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# Oh my gawd.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 8 May 2017, 20:59, archived)
# I have the knobs on my side.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 8 May 2017, 22:32, archived)
# IBYD, YDOB
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 May 2017, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 May 2017, 9:59, archived)
# I'd have to be very, very, drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 9 May 2017, 10:28, archived)
# Bit noncey
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 9 May 2017, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice and cool
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 May 2017, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Hull
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 May 2017, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] And a different take on that one...


de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 May 2017, 19:49, archived)
# heart pee-wee herman!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 8 May 2017, 21:41, archived)
# What do Pee Wee and John Wilkes Booth have in common?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2017, 6:02, archived)
# I give up?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:16, archived)
#
Something, something "shot in the theater"?
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Tue 9 May 2017, 14:42, archived)
# Correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 19:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 9 May 2017, 16:54, archived)
# ...and Trigger made a face
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 8 May 2017, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 May 2017, 16:49, archived)
# If May was in the BFG, she'd be a f**king snozzcumber.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 May 2017, 17:33, archived)
# A strong and stable snozzcumber!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 8 May 2017, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] A PEA. But Iain & Duncan & Smith has been on the This Morning...
...trying to kill a few day time TV scroungers off with his hilarious antics.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 8 May 2017, 16:06, archived)
# shoe leather is fucking expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 May 2017, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 May 2017, 14:16, archived)
# Monopoly never ends satisfactorily.
If it ever ends at all...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 May 2017, 14:33, archived)
# it does for me, i always win
the trick is to buy the stations and the oranges
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 May 2017, 14:44, archived)
# Yep. The oranges have significantly more footfall, are good price to revenue, and there are several cards that send you there.
Always play the oranges, accept stations for debts!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 8 May 2017, 17:45, archived)
# You are both monsters
Preying on ex-cons who've just finished paying their debt to society, emerging from the chokey with a spring in their step they thought they'd lost forever, and - WHAM! Straight back in debt. It's a slippery slope from there.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 8 May 2017, 18:24, archived)
# who's for risk?! risk anyone??
(ozof, Mon 8 May 2017, 23:09, archived)
# Yes, I love monotony
but I tire of it quickly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2017, 3:03, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] It Governs
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 8 May 2017, 13:52, archived)
# THEY ALL VOTE DOWN HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 May 2017, 14:17, archived)
# great!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 8 May 2017, 18:45, archived)
# Heehee
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 9 May 2017, 6:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Las' one, then time for a brew oi reckons...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 May 2017, 13:15, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 8 May 2017, 13:20, archived)
# He looks stoned out of his head
And the stone is smiling back at him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 May 2017, 13:35, archived)
# should be a bifta :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 8 May 2017, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Vote Jerry Mander
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:40, archived)
# He contradicts himself bigly. Sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 8 May 2017, 13:13, archived)
# That's the whole campaign in one pic
Jerry Mandering, proxy voting, all tricks of the trade.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 May 2017, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] famous 'real' moments in history from alt angles
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:36, archived)
# Smile you bespawling tallow-ketch.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 May 2017, 16:37, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 May 2017, 19:47, archived)
# Is this another porn star gets bitten on the foot by a shark moment?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 May 2017, 21:23, archived)
# 00Twat
(gijoel, Tue 9 May 2017, 1:00, archived)
# No bridge.
Not real.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] There is only 'i' in Team...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:26, archived)
# The PM (Phantom Menace) poster!
Nicely Barbs
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 May 2017, 13:33, archived)
# You might recognise it
I did a similar one on Cameron last time around...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 May 2017, 13:44, archived)
#
might may
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 9 May 2017, 6:56, archived)
# I see she's left a little turd on the wall up there!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 May 2017, 21:01, archived)
# outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 May 2017, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Great minds...
I was putting this together at the same time as the one below VVV - isn't coincidence a wonderful thing.
Should Hunt really be allowed to have a gun? A catapult seems too dangerous for that dullard


Click for bigger (314 kb)
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:09, archived)
# he'd does his killing by orchestrating medical negligence
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:17, archived)
# Sounds like Dire Straits lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 May 2017, 13:36, archived)
# Or Chris Rhea
And he kills by orchestrating
Medical negligence
And stealing public property to sell.

This ain't no public-funded healthcare -
Oh no.
This is the road
To Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 May 2017, 17:15, archived)
# Dire Straits & Chris Rhea?
DIARRHOEA!

Hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*sigh*
I'm lonely

(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 8 May 2017, 18:30, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 May 2017, 19:48, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 May 2017, 20:03, archived)
# Band on the Run
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a press launch going on right now

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 May 2017, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] does this work?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 8 May 2017, 11:15, archived)
# They don't call her 'Theresa "Spin-Cycle" May' for nothing, you know.
I'm sure this image has a long way to go with that sort of theme - she might regret doing it (the fake laugh, not the waching machine).
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:16, archived)
# EPIC!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 May 2017, 17:23, archived)
# inevitable battle bus pic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 May 2017, 11:22, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:14, archived)
# Rich Hall?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 May 2017, 14:18, archived)
# ^yup^
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 9 May 2017, 6:57, archived)
# hahaha
But on a serious note, is that Arial BOLD! She made that logo herself, didn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:55, archived)
# the A is for arseholes
(gijoel, Mon 8 May 2017, 13:16, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 8 May 2017, 10:40, archived)
# twofer
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 8 May 2017, 10:53, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 May 2017, 9:37, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 8 May 2017, 10:32, archived)
# hut 1, hut 2
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 8 May 2017, 10:37, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 8 May 2017, 11:20, archived)
# haha--the nylons flew right past me for a while
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 8 May 2017, 11:36, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 8 May 2017, 13:37, archived)
# Evidence of guilt continues to mount
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 8 May 2017, 5:53, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 7 May 2017, 20:47, archived)
# POLITICAL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 May 2017, 21:11, archived)
# Grab him by the Frankenstein
(gijoel, Mon 8 May 2017, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't grab a tissue until you really need it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 May 2017, 12:35, archived)
# Ashamed lols
I'm 51 and laughing at snot puns
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 7 May 2017, 12:50, archived)
# ^ :)
(ozof, Sun 7 May 2017, 12:52, archived)
# Then imagine how I feel being responsible for that snot
and by choice, no less!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:22, archived)
# that's snot bad
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:22, archived)
# g-r-r-r, where's my spanger
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:23, archived)
# A cat just swore at me
There was a lot of mew cuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:07, archived)
#
'...desperately, the pun clung on by its fingers and peered over the ledge.'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 7 May 2017, 18:06, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:28, archived)
# I haven't heard that expression in a while
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:33, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:35, archived)
# you're on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:47, archived)
# i am indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# Happy candles Smash!
X
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 7 May 2017, 14:07, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 14:09, archived)
# Wot Ninj said, Smashy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 7 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# Happy B3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 7 May 2017, 18:04, archived)
# Happy Candles Smashy!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 7 May 2017, 22:31, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 May 2017, 14:03, archived)
# I am NOT wanking over that!
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:07, archived)
# finished already?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:09, archived)
# Shhhhhh you
*fwapps*

happy candles
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:23, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:39, archived)
# "Cold finger... the man with bronchitis touch..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:09, archived)
# Uh--I see what you did
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 May 2017, 15:25, archived)
# *plays catarrh solo*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 7 May 2017, 18:36, archived)
# solo--one nostril at a time
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 8 May 2017, 1:44, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 7 May 2017, 22:30, archived)
# Strong and Stable
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 7 May 2017, 10:44, archived)
#
chuckles
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 7 May 2017, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The farce is strong and stable with this one
(Flumper, Sun 7 May 2017, 8:45, archived)
# truth
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 7 May 2017, 13:39, archived)
# This fits far too well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 May 2017, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll leave this one here then :)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:39, archived)

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