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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MODERNISE SIT-COMS

The BBC are celebrating classic sitcoms by remaking one off episodes. Lets join the fun and relocate classic sit-coms into the modern world where we have wonders, horrors and inventions that will ruin all the gags.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:57, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:03, archived)
# Likee likee...
but...

Stationery. sorreeeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:45, archived)
# copied and pasted from a lyric site
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:18, archived)
# We've got some
half priced cracked ice
And miles and miles of carpet tiles
TV's, deep freeze and David Bowie LP's
Pool games, gold chains, wosnames
And at a push
Some Trevor Francis track-suites
From a mush in Shepherds Bush, Bush, Bush,
Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush
(waxdart hello., Thu 25 Aug 2016, 17:05, archived)
# a couple vectors
hello everyone I did some vectors I thought you lot might like.


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(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:54, archived)
# At least one of these looks like a YouTube "personality"
or whatever they call themselves, these things that suddenly start up vacuous shrieking about themselves and their stupid haircuts, on an ad right in the middle of a nice relaxing YouTube music playlist, at five times the previous volume.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:35, archived)
# something something adblock something something definitely no security risk with browser extensions something
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:36, archived)
# ...bad day?
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:05, archived)
# Breaking News
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:19, archived)
# Laurel and Hardy next please!
"This is another fine mess you've got me into."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:20, archived)
# I haven't got time, so I tried Project Murphy

Seems it can only do one person at a time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:28, archived)
# badly :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 24 Aug 2016, 17:32, archived)
# convenient
half the dynamite, twice the satisfaction
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:28, archived)
# what do I do now I've cum?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 24 Aug 2016, 17:34, archived)
# Goatse it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:46, archived)
# you got it
*thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:36, archived)
# "And the worms ate into his (very tiny) brain"...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:20, archived)
# It's perfect; they all look identical, so you can tell who is from where!
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 2:04, archived)
# horrific!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] obviously empty bobblehead
(begoff, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:58, archived)
# The original of that reminds me of Bob Kelso...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGTrWlzK3Ho
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:07, archived)
# *cocks air rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:10, archived)
# You left out an apostrophe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:33, archived)
# damn, so i did
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:44, archived)
# OW
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Aug 2016, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:40, archived)
# perfect size for grating rocky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:56, archived)
#


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(A Nonny Mouse, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:44, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:55, archived)
# Manson for President 2020!
How much good could a good Chuck pluck if a good Chuck could pluck good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:14, archived)
# I like the Queen song "going to be a big Manson Day
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:29, archived)
# I am stealing this
For the Facebooks.

Monroe quotes are overrated.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:51, archived)
# ^
I do wonder at women who pattern their life after a promiscuous drug addict who met her end via a suppository delivered by the combined hands of the Mafia, Frank Sinatra and Nigel Kennedy.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:40, archived)
# he's a narcissistic prick
with stupid hair and he smells of wee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:47, archived)
# So do you fancy him or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:58, archived)
# bit old for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:07, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Modernise sit-coms - relocate classic sit-coms into the modern world where we have wonders that will ruin the gags
Cheer up - everything's depressing, make it happier
Empty/Full - contemplate half filled glasses and train capacity
Seaworld - What if the human world was run by marine life

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 8:22, archived)
# I added four candles to my basket and went to checkout but I actually meant to add fork handles!!!
That sketch won't make any sense to a generation that have grown up having never needed to physically speak to another person.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:08, archived)
# Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought:
O's, peas, pumps
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:34, archived)
# I liked this but felt it wasn't enough to fully express the sentiment,
so here is a comment to that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 2:09, archived)
# lesbians
or cheer up, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:17, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:22, archived)
# seaworld
hearworld
touchworld
feelworld!

who?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:09, archived)
# ultramarine
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:49, archived)
# Option 1
Please.

There I asked nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:37, archived)
# wun
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:42, archived)
# Will exchange my vote for food
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:15, archived)
# Sit-coms and a comfort break, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:47, archived)
# Sitcoms
By voting for this,I can guarantee it won't win. Like usual.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:53, archived)
# cheer up
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:07, archived)
# WOMEN WITH BEARDS
says my autocomplete
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:29, archived)
# cheer up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:43, archived)
# Eff-ing feeeesh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:03, archived)
#
Make happy
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:16, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:52, archived)
# I will not vote because God knows best
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:14, archived)
# Definitely sitcoms. I have a lot of ideas already for Frasier-related gags.
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 2:07, archived)
# The Internet - not to be confused with the WWW (TBL's thing)


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The Internet was, of course, invented by the Welsh (at the NPL in London) although reiterating this really pisses off the yanks cos they like to think they did everything important in history - recovering the Enigma machine from a submarine; inventing the www; inventing the English language; and, so on.
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:25, archived)
# You guys can really sing, it's terrific.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 22:10, archived)
# "They" like to?
You massive racist.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 22:33, archived)
# I bet the lad can sing though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:41, archived)
# Not all Welsh are singers.
You massive racist.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 0:02, archived)
# Don't forget the 'Dragon 32' with its 32K and 6502 chip.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Aug 2016, 0:48, archived)
# and why not
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:03, archived)
# oh goody, target practice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:33, archived)
# Indeed. Or rather "Hell, yeah".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 14:27, archived)
# careful now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 15:41, archived)
# cheers Tim
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 7:51, archived)
# I hate those fucking facebook messages
But this gets a tick from me. And I'll put it on my facebook page.
(gijoel, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 9:02, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 9:14, archived)
# Also:
25 years of spam email
25 years of tiresome clickbait-saturated pages
25 years of web page coders becoming more and more lazy as the system specs and connection speed of the average visitor increase
15 years of wee-wee tapir
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 9:29, archived)
# and the job title Social Media Manager
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 9:42, archived)
# *pssst* "Berners-Lee"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 10:15, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 10:49, archived)
# Massive free porn? Thumbs up from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)
# Heheh
The first 20 years were good, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 14:55, archived)
# feeling that :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:12, archived)
# Unshopped photo, taken today in Princeton

I think it's some kind of (dry ice?) vent. There was a continuous droning wailing sound coming from around here too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 4:04, archived)
# It could be a portal to neptune
https://www.sloshedsloth.com/post/2-chinese-women-pass-out-in-street-after-8-hour-argument-in-street
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 5:09, archived)
# the accompanying photo there seems to be from the story, "bizarre birth of fully-clothed, fully-grown child in middle of busy street"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 5:29, archived)
# But yeah it could be a portal to neptune
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 5:31, archived)
# It would explain the constant wailing sound
Neptune is for the exiled spirits
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 5:34, archived)
# ghost cock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 7:51, archived)
# obvs
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 10:11, archived)
# I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:44, archived)
# oops my bad I just saw them, good work, carry on
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:45, archived)
# WILL EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN
Don't you know who I am?!
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:45, archived)
# It's probably part of a serious cooling system (cryogenic storage perhaps?)
where the cold compressed coolant suddenly reduces significantly in pressure.
(dirty., Wed 24 Aug 2016, 0:33, archived)
# It looks like one of the 'big brain' guys from the old Star Trek series
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 1:43, archived)
#

fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 21:05, archived)
# Eraserheadswap
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:30, archived)
# Someone needs to swap heads around here! Can't believe how quite things are.
PS- Nice post!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:32, archived)
# ^this... and ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:41, archived)
# Amen! : ) Here's a cock

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:48, archived)
# I like the phrase "uncanny valley"'s moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 23:55, archived)
# Breakdancing's where it's at.
Say where it's at, say where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 23:05, archived)
# Here's where it's at. There I said it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 1:39, archived)
# the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 5:33, archived)
# Aargh!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Aug 2016, 0:44, archived)
# FUCK LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 0:35, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Childbase !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice size transitions
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 1:46, archived)
# i want to like this some more times
(ozof, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 5:05, archived)
# Still a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:23, archived)
# No Brian No.



Take that electrical tape off your face immediately young man.
You're a very naughty robot.


(streki, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:59, archived)
# Wrong arm but SO right!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 15:04, archived)
# he's just confused
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:26, archived)
# Imagine how Brian Eno feels.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:52, archived)
# my mind shuts down protectively
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 17:03, archived)
# Or 2 Unlimited.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 17:12, archived)
# +against your face
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Like 100 grit sandpaper, I should imagine, with a faint hint of Lavender.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 20:11, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:42, archived)
# Velodrome should be more exciting in 2020
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)
# woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:31, archived)
# Kaneda should do well
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:38, archived)
# Testuoooooooo
(gijoel, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:54, archived)
# " A new city called Neo-Tokyo is eventually built in its place, but by 2019, a year before the city is set to host the XXXII Olympic Games, the dystopian metropolis is gripped by anti-government terrorism and gang violence."
Pretty good prediction on the Games. Let's hope the 2019-onwards bits don't also come true...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:55, archived)
# Haha,
Just don't go down to the basement...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:10, archived)
# Incidentally - Vue Cinemas are doing a big screen event showing this late September.
I am moist with anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:55, archived)
# Can I buy it on DVD and find out the dubbing is all american accesnts?
(waxdart hello., Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)
# Instant disqualification, blatant performance-enhancing drug use
Look, he's even got one stuck onto his coat ready for use
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] have a nice day!


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(ozof, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:20, archived)
# Let's hope he wasn't pregnant at the time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:25, archived)
# At least his wife's junk won't get too stretched out when she gives birth
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Their snow globes get worse every year
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:05, archived)
# Other end of the planet,
But I actually know someone who went to manage the Antarctic museum/visitors' centre...I'm sure this kind of thing would be well within their remit...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:29, archived)
# is it
real?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:55, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 23:39, archived)
# s'ok - just give it a gentle shake and it goes black with crude oil so you can't see anything to get upset about anymore
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 23:45, archived)
# Went to the Azores recently
Saw a tourist tat stall selling snow globes. On an island where even in winter the temperature doesn't go below "A bit chilly, might have to wear a jumper".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 0:22, archived)
# Think you may have stumbled on some cocaine smugglers, surprised they let you live
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 0:31, archived)
# We bought some thimbles (that were not made of compressed coke)
They must have considered it to be more profitable to keep us alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 1:55, archived)
# Presumably the penguins were on holiday?
Much Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:28, archived)
# I did actually check which polar bears came from.
*googles an excuse*

They are puffins.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:22, archived)
# you been puffin
(ozof, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:04, archived)
# it's ok, we didn't see nuffin
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Hoppy!
(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 11:23, archived)
# fire, piss, hammers
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 13:29, archived)
# it's quiet in here.............too quiet..........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 15:27, archived)
# BOO
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 15:49, archived)
# Rob made everyone drink the Kool-Aid*.
* Pact Coffee
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 16:21, archived)
# Any survivors need to report to The Cunt Shed to hold out, Waco style.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 17:54, archived)
# This information will cease to exist in three days time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 21:30, archived)
# RIS
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De-Ris
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 10:20, archived)
# Newly-crowned world spaghetti eating champion ecstatic about his victory
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 10:35, archived)
#
If he was any good he would have finished it all. Unless it's 'oops what make him look fat.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 16:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 1:41, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 1:50, archived)
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thank you frend
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 1:54, archived)
# YW
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 1:55, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 5:30, archived)
#
thank you frend
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 5:57, archived)
# YWM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 13:41, archived)
# nice swishy blades
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 8:00, archived)
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thank you frend
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 13:50, archived)
# SWV
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 15:23, archived)
# Is "it" fighting two of those things that used to zip around the Take Hart studio?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 17:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 23:51, archived)
# Damn good!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 0:13, archived)
# Wussup, Gayshift Pukes?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 3:56, archived)
# AAU
If you are going to have a bitching apocalypse, you'd best open all the taps and throw hellfire at the stragglers.
ALSO: gasmask
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 0:17, archived)
# Just setting the pilot light to blow the World to Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 3:58, archived)
# Oh dear! I do hope everyone is OK
I might 'click' this.
Even though it is clearly a bodged up so called piece of ""art$"" proly done in 3 to 4 minutes
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 1:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11206784
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 3:59, archived)
# You blew your 44444th post on that!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 4:27, archived)
# Totally worth it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 4:44, archived)
# Good news, everyone died
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 1:54, archived)
# (\o/ \o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 4:00, archived)
# looks like a plumber's nightmare
wicked pipes
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 1:54, archived)
# Flush it down!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 4:02, archived)
# hey hey hey!!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 4:28, archived)
# 'sup dog?!! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 4:43, archived)
# Top Trumps has gotten very dark
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 5:30, archived)
# The only card I need is the Ace of Spades...The Ace of Spades!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:40, archived)
# feeling hot hot hot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 8:00, archived)
# Can't stop the metal meltdown...No-one survives!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:43, archived)
# Nice work, Old Fiend.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:19, archived)
# See ya's... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:44, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 23:00, archived)

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