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Ola b3ta!

Been on my jollies for a couple of weeks. Have I missed much?
I see Flan and Freebase are still very much in evidence (more's the pity).
What phase of the Sanity Cycle is moggy rocking these days?
And can Prodge provide a link to the smug motherlode which I clocked just before I went off, but didn't have time to have a decent look through pls?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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Moggy is currently going through this sort of phase:
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=90610Hope you enjoyed your time in the real world!
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:12,
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Blimey.
Moggy'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:16,
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I expect so
I reckon about 3 or 4 weeks before she opens a new account
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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She has been struck down.
She shall become more powerful than we can possibly imagine.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:32,
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I've been on my Jollies too....
Did I miss a Moggy flounce?
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tim1701 http://tinyurl.com/bmqhtxe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:53,
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Someone shopped helicoper cat. Moggy didn't like that.
So we obviously all shopped more helicopter cat. Moggy got all in a huff. I might have suggested to Jolly Jack that Moggy would "bust a tit" if he did something including the cat. So he did. And she bust a tit, resulting in her deleting her DA account and banned for posting a link to the facebook account of one of JJ's relatives.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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A typically moderate and considered response to the circumstance then.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:56,
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shame
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:22,
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yup download them all at the link below
www.mediafire.com/?pj84h37zpwy3zw6someone even found smugs balcony Alsterglacis 7, 20354 Hamburg, looking SE.direction into google street view
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:16,
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Cheers...
and that's some impressive Google stalkage!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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Serious Google-mappery!
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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:33,
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Blimey! Didn't know someone had the address
How on earth was that found?
Edit: Someone ought to tag the original smug photo on Google Earth!
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:38,
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b3ta lurker, someone who worked near there, and they got in touch with me
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:59,
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Amazing! It appear to be the offices of a German insurance firm
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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Their newsletter is nothing like our newsletter
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RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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Wow!
This place totally amazes me sometimes. I often wonder just how much we could achieve/destroy if we completely turned our efforts to good/evil.
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Afinkawan, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:39,
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Great Scott!
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:28,
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In the right hands flan and freebase are comedy gold
smug is never funny
worst meme ever
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Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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utter pish
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:41,
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I know, right?
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Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:46,
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I'll 'scramble' when I've finished this cup of tea, thank you...
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:55,
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Hahaha wow that's amazing!
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Barbarossa is back!!!!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:55,
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Oooooh....nice.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:56,
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hahaha great!
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HTML 404, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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Wow you're drawing these?
Fantastic!
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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Nah! Used to though...
...got a pic I drew of Johnny Red printed in
'Battle' when Dick Emery was President
of the Airfix Club! Got a £1 voucher :)
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:03,
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Johnny Red!!!..that's the bugger :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:00,
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the huns can wait!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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Smuggles?
Nifty sketch
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:03,
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No poncey croissants in this man's army thank you very much!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:06,
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smug Robert Redford FTW :)
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E Dubya, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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This is all of that, and more.
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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beautiful
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:13,
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Fuckin ACE!!!!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:05,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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Where d'yer want your picture Mr Il?
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:03,
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Nothing like a good drive up the Thames.
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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One of the best films, ever.
And those ribs do look mighty delicious.
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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Mmmmmm... tasty dog ribs.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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You have got to be fucking kidding me.
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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Memphis style please
no sauce...ye gods they're tasty. And I'll be there in 4 weeks stuffing myself silly on the damn things...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:07,
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'Ning, The Thing!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
Nicely Moleypoos! :D
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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Hahaha! *clicks*
Ning, /board!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:55,
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braw
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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hahahahahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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Hahaha!
Oh dear...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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pffh :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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haha
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rogan, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:10,
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tuck in Kim
he's enjoying that :)
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E Dubya, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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Good morning everyone!

Did you all have smashing weekends?
Trenchfoot and sunburn - thanks, British Summer!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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Hallo!
Splendid weekend, thanks.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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Football, alcohol, reading, a Tod Slaughter marathon, and an aborted attempt at writing.
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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I watched Submarine.
I rather enjoyed it.
I also got very drunk.
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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It was ok, as weekends go
visited my da, helped him with his work-from-home job, then got plied with alcohol.
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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He's a chirpy chappy for a Monday morning
woo
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HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:28,
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Ning!
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HTML 404, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:34,
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Hola!
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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TWO WRONGIES
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1.618..., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:54,
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Somewhere over France...
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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Argh!
I bet they dropped their box of Dairy Milk out of the window as well
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emvee is the best thing about being British, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:52,
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AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:01,
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Pfft.
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:03,
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Hahahahahahah
I LOVED Battle! :D
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:04,
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Battle, Action & Commando were all gory winners as far this 6yr old was concerned.
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:12,
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Hahaha!
I'm sure I saw this, or Commando, as a book in the comic shop the other day.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:17,
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They're doing trade paperback reprints for the nostalgia market at the moment
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emvee is the best thing about being British, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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Aaaaggghhhh!
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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Fuck!
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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Snap!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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These are all fab, boys.
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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^
:D

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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:51,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:29,
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Ha-ha!
Has there ever been a 'Fuck About With Comic Covers' image challenge?
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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One word: BLEK
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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^- This - and that -v
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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haha pffh :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:05,
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And then of course...
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:29,
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Hahaha! Whut?
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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Reminds me of the scene
in the last crusade where the two jones boys are
escaping zee nazis in a plane.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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I'm more of a 2000AD fan but if
I may briefly add,
"ACHTUNG!! SPITFIRE!!"
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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Hahahaha!
Hallo Ninjarella!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:48,
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Hallo sweetchunks!
:D
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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HAPPY 70TH BIRTHDAY SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY
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1.618..., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:05,
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ning Paul McCartney, ning b3ta.
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Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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eurgh
'nings /board
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emvee is the best thing about being British, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:21,
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Do not feed the trolls.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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Sgt. Paedo's Wandering Hands Club Band.
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Underage Lover.
Happiness Is A Warm Boy.
I'll Follow The Son.
Baby, You're A Sick Man.
Get Back (You Freak).
Tomorrow Never Nonce.
I'm Only Sleazing.
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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Norweigian, would
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:04,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:04,
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Snazzy waistcoat
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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From the Battenberg collection
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MrCanoehead Thinking naughty thoughts since, oh, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:19,
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Since the "incident"
Bernie's pact with Satan had provided him with new sight..
Time for bed, I think...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 1:13,
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Where he's gone, he doesn't need eyes to see
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 2:02,
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He only needs turkeys to fuck.
And sacrifice.
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Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 2:09,
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You
have the order wrong there
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 5:44,
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Ah, a necrophiliac, I see...
Well, he's been flogging dead turkeys for a while, I suppose...
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Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 7:21,
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He only needs Fucks to turkey?
Don't you mean goose?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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We have such wonderful things to show you
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emvee is the best thing about being British, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:53,
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Yeah, haven't watched Self-Raiser for a while.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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Skin up, Bernie!
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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Damn right, Bernie!
Don't want cock-induced H5N1, do we?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:52,
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Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:09,
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Pffffft!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:14,
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browser search history: Taliban, 911, Boeing 747, London shard.
hope that hasn't set alarm bells ringing anywhere
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Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:29,
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And so Dick Wonder was never heard from again...
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:30,
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Er... Dick? Hello?
Anyone there?
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:35,
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just checking what countries don't extradite to the US
more incriminating browser history
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Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:38,
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Type "Thermite" and "Plastique Recipes" in as well for the full house.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:39,
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And now I really have got Dick Wonder pounced on by MI5, bed-time.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:43,
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"Home-made organophosphates", "triacetonetriperoxide" and "where can I buy plutonium in London"
That should do the trick.
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Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 1:50,
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OH DEAR GOD THEY'VE TAKEN HIM!
IT COULD BE ANY OF US NEXT!
WIPE YOUR HARD-DRIVES PEOPLE! USE THE MAGNETS!
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:36,
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ding ding!
rendition time
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 1:15,
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May I suggest burning everyone's embassy as a general precaution?
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 1:48,
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You'll probably only get sent somewhere
"conveniently located for extradition to the US"...

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Afinkawan, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:51,
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Oh wow, are terrorists like vampires?
They can only blow you up if they're invited?
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:30,
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terrorist etiquette
uninvited attacks are frowned upon
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Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:36,
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Oh there you are.
False alarm guys.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:36,
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In Soviet London
tower demolishes YOU
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:14,
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Welcome to Bill Oddie's Mouse Squeezing Hour.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:48,
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That is a long time to squeeze a mouse
Bill Oddie likes Mickey Mouse. He has a room full of Mickey Mouse memorabilia. This is my fact that I know about Bill Oddie and mice.
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:53,
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:04,
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'Squeezing' seems to be pretty innocent for what a b3tard would normally suggest...
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 5:45,
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Well, when I say "squeeze"
I do of course mean "fingerbang".
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:12,
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razzer frazzer 'hic' unto tree
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blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:27,
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I'd like to see Walked on by Water, and Force-fed by Five Thousand.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:30,
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Or that time he was mugged in that market in that temple.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:30,
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or when a stable was born in him
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36,
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I heard his mum was a right dirty slapper though.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37,
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It's a shame how he died: stabbed by Lazarus after he saved all those nice men off of being crucified.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36,
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It serves him right for all those people he went round maiming
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:44,
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Yeah, but to be fair that was to get back at all those rich bastards who kept giving him leprosy.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:46,
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Yeah, after he gave them all his precious myrrh too.
Anyway, I'm going to bed; goodnight.
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:56,
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In Soviet Judea
water walks on YOU
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37,
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\o/
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37,
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Or when he crucified that rich guy.
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cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:55,
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Blessed arerrr gerroff ya bastads! You're all bassstads!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:31,
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Bless'd arr the reet 'arrd bastads! *Hic* Reet 'ard wah yer lookin at ya blastid scunner?
I'll nail yer to a cross bafore yer can say Scaremen-en-ent ya wee gobshite.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:34,
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pissing on his be-sandalled feet :D
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36,
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Putting dirt on peoples feet.
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:07,
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Superfuck :D
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herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:58,
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waftmycape.com
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:01,
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YES
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:08,
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:22,
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For best cape-wafting
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:24,
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Yeah, that's a good site. One of my favourites.
But have you heard of
www.waftmycape.com? Oh man there's some quality wafting of capes over there. No cloaks either, the don't do smut.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:27,
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I like their jingle
It's this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E but the chorus is "You can waft my cape" instead
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:48,
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DUNA DUNA DUNA ***BATFLAN!!!!!!****
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:17,
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Most awesome word of the night award.
*awards*
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:19,
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Hang on there.
I think
www.waftmycape.com/ is winning now.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:33,
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IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A FUCK?
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:23,
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o/
heady scent on the breeze tonight :D
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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:49,
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awesome.
regardless of that I still don't know who those fuckers are..?
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smearballs double bag it!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 3:57,
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here's mofaha's guide to freebase:
b3ta.com/board/10293874(freebase is the superman one)
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 4:00,
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*flap*flap*flap*flap*
Top flappage. Woo
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 5:46,
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Meeses
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:50,
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2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:58,
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\o/
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:51,
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yaycats :)
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herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:00,
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woo!
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:07,
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Ah, the old "The floor is lava" game.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:18,
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^ This,
but: foiled.
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:26,
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I like this, because it's funny..
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 6:51,
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Here is the mews.
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:02,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:16,
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mmm laps it up :D
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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:07,
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'glee'
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:52,
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whurring noise
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patella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 1:22,
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Quick and dirty...
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Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:40,
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Radio DEAD! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?!
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:44,
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lol their drum technician is dead lol
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:48,
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Satan's gonna get ya!
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:48,
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...or the Karma Police
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Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:39,
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I'm not sure where the line is
But i think you just stepped over it.
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Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:08,
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Why is this tragedy any worse than any other tragedy we take the piss out of?
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:17,
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this ^
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:25,
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I just fail to see the funny in a lone soul being crushed to death.
Nevermind me, move along.
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Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:58,
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Wait! What's that flying high above Toronto?
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Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37,
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Ahahaha, I like the look of steely determination in his eye!
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:39,
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commence cat-egg bombing run!
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:41,
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Now that's Art!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:41,
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^this
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:53,
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WHAT?!?!
*flounces*
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 5:47,
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2010 saw RDLI perform his critically aclaimed "Give up your wallets bitches or I mow down your wives gangland" song for the final time.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:11,
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I want those gun torches
Also, nice pube-balls
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:14,
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He always liked for his crowd to be able to have a peek :'(
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:15,
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HE NEVER TUCKED IT IN!
*bursts into tears*
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:35,
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JEDLI HAKWARD
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:15,
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*Mnngh*
They stole their hair from him.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:17,
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Literally, from the grave.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:18,
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His haunting is the reason for their growing Psychosis.
Edward was studying for a physics degree before it happened, and John was well on his way to becoming a chartered accountant.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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This sounds true
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:40,
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It looks like he's playing 'cock or ball'
Can you guess what it is yet?
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2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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You went to the live shows too, huh?
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:22,
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He'll have a lampshade out being so reckless like that
TJ: Things I don't really need any more that need new homes:
Lowepro 4S lens case - 2 of them
Lowepro 1 lens case - 2 of them
Lowepro 1M lens case
Lowepro DMC-Z memory pouch
These are the old Lowepro names for them; they've recently changed the names to the actual dimensions of these pouches, so you might have to google them.
Black Lenscoat Full Camera sock (non-pro body)
Black Lenscoat Full Camera sock (Pro body)
If you are interested, let me know. I just want to see the back of them.
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:26,
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I... I'm sorry. I can't do this, right now.
*chokes*
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:27,
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It's ok, it's ok. I'm not fully over it myself :(
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:28,
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it was criminal that he couldn't perform this at the Jubilee thing
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:28,
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IT WAS!
IT WAS!
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:29,
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Rumour has it he gave a "private performance" all over the Queen's diamond Jubblies on the night of 20th November 1947.
Right after her wedding.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:32,
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I heard that too
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:49,
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Pew Pew Pew!!
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Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:39,
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:)
Colonel Sanders
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herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:45,
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His nads are showing!
Show us your nads.
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cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:06,
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*wobbles* :D
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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:21,
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!!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:25,
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Oh fuck, VIBASE!
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:29,
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!!!!
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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:31,
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!!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36,
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!!!!
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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:41,
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!!!!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:43,
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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:48,
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That kid knows how to wobble.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:50,
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\o/ niiice !!!!!

aaand thats me out ;D
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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:59,
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*waves*
ALSO: wobbles
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:05,
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haha!! nite :D
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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:08,
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RDLI! TAKEN FROM US SO OLD! :(:(:(
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:32,
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Healthy & nutritious
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:56,
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To be fair, Koreans would probably be better at picking out good rice than Tescos are
also:

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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:02,
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Aint nuttin wrong with Tesco, m'lady
But them forrins do like their rice, i guess.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:04,
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Having known quite a lot of East Asian people
it seems rice is as common in their diets as wheat is in the average European's, if not more so. Their knowledge of different subtypes of rice and how to prepare it can be phenomenal. I've probably only shopped in four or five branches of Tescos though, so can't compare accurately.
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:15,
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Like we used to be with beans before we realised beans are shit.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:19,
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That rice looks suspiciously oaty.
That's ok, I like my oats.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:13,
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You are a hose AICMFP
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:52,
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Not a hose, a horse
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:09,
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I do really like oats. I'm a bit odd.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:41,
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We had two bits of cold gravel, worked 24 hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:31,
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You were lucky!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:44,
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Luxury!!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:48,
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Tony Hart was a giant of the American Civil Rights Movement
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:54,
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Fuck yeah!
That pale one was a right cunt though.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:07,
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How so?
The Australian, Peter Norman, also wore a human rights badge on his shirt during the ceremony to show his support to the two Americans
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:11,
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Didn't he also get stripped of his medal for it too?
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:19,
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I am not sure that any of them were stripped of their medals.
He got banned (they were all banned) and the next Olympics did not feature and Australian sprinters, but they all kept their positions as I understand it.
I just tried to look it up, but became caught up in the fact that Carlos and Smith were Pallbearers at his funeral.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:30,
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he got executed
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Cockweasle, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:02,
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He could be talking about the Tony Hart character...
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:19,
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Was gonna say this.
Because Chas was a bit of a wanker, let's face it.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:20,
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Racist.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:21,
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He certainly had anger management problems
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:48,
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Not Peter Norman,
Chas.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:20,
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:21,
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Christ
I've been staring at a monitor for so long today I didn't notice that scoundrel
My apologies mate
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:25,
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No worries.
Tommie Smith and John Carlos were pallbearers at the funeral of Peter Norman. Human beings can be incredible sometimes.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:35,
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I never knew that
You are utterly correct.
Human beings can be incredible sometimes.
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:38,
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If it is any consolation,
I am not.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:40,
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Oh, I sussed that out years ago :)
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:55,
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Congratulations, Jahled!
You are this week's winner of the prestigious "Chas/Peter Norman Mix-up" badge!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:44,
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I can see this one being rolled out a fair bit...
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:48,
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Drimble 0891 50 50 50, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:35,
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Hahahahahahahahaha
See.... it's an easy mistake-a to make-a
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:40,
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Wootastic!
I'm speechless. I would like to thank first my gerbil, Gerald, who has been a treasured companion over the last six months, and very understanding when i've turned to him for advice.
Obviously my cats, Devastation Prime, and Destruction Three.
And it would be rude to leave out the sage advice of my most recent companion, the spider who has been attached to the ceiling for three days directly above this desk, I have tentatively named, Cyril. Though I think Cyril may actually be dead, given it really hasn't moved much at all. We communicate on the astral plane
I am deeply honoured by this award.
Respect. World peace. Intergalactic Love.
Jahled
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:53,
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Quite a menagerie you've got there
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:06,
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We're one big fluffy family
when the felines aren't trying to murder me
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:12,
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*Mops tears from eye and dribbles snot*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:09,
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Have a woo for that very important gesture

I can't believe I only just realised tonight those two were expelled from the 1968 Olympic games for doing that, one of the most symbolic and powerful images of the twentieth century
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:15,
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^ this, in its entirety
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:20,
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:21,
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Teachers can be so mean and callous
Do you still have the Mathsbook?
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:46,
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"I have a bream"
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The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:46,
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haha :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:56,
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The guy in the middle looks like an 'Aardman.
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geemcs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:21,
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:)
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herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:49,
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Paranormal ActiviFUCK!!
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Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:54,
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Stairsfalling
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:58,
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NSFW?
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:08,
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Not Stairs For Writhing?
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PedroHin VOTE ::: http://cheezburger.com/7463340544, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:21,
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Not suitable for Wagner.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:35,
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The German composer, or the South American bloke who was on X Factor a few years back?
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:42,
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Composer.
Durr!
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:21,
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Lacist.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:24,
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Lacist!
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Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:44,
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Lacist!
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2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:48,
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rubbery
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Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:55,
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Haha. I can see this working the other way around.
I'm busy contemplating suicide, or else I would actually do it.
You've been framed. Framed with an L.
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cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:59,
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Srsly? Why?
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2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:25,
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It wasn't worth it. Goodbye cruel world!
I was too razy to clop it.

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cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:37,
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Suicide, worst of all the drugs :(
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:30,
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Drugs, best of all the suicides.
I've just realized suicide isn't jokeworthy.
Actually, I just realized one of my childhood friends is a cunt. I really am quite unhappy about it. That, and just human beings being idiots. Except for those right here.
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cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:42,
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Don't fret, many many people are cunts, it's normal for them.
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:09,
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Clarky Cat, best of all the drugs
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:00,
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Is that the grass stuff you chew?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:21,
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It can render you triple-jacked over a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop.
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:08,
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Rat on a stick lol.
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:05,
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How come Rat on a stick costs 5, while a McCat burger is only 2?
Eh?
Eh?
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mediocre approves, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:30,
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The rats are free-range
The felines were raised in a cattery farm.
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Tribs likes ketchup, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:43,
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Oh, okay
In retrospect, I think it might have something to do with the amound of burgers you can get from one cat, while you need at least one rat per stick.
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mediocre approves, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:50,
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what did he say?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:23,
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Flied Lice
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2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:13,
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I find this very funny*
* may contain lies
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mediocre approves, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:29,
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