wow, just googled the lyrics,
I know it by the chorus but have never really listened to the rest :D
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Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:44,
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From an old gag they used to do on Terry Wogan's Radio 2 breakfast show...
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Thu 7 Aug 2014, 0:13,
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After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:31,
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Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Speak for yourself, personally I don't think I could fit any more in
A man has to eat and sleep as well, you know
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:25,
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arf
I was going to do Don't let the son go down on me, but was concerned the internet police would come knocking.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 22:07,
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Jebus, I remember when they did this on Nationwide in the late 70's with a picture of her revolving on the turntable!
I still hear "Sue Lawley" whenever it's played.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 22:16,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - WEIRD LYRICS
This week we want you to illustrate the strangest song lyrics you can think of.
From Lennon and McCartney's Eggman to Duran's funny Reflex kid sat alone in the park.
Challenge suggested by Jabberwoc
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:10,
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This week we want you to illustrate the strangest song lyrics you can think of.
From Lennon and McCartney's Eggman to Duran's funny Reflex kid sat alone in the park.
Challenge suggested by Jabberwoc
I had a dream last night that I managed to persuade the Queen that the whole political system was so FUBAR that she should just step in and we'd go back to a good old-fashioned dynastic monarchy for a few generations.
Oddly, on waking, the idea didn't seem to lose a great deal of merit.
Still should probably avoid strong cheese before retiring.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 16:07,
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Still should probably avoid strong cheese before retiring.
My concern would be
a certain chap due to follow Queenie. We'd prolly be begging for the return of our 'democracy' within days.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 16:19,
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There is that, I'll grant.
I think the strategy is that he chucks in the towel and abdicates toot sweet and then it would go to William who's an All Round Good Egg - flies those rescue helicopter things dontchaknow.
Anyhow even if he sticks with it I'd take Chuck at the helm over Boris any day.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 16:26,
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Anyhow even if he sticks with it I'd take Chuck at the helm over Boris any day.
step one - restore monarchy, execute all politicians
step two - execute monarchy and all its tentacles, lords, earls, dukes etc., distribute wealth and property to teh people
step three - jelly party tiem
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 18:25,
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step two - execute monarchy and all its tentacles, lords, earls, dukes etc., distribute wealth and property to teh people
step three - jelly party tiem
Elected members of parliament or magic space wizard appointed ruler?
I think I prefer elections. Monarchy sort of made sense when it was about the guy who could best protect your tribe. Once it became hereditary representative of space wizard, not so much.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:23,
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The trouble is that he plays up the bumbling oaf thing so well.
People forget what a reprehensible tory arse he actually is. It's dangerous to think because someone looks a certain way, they're harmless.
I always think President Assad looks like he's probably quite a nice guy, then I remember he's the president of Syria and also he's a dentist.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 16:43,
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I always think President Assad looks like he's probably quite a nice guy, then I remember he's the president of Syria and also he's a dentist.
I can't decide which is worse
him being a complete fucking fool
or him pretending to be one to trick people in to liking him
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:00,
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or him pretending to be one to trick people in to liking him
I liked him when he was a free market advocate and newspaper columnist.
I still like him somewhat now. If you agree with somebody's politics, that can change your take from "complete fucking fool" to "disarmingly silly", and from "tricksy deceitful facade" to "complex personality with unexpected deep ideas".
I looked at the comments on the BBC article about his return to parliament, and something like 15 of the 20 top rated comments said things like you and Smallbrainfield: "Yes he’s a character, but there is a sinister sub plot to Boris. His affability is an obvious act", all that sort of stuff. The idea seems to be that he's tricking people into forgetting he has right wing politics by clowning around. I don't think that's actually deliberate at all, I think he's just a clownish individual with right wing politics, and is genuinely a bit nice. It's completely true that you should be aware of his politics when casting a vote, and not concentrating on his hair or what he did on a tightrope or anything like that. But I don't think he's sinister or devious. To some extent, OK, he acts foolish as a kind of social crutch to make public speaking easier, but lots of people do that, and if you like the person, it appears charming.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:25,
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I looked at the comments on the BBC article about his return to parliament, and something like 15 of the 20 top rated comments said things like you and Smallbrainfield: "Yes he’s a character, but there is a sinister sub plot to Boris. His affability is an obvious act", all that sort of stuff. The idea seems to be that he's tricking people into forgetting he has right wing politics by clowning around. I don't think that's actually deliberate at all, I think he's just a clownish individual with right wing politics, and is genuinely a bit nice. It's completely true that you should be aware of his politics when casting a vote, and not concentrating on his hair or what he did on a tightrope or anything like that. But I don't think he's sinister or devious. To some extent, OK, he acts foolish as a kind of social crutch to make public speaking easier, but lots of people do that, and if you like the person, it appears charming.
Is it necessary to remind you that he is both a Tory AND a politician?
It was quite easy to believe that "Call me Dave" Cameron was nice, when he was only leader of the opposition. Self-serving, deceitful bastards are not nice.
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Thu 7 Aug 2014, 0:00,
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I thought I saw someone in the background of your picture
but when I looked closer... nope, absolutely no-one.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:37,
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I've been waiting over a year
for the marriage to animals he promised would follow gay marriage.
Another broken Tory promise.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:45,
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Another broken Tory promise.
BTW Your original is quite good! As a Floridian I greatly approve!
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:27,
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I only learned of Florida's crocodiles recently,
I thought you only had alligators but it turns out you greedy bastards have both!
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:53,
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Exciting comet news!
De-ris: rosetta.esa.int/ .... it looks a tiny bit like an old man's fella
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 15:51,
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De-ris: rosetta.esa.int/ .... it looks a tiny bit like an old man's fella
A rather scabby old chap.
I think a thorough de-lousing is in order!
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 15:55,
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You know the little ship* at the start of Star Wars?
The one that gets hoovered up into the really big ship*? This looks like a fossilised version of it.
(*Cannot be arsed to look up the correct terminology, I apologise)
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 18:47,
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(*Cannot be arsed to look up the correct terminology, I apologise)
HAHAHA
Now you mention it, he was looking like a confused little Yoda in court yesterday?
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:04,
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yeah
So he bribed the court into getting out of a bribery case where he should've faced prison? Definitely used the Force mind tricks?
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:09,
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Very nice, but I don't think the ass watch had a strap?
That could've snagged
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:10,
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it did, like, originally
like before the film was made and... the... ah, never mind...
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:13,
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I always presumed that's how he got it out
but the leather absorbed too much juice to be wearable
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Thu 7 Aug 2014, 6:40,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Illustrate weird lyrics - Draw Michael Stipe in the corner, etc (Jabberwoc)
Tattoos - One word challenge (Ya What?)
If everyone was old - Re-market everything for the elderly (monkeon)
Celebrity fight moves - Marie Curie's flying scissor kick or Stephen Fry's Hadouken (dolphinwhisperer)
Reply with the appropriate words to do a vote on it
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 7:48,
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Tattoos - One word challenge (Ya What?)
If everyone was old - Re-market everything for the elderly (monkeon)
Celebrity fight moves - Marie Curie's flying scissor kick or Stephen Fry's Hadouken (dolphinwhisperer)
Reply with the appropriate words to do a vote on it
hahaha
I had Angel Delight last week for the first time since the 80s. Looked exactly like that.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:16,
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Holy sheepshit!
If they ever get the colour right, we're doomed.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:39,
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Fantastic picture
The worker is thinking "don't press the kill-switch, don't press the kill-switch"
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 14:06,
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A million $ per episode for you
A million $ per episode for you
A million $ per episode for her
That's 72 episodes each with the possibility of another season. Plus re-signing fees, plus residuals, plus a point share up from .24 share.
And a hundred thousand $ per episode for you two blokes.
www.deadline.com/2014/08/big-bang-theory-stars-jim-parsons-johnny-galecki-kaley-cuoco-close-big-new-deals/
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:09,
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A million $ per episode for her
That's 72 episodes each with the possibility of another season. Plus re-signing fees, plus residuals, plus a point share up from .24 share.
And a hundred thousand $ per episode for you two blokes.
www.deadline.com/2014/08/big-bang-theory-stars-jim-parsons-johnny-galecki-kaley-cuoco-close-big-new-deals/
tattoos was suggested based on this image that I found, so, yeah, stuff like this.
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Shouldn't that be LOVE'S with an apostrophe
Not being picky, just that badly spelled tatts are common fodder on the internets.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:57,
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This is geting to be a bit like work. : (
Soon to be fired or quit
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:07,
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Number 1 has massive scope. In fact, why not keep it going if it's good?
I'm guessing a week won't be enough. Then again, folks aren't really interested in obscure Bauhaus album track lyrics.
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 18:54,
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i've always thought that the king (yul brynner?) looks like a vulcan
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Wed 6 Aug 2014, 4:28,
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"Simon Helberg and Kunal Nayyar are said to still be in negotiations"
Awwww, bless.
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Tue 5 Aug 2014, 23:43,
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He just remembered what Ryker had been doing to Troi with that croissant
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Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:56,
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