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# Separated at birth?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 6 Jun 2015, 21:48, archived)
# Wtf is wrong with 'her' hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:01, archived)
# What's the point?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:22, archived)
# Ex-FUCKin'-zak-lee
I really need Pedro to sort it out. Just this once you understand
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:32, archived)
# He's being very coy*
*shit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 2:41, archived)
[challenge entry] VIVIAN GIRLS. BROUGHT TO YOU BY FEMFRESH.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 20:33, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA WHA?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:02, archived)
# FRESHFISH WHA???
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:22, archived)
# MIGHTY WAH?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 2:44, archived)
# are they aesthetically unpleasing?
Ive generally quite liked them. From a distance somewhat necessarily.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D, much like a Pot Noodle.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 6 Jun 2015, 19:23, archived)
# I've been employed to make these in the past. The addition of caffeine still bamboozles me.
Pot Noodle. Not de-wormers.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 20:44, archived)
# O_o
Purrrleeeeeaaaaase can I have a go on your time machine?? Pleasey pleasey please?!
*telephones Libyans to obtain plutonium*

...*realises he may have misunderstood Jwoc's post*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 6 Jun 2015, 21:21, archived)
# too soon?


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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 19:22, archived)
# Far too soon!!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 20:23, archived)
# Thought so
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 20:57, archived)
# ...That's right!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 18:03, archived)
# it's that time already?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 18:58, archived)
# Omg is this real?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 19:43, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:21, archived)
# He really is getting stranger I tell ya
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:18, archived)
# Nobody likes these things.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:25, archived)
# George Bush doesn't like black people
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:35, archived)
# XD
Bad Pedro. Pedro get slaps
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:56, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 1:49, archived)
# See. Strange o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:49, archived)
# You'll go blind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:26, archived)
# Hey now!!
I got those frames before the corrective surgery on my ocular cavity
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 16:25, archived)
# Separated at birth?
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:27, archived)
# she's got a nose like the skesis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:37, archived)
# I thought she was wearing a plague doctor mask O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:59, archived)
# i want to watch her peck corn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 16:08, archived)
# SICK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 17:06, archived)
# oh come on, pedro, you know you'd watch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 17:13, archived)
# you dustin hoffmanned her!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 17:17, archived)
# You like her pecker don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 17:23, archived)
# fuck, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Barry Manilow's looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 20:34, archived)
# So, Smearballs posted a link to a great source of background-free images last night.
nobacks.com/

I've been making myself a new seamhorse from the images there... /alt compo anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:27, archived)
# DRAGONS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:37, archived)
# beautiful, deadly dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:55, archived)
# with candyfloss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:56, archived)
# and dr. pepper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:56, archived)
# and maybe a cadbury's caramel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:56, archived)
# i want chocolate now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:58, archived)
# What, like Dragons fighting over a chocolate horde you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 17:08, archived)
# very much this, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 17:11, archived)
# It's a rathalos
#MonsterHunterNerd
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 16:00, archived)
# don't piss on my dreams, man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 16:08, archived)
# I get my winky out and point it at your dreams and you assume I'm having a piss?
What kind of sick monster are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 16:13, archived)
# what are you doing? giving it a bit of air?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 16:15, archived)
# Your airy dreams are just the ticket to keeping the damp at bay
*wafts*
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 16:26, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 16:40, archived)
# lovely!
but not seamy enough


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 17:24, archived)
# I don't get it
that's just a picture of a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 17:43, archived)
# He's not very good, is he?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 18:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 19:34, archived)
# ORDEP!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 20:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 21:35, archived)
# oh poedr
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:24, archived)
# nice lightning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 17:44, archived)
# Needs the wheels up at ear level for an FP...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 18:46, archived)
# OH, I SEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 19:38, archived)
# Already got one ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 11:24, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 14:31, archived)
# Valid, but "IIIIIIIIIIX" is the most commonly-used form
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:07, archived)
# I can only count up to IIIIX :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 15:17, archived)
# a new meaning to going up in smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] He doesn't seem to be very happy about his new sponsors.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 10:01, archived)
# burning man!
Here's a celebratory cat image I found on the internet!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 6 Jun 2015, 11:32, archived)
#
found on the internet! took
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 13:13, archived)
# next cam session starts in a few
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 6 Jun 2015, 13:43, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 9:44, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 21:36, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 0:18, archived)
# This one is a self-cleaner.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 0:36, archived)
# Did you hear about the plumber who got the pipes mixed up when installing a toilet?
He kept getting hot flushes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 0:52, archived)
# No Tribs I've not heard about this.
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 0:55, archived)
# I just said
He kept getting hot flushes.

Dunno if he got it sorted. Hope so. Must waste a lot of hot water.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 1:05, archived)
# No I mean what happened after that?
But it sounds as if you don't know :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 1:41, archived)
# He eventually ended up in police custody. Dead.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 4:21, archived)
# Look, his wife had been seeing another plumber.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 5:12, archived)
# Mixing the pipes was just the first in a long series of financial disasters.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 5:21, archived)
# wasnt he the plumber that did the pipe work at Auswitz?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 8:33, archived)
# WORSE THAN HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 19:12, archived)
# Yet there wasn't a single plumber at the Nuremburg trial. Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 20:10, archived)
# a cautionary tale for the environmentally and economically aware plumbers everywhere
there could well be a TED talk in there
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 6 Jun 2015, 9:43, archived)
# Might just be badly-/un-lagged pipes running very close together, causing the hot line to transfer heat to the cold...
In which case relag/reposition.
Alternatively, if the boiler's running too hot and overpressurising the system, the hot water could be escaping into the cold pipes.
Probably best to install an expansion tank and/or fit new one-way valves in that case.

...or he's plumbed the hot pipe in. :D

*suddenly overly and quite unnecessarily concerned for the protagonist of the joke* :S
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 6 Jun 2015, 21:45, archived)
# something's coming up the plumbing, poor luigi's in a bind
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 12:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:16, archived)
#
You!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:17, archived)
#
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:45, archived)
# Let's go shopping!
also, how can something be funny and frightening at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 4:30, archived)
# WOAH THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:17, archived)
#
:((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:46, archived)
# LOO
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 13:38, archived)
# LOOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Wobble

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 21:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 22:04, archived)
# Never fear an enemy that can be defeated by a sponge
Or in this case, sponge and custard. Which would be a trifling difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 22:07, archived)
# Man goes to the doctor.
His head is completely covered in whipped cream and hundreds and thousands.
"What seems to be the matter" enquires the General Practitioner.
"I'm a trifle unwell" says the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 22:27, archived)
# Maybe he should try spooning
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 22:44, archived)
# jelly is a alien
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 22:08, archived)
#
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 2:12, archived)
# Gillian Mudskipper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 20:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 20:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 21:03, archived)
# haha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 21:04, archived)
# one of ht's more versatile gifs, fourth time I've used it I think
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 21:11, archived)
# I REALLY, REALLY hope you stub your toe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 22:24, archived)
# nooooo no no no no no no no no no noooo


EDIT:
such a tease! They aren't even making into the poor thing's mouth :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 21:06, archived)
# This hurts my cock
...eyes I mean eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 21:12, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 21:15, archived)
# And still the mods do nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 21:20, archived)
# IKR
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 21:44, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 22:25, archived)
# I will sign your petition.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] oh no u din't!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 19:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWHLlnL-cTc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 19:41, archived)
# I see your nice song (hear)
and raise you this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XpS-tUsdiE
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 6 Jun 2015, 16:30, archived)
# You just lost bEtar £1.74 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 19:56, archived)
# what's'at in amurikan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 19:58, archived)
# Approx 33% of a Big Mac
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 20:11, archived)
# le 0.083 pounder with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 20:19, archived)
# that was the winning bid?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 19:59, archived)
# you wife-b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 20:01, archived)
# shameless repost
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 20:10, archived)
# spread the word, pact coffee gives you cancer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 20:14, archived)
# The bad sort.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 20:19, archived)
# There is a good sort?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 20:21, archived)
# super happy fun cancer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 20:24, archived)
# oh boy, I bet this would be a great title for a new 'dark', 'edgy' BBC4 comedy series starring julia davis
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 20:31, archived)
# Daleks: 63 - 88
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:49, archived)
# blimey, I thought there were only a couple of different ones before the recent bright coloured ones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:59, archived)
# Apple Daleks
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:01, archived)
# I thought they were BMW mini daleks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:06, archived)
# The regular daleks had always been some sort of variation of silver/grey with blue/black spots.
Most of the ones above are fancy-pants leader daleks.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:02, archived)
# Dededededede look at his legs go!
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:22, archived)
# i bought an rc dalek on ebay and got him in the post today.. amazing detail, v happy!
v happy!but now i want infrared battle daleks too..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:03, archived)
# But if they're infrared, how will you see them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:05, archived)
# you have to view them through a digital camera display
or just close my eyes and see with my fingers..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:09, archived)
#
Is his name Henry?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:54, archived)
# Perfect with this :)
youtu.be/1J6NWReYzWE
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:28, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:06, archived)
# Like this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 6 Jun 2015, 20:41, archived)
# What have you done with the red one?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:46, archived)
# Peter Cushing knows what I'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 18:22, archived)
# I am loving your work
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Toilet humour
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:34, archived)
# Wouldn't fancy perching on that one!
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 19:42, archived)
# All men must shit
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:09, archived)
# that was ba-a-a-a-a-aaad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:10, archived)
# please chop my from this thread
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:12, archived)
# That lamb's mother fought in the Great Time War, alongside the War Doctor's forces
Quite formidable. Daleks feared the combined opposition.

Hence the expression "Ewe and Who's Army".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:39, archived)
# All hail the King Of Puns!
:D \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:46, archived)
# Oh you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:02, archived)
# GET OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:46, archived)
#
I could dust this old one off if you prefer
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:56, archived)
# well, he does look rather sexy
but that doesn't get you out of the naughty corner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:12, archived)
# As this is b&#8179;ta's last day of operatoin, have an old-school styled post
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:06, archived)
# sorry, you're too late, it shut at midday
none of this is here now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:08, archived)
# :D well done and thanks for validating me today :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:09, archived)
# This is an illusion.
You are on massive drugs, and sadly, this is your trip.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:15, archived)
# I would NEVER do those kind of drugs
I am certain that my 'trip' would be much like the main character's experience in the movie Jacob's Ladder
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:11, archived)
# Micto's had her
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 19:00, archived)
# Had to happen eventually
(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:21, archived)
# sorry, this just doesn't add up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:28, archived)
# We can count on you to not integrate.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:36, archived)
# not that that subtracts anything from my point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:41, archived)
# But I can't derive anything from it
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:42, archived)
# *thinks*
nope, i got nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:43, archived)
# Aha! You nearly got me there with your nothing!
Going all quadratic aren't we?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:48, archived)
# i wouldn't rule it out of the equation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:53, archived)
# Careful, these puns are multiplying
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:59, archived)
# They are going to get logarythmic on us
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:05, archived)
# always going off on a tangent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:07, archived)
# I think that should be a warning sine
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:10, archived)
# I'll think you'll find the /board has a divided opinion on this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:14, archived)
# haters are a constant.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:17, archived)
# sine of the times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:27, archived)
# I already did that one, square-root out your own puns!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:06, archived)
# not really in thinking mode today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:13, archived)
# DELETE, DELETE THIS!!
I got yer back ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:13, archived)
# Don't be mean.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:18, archived)
# it's no longer hip to be square
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:25, archived)
# These puns are getting a little derivative
(No, you choose a username Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:44, archived)
# They are all part of a matrix.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:57, archived)
# The scalar the problem is getting out of hand.
(No, you choose a username Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever., Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:31, archived)
# No worries, puns are a finite quantity.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 18:54, archived)
# Apply the inverse to the chevron!
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 19:59, archived)
# Any one. Or two?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 12:31, archived)
# I'll have to simplify myself...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 12:32, archived)
# This is starting to get inconclusive.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 12:33, archived)
# hehheh
really am having a brainwrong day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:24, archived)
# Some prime punnage going on in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 21:51, archived)
# ...but she said 'times' which is unique-yet-fitting product
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 16:13, archived)
# That just about sums you up
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:41, archived)
# They'll never find any weapons of maths instruction
(Hemipygous, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 17:17, archived)
# YOU!! Stand still Laddy!!
in the corner you go -- with Tribs!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 19:32, archived)
# Could prove popular if implemented before Monday
... when people are due to sit their EdExcel GCSE Maths calculator paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 6 Jun 2015, 19:20, archived)
# The Yanks beat us to it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_number
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 21:47, archived)
# I never knew such things were real
That made for interesting reading, thanks for sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 17:51, archived)
# Australia has done worse!
Australia is much worse, Australia really has made Maths illegal, it's a military secret now!

theconversation.com/paranoid-defence-controls-could-criminalise-teaching-encryption-41238
(petherfile, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 0:06, archived)
# I really like this
Clever and angry satire, well played.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 17:50, archived)
# I am a mathematician
and I was annoyed. Still am, now I think of it.
(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:04, archived)
# Wonderful
Needs cocks.
(deadpidge, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 21:01, archived)
# Ooh FP
And on the weekend that B3ta closed. Oh wait, it didn't close after all.
(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 23:14, archived)
# Afternoon.


Click for bigger (459 kb)
(A Nonny Mouse, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 13:44, archived)
# i would very much like a dress in that pattern
without the dog, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 13:59, archived)
# i'd like a dog in that pattern
but also wearing a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:00, archived)
# I'd like a cash alternative
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:03, archived)
# take what's in the box!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:04, archived)
# Red snapper... very tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 15:41, archived)
# stupid! so stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 19:35, archived)
# patterned transvestite dogs?
sounds like a kid's show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:05, archived)
# it's actually an album by
banana wardrobe biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:10, archived)
# i'm more a fan of the electric marbles myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:14, archived)
# oh well la-de-da!
very high brow tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:23, archived)
# *curtseys*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:29, archived)
# tune in, turn on
bite postman
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 13:59, archived)
# Oh hai Pedro comedy account
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:11, archived)
# nooit meer slapen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 14:16, archived)

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