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# Fight the urge Liz... fight it!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 20:27, archived)
# Does Cartwright have a People Stapler?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 21:42, archived)
# The new use for Snozzcumbers is quite, quite repulsive.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 21:44, archived)
# Never realized how fit the queen was.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 19:57, archived)
# Treason
She does have a glint in here eye though.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 0:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 18:06, archived)
# Wow did you paint this?
o/
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 18:10, archived)
# Did you funny?
\o
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 4:46, archived)
# hahaha
Lovely work Ninj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh wait
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 18:25, archived)
# 9/11
ALWAYS
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 19:41, archived)
# Oooo...comedy accounts!
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 4:47, archived)
# show me on the Batman where he touched you
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 19:10, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 19:15, archived)
# *points to crotch*
OBV
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 4:48, archived)
# Bottle o' geer Gatman!
:) \o/
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 19:37, archived)
# (Bat Voice) WHERE'S MY GUINNESS?!!....WHERE IS IT?!!!
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 4:49, archived)
# Futility belt.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 20:21, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 4:49, archived)
# Touching
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 16:14, archived)
# quite
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 18:04, archived)
# A Cardboard Policeman could literally be the only thing standing between you and a weekend of domestic criminality

Hiya
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 13:44, archived)
# Considering your username
I will assume GORP is deliberate :-D
Excellent stuff BTW
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 13:50, archived)
# Gorping is another word for staring.
I just realised that "to gorp" isn't a grammatical term. But it is now.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 13:56, archived)
# 'Gawp'
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 14:06, archived)
# Ah fuck, thanks
But I still prefer my spelling.

Jazz language.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 14:12, archived)
# I agree with you, actually
Gawp is the usual spelling, but Gorp somehow gives a better impression of really gormless staring.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 14:39, archived)
# I think "gorp" (verb and noun) is more of a Northern England spelling
So technically slang but for a puerile digital arts community I think it's an acceptable spelling.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 16:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 20:26, archived)
# I need a giant eagle one to scare the fuck out of my neighbours shitting cunting cats that are cunting shitting all over my front lawns :(
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 14:31, archived)
# don't buy a cat scarer from betterware
they don't fucking work, the cats just laugh at them.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 14:36, archived)
# I got a couple of Pestbye Ultra Sonic ones Bastards know the blind spots to get around 'em
I'm thinking I'll make a big bird of prey type thing with flappy wings
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 14:44, archived)
# buy an air horn
every time they squat, set it off. pavlovian treatment, innit?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 15:01, archived)
# Better than that I got a cat hating dog
but she'd eat the cat shit and probably the cats too
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 15:13, archived)
# i suppose that would be a bad thing
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 15:27, archived)
# Go to the zoo and get some lion shit for your lawn
That learns the cunting fuckers
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 17:01, archived)
# Water bombs from first floor window
Launching water bombs made from freezer bags is effective. Also fun whilst not harming the cat.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 17:39, archived)
# I use a catapult and ice cubes.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 18:51, archived)
# Pfffft
(guilty LOL)
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 19:03, archived)
# I own cats who shit on other people's lawns
I wish they wouldn't shit on other people's lawns
I hate people who are cruel to my cats and am very tempted to blockade their doors and set their houses on fire
Cats fucking hate water
While I'm not totally convinced by water bombs from the first floor, so long as it doesn't hit the cat on the back the cat is going to get drenched
The second or third time this happens, the cat will think "fuck this" and go and shit on someone *else's* lawn
Profit!

So basically, yeah, if someone drenches my cats to stop them shitting on their lawn I'm not going to be chuffed but if the cat is otherwise unhurt, all power to you. Cat shit is horrible stuff. No reason anyone other than me has to be clearing it off the lawn and out of the fucking flowerbeds. This means even more if you've got a sandpit for the kids, given the horrific stuff that lurks in cat shit.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 22:19, archived)
# You got it Boris
No harm - aim to miss. The little sods started it by leaving their chemical warfare deposits. If you know your cat is shitting on a neighbour's lawn, I hope you offer to clean it up.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 11:54, archived)
# Shit on the cats
That'll teach them.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 19:06, archived)
# Sound advice cheers all
A few more ideas I've been musing:

1 Asking neighbour to clear it up
2 Rubbing neighbours nose in it if he doesn't
3 Shopping pics of him committing all sorts of extreme heinous no good things sending it to his employer so he gets the sack so he can't afford the mortgage and has to move.
4 Taking the cats to an animal shelter claiming destitution and giving them up for rehoming

3 seems like the most fun atm 8D
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 16:06, archived)
# can also be used for hanging scarves on
making them more useful than the average police man
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 14:32, archived)
# Will it also ensure...
... that I denounce my neighbours to the state apparatus if they don't fit one of these?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Charles Dickens in the year 2015.....


(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 12:40, archived)
# Grindr
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 19:04, archived)
# Thank you... did that for a reason ;)
What you up to this weekend :)
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 19:33, archived)
# Nice artwurkz.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler again


Maybe the Queen read it
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 12:37, archived)
# *Spaßzeit
Dummkopf!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 10:30, archived)
# Needs
no!
no!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 10:37, archived)
# Oh come on what?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 10:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 11:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 11:37, archived)
# I Still dont know who it is...
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 12:39, archived)
# Something about a German family between the wars I think
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 12:57, archived)
# Some new romantic band member
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 13:06, archived)
# As I suspected...
Or Keira Knightley.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 17:34, archived)
# dont nose
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 3:06, archived)
# good god!! 8D
Hey look!! I got this gif down to 8KB
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 3:21, archived)
# is that a subtle attempt at saying my file size is too big?
coz at 8kb i cant hear what he's saying...
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 4:25, archived)
# i didn't even look at your filesize
I just wanted to be a reposting cunt
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 4:40, archived)
# Frame 28
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 5:43, archived)
# oh pretty!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 6:00, archived)
# YOU'RE A FRAME 28
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 7:51, archived)
# and yet the mods do nothing
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 21:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 0:03, archived)
# Fuck
Lovely pixel action
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 0:08, archived)
# :)
kind-a halfway there
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 4:27, archived)
# the front page of b3ta.com is blocked in Jakarta
But not the message board. Hmmm.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 7:56, archived)
# I like the verse but the chorus needs work.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 8:19, archived)
# of course it is.. volcano.. duh
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 8:20, archived)
# Jakarta?
No, she walked there herself etc.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 10:40, archived)
# I found this to be mildly amusing and smiled slightly as a result.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 21:45, archived)
# Oh hai GSM(f&so) o/
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 0:55, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:06, archived)
# \o/\O/
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:22, archived)
# This is good!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:07, archived)
# This is better than bad
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:35, archived)
# You're a bad man
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:37, archived)
# I'm not bad
i'm just badly drawn
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:42, archived)
# luck of the draw really
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:45, archived)
# but worse than off the wall
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:45, archived)
# did you see the source from my earlier post?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:48, archived)
# Foot fetish on acid
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:52, archived)
# Oh shit
She is about to step on a slug dog :(
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:55, archived)
# it's puppyslug!

(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:57, archived)
# I see older ones
SLUG DOG©
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 2:15, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 2:16, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
Genuine hotel room LOLs
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 22:20, archived)
# i like the way it tried building a car from the chair's caster
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:56, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:58, archived)
# ---this deepdream is just too much..amazing!---
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 2:31, archived)
# don't look at them too much
Google is trying to figure out how to hack the human mind. ;)
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 2:35, archived)
# Cool stretch campervan with monster truck wheel
They're the in thing
jusayin
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 10:19, archived)
# i knew there was something weird about that shadow
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 21:36, archived)
# Moley!
Hugs
(, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 0:25, archived)
# dont ask me why, but this post has left me wondering
why we dont have a reverse C as part of our alphabet yet we turn M upside down and reuse it.. 4 lines in a M or W, 3 in a N or Z, 1 in a C.. stop creating work for ourselves, I say its time to stand up and demand W is replaced with a C but the other way round C.. but not the U either..
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:54, archived)
# That's weird because I was thinking just that as I was doing the picture!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:57, archived)
# An upside-down U is an N
An upside-down double-U being an M is almost symmetric. If you squint enough when you look at NN, at least.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 22:22, archived)
# BTW where have all the fucklifts gone?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:58, archived)
# Atomic sent a memo out asking people not to use them anymore
Sad timez :(
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 2:02, archived)
# DMCA cease letter
poor guy thinks it's gonna supplement his retirement.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 2:13, archived)
# No, Sir, I don't like it.
BTW, got any rubber lobster protectors?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 2:12, archived)
# i think it was walrus protectors
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 14:27, archived)
# Keeping with the theme of the mashup.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 17:03, archived)
# Atomic's bleached blonde with a gaygoatee
jusayin
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 10:22, archived)
# You are thinking about the 2014 Atomic
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 0:53, archived)
# GSM's are so going to FP THIS NOW
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 0:56, archived)
# I will never get FP'd For every acme there is a nadir. I am the nadir.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:07, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] They needed somewhere to spend all that treasure!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 22:20, archived)
# arfness
much
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 22:21, archived)
# Yo! Ho! Ho! And a bottle up the bum.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 22:42, archived)
# Is Michael Barrymore
Hosting pool parties again?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Sooner or later, most couples end up with a copy...
...which isn't to say they're necessarily happy about it!



(Apologies for continued image shitness)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:14, archived)
# I like to cuddle with my wife after I've killed prostitutes.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:21, archived)
# How long do you think it will be...
...before she finds out?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:24, archived)
# As soon as she can work one hand free enough to take the blindfold off.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:27, archived)
# HaHa! You beat me to it!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:28, archived)
# Good answer, Comrade!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:29, archived)
# She won't find out. She's been dead since our wedding night.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:27, archived)
# Awwwww
That's quite sweet
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:35, archived)
# NSFW
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:31, archived)
# Interesting
An alternate universe where looking at porn is actively encouraged in the workplace, and you'll get a right bollocking if your boss catches you on LinkedIn or doing work-related internet research
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:32, archived)
# Not Seizing Fanny Wait
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:46, archived)
# This is your second warning for having Excel installed on your pc
One more false move, boy, and you're out on the streets
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The early bird may catch the worm. But worms taste like Tesco ready meals anyway.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:50, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(maybe)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:29, archived)
# now it's funny
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:39, archived)
# That would be funny except it was done by you.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:46, archived)
# mods, I don't appreciate this kind of bullying, can't we all just get on
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:48, archived)
# after all we're all working toward the same end here, and that is to keep the board ticking over
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:49, archived)
# That hurts!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:49, archived)
# I really didn't mean the maybe
Maybe
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:58, archived)
# please can you stop with the constant criticism, no wonder everyone's too scared to post
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:04, archived)
# !
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:19, archived)
# oh man
i might watch that for a few hours
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:42, archived)
# Lenny's twin Barry
Kills a bunch of hookers
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] link to first two audio tapes supplied for free
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:04, archived)
# oh god, hahaa!1
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:23, archived)
# Ha




Ha!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:51, archived)
# \o
yes
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] first and last, i promise!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:00, archived)
#
I've waited 11 years for this
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:09, archived)
# what were you doing the 8 days prior to that?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:22, archived)
#
Just casual brucing
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:55, archived)
# i just realized that the girl is a actress from Caddyshack. The one with the really shitty fake irish accent.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:02, archived)
# a fungal to be sure!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:16, archived)
# WLTM single chiropodist. Or exterminator.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:21, archived)
# Is this a book?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:57, archived)
# no, it's 'new uses for tools'
my tools are Paint Shop Pro, and Google DeepDream, so I combined them
...hence 'new use'
/legal_loophole
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:01, archived)
# You're up to no good young man.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:19, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:50, archived)
# Oh hello Mr one trick poooooooooooooooOOOOOO WTF?!?!!1!?11
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:30, archived)
# whoa!
those shadows are weird
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:57, archived)
# I feel like a story is almost at an end
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:32, archived)
# when one story ends, another starts
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:43, archived)
# Unless it's a Terry Pratchett novel.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 23:04, archived)
# They just keep getting sexier.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 22:18, archived)
# Forget puppyslug
Things have gone full millipede.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 1:16, archived)
# yeah! :D. Have you posted any results anywhere?
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 2:27, archived)
# Photshop feet fuckery ftw 8)
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 17:56, archived)
# Actual lol
I'm now a racist :-(
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 18:10, archived)
# I think you'll find that it's pronounced...
...lacist :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:22, archived)
# I think technically he got car-jacked!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 18:46, archived)
# Technicalities...
...where's PC Plod when he's needed?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Imitation Creme Eggs
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 16:32, archived)
# is nothing sacred
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 16:51, archived)
# brilliant
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 17:07, archived)

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