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# Uncle Deathmas Strikes Again
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:53, archived)
# Always bonkers, always superb.
They must take bloody ages? :)
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:57, archived)
# Ninj?!
Oh my. You are going to be so grumpy in the morning haha ;)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:01, archived)
# Not when I see one of your posts first thing
:) nite all
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:03, archived)
# Night man
:)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:10, archived)
# Hours and hours of midnight oil.
All for (pfft!) b3ta.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:04, archived)
# apropos oil
the reaper still needs a good whiff of WD-40
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:09, archived)
# Who doesn't. :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:23, archived)
# this might be interesting:
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:25, archived)
# Oh yes!
I use it all the time.
My missiles are primed and ready.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:34, archived)
# Yet another master piece sir
Woo!
Its almost like the ending of E.T.!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:03, archived)
# Ha Ha! The little fucker dies.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:11, archived)
# FUCK
Is this the episode VII scythe?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:17, archived)
# There is no Episode VII
All a scam.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:23, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:21, archived)
# awww, squeee! ~.~;;
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:39, archived)
# I'm glad you didn't see the dog in the other room.
Absolutely horrific.

(Oopz)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:42, archived)
# Aww, it's the tree-topper! best yet!!
*prints out and hangs on fridge*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:21, archived)
# It's a true classic.*
*IIDSSM
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:40, archived)
# he's killed the tree :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:39, archived)
# ...Yeah.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:43, archived)
# This gives me a good feeling about mankind! Well done.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:21, archived)
# Even the elves are dead though.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:37, archived)
# o/

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Like that :D
*click*
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:44, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:53, archived)
# Leave mofaha alone...
...oh...
...not a pear.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:21, archived)
# Haha nicely
Also I think I have spotted the undercover officer!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:45, archived)
# mmmm tasty.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:46, archived)
# Don't be such a stranger
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:49, archived)
# Nothing creepy about that AT all
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Wa?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:04, archived)
# Stay still a sec
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:05, archived)
# I already ate too much cheese
I don't want Bollywood smoothie nightmares too!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:10, archived)
# You know your Bollywood!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Oooooooooooo
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:46, archived)
# oh christmas brie, oh christmas brie
how cheesy are your branches
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:53, archived)
# This helped me and my thick head get it!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Next time
Try Brie, bacon and avocado sammich. Tasty tasty.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:11, archived)
# That's a twenty pound sandwich...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:23, archived)
# tasty
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Link Woooooo!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Little bags of mischief, YUM!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:40, archived)
# I can almost taste it.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] FP it. I dare you.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:09, archived)
# Oh my fucking god FP already without it even hitting the popular page WTF?!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Wanker.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] old pea of a dead guy
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry]

fuck
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Hahaha
\o/
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
# this is incredibly racist
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:44, archived)
# FUCK THE GINGER CUNT!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:46, archived)
# not sure if you're promoting sex with red-headed women or just trying the patience of someone who's sorely tempted to hit the 'off' switch for this place
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:57, archived)
# hey, if everyone else fucks off
because of these tedious cunts constantly spamming the board with their pointless shit, everyone's a winner.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
God don't you 2 moan. Lighten up slightly a :D
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:20, archived)
# Are these two serious? WTF
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Every bloody day
Well most days. They love FL FRIDAYS \o/
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:36, archived)
# Thank God it's.........
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Wait for it....
/looks at watch
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Unfair, you get to celebrate first!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:41, archived)
# You start it!!
PLEASE PLEASE YOU START IT ;)
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:42, archived)
# It's not Friday here for another 6 hours : (
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:51, archived)
# FFS this place is full of you Canadians!!
pfft!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:56, archived)
# Pointless shit? That's the point of this place....ART!! Peurile digital ART!!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:23, archived)
# I think Eastenders is pointless shit
But I don't watch it and then moan about it after. I just stay clear of it.
I find it strange someone going to a website every day I don't really like! Pfft!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Haha. Why are you bothered by how much I post?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:35, archived)
# hey, it's something to talk about
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:37, archived)
# This is why i wish /talk was busier!
Also. WORZT ANSER EVA XD
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:38, archived)
# contrary to appearances I do still care about this place and would donate again should a new set of icons become available
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:45, archived)
# Now not adding new icons often enough pisses me right off
It's like they don't want or need the donations!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:53, archived)
# he talked the compo up again not long ago too
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:55, archived)
# FUCK THE GINGER CUNT
We have now come full circle
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:56, archived)
# there should be a national holiday to mark the occasion
it was very touching
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Ha Ha...I love that! :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:26, archived)
# Why is this Racist. Or are you just kidding?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:37, archived)
# Yes he is
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Good, I was getting paranoid.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:40, archived)
# It is a bit though mate :(
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:41, archived)
# all those really tall black people behind the others
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:44, archived)
# Basketball players
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:46, archived)
# You should have removed Scooby as well :(
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:54, archived)
# Oh, I didn't even see him.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:55, archived)
# doggist
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:56, archived)
# HaHa!! I like that : )
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:57, archived)
# I think you should just quietly leave bro don't you?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Bugger me - how big is their tree?!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:23, archived)
# Big!!!!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Cock?
Bit racist mate :(
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:01, archived)
# HaHa!!!!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Sad Tiemz :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:01, archived)
# Cheer up mon frere! Its almost Christmas!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:42, archived)
# Bah humbug!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:00, archived)
# Fucking hell those are some ugly elves.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:50, archived)
# especially the middle one
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it's *nearly* the same thing as Christmas, right?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:03, archived)
# THE POPE
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:51, archived)
#
this time I will try to improvise a beatified rap:
Oh yeah, 1 2 3,
let me see, a b c,
I'm blind, I cannot see,
Yo, you bitch, you whore

Let me tell you a story,
about the purple whore,
she originates from babylon,
the old stinky city

Refrain:
Yo Babylon Bitch
Yo Babylon Bitch
Motherfu .. fu .. fun is what you search

Yo Babylon Bitch
Yo Babylon Bitch
Motherfu .. fu .. funny you are so old
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:57, archived)
# I don't know quite how we're coping without him
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:58, archived)
# I'm just taking each day as it comes
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] billa poliytics
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# :D :D Well done, you!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:24, archived)
# Working on a holiday?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Greetings fom the Hermit Kingdom!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:06, archived)
# ^ Ha Ha...THIS!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 0:03, archived)
# so the rumours are true
he does have a hart problem
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:53, archived)
# Very good! I wish the post was as good.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:57, archived)
# click
his elves look bored, idle hands and all that
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:13, archived)
# Oh, Doctor Huxtable, you lovable scamp
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Peace on earth and goodwill to white men

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Yes. Georgie HAS been good mummy.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Morrissey?
Gideon, it was really nothing
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:12, archived)
# I thought he had been very naughty and needed to be punished.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:38, archived)
# Great work, man!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Cheers my friend!
:)
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] He's still very proud of this picture
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Christmas
Sirus biznus :)
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:26, archived)
# i misread that as Bareback Obama
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Leave James Hewitt Junior alone!!
It gets confusing when ones butler's not around to hold ones phone
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:53, archived)
# I read that as Butters and removed it from the front page immediately.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:17, archived)
# Was thinking about that while I was busy this afternoon - but that's enough about my marathon wank
Anyway after a great deal of consideration I've concluded that there are just 2 possible explanations:

1. Rob's Gayfor Terry Wogan
or
2. Terry Wogan is a share holder of Trinity Mirror
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:13, archived)
# B3ta hosting doesn't like thumbnailing png files for some reason
either make the picture smaller so it doesn't resize or jpg it
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:16, archived)
# Oddly, the click through does work.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:18, archived)
# because its not an auto created thumbnail
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Alright, Smartypants. The click through does work (not at all odd).
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:27, archived)
# This is not a card!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Frogbeat - Keeping the board alive :D
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:29, archived)
# That suit doesn't fit anymore, Fatty!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaha
Miliband photobombing to the right
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:00, archived)
# So cute!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:34, archived)
# hee hee
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:34, archived)
# Hahaha
"Pissssshh"
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:31, archived)
# Barlump-pa-shaaaaa
Barlump-pa-shaaaaa Barlump-pa-shaaaaa Barlump-pa-shaaaaa
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] He doesn't like getting presents from "Uncle Dave"
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:38, archived)
# Cammers looks buff...
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:11, archived)
# :D I need Santas Little Helpers help to come up with a Xmas 'Clegg's a Lying Fucking Cunt' headline for a visual I've done
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Pffft
:D
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
# What happened your FP Wogan?
t'was very good
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:59, archived)
#
i suspect nsfw was a factor
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Not Safe For Wogan?
If that was the reason, then posting a teaser with "click for NSFW" that could be re-FPd may be an option.

Erm... I guess Butters should ask Rob if he is bothered.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:28, archived)
# no idea
guess it was a bit near the knuckle
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:29, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:33, archived)
# MODS!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:18, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:16, archived)
# :)
Great as per! ;D
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:59, archived)
# cheers
:D
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:01, archived)
# I'll be back, as soon as I remember what for
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:19, archived)
# "I need your glasses, your walking frame and your hearing aid"
:)
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Fuck the maid.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
# :)
I fear the new film may look a tad dodgy :D
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:00, archived)
# I'll be...
OH! My back!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:20, archived)

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