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[challenge entry] You may have to look carefully


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Mind it doesn't make your eyes water
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:48, archived)
# that'll learn 'em
nicely shopped
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:56, archived)
# fangoooverymuch
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 1:02, archived)
# fuck! I just spent the last 10 mins looking for quo :(
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 1:01, archived)
# i just spent an hour looking for wally or waldo or whatever he's called!!!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 8:23, archived)
# Me too!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# mmm orangina :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 1:23, archived)
# *pssst*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 3:19, archived)
# Serves them right.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 5:16, archived)
# fake
no Quo
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 8:25, archived)
# Hahaha

Get some Quo in there!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:04, archived)
# ^^This
I spent a good while searching for them. Marvellous shoppery!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:09, archived)
# And henry too.
Even Freebase would fit here somewhere.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I was looking for henry.
Why there's no henry or teh quo?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:16, archived)
# aarrgghh
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Murry, not in a hurry
Ace eyebrow-twizzling Mags!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:38, archived)
# ooo ta Miss :D
think with a wee bit of stretching they'd make a fine pair of wings
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:41, archived)
# well, he's got some neck
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:40, archived)
# sounds great :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:42, archived)
#
i wanna see moar nutsack
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Yes, but do you have a comment on the picture?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 2:37, archived)
# where's his racquet? oh, that's his racquet-up-the-ass face
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:45, archived)
# he's 'avin it large
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:56, archived)
# fuck you lawn
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 1:04, archived)
# TOTAL HELL
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 4:08, archived)
# He's ready...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 5:17, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 8:27, archived)
# What a thing to come to the board to see this morning
Eeek yet wooo! His shell looks like arms going round to push his racquet up his bum or pull a Goatse on the crowd :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Running on durracell..
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The 1st Sarah Connor to go...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Nice work on the date
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# why thank you
the devil is in the detail... I still hate MM/DD/YEAR though!!! :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# because it's illogical
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 8:27, archived)
# Oh I just thought it was 5th December
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# ..sadly for the geek that i am
.. this is the date he arrived in T1...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Yeah,
we should all use ISO 8601!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# yeah, like Reese would travel through time for tht
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# was trying to suggest ...
that this was one of the other Sarah Connors from t'phone book.. ;^)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# she looks like she charges by the hour
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# that's not a problem when you've got a time machine..
..

did you end up with a cider bath after all, or was it a Gin soak?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)
# very bubbly chocolate and fudge-scented bath
i'm polishing off the gin now, it's just starting to make my head really fuzzly
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)
# gin..
makes me violently ill, chocolate on the other hand...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
# i used to hate gin
but only because my parents brought me a litre of it back from spain when i was depressed with living in a bedsit. drank the whole bottle on sunday night watching carry on films, woke up tuesday morning. fuck knows what happened to monday.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
# that monday is probably
sat there, somewhere in time... wondering where the fuck the Gin it planned to drink sensible has gone.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# it can keep wondering, i'm going to bed
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:21, archived)
# ^i'm nicking that idea!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Are you sure it wasn't the Carry On films
that left you feeling like that?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 2:39, archived)
# oh nicely done!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# muchly thanks..
took a while.. but looked better than i thought it would.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# ooooo! nice :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:33, archived)
# This is good.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 5:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Terminate with extreme prejudice...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# if only..
moggy were here to reply/curse this
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:27, archived)
# NO!
Please...let sleeping mentalists lie....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Lo! The Seamsword!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
#
Praise be! Let there be no blur.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Be ye then an agent of Oasis?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Tomatoes that slice themselves
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# ah-haaa :D :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 1:14, archived)
# Emo toms?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:04, archived)
# attack of the killer tomatoes!
the ultimate redskin movie!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# tomato the barbarian?
conan the fertiliser?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Growbag the Barbarian
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:05, archived)
# the master of manure
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)
# he-manure
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:22, archived)
# *offers contract for six seasons and a movie*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# DOES NOT COMPUTE
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:04, archived)
# ahaha!! i'll bite your legs off!!
ace :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth a fucked back for 10 quid an hour
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# jesus he moves me, and he moves me right
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# man, i'm bored
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# I just watched Chwis Packman talking about rainforests
It was good, but not very.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)
# i used to fancy him something rotten
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Nazarene Delivery Co., Galilee
No job too small
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Yay

Boba, I'm commmmmmmmmmmming!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)
# This is sending Tremors down my spine!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# the fact that i recognise both the lemming and the sarlacc is a source of both pride and geek-riddled shame
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# That is impressive. I was thinking Dune or Tremors.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)
# i have all 4 tremors films on dvd
trust me, i know my graboids
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Order: Grabidae
Species: Sarlaccia
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# well, it's no assblaster
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I thought it was a load of rats' tails poking in the air
but thought some sort of cross-species sexing was about to take place
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# live-action hentai?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Shirley everyone knows Lemmings and Sarlacc?
fuckin faggots
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# you'd think so, but no.
fuck! gin, grenadine and lemonade is seriously nice!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)
# ON ZE PISS!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
i'm stuck dogsitting till saturday. the least i can do is empty the booze supplies
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# less dogshitting, more boozeguzzlin
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# dogs are barking at the telly. stupid dogs.
i'm running out of gin, but there's a bottle of cava with my name on it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# SWIG SWEET MS CAVA!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm, cava
and possibly a fried egg on toast
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# don't forget the rum!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# no rum :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# i know, it's tragic
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# JUMP YOU FUCKER, JUMP
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Oh hai Dek
Here is the twelve-stacking phenomenon you were asking about on Tuesday. It's sellotaped together from three screengrabs, hence the slightly snedded lower twelve, and is shrunk to approx 1/4 of actual size, but you should get the idea.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# well that's just fucked, the whole point is that the twelves are either side of the javierl fuck gif
i don't understand that

All the little pieces are meant to make one massive fuckthing..in one piece.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I think it's just because they are three seperate images
and when there isn't enough room on the screen they come out stacked to fit in. I see them in their proper side-by-side formation if I do Ctrl - to zoom out, and if they are posted further to the left of the screen they come out with the left-hand one and the gif together and the right-hand one below.

I guess the only way round it would be to make them all part of the same .gif, but that might be more of a pain and waste a lot of space with big files.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)
# the fact they're three separate images shouldn't matter, it's their widths that count.
I try and make things not stretch the page, for example, this should be one whole (A-whole)

youtu.be/UiIfAT1advM
oh hai 12's






www.b3ta.com/links/Judge_Dredd_1995_Full_movie_HD_720
youtu.be/zJWizBO0B74
spotify:track:0oT6bp17bp05e8V2JEIaPM (Smoke Break (Instrumental) by The Alchemist)

prodigy FUCKASSAULT
www.b3ta.com/links/822021

spotify:track:2Ce8RNjiyKmvCQxGwhRnki (The Heat (The Energy) by Prodigy)">spotify:track:2Ce8RNjiyKmvCQxGwhRnki (The Heat (The Energy) by Prodigy) (The Heat (The Energy) by Prodigy)

noo changis
www.b3ta.com/links/822021

spotify:track:2Ce8RNjiyKmvCQxGwhRnki (The Heat (The Energy) by Prodigy)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# This is how that one appears
Basically any img that doesn't fit past the edge of the screen gets put on the line below.

I do agree they look grand lined up in one line. I can make this happen by zooming out or by displaying the post individually.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# how big is your screen?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# It's fullscreen, 4:3
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# no idea chapeau
have you considered wine?

Ed: how wide is your monitor/gameboy in inches?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# I ran out of wine about an hour ago
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# time to hit the whisky
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# any meth?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Those jokers at the co-op don't sell meth
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# you should take a dook on the fish counter
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# It's a normal-sized monitor
I guess about 16" on the diagonal
Edit: It is 13" wide and 10" tall.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# your shit is all fucked up*
www.b3ta.com/board/10801686

* Gandhi quote

oops, i meant this one
www.b3ta.com/board/10801689
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# same here
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# THEFUCK
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# looks good to me
14" wide screen laptop
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# I HAVE EXORCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISED THE DAEMON


good juice
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# I think widescreen as opposed to fullscreen is the issue here
Widescreen can fit it. But I think the problem would still be the same on widescreen if it was posted further along a thread and was further to the right.

I get this on both Explorer and Firefox btw. You use Opera, don't you Dekion? Maybe Opera doesn't do it.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# hello
Yes I use Opera and my laptop is widescreen format.

You need to reinstall some wine and take a jazzum.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# No more wine or jazzum for a few days, it would seem
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# smoke a blunt and try on hats
it's the only way to be sure
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# don't know the difference between widescreen and full screen
this laptop's 1366 pixels wide, native. i'm using explorer.
maybe if dek posted it again now, it'll do as you say
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# I done posted the shit already
:/
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)
# i think i saw it.
i must've missed an earlier conversation, as i didn't really know what was going on
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I rarely know what's going on, I just juice the javierls and hope for good gubbins
^___________^
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# i just pretend, it usually works.
if it doesn't, everyone's too embarrassed to call me on it anyway
win/win
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# i heard dat
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# nice
i was thinking more along the lines of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=200tmiDdht0&feature=related
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# juice bang
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Widescreen is like TVs now (16:9). Fullscreen is like TVs ten years ago (4:3).
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# ah, fullscreen is 4:3
i could never understand why tv manufacturers went 16:9, when movies are usually recorded at 21:9
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# cos TV manufacturers are dicks
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# don't get me started on dickish tv manufacturers
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Your stuff is always fucked!
I thought that was the point?!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# It's a question of whether it's fucked rightly or wrongly
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Not very creative but it seemed like a good Godzilla opportunity.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# crabby's making me hungry.
hungry for crab.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# that's funny, he's making me itch
itch my balls
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# pfff
i could do with a red witch right now
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I had crabs once. Didn't care for them.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# that's because you're a terrible pet owner
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I beg your pardon! I happen to be an excellent pet owner.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# i'm not
i have no pets
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# May I suggest a cat or two?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# cats freak me out
i might get another tarantula or snake
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Are you Jim Stafford?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
# the lack of penis suggests not
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Ha! I share your pain!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# i'd always have something to play with
and i'd save a fortune on batteries ;D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Think green and buy yourself a cucumber.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# i would, but i'd just eat it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# HAAHHAH
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Wheeeeeeeeeeee!


What opposing light source algorithm did I use, though?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# a terminator's eye
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Good grief...
Now you mention it, that's terrifying.

Also, the a/c for the subject line tried to give me "Godzilla as scripted by Jonathan Swift?" I can't for the life of me remember when I'd ever used that line!

EDIT: Ah... This
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha!
that'll do your head in all night!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Naaaah.
The wonders of the search function came to the rescue.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# heheheh
i am getting drunk tonight
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# That looks like it would be a blast!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I have never, ever, ever, ever
understood the attraction of doing a bungee jump. Though if I got to do it from a Chinook, I might be persuadable.

Might.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# as a former lardo
i could never wrap my mind around that. i'd always be thinking i was too heavy for the bungee rope
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Your mission is clear. Bungee from a copter before you die.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# It's not high on the bucket list, even so.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I shake my lil tush on the shatwalk yeah!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
# She has the hips for it....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Fart Said Fred
I felt sorry for the flag image so I tried to use it

Click for big
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:42, archived)
# check the tubiscope!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] More product, just somewhat less pleasant
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# lynx riot
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# haha -
they should have Signalled for help.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Great reportage!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# thanks, inspired by years of reading ceefax
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I'm to sexy for my shart!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# too sexy for your parpy
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# more parpage!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# if in doubt, squeeze one out
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure what's going on here...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)
# it's very gay
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:14, archived)
# In a Spiderman way?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# in a flaming way
i just had to abandon my bath, it was overrun by bubbles
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)
# bubbles the monkey ?
shouldn't have trusted him to run a bath
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# the whole bath smelled like a pudding
it had hot butter fudge bubble bath and chocolate waffle bath syrup in it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)
# you're making that up ! chocolate waffle bath syrup ?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)
# yep
my sister gets all that stuff for christmas and never uses it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# fuck! short nightie on a wooden chair! i'm stuck to the seat!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# and you hadn't even put any bubble bath in,
right?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:39, archived)
# i put in everything i could find
i've only got a shower at home, so i wanted a nice bubble bath. sadly, i went a bit tonto with the bubbliness.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Too many bubbles?
I'm not familiar with this concept. Fill the room!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# when you can't get the soap out of your hair, that's too many bubbles
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Looks like some kind of explosion at a Malkovich factory
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)
# As long as they keep below those laser blasts, they should be ok....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Is it Baz Luhrmann's
latest?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Puerile
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Haha
It's all farts, this comp
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)
# I can't wait
to see what parp-able pics the BBC will give us to play with tomorrow
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)
# AND, right,
It's already had as many entries in 24 hours as the last one did in a week...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# bloody hell..
that inventors one seemed to stump people a bit, didn't it?
- and thank you, b3ta's resident archivist and statistician (in the absence of Prof Fnord)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:32, archived)
# You're welcome
although I should point out I gathered that data by looking at the front page for about 2 seconds.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# illusion:
shattered!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:47, archived)
# she's being parped on by pluto
mmmmm, bath time
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Needs more PARRRRP
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# one ticket to Hull please.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# flidartney
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Handyman
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)
# yabba dabba don't
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Well in that case
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
# i hate that cunt
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# look at that
fat-footed TWAT!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Flid

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)
# oof - two very good example of the
guiltylol, there.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:59, archived)
# No wonder Wilma never heard him
banging on the door to be let back in...

and, yes - straight to Hull with you.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)
# trying to bang her back door in?
blimey (sweats profusely at the thought)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# ah, piss!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# .... something about fred frequently kicking wilma's back door in
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:28, archived)
# you two should be ashamed
of yourselves - and wipe that piss up!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I'll take the front door,
real can have the back.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:37, archived)
#
oh, go on then
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Hull's too good for you
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Shut that door,I'm flicking through a book
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# i strode into the bedroom wearing nothing but a barbed strap on, he, knelt on the bed, looking over his sholder
big doe eyes, like a fawn staring into headlights, bottom lip quivering, he opens his mouth to speak, "ohhh, shut that door" he bleats

/millandboonfanfiction
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)
# haha - Generation Game slash fiction
- a very niche product.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)
# together we spit roast a cuddly toy
while Isla St Clare engorged her clit using a pneumatic vacuum cleaner...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)
# ...and I'm there.
Thanks.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ever so slightly shit but I've gone beyond caring.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)
# If he can walk on water...
...won't he just bash his head?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# His head and body will go under but his feet will stick on the surface
so he'll be walking on the underside of the water
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Casa bonita....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:28, archived)
# QUICK TELL THE INTERNET.... I just broke my tooth - anyone fancy being a dentist?
doh
edit : you must be this wide to ride?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# that's what she said
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# oh and i swallowed the bit of tooth....
will i die? *panics* or should teeth be part of my diet?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# don't worry.
in fact, you'll need the extra calcium to grow a new tooth.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:06, archived)
# so i should eat more teeth?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:11, archived)
# yes - you need to eat about four or five teeth
to grow one healthy new one, on average.
If that's not possible, five pints of cream, or seven pounds of cheese should be enough.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# but im lactose intollerant
...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# ask your butcher for an old hambone
to chew on.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)
# OH NO!
im not gonna be able to eat my pork scratchings :( :( :( :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# If you survive the bit where it cuts open the inside if your intestine, you should be fine...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# pooping out my teeth
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Remeber to shove plenty of food up your ass like in south park ;-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Reinventing motorway nosh...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Hehehe
The man has problems...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:11, archived)
# But a 99 ain't one of them ;-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# \o/
yay :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 1:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# I could see this happening ;-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# dry ice for his dry anus
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# You know all his best recipies I see!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# DE SECRET'S IN ZEE BALLS
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Now everyone knows...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Electric Dry Ice
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Goes perfectly with the kool aid....
I did a test to prove it...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# See you in 8 hours.
Have a nice trip.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Gets on the bus...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
# ENHANCE!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:18, archived)
# ALL THE WAY TO THE MAX! ;-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# haha...
he never goes anywhere without his thermos of dry ice.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:07, archived)
# I don't blame him...
The stuff you get in service stations just isn't up to scratch!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] continuing a theme...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Looks like they're ignoring the smoking ban....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Ooh, a thick pea-souper!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Too brown.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
# questionable font too
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Porky's?
perfectly suitable parpfont, I thought
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# it is.
you do know about the 'too brown', etc, right?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)
# looks up..looks down..
REVERSE GOOCHER!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:08, archived)
# I think I have spotted the massive flaw in this compo
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] "Are we clear to land? Hello??"

F-ing 'ell, my cut-out skills are getting worse...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Ooops! Sorry Mr Channel, didn't mean to plonk that on top of you
interesting mirror image effect though!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# That's quite alright, Mr Da Graph
Your's looks much more professional :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# What the Dickens..
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Such a wonderfully odd angle :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)
# He's Vogue-ing.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Flaps wide open when coming into land!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:04, archived)
# I'm going down! Mayday!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Yay, the flaps create friction which slows you down!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# mmmm
flaps!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Full of flavour....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# PRE-REVERSE GOOCHER!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Meme Riot!


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even took the time to do their arm badges :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Aaarrgh!
Overload!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:21, archived)
# just look at those helmets!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:27, archived)
# QUESTION TIME, PEOPLE!
i have no cider. should i walk to tesco and buy cider, or should i stay sober and have a bath?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Buy extra cider and have a
cider bath!?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)
# woo!
my sister, whose house i'm looking after, has just texted me from amsterdam to tell me i can have her gin AND the bottle of cava on the wine rack!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# ooh
a bubbly bath!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# i wonder what gin, grenadine and lemonade tastes like.....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
# a plan!
:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Like grenadine, the same way everything else with grenadine in it tastes.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)
# a) Buy cider
b) Find Rosie
c) 'with'
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# that's a shit book
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Lies ¬¬
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Well, do you want cider, or do you want a bath?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:45, archived)
# both!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Ha yeah
this made me laugh
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Made the mistake of ordering the table nan I see :-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# As the badge suggests...
This is quite, quite special *click*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:43, archived)
# who's the one next to flan?
anyway, have another meme get together
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
# they are..
from L-R
Smug,flan,Rob, the fella from the original pic(purely for wailapoyd purposes) and obviously freebase.

not to mention the B3ta badge (which can be classed as TOAP)

what do i win????
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)
# an all expenses paid trip to butlins, for two
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# GTFI!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:08, archived)
# vimod looks particularly suave there
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# not as suave as he does on linkedin though
that is him, isn't it?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)
# dunno, mebbe
either way, dubbal suave deluxe
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Soooo happy....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Those space helmets will never hold the air!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Jeebus was a lard ass?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:10, archived)
# massive fat shiny buttocks
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)
# You called?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)
# 0_0
so shiny.............
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Bring on the moon!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# bit quiet, so cheeky pea for dick wonder
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Bear behind bars...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Thanks Smash !
I will save it this time : )
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)

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