You saved the b3ta day againI'm looking forward to teh 100m front crawl in the stadium :D
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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fuck yeah newsletterb3ta.com/newsletter/issue544/
Now I'm going to go for swim. What are you going to do this afternoon or after work?
(Now I'm going to go for swim. What are you going to do this afternoon or after work?
rob,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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The spack stroke
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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yeah !! Ta !!hurl depth charges at swimmers
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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Steampunk Funk, Birmingham.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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Get on the cross trainer and pretend I'm a nordic adonis gliding over icey tundra on my way to valhalla
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 16:20,
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Haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!Fantastic!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?but I think you ought
keep it short
(keep it short
rob,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:59,
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Ce n'est pas un bulletin d'information Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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THE PARANEWSLETTER - LIKE THE REGULAR NEWSLETTER BUT YOU READ IT OUT OF A SENSE OF MORAL OBLIGATION
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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Hopefully *that* bank holiday didn't bankrupt the nation
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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Important notice from The Bank of B3ta - You are now 64KB overdrawn.
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Victor Meldrew,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:04,
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Spazzadelic specialDoubt you'll use that though
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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JUMPING RASPBERRIES Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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and insects did crawl over Bill Doberman
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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CAPABLE OF SHUTTING DOWN ITS UTERUS DURING RAPE
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:09,
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PARALYMPICS LATEST - Iran lose in World of Warcraft qualifiers
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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Happy Birthday Debbie Gibson. Please go lick Tiffany's ass all over.
(,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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Back in five minutes. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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HeheOoh, that's gonna smear when you take it off...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Restore Art Badly"){kind=small}
A Tretchikoff restored from out of Girl with a Pearl Earing(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:45,
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Monroe restored from out of a Tretchikoff
original
Technically, a shocking job.
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:43,
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Okay, I have restored Art. Badly. Now what, Mrs. Robinson?
xandmi,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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Dr Steve Brule for your health
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:40,
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A repost you say?Might as well bung this in then
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:03,
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I'm trying to resist the urge to compo any image I've made that is vaguely based opn a painting.
But I think Pat Butcher genuinely counts as a dodgy restoration job.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:22,
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This needs to happen. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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Who doesn't enjoy a prawn ring?
EDIT/ Fixed, thank you Joe Scaramanga :)
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:51,
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Racist!...oh, wait, sorry :P
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:59,
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Crab is posher than scampi, shirley?Well, it is in my mind anyways.
and... pfft.... crabs
(and... pfft.... crabs
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:59,
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This is true. You don't get crab in a basket. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:59,
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you forgot Sea Monkeys!WOO!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:00,
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hahaha Sea MonkeysI want to try them now. I bet Heston Blumenthal has a recipe.
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:07,
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"Sea-Monkeysยฎ are in no way harmful to humans or the environment. If they somehow find their way into natural water ways or sewer lines, they simply will not be able to survive outside of the formula."
That last bit frightens me
(That last bit frightens me
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:10,
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mutant zombie sea monkeys don't need the formula Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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*DOES NOT RESIST* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:00,
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A delicacy in Hartlepool, so I hears.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:29,
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hang on a minute Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:31,
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I had a prawn cocktail once.Anecdote.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:03,
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I've had a fish finger on many an occasion
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:04,
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Embarrassingly,I once cut myself on a fish finger...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:06,
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after much thinking..I still have no idea how you would go about doing that
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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Frozen and sharpened, a fish finger is a dangerous weapon. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:12,
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Not to mention a delicious snack for afterwards. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:13,
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One should always keep fish fingers out of reach of children
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Chumps ๐,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:15,
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Yep, once reached into the box in the freezer to grab oneSlid it out and scraped my finger along the frozen golden breadcrumbs... and all Captain Birdseye did was LAUGH
(Woo to your image btw, just realised my original comment looks a bit morose!)
((Woo to your image btw, just realised my original comment looks a bit morose!)
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:19,
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I want fish fingers nowIn a sandwich
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:29,
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mmmm food!never had a prawn ring, sounds like a dodgy euphemism for a sore asshole
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:04,
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Kerry katona was often persuading people to try her prawn ringso you may be right
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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*tries to erase image from brain* Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:11,
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Thermidoractually makes a little lobster go a long way, so it's not actually that bad if you made it yourself.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:07,
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I had it once, I liked it.Some kid then burnt my neck, and I didnt like it
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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Thank you, now would you like a prawn ring? Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:16,
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If they did......I imagine they would come below 'pubic crabs'.
(,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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that was my thoughtmaybe there's no crab in crab sticks like there's no ham in a hamburger ?
always looked like some weird shit to me
(always looked like some weird shit to me
Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:23,
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They're made from mashed up fish with flavoring added.I can't stand the things, but the other half loves them.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:00,
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Hamburgers are called that because they (supposedly) originated in Hamburg, Germany.I don't know where the town of Crabstick is, though...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:05,
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I'm fairly sure it's off the M4between Reading & Swindon
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fuscous,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:52,
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They nearly did, but as they are mostly chinese newspapers and seagull... Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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I once tried cooking with crabsticksin a pasta sauce. They unravelled and looked a bit like pale tagliatelle. Still tasted vaguely of fish.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:45,
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Various types of crab/fishstick (and sausage) are used in Japanese and Korean cuisine.
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:08,
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u forgot Crabby Patties PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:19,
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Would crab sushi be higher on the list than just crab, or is this just splitting hairs? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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Hmmm probably, sushi anything would be higher maybe? Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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in Australia we have the Prawn Barit's so bad it should only be used as bait
www.nichirei.com.au/product/b_prawn_bar.html
(www.nichirei.com.au/product/b_prawn_bar.html
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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That looks appallingyet strangely I want to try one.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:01,
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peaing in your fish
from Animal Art compo.
I was going to hold it back for my 10th B3ta Candlemas but I've finally thought of some new stuff for this compo.
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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that's scaryscary awesome mein president
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:13,
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I Aim For The Stars...but sometimes I hit London
hahahahah
(hahahahah
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sat 1 Sep 2012, 0:34,
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Fuckin Ace!That is a very great thing.
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:02,
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Apparantly Dr Teeth is Judasbut I had no idea, lots of unhappy-looking faces in that crowd
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sat 1 Sep 2012, 0:42,
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Praise be to Animal!Woo.
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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 17:41,
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whoah, ha ha ha!funny cos it's true, of course
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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Where'sSt Pancras Station;
King's Cross Station;
Charing Cross Station...
I'll get my coat.
(King's Cross Station;
Charing Cross Station...
I'll get my coat.
An Egg ,D,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:53,
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This is correct, but breaded... which makes them very much less posh Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:47,
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wheres the Pakistani under a bus?thats a type of crushedasian innit?
(,
Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:49,
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with added reflectoporn, nice job !excuse the TJ please CC, brought to you by the letters NWO & T
Click for bigger (84 kb)
(Click for bigger (84 kb)
Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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eek!...also, hope you don't mind:
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:02,
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Sheer ballunacy!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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I don't think he's falling for your balooney PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:11,
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i wanna see the dog's balloon-knot PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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No more jokes or I'll puncture!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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No! I enjoy deflating your egoYou just can't handle the pressure.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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That is truly beautiful.It brought tears to my eyes...
and a click to my mouse!
(,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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and a click to my mouse!
That's skill, Ninj.I award you a glittery click...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 1 Sep 2012, 20:30,
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He did it himself - it's not quite as good as Picasso's.And nice Spaced gif down there!
(,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:31,
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naughty Matisse needs to cut that outoops, already did
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:48,
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That'll learn 'im!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:06,
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You can still use your plane, Barack!Pff, actors and political views = annoying
Woo btw ;)
(Woo btw ;)
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:08,
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Very Good!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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Look, I'm not saying it wasn't a good speech......I'm just saying a few Powerpoint slides would have made it easier to take in, OK?
Click for larger version.
(
Click for larger version.
Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:07,
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Gout? Grim. Sorry to hear it, sir.I'm just listening to Kisstory and preparing for an action-packed late Summer weekend - got a cousin over from Oz, and the scattered clans are already beginning to gather.
( Captain Howdy,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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Cheers mate :)That sounds like a brill weekend! Have a great one sir!
Nice to have the cousin over :) I'll raise a glass for you
all tonight ;D
(Nice to have the cousin over :) I'll raise a glass for you
all tonight ;D
Ninj,
Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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