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# Her majesty's 2nd job
Have you ever wondered what Queen Elizabeth II do when she's not at Buckingham Palace?


Enjoy.
(PaulHDK, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# I'm trying my best but I'm not managing to enjoy it
What am I doing wrong pls?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Thinking
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:42, archived)
# On Her Majesty's Budget Airline.
"I expect you to fly!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Magnificent shop, Sir
Plus you retained your chances of a knighthood when you approach middle age

However, given I have just observed you have only posted four posts in seven years, I must award you with this:



A Yhanthlei Order of Excellence

Because that is some mental lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# well...
...........thank you :)
(PaulHDK, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# You are welcome
have a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# ...thank you...
...it tastes wonderful with this earl gray...or something
(PaulHDK, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Yhanthlei Order awards are not afforded lightly
I had to round up and personally conduct a few human sacrifices before that was awarded to you by the executive committee
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# GOD BLESS THE QUEEG
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Majesty on the Bounty
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Best wednesday?






Looks like Mt Hogis ran away with the vote there
spotify:track:2hznITJvvbhrtT3kO6sDVt (This Rhythm by Filthy Dukes)
spotify:track:0oT6bp17bp05e8V2JEIaPM (Smoke Break (Instrumental) by The Alchemist)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# hogis
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# hooooooooooooooooooooogiiiiiiis?
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOgiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis?

he must be out helping people

oh no, there he is
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt wi a helfy hat an the helfy chat, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Mt. Hogis, man.
Gotta be.

EDIT: Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Would you say, I have a plethora of hogis?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:09, archived)
# El Guapo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QI8nj6PSPI
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:12, archived)
# GUUUUUNS, GUUUUUUUUUNS
www.b3ta.com/board/10781196
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:13, archived)
# yes pleah, robert zambogis hmmmmmmmm?
tanx
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# it's zambibi not zoomchangis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Hogis
driving a zamboni! Hmm? Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:41, archived)
# I saw him wiv me own peepers, he was ridin a zamboni he was and me mate says he saw vimod buying a hammock
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:56, archived)
# omfg, yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
# Hogis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 8:03, archived)
# Wow, this has grown since I went to bed last night
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 12:00, archived)
# That's what all the girls tell me
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# LET'S GO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKmhlA2S2KU
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Live from Mt Changis vineyard
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# her 3rd job
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)
# fuck jubilee gimme cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# hahahaha
quality work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# That's a very Microwave-esque CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# it's for a game
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# According to the condensed version I just saw on the BBC, she enjoyed the bit with the horse, but gave not one fuck for the boats.
And Phil, Chuck, Bill and Harry quite like the Blue Peter theme.
Money well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# I've successfully managed to avoid all of it
just like the wedding thing

this makes me happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
# The news is a must, and they just happened to be on it.
Besides, it never hurts to keep an eye on your investments.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# :) this is true
the weekends tend to be a news free zone for me
I never really thought about that until now
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Me three!
Been on comp all day.
(fluckstlicks, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Woo
I was working on something similar from some footage I found earlier, but literally moaned aloud "what the fuck am I doing with my life,"

at about the fiftieth frame
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# I often think the same thing
it doesn't stop me though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# When I saw that sauce photo in my morning paper (here in California)
I knew it would be a bobbling head on b3ta before the day was out...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 3:05, archived)
# Hahah:)
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 10:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Greatest. Epitaph. Ever.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Wig Wham
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# A heavy price toupe for that one. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Hair raising pun.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Troubled Genius
Read some of his books when he was serving during the war and the sense of a moment in time of loss, love and dark humor was wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# haven't read them in a while
i have a few well dog eared copies of spikes stuff strewn about the place, funny stuff, yet very moving in places.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# I have read them
time and again. When I am Space President* they will be taught in schools.

*I might need some other policies, but I'll wing it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Read most of them over and over.
Especially the war ones.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 1:01, archived)
# heehee
great. Anything with Mr Milligan makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# BLAMMO
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Class, as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 6:45, archived)
# awesome as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Fartfurter in the facefurter, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:56, archived)
# ...

 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# 'shameful giggle'
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# The best kind!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Ahahahahayou're going to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Nah, death bed repentance FTW.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Ok, but you have to be really, really sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Epic cat leap .gif
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Ooh, ta.
It almost had me eye out.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# This is awesome :D
The power of that cat is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# If any other mammal deserves thumbs, it's cats.
They'd totally fuck our shit up, and then we'd have to develop cool new weapons.
Win-win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Cat are our masters
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Tabbies conquered the world.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:50, archived)
# They should make a new sci-fi film Aliens versus Tabbies :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Matrix! Send More *says agent thingmy*
This is fuckin ace.
(fluckstlicks, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 1:01, archived)
# :o
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
#
\O/
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# That's very Edvard
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# You little Munchey.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Hold still now....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Don't hit your mother on the head with a shovel
it'll leave a dull impression on her mind.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# *spangs*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Ta!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I think Saint Peter just scribbled out your name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Ah now, Cap'n
It's just 'armless fun!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Y than Q
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# hahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Great spangage
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Ha ha
Inevitable, I suppose!
:)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# heheheheh
but oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 7:24, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# One does like a damp pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:26, archived)
# alright A Vagab ... wait a minute
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Why is it
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Aww poor kitty
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Awwwzz!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Tell us about it
I just went to the shop and got absolutely soaked, with an umbrella

It hasn't stopped all day
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Ah, the rain.
Best of all the weathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Aww.
[comment about vaginal lubrication]
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Mind you
It keeps the drought at bay. :)
P.S. Scotland is not in drought.
(fluckstlicks, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 1:05, archived)
# it's raining - in England?
unacceptable
(MarkP0rter HOO I CAN'T SWIM, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 5:07, archived)
#
Very surprised I haven't seen a decent anti Jubilee piss-take on here
(EddieRobbo, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:50, archived)
#
after all she IS a cunt. And all her brood, and clinger ons
(EddieRobbo, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:51, archived)
# thread needs more pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Exactly so!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I really have nothing against the Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Ah
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# TROLL! TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Did he just say...troll?

Love that film
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Seriously good film, well worth what seemed like a long wait
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Shows what can be done by independent directors on a shoestring budget
Hollywood was gnashing it teeth by it's success
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# And it needed nothing more
other than the last five minutes to make sense
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# 'Rare Exports' is well worth a watch, if you haven't seen it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQlikX4vvw
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Hah
Spotted that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# im a afraid of the american remake
and by that i mean scared
(MarkP0rter HOO I CAN'T SWIM, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 5:26, archived)
# No time to lose
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# *Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Imagine that one shitting on your car....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger cuttlefish.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Excellent work
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Who's a pretty boy?
Hello! Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# :D
artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-troll-boop-your-belly1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:28, archived)
#
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! madaxe is travelling on business, pass the port, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Born in 1978, am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
#
Best /talk post of the day, right here
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Top, middle or back?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# You are Baldmonkey
AICMFP
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Very surprised I haven't seen a decent picture in your thread
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Jahled's was okay.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Correction: I meant initial posting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:28, archived)
# no really, you're hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] High above Dumfries and Galloway
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Ticket also valid to Hull....
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# HULL INBOUND
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# It's not even funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# We take the piss out of all sorts of tragedy, lighten up foxworth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Yeah but... but...
You know what? Fuck it.

*gets back to drinking and drawing*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# That's the spirit. Repress it with drink!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# and pills.
Don't forget the pills.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Mu speaks the truth.
All or nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:32, archived)
# That's a bit dark
To Hull with thee
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
# This is quite unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Not as unpleasant as the cat on my knee farting.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# What would Goodbye Fuckers say?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# He'd laugh his tits off
He was happy to laugh at pretty much anything...except 9/11.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bs7EqlLiSs
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Original post above was for this week's Image Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Can someone tell me
what the best thing to do is when you've rubbed your eyeballs with Swarfega, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Plucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I don't know what Swarfega is. But I'd suggest washing your face in vodka, then setting it alight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Swarfega, lime jelly for real men.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I wiki'd.
My suggestion would be to READ THE FUCKING LABEL NUMBNUTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# SO IT SAYS ON VODKA BOTTLES TO WASH YOUR FACE WITH IT, CUNTBUBBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# IT DAMN WELL DOES, FANNYSMEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# PICS OR GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# DO NOT USE ON SCROTUM OR PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# You urgently need to squeeze your face on a photocopier and press the 'copy' button
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
#
if it's the basic swarfega, just rinse with clean water - try sticking your face under the shower and blinking rapidly

the materials safety data sheet says it's not toxic but "may cause temporary eye irritation", translation: may sting like buggery
(I helped save b3ta! madaxe is travelling on business, pass the port, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Fuck you and your sensible advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# ^this
I hadn't had a chance to get to the ketchup stage for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Do NOT attempt to wash it out quickly or thoroughly.
Instead, go to a silly website where you know you'll get bad advice while the swarfega dissolves your cornea.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
#
silly bloody ludicrous
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Grab yourself a mirror, and marvel at how grease-free your eyes now seem to be
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Spork them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Thanks for all of the advice but
I think I'll just let my eyes dissolve...

Then I won't have to look at this picture again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
#
i think i can see my house!
(I helped save b3ta! madaxe is travelling on business, pass the port, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# No childs doll?
but they always appear to survive such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 10:37, archived)
# I am reporting this to the revelant authorities
I find this highly offensive, I can't believe people get jailed for that "I took the train to heaven lol" thing but yet sick fucks like you roam free. Natasha McBride was just one person and the troll that took the piss out of her only got one month. But considering that 259 people died on flight PA103, you must be due a 25 year stretch - even more than Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi got. You disgust me.
(billiepipersteeth, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Pretty horrible!
But then so was 9/11, with or without hulk hogan.

No judgement of this either way. If you want a decent panam flight 103 animation try this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5naaWe3nLI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(OTT, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
#
(Octo , Oh Pointy Birds, oh pointy pointy, anoint thee, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Fetch the royal glue, quick! She's breaking up!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Saw that the other day, I really enjoyed it.
I loved the attention to detail and thought that obviously went into it, and that they used the proper nationality. Although I did keep expecting one of the scientists to interrupt the ice block drilling with a loud "SSHTOP! This alien is not ready yet" :D
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Is that Josef Fritzl's eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# CLICK
WOOYAY
hoopla

*just incase it hasnt bindun,,,,,but i have a funny feeling it has
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Variant seen here in this epic gif.
www.b3ta.com/board/9661333
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# oh well
b3tan to it. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# It's inevitable that someone here has had a go on damn near everything now.
And any new things get ripped to shreds quite quickly. Still worth doing
your own versions of things if you ask me. Bandwagons are made out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
# did someone say bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# HA-HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)
# haha, should've gone to fontmatchers!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Sod off, at least I tried
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:34, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# NECK DOESN'T SOUND GREAT
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Smells it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# DRINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:36, archived)
# ^ winnar
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Brick would work there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# AYE LUV MAH BRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# DRINK!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# This wins
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Epic doesnt do it justice :)
proper guffaw for the punchline
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# haha that is good
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I had a little lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha! Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Massive Hi Cockalorums to this one
City Lights is my favourite film
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Yet another visitor to Tony Montana's table :'(
You'd think a logical mind would steer him away from such vices
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Awww
That was such a sad moment
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# lool!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# celebrate!!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:21, archived)
# -o-
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# /o\
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:32, archived)
# -o-
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# \o/
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# -o-
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 6:47, archived)
# /o\
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 6:48, archived)
# -o-
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# /o\
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# -o-
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# :-)
(Octo , Oh Pointy Birds, oh pointy pointy, anoint thee, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Oh yes I'm on the vodka myself but not celebrate her fucking reign
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# I might have some of the bourbon I have downstairs later on.
Again, not to celebrate the jubilee, but because I draw funnier stuff when I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Haha. I hit f5, and caught this out of the corner of my eye while walking away. And almost fell down.
Also, old school music

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=krE3s3XY1P0#t=844s
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# RPS is shite. Give it up
:D
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Her Madge at her finest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# I can see she's had a few already
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahah
Would:)
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Ha ha!
I always like your stuff.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Most excellent
I love this and your style
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Lunch Time
Even if there are zombie nun and snake priest in this world, That is not wonder.
Never mind.

I've tried to draw a really different things. However, there was opinion "Need less JJ". So I drew this.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Draw a sheep with its head up its own arse.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# No need.
I like his animations.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Bobby Bob Bob won't do it.
www.b3ta.com/board/10780915
So someone needs to.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:32, archived)
# He said it was "quite far down" his list of things to draw.
doesn't mean he won't get round to it. I mean, if his list only has ten things on it, and sheep with head up arse is number seven...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Hi Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# He's a local friendly racist stereotype.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I asked his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# he is yu, not who.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# He is the man who holds the world record for taking all his clothes off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Yes, I think that was his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:52, archived)
#
Moggy ?
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# So ... did you like Prometheus?
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
#
Mine: I love ice cream.
Maria: I love criminal meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:51, archived)
# BourbonFox: I... I...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Enigmatic non-sequiturs ftw
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
# this is one of my faves
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# By criminal meat do you mean the actual flesh of law-breakers
or just meat bought illegally?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
# the cock of a perpetrator
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# So not only is Maria a zombie rabbit nun made of dead bodies
she is also a prison bitch?

Love it, just love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Maria: prison bitch?
No. I'm not!! -_-
Mine: Even if she's it, I don't care! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Okay so....
Maria is a zombie rabbit nun made of dead bodies, who is also a cannibal with a love for danger?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Maria: I'm hamless and innocent. :3
Mine: They are basically don't want to meaning less war.
In other word, We love peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# mediocre: I'm hamless too, as I'm having a bit of a vegetarian week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Mr Cockback likes picnic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
#
Mine: Yeah! :D
Maria: No! That's not!! This is snakes!! :O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Nothing like a cold treat on a hot day.
Snaxepriest: Chocolate fudge!
Maria: Everest climber!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# what is it Dave?
(Bored of that now is bored of that now on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# I like this new direction you do horror well
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# tentacle rape, oh man that's well LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Just spotted this cheerful chappie, he reminded me of something else:

Are they by any chance related? I think we should be told.
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Teethy back-cocks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# this is what the queen looks like when she removes her human skin
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] take # 2 :D
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Ross Kemp Photography Ltd.
Nice job Elvis!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# ^ What he said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Top work :)
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# That Greg Wallace is a gym perv!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# rowing doesn't get tougher than this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# fuck it, i'm off home
nice hot cuppa and a film, i think. possibly something more alcoholic, possibly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Get yerself down Lidl
Swedish cider with blackcurrant. Like alcoholic Ribena - perfect for these grey afternoons.

In other news, it's cold enough that I'm thinking of turning the heating on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# good enough for me
TO THE OFFY!

'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Arf & click
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Word to ya queen mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# heh heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Philip, I want you to draw me like one of your German girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Draw me like one of your French curves.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# :D
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Don't Klingons use that as a weapon?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:34, archived)
# silly man! bat'leth is not french!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# NOr is bath
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# bidet is, though
because as long as they flush off the lumps, everything else is gravy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Queen is the word, it's the word that you heard, it's got groove, it's got meaning
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Anyone heard, about the Queen?
The queen, queen, queen. Queen is the word.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry]


and a related repost
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# is that frankie boyle murdering headlice?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# I think "Frankie Boyle's headlice murdering simulator" was the working title for Half Life
:P
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# if it wasn't it bloody well should be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
# hahahachrist thats funnny
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# :D
Also, any excuse for a repost
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# IN COLOR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# don't make me angry
there's a "U" in "COLOUR"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Yes, but Police Quest is American
So what they're actually saying is 'color'. I believe it's even printed on screen.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# don't you mean "poulice"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# i don't care
i'm right, they're illiterate spastics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# btw, this is me being patriotic
you can see why i don't do it very often.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# It used to be spelled color in Britain, too.
We changed, the Americans stayed with the original spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH YOUR FACTS!
today is a day for patriotism, so i've got my BNP disguise on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:07, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/stupidcolleagues/post1105704
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:12, archived)
# arf!
what an idiot!
i'm not even remotely patriotic or royalist, i've just been sober for several days and not finding it fun while everyone else is getting pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# If it's any consolation,
I've had a raging hangover all day and wish I'd been sober for a few days, too.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# ^ True, same with Fall/Autumn
and their pronunciation of lieutenant and spelling of jail makes more sense too.

Having said that their pronunciation of laboratory is cock. Well, not literally, but you know what etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Indeed.
Mother Tongue by Bill Bryson has lots more examples too.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# "Police Squad"
or did they change the title for the Netherlands?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Haha "Police Quest"...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:12, archived)
# yeah, haha, ESOL idiot...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# I don't think mediocre calling it quest was because he's Dutch
I'm assuming it was just him misremembering, like the silly billy he is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# WTF??? Are you disagreeing with me over a trivial point on a bulletin board?
Trying to drum up more material for your museum, no doubt. You absolute rotter.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:27, archived)
# You leave miss alone
or she'll send her nasty spiders after you!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)
# My reputation is becoming ever more bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Oh hell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:26, archived)
# It's alright, surely nobody else would notice.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# haha superb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha 'click'
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Haha wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# i feel a bit out of touch with all this, i recognise the references
but i have no idea what computer game it's from
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy page 4, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# First one's Half Life, and the second one is Portal. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Ah not done Portal yet.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Get yourself The Orange Box
The best twelve quid I ever spent
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# ^This.
You very rarely get 5 EXCELLENT games for so little. Was gutted when my disc broke. D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Sounds good
I did the original Half-Life, then DOOM3. Since then my gaming just got darker and darker so I didn't continue the series.

Anyone played Amnesia- The dark descent?
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)
# As Bourbon Fox said it is Half Life and Portal
I'd kind of just assumed everyone on the internet would have played Half Life
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# at first I though it was shaved sheep with their heads up their own arses, then headlice, then halflife
the second one looks like a gay version of hellraiser
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# My little pony Hellraiser
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Generally sheep with their heads up their own arses is quite far down my list of things to draw
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Thanks to MadAxe for the link to some fine monarchal images
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# "when one said one wanted proof, this isn't exactly what one had in mind"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# "One said one wanted her head on a plate, now one has blood on one's gloves!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# "Out, out, damned Spot!"
"Philip, Spot the corgi's left a present on the persian rug again."
(Tribs likes ketchup, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Shakespeare books for 5 year olds
"Out, out, damned Spot, Run Spot Run, See Spot Run"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# i'm a big fan of fun with dick and jane, myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
catflap
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# catflap yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# 'wonders how to achieve this'
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# if you ever figure it out, film it and show us all the results
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:54, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
# One one one one
one one one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin VOTE ::: http://cheezburger.com/7463340544, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
# One can feck off
Let me know when it's all over; I'm going back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Get your arse to Mars!
EDIT: As Frankie Boyle said on Twitter: The rain is Diana's tears. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# :D
Is Di's head about to explode, as some kind of posthumous revenge?
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:26, archived)
# posthumous?
That's how I get my dips sent to me online.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# I can't work out why they had her head shaved
they Philip
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# The rasp of stubble on his anal wall brings him to orgasm quicker.
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Ew no
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:44, archived)
# He's wrong though
It's her weewee
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Gaz us who you are on FB.
I can't find you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# We feel like cheap bash floozies!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# nothing new there, then ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Can I feel a cheap bash floozy?
Please
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
# maybe next may
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I'm hardly ever on there these days
I think about the most recent thing on my wall is someone wishing me Happy Birthday last October.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Gaz us anyway. You'll get an b3ta influx:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
# that sounds incredibly filthy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# ^
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Ok, I've gazzed you and Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# remember and post pictures of babies, and tell us what you had for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
#
what which
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# facebook is brilliant
it helps me to discover which of my friends really are tragic sad cunts who i need to stop hanging out with
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# *unfriends*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# *sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Can I be your facebook friend, riverghost?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Oh Liz Two what have you done?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# mirror, mirror, on my head
does charles really want me dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# THe sad thing is I'd pre cut the hat waiting for a good live photo:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# i can well believe it
that is a truly monstrous hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Is that a fairground ride?
(Tribs likes ketchup, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:16, archived)
# The cake hat walk
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:16, archived)
# raise your jubblys in salute
(I helped save b3ta! madaxe is travelling on business, pass the port, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:03, archived)
# for the first time in far too many years
we have jubblies in the freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# fuck, it's quiet in here today
is everybody busy celebrating, or have you all got hangovers? don't tell me it's because you've got lives to lead, because i know that's a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# They're all out enjoying the good weather
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# yeah, you can't beat a good summertime drizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
#
i'm recovering from hypothermia after going out on my bike for three hours

basic error, i should have realised that being june, it's the seaon for full winter gear
(I helped save b3ta! madaxe is travelling on business, pass the port, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# i'm sitting in a swelteringly hot kitchen
after having cooked a full sunday roast that i can't eat. this may cause me to break my jubilee sobriety vow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# As long as she liked it:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:45, archived)
# all I see is bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Fuck its the queen
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/31/queen-diamond-jubilee-funny-pictures_n_1559537.html
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] POOGEANT
(1.618..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Good find :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Looks like she's about to do a line
(Drimble something lol here, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:45, archived)
# off a corgi
(complete with stray hairs and fleas)
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# haha:D
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Quo fit so well into that shot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Sinister man is hypnotising you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Bela Lugosi is watching you procrastinate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Look what I just came across:
24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m519ljc08V1qzzyhgo1_1280.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:16, archived)
# If we're going for movie posters
media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/ukiemovies/poster_6.jpg

If Drive had been made in the 50s. This movie would have been fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Maybe people would have said words.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Makes me wonder what the soundtrack for Drive in the 50s would have been.
Because Drive's was amazing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8&ob=av2e
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# That's torn it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# he looks like he's micro-thrusting a small animal
a frog or something
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Haha!
I have not encountered the term "micro-thrusting" before
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:41, archived)
# you love it up you :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# You should try it, it's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Fast and furious
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# *stops wanking*
*looks up* :)
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:29, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Oh gawd I'm gonna have to kill again
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Loyal subjects all


Click for bigger (185 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# that's not picadilly
i fear this image has been photoshopped.

photoshopped i tells ya D:
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Photoshopped images on b3ta, whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:16, archived)
# what the fuck are all you people doing on my myspace page
fuck off :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Oh, shut the hell up, n00b
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
# *wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
# It just occurs to me
When Maggie bites the big one, I want to see the British people 'spontaneously' crying in the streets, just like Kim Jong-il.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Not up north; we'd all probably have a party.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Fuck that.
I've signed up to Gnomey's excursion.
We're going to clog dance on the bitch's grave.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# I think you may be about to find out what it's like to want.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I think Maggie's already dead
but they don't want to tell us because they know that half the country will erupt in an orgy of grave-dancing and headstone-pissing, so they're just marching her corpse around like a marionette.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# I bet Cameron sleeps with it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# It will be quite interesting to see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# 1) there'll be moderate uproar as the taxpayer foots the bill for a state funeral
2) some minor celebrations in grim northern places where they eat tripe and shit
3) a few programmes on the Beeb about her life and legacy with interviews with posh people
4) b3ta will be flooded by Zombie Thatcher type images
5) everyone bored with it all a week later
6) isthatcherdeadyet is de-registered
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist zoinks!, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# In Soviet Piccadilly
Jubilee celebrates YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)

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