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# the horror, the horror


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(shardcore, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:52, archived)
# 4 then 1 then 2 if you put a gun to my head then 3 as long as she's still dead
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:53, archived)
# *Bokes
Everyone's playing the numbers game now and feeling ill
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:00, archived)
# There are not enough paper bags in the wooooooorrrrld...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:11, archived)
# "Thank you for being a fiend..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:25, archived)
# 4 girls
1 cup . . . O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:46, archived)
# Definitely would've done Edwina in her younger days
Probably still would now
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:06, archived)
# You are John Major
AICMFP
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:33, archived)
# Yes
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:20, archived)
# candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:24, archived)
# as far as the eye can see.
no, wait, they stopped there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:34, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:04, archived)
# oh shit, another bloody teenager!


happy b3taday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:19, archived)
# *throws tantrum*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:55, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une carotte
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:02, archived)
# Haha nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:10, archived)
# New for PS4, PC & XBOne
PC & XBOneCall of Duty: Dallas

(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 8:01, archived)
# rip tom skerritt, once again I get my news from b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 8:12, archived)
# I think they rendered the grassy knolls very well.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:29, archived)
# Inserted Doctor John A. Zoidberg in a serious aircraft sketch...

Let's see if anybody in the www.secretprojects.co.uk forum spots him.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:06, archived)
# Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:04, archived)
# Good lord. You're on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:14, archived)
# I'm hoping this'll wear off in time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:47, archived)
# Woah!
Lucky 13
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:20, archived)
# Ay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:23, archived)
# Yai yaiiiii!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:30, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:18, archived)
# This place has become too damn unfluffi


We demand more fluffi!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:33, archived)
# Crap taxidermy--->
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:39, archived)
# Hooray!

Just this afternoon I was wondering what had happened to all the fluff that used to be on here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 0:07, archived)
# Zoinks!

Fuck me, 13 years
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:03, archived)
# such radiance!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2016, 6:35, archived)
# Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Monkeyfluff

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:50, archived)
# Not 'arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:52, archived)
# What the world needs now is fluff, sweet fluff.




(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 0:09, archived)
# :3

(Cruising Capacity, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 0:54, archived)
# *jammin'
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 1:15, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Why have I never seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:40, archived)
# FL...uffy?!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 3:51, archived)
# FLUFFLIFT ENGAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:04, archived)
# impossipurrr
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2016, 6:33, archived)
# MOAR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:12, archived)
# even more!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:29, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] someone's thrown out this perfectly useless Gove Puppet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:39, archived)
# bob pelham would be so ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:40, archived)
# he should be
i.ytimg.com/vi/peYhPAbQYME/hqdefault.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:44, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:05, archived)
# I have one of those
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 8:59, archived)
# Revealed: what Lyanna Stark *really* whispered to her brother Ned in the flashback scene in the last episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:36, archived)
# chemtrails, obvs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:39, archived)
# Stannis was a Replicant all along, and Gendry is Keyser Sozey.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:42, archived)
# DUN DUN DUUUUUUUHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:43, archived)
# "No Luke, there is another"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:40, archived)
# It was Bin Liner didn't you know.
(/'>Barry Manillow, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:58, archived)
# "Boris Johnson was not capable of uniting the party or the country"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:26, archived)
# Close
"Jon can not burn as his father is Rhaegar Targaryen"
I just jizzed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:57, archived)
# Jet fuel can't melt snow - when it's JON Snow! OMG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 2:35, archived)
# Parliament shut down after white powder found
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:58, archived)
# Leave George alone!
...ideally in an oubliette.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:01, archived)
# And Gove is out of the race! I guess he just... gove up.
He buggered an entire country senseless for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] It Seamed better in my head.
(JackLaidlaw, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:20, archived)
# im 41 and what is this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:21, archived)
# Not so long ago,
there'd've been eight different seam-horses posted in reply already.

sic transit gloria interreticuli
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:24, archived)
# Hope this helps

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:49, archived)
# Beautiful
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:41, archived)
#
what happened did every die?
(JackLaidlaw, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:26, archived)
# Yes.
They did.

We that remain are the scarred survivors of that dark time. And even we don't post much.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:30, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:47, archived)
# Time to trot out this old nag...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:10, archived)
# My first ever seamhorse

I must say it demands a high level of organization to make one on MS Paint.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:50, archived)
# Outstanding
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:00, archived)
# Stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:10, archived)
# The fork is a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:59, archived)
# Bravo sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 0:20, archived)
#
photo seam bike2bc small.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 4:18, archived)
# Dawww...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:24, archived)
# Wampa! Wampa! WAMPAAH!
Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:18, archived)
# aaaawwwww, i hope it bites his face off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:11, archived)
# Sorry just isn't good enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 12:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 12:39, archived)
# Shit! Thought it might've bindun.
Great minds and fools?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 13:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] They thought it was a gun
The trigger happy twats

(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ah it's a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 12:14, archived)
# "Are you the Govemaster?"

.....aaaaand, that's the most horrible thing I've ever posted here.
I threw up in my mouth a little as I 'shopped it, and I may have ruined the image of a deliciously leggy '84 era Sigourney forever.
Damn me.
DAMN ME TO HELL.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:10, archived)
# Cor, nice leg
but Great minds? and fools
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:18, archived)
# GODDAMNIT.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:22, archived)
# He's coming for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:29, archived)
# lol ... been there.....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo Crossover
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11203754
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:21, archived)
# Ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] MEEP!
Carrots + Muppets = Carpets!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:24, archived)
# Yes!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] "We have a new mission for you, 47. Break into a mobster's bedroom and leave an edible root on his bed. Don't kill him, just leave him a vegetable."

(filename it if you must)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:39, archived)
# haha
even his candles and fingers were carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)
# subtle product placements
those fat cat carrot owners must be raking it in
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:59, archived)
# Mother Theresa, Maggie Theresa?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:46, archived)
# Haha!
Crikey! Fit all TOO well. Ning also! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:50, archived)
# Ning Ninj
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:32, archived)

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