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[challenge entry] try to get buried in a good mobile reception area, just in case
(hamble, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Seeing as I plan on being enbalmed first there's not much point.
I do hope the family stump up for a better coffin than that one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
# When I die, they're going to dress me up as Superman and drop me out of a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Get dressed up as father christmas and have them stuff you down some random chimney.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahaha! Getting Gremlins flashbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Star Trek Wars Scotty had his ashes sent into space on that rocket yesterday
www.livescience.com/20489-scotty-ashes-spacex-rocket-launch.html
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
# He did indeed!
They showed a few clips on the news last night, along with Shatner acting up a storm. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Is uber cool, I'll have to make do with being thrown off a cliff
(my ashes - not my rotting cadaver)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I know there's a few people that have been cremated and turned into a pencil.
I suppose that'd be fitting for me, being an illustrator. Technically, I'd still be working after I die. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:03, archived)
# I'm not tempted in case somebody used me to draw
yiffing effing manga :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Get embalmed with lighter fluid and stuffed with fireworks
then get an outdoors cremation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:37, archived)
# the sulfur burns will ruin the meat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Dancing, yeah
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
# That's off the fluffy scale :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Ha I love the bear one, here's a new yiff one for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Hoooo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
# I think you should buy her dinner
She looks like she needs a decent meal or two
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 23 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Good plan. :D
I'm just as thin, if not thinner. Should get on like a house on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# modelledCam'sheadroundaGumbyanditstilllookslikehimlol :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:08, archived)
# And now for something completely different.


* mind the seams
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Ah the B3ta bashes of old.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Whatever happened to Mark Porter?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# MY BRAIN HURTS
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:12, archived)
# WHERE'S ME LANCET?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:26, archived)
# NUUUUUURSE! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:26, archived)
# I loik the sound of two bricks bangin together!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Gumbys ftw :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Hit it! With a hammer! Hit it!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
# THE NEXT SKETCH IS ABOUT ACCOUNTANTS!
ACCOUNTANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Yes yes yes yes yes
Brilliant. Love the countdown
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
# "I would put a tax... on all people... who stand... in water."
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Probably been done by Mr Wildish but anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Hahahaha.
I'm more a 'get a bigger glass' person myself. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:45, archived)
# I'm a "It's your round" kinda guy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)
# I am quite round yes. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:02, archived)
# "This isn't my glass, my glass was full"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
# I am more of a pedantic dick myself
If the glass is (or most recently was) in the process of being filled, it's half full.
If it's in the process of being emptied, it's half empty.
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Database programmers say
the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
# :) Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:22, archived)
# This makes me thirsty!
And I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Beautiful work.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# this is a bit clever innit
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
# This is how it happened
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:59, archived)
# I read the court mauscripts:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Classic
Perfect picture for Day 6 - certainly the best specimens of man you could ask for.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# gwaaarn the Wurzels :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 24 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I'll save the day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:44, archived)
# Ha! Then I shall ruin the day... before JJ and the yiffers get here and do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:47, archived)
# Kittens, with tits!
Ning TC

* ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:01, archived)
# Like we did last Summer?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
# how ridiculous
you'd never see a cat wearing a turtleneck
(dringypie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
#
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ...but obi wan isnt actually doing anything...?
I guess he's using the force to slow down the GIFs frame rate.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
# You're not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Dave's looking good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Phwoar
I'd like to show her my groundstrokes
ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
# O_O
and ning (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Woman burned to death after ignoring restricted hours in Yakub Muslim National Curfew for Whites; Are you next?
The Patricia Dunn Melanoma Execution; Contra Costa County Yakub Muslims Publish Fiery Details of Burning Former Hewlett-Packard Chairman to Death, Warn Whites: Abide by National Curfew for Whites Hours: MONDAY-FRIDAY: 5AM-7AM, 11AM-1P, 5PM-6PM; SATURDAY. & SUNDAY: 5AM-7AM, 11AM-1PM, 4PM-5-M;

MOD EDIT crazy website spam
(licensed2carry, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:56, archived)
# allow me to be the first
to say fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:03, archived)
# This is not the place for that.
Cummon. You've done more harm then good.


Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:06, archived)
# i think you want
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:37, archived)
# get on the gun
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Haha
Well prepared :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 23 May 2012, 9:24, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Does anybody know
Does anybody know if you can feel it when one of these Yakub Muslims is standing behind you burning our necks or cheeks with their melanomas, sarcomas or carcinomas and if SPF will help?
(licensed2carry, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:03, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:00, archived)
# Feel the force of my mothers tongue over your fathers penis
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:09, archived)
# He's here to give you cancer in the fuck.

Like a muslim with muslamic ray guns
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:06, archived)
# wasn't he called jeffrey last time?
hahaha, just noticed that someone's actually told him to post the link here on the comments at the bottom of his blog...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:03, archived)
# THIS IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN FRANCE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTVW77nkCqo
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:12, archived)
# "I didn't like it"
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:48, archived)
# You sir have touched my hams in ways they have not been touched,
not been touched like that in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 23 May 2012, 4:09, archived)
# Yakub Muslims branding us w/melanomas in our unawares
I know a COUPLE of my friends have been diagnosed with the Yakub melanomas and the Yakub skin cancer. So it's NOT funny! The ones they are using UV light to assign on our skin are MUCH more aggressive than the regular ones.
(licensed2carry, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:14, archived)
# Worst bank account idea ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:16, archived)
# Doc'Dyslexia created that Cancer Potato character targeting that point.
I just fleshed it out to a banner. I thought then, and still do, that it might
not be such a bad idea. People are sick little fucks and it actually could
draw in a buttload of cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:29, archived)
# There's another section of this site
where they enjoy this sort of thing.
www.b3ta.com/talk is there for you, man. It's named TALK because they only do serious stuff such as this. You posted in the bit that is for pictures.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 23 May 2012, 4:51, archived)
# have some milt for your melonoma
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:58, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:08, archived)
# also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU3RbFb7rZQ
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:05, archived)
# geoff?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:19, archived)
# SoccerBall Lols
* I never did understand Football?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:34, archived)
# Who the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:58, archived)
#
I Googled, these are some of the people they're currently burning or have already killed
(licensed2carry, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:15, archived)
# yeah
no one cares
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:18, archived)
#
The people who are DEAD do! The they're assigning MELANOMAS do! Those of us TRYING to PROTECT ourselves who HAVE to work around blacks we suspect are closet YAKUB MUSLIMS DO!
(licensed2carry, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:16, archived)
# do dead people really care? do they?
Think about it ukip. do they?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Why don't you show us your tits or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:34, archived)
# I have new shoes lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:20, archived)
# this is like catnippp but mair mental
Yakub-muslim-melanoma doo doo doo doo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:27, archived)
# The furrins are giving us caaaaancer!
If they can just add in travellers and benefits scroungers, it's a Daily Mail wet dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:31, archived)
# secret diaries of kate mccann and the queen mum reveal that muslim mushrooms give you cancers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:34, archived)
# i'm going to pretend that there wasnt a comment deletion here
I got so confused here
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)
# Wut? ...
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Wed 23 May 2012, 7:34, archived)
#
Quote:

“The skin plagues and melanomas are the curse of God against white people for their skin sins and continued evil of today. In Daniel, Isaiah and Revelations God warns He will curse the evil with the Sores That Do Not Heal. Skin cancer and melanomas are these sores. “Based on their skin color, whites exalted …

MOD EDIT crazy website spam

Based on their skin color, whites exalted them-selves above all on the planet & called every-one else: ugly, evil & inferior. Now, that giving everyone else life burns their skin. That giving everyone else life is God. The sun is God. The sun hates white people. God Hates Whites & has fixed His light to discriminate between black & whites to destroy the whites. Ultra-violet light is the fire of the 2nd Rapture burn-ing evil from the earth, Dr. Yakub 7 Ali; “Do white children still deserve to play in the light of the Sun of God?” No, the Sun of God says.

(licensed2carry, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:47, archived)
# So
Please tell us your views on Morgellon's, Dave Dees, alien abductions, shapeshifters, 21/12/12 and September 11th.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:59, archived)
# and cloudships
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:01, archived)
# and chemtrails
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, archived)
# and Horse is an Alien
I WANT TO BELIEVE
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:00, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# how does it all fit together??
Is everyone all conspiricying against each other all times?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:05, archived)
# We call the successful conspiracies governments.
oh.. wait

THEY GOT ME MAN! MY POUNDLAND TINFOIL WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH

DAMN IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE USED ONLY THE HIGH QUALITY BACOFOIL BRANDED TINFOIL

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:11, archived)
# It's past curfew
Now fuck off back to your wanking-chariot you fucking nutcase
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:03, archived)
# cunt off cock ears
(#1, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, archived)
# the sun is a moslen
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Slight problem with this nonsense is that everyone looks nasty in UV
*Everyone*

Irrespective of skin colour.

But hey, fantasies reinforce themselves by virtue of their existence.

How sad that some people have nothing in them but hate, fear and despair.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)
# fuck you
I look awesome with my blue face and bright green teeth. i like wearing white tshirts and pretending im in Tron
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:29, archived)
# fuck you, burnt face man
HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
# lol hateblog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:10, archived)
# I think it's a clever viral ad campaign for Ambre Solaire
Happy Toast:
Dredd trailer, good or not?

*said while peeping through fingers tears in eyes*

If joe takes his cunting helmet off in this one, it's fucking jihadtime
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:12, archived)
# as soon as I see the trailer I'll let you know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Pfft i see... i thought "was waiting..." referred to the recent past
Carry on
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:42, archived)
# on the plus side
I submitted my Dredd story this morning. Not the best of my work, and the original draft was about 10% over the word limit so I had to hack off large chunks here and there and the plot sounds far too rushed and lacking in descriptions, but it's done.

I had an epic Hotdog-Run story I used often as an RPG scenario that I wanted to write up sometime, but then a little searching finds a very similar idea was used with some floaty shark things years ago. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)
# best of luck chap, hope to see you waving a lawgiver soon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
# I AM THE LAW!
Ta muchly. Wonder if the Captain has submitted anything yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Although by no means the first
allow me to say 'fuck off'.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Ha ha!
This is very good!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:40, archived)
# allow me to be the last
to say fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
# allow ME to be the last to tell you to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# I never forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# FUCK OFF
you last fuck off stealer
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 23 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# STFUYSFI
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# You, sir, are a cunt-puffin.

Now get to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Swallow it further!
I wanna see them balls pop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:03, archived)
# only in
your wildest dreams ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:08, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:13, archived)
# well that is one hell of a pork sword ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 23 May 2012, 1:41, archived)
# TJ:
the olympic torch goes through my town tomorrow, how quickly do you think I would be arrested if I turned up to watch the procession whilst carrying a fire extinguisher?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 May 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Do it
Film it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:44, archived)
# as fun as it sounds
I think the reality of it would be a bit too real - www.youtube.com/watch?v=veRT4d2aDzo
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 May 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Serious scratch of forehead
time for bed

and yes I remember all that bollokcs, oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:57, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:48, archived)
# If you do it, I'll give you the 1.5 million points
on my frequent internet users card.

Everything in Japanese rooms is so tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 May 2012, 0:47, archived)
# a safer thing would be to hold out a cigarette and shout
"GIS US A LIGHT MATE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 May 2012, 0:51, archived)
# I think you've just earned 200 points on your card.
Let me know if it works - I'm off birdwatching.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 May 2012, 0:54, archived)
# I like Japanese birds!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 May 2012, 1:54, archived)
# After the trial, you'd be an instant celebrity.
I hate the Olympics just for the fucking carbon footprint.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:12, archived)
# What you don't see
is what's going on 'down below'.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 23 May 2012, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] for DMM :D


conveniently lllonggg meeting this morning (and sympathetic colleague)..
link to scribble
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
# *Crash of lightening*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:36, archived)
# that's good that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# thanx :D
i like the coloured up doodles better, but didn't want to post them without making an effort & needed it out my head..

also i have made a cat wot plays the geetar gif in reserve ;))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:04, archived)
# He's easily pleased

Edit: Thanks guys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Haha!
Tip top
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:00, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# spang!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:22, archived)
# chuckles :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:22, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha puntastic.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 May 2012, 0:00, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:40, archived)
# YES!
A perfect time for me to return to the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:04, archived)
# I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:24, archived)
# Hold still now....

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:59, archived)
# Oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:22, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
# hahahaha
he loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I love when a Flan comes together.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# have a late click :D
that was ace
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:19, archived)
# You forgot to compo it
Because surely that is the epitome of heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Gadgetlolz =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Ace
especially the chap with the white hair who's name i forgot
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Fanks.
His name is; Posh bloke that they give all the crap gadgets to review.

I think...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Looks like Beavis.
AND Butthead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I was thinking it makes him look like
Ted Danson.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Haha, yeah, I can sorta see that too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Now I've got the Beavis laugh in my head...
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Johnny Eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Terence Teethmouth
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Phillip Schofield.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Heaven sounds brilliant. I can see why people want to go.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# "Better to reign in Hell..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Ha!
How on earth does your brain come out with woo-stuff like this all the time?

It's not normal
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:21, archived)
# good one!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Sittin' in heaven doin' some praisin'
Me halo's right heavy, much to my chagrin.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# That last slide must have taken you ages to do...
...I was going to count them, but I have just found Escape From New York on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I drew every one individually.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# *critical straight-face collapse in 5... 4... 3...*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# top drawer
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# This deserves to win
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Pause window
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:52, archived)
# hahahahaha, excellent
Do you still get Sky+ there?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# It makes me so happy that somewhere in the world, this happened.
If it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha, I like the trail it cuts in the grass on the kerb.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Fuck you and your one more ha than Mu oneupmanship.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Very, very foolish words, man.
*removes sunglasses*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Coming along here with your extra hahas as if you're king of the clowns.
It ain't on, Boffo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Don't get uptight with me, man. Cos if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine.
And if you spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.

If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# "Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a boxer."
"If you're a heavyweight-"
"SHUT UP I GET THE PUNCHLINE!"
*GLORIOUS UPPERCUT*

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
www.mattsmoviesounds.co.uk/sounds/head_numb.wav
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
# That's like something out of Benny Hill


PS. You're barking
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# He delivered the Cout de Gras
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# He has no respect for the lawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Sharp as a blade though.
edit: No more puns?
That was cut short.
Guess I'll go trim my bushes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Leafing so soon? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# He doesn't want to soil his reputation by killing a pun-thread
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
# He mows it won't get any better than this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Pfft................you guys raked in some good ones there................. o__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# You really should have spade more attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I was distracted by gorgeous hose.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# With a thick sprinkler.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Just stay out of her duckpond.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Even I'm not sure what I meant by that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
# You poor sod!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:28, archived)
# I meant ho's (hoes?)...what a complete tool i am.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Don't worry, in dew time, pun threads dry up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Not if planted carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# You've sown the seed of doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# More like Witchgraft.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Stop hedging your bets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
# ARBORt thread!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:14, archived)
# I've seen many suc-seed, but a lot are cut short.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# We'll-borrow some new puns then
in the hope they bear fruit, rather than vegetate.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Best one XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I've had a small pee
in my pants like
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not just the tits

It's also the space between them
(I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# ...and the silicone in them.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I believe it was Oppenheimer who first postulated:
skinny birds + massive bristols = silicon funbags
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# that was Chubby Brown I think
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:09, archived)
# waits for it to animate
or make sense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# ^ This


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Christ
Thanks for sharing. Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# fake azz tits
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Hurr hurr, it's really fun to be straight, right fellas?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I can't enough female reproductive organs
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYc7bR3DYJo
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRVSuIKsGvg
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# MOGGY MUSIC!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9woPMP57X48
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Wow... o____o that is awesome!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMSKnB4yqb8
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# More of the same. Bla, bla, bla, punk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--SzOUUz8Dc


Also, there's some guy on the radio who has taken a tape head and uses it to run across bar codes to make sounds with springs in a box.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Hoo, that's good :D
I know Jonsi from Sigur Ros uses a violin bow on an electric guitar, and to make the soundtrack for Dark Knight, Hans Zimmer used razor blades on wires.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# cough*bindun*cough
www.bartcop.com/jimmy-page-bow-solo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I love this kind of innovation in music; making sound in such an unconventional or unusual way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Bartcop!
That's a political forum I used to hang out on around 2003.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# the sternum?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:48, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10773708
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10773521
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# almost correct
missing the beer
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:10, archived)
# By the looks of it you'd need to be about 8 inches tall to ride on it.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# best squirrel furry porn all day.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Only about a week late, but have this anyway

Original here
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:05, archived)
# lovely, not seen the quo for a while
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# that is amazing
well played
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# that's well it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# I have always loved
the way that it looks like Art Garfunkel is wearing Paul Simon's hair as an EPIC moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
# cannot unsee!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# haha
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# *Spangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Pffft!
You can share my spang*...

*no euphemism intended
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Oh dear
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Bob Holness has died?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:44, archived)
# you just stepped over the spang line...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Ha! That's terrible
Well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:19, archived)
# nerd norks
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:19, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Hahaha top gurning child
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Spangalang....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Spang time!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# YaY
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
# ARFUR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
dammit Crites
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:27, archived)
# has it landed yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# hah!
(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Blockbuster still exists?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Just
about to go tits up any moment.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# its certainly a sustainable business model
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# In fact, it seems they make you take everything for at least 2 nights
Then charge you for two nights rental.
Thanks.
That helps.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Oh dear god.
Have my new spang....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# It's not gold, it's
Comedy Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Oh no
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Okay. Wait here please while I back up a few blocks for MASSIVE SPANGING
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Ahahaha
He looks so happy... :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# The perfect treat after fucking Gandalf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Gandalf had better get some antivirals
That Mouth had a Sauron it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
#
norton.software.informer.com/download-norton-antivirus-repair-wizard/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Using one troublesome wizard to remove another is hardly wise.
Fire, lots of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
# ...or a dagger in the back, followed by a 10 story fall onto a giant water spike.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# this reminds me
I've got some FAB's in the freezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# That reminds me...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Robin's nicked his flake....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# mmmmm
mr whippy :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Gweetings pawishoners!

(so sorry.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# don't you mean so sowwy?
sowwy
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# heh,
maybe I'll update the image with Roy Hodgson at Euros time...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbqv3MwwVd8
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# aha...
not seen The Princess Bride myself but I've heard good things about it
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# It is a fine fine thing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Get thee hence to a film acquisition place!
It's a must-watch filum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Not seen 'The Princess Bride'?
Inconceivable!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# You keep using that word
I do not think it means what you think it means.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:42, archived)
# ohthattookwaytoolongyoubastard
get thee to spang
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# haha
a classic time-release moment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# MORE PAWWA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# ...by Iggy and the Stooges!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# knowwhatumsayin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDNzQ3CXspU
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Ah, the guy who allegedly almost shoplifted a kitchen utensil
It was a whisk he was prepared to take.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Jesus Christ
Slams head on desk.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Should twy fairwy lickwid.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Bugger! Just missed my 14,000 b3ta post milestone...
000 b3ta post milestone...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Being Herman looks difficult 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Very.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# It takes practice...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Hahah I'd forgotten how many of these I'd done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
# ^
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# and
www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/pole_vault_jedi.gif
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
# lol pikeys
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# me to :D
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# perfect timing =))
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# hahahaha
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:54, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm getting a bit tearful laughing at these again
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I think this is the best one.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
# ^this.. hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Threadsave!
:D

That's Sheep isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# it is
..Obi got him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Obi-haaave, you naughty Jedi!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Lucozade wobbles but it won't fall down
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Happy belated congrats
I have just missed my 28,947'th post
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Trapping a squirrel in a bottle
is just not on :p
Bravo on 14,000, shame you missed it, but I pictured you nude anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Hahahaha


Nick Clegg. Remember him? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Yay!
The true master is here...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# From the makers of LoveGLOVE 2000:
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I could do with one of these
to relieve my RSI
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# And they say it's your eyes that go first
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# I just got new glasses :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Careful now... the protoype wasn't too successful:
www.b3ta.com/board/10773453
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# So that's how the Lorena Bobbitt incident really happened
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Ouch.
They must have hooked it up the wrong way round!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# *orders one for each arm*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# haha
they should hoock up with George Alagiah
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Hehehe
Porn version of Ghostbusters?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Don't cross the streams!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# He looks like the love child of Nick Clegg and Anders Breivik
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:22, archived)

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