was very impressed with the supermarket I went to, and the fact as a child I was a able to watch the French Connection in the middle of the afternoon on television.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# What was particularly impressive about the supermarket?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
# I really hope this is a series
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
# It could be
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Lovely to see some new works from you, Inventor
Also, that ^ about a series
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:37, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD

I might make a series. Art connaisseurs would later look upon this chapter in my work and call it my saussiche period
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

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