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# Oooooh, topical!


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(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 9 May 2017, 23:49, archived)
# If at first you don't succeed
try a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2017, 23:43, archived)
# "Impartial" my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 May 2017, 23:38, archived)
# Impartiality is impossible when you have people involved.
They all bring their own baggage. That being said, nice pic :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 May 2017, 9:49, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 10 May 2017, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Dance Magic Dance
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 May 2017, 22:55, archived)
# "Beware. I have been generous up 'til now. I can be cruel".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 23:31, archived)
# She's the babe with the power
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 10 May 2017, 7:35, archived)
# LEAVE BOWIE ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 May 2017, 9:20, archived)
# If Brexit means Brexit,
Then Brexit must mean Brexit.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 10 May 2017, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's fun to stay at the...


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(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 9 May 2017, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] "St Michael's Mound".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 17:26, archived)
# Lovely! Now do Lord Hereford's Knob
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 9 May 2017, 17:30, archived)
# He's not my type.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 17:42, archived)
# Ian Botham's footpenis?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2017, 18:50, archived)
# Mmmm.....beefy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 19:21, archived)
# Was it cold when that photo was taken?
I mean...

It looks a bit...

Nippy!! HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 May 2017, 18:25, archived)
# *Stands. Salutes. Lepas into sea.*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 19:22, archived)
# I think that's a bit unfair to lepas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 May 2017, 19:46, archived)
# LOOK. I JUST HATE LEPAS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 19:54, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Tue 9 May 2017, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 9 May 2017, 18:59, archived)
# "Oh, God! Oh, Jesus Christ! Oh, my God! Christ! No, no, dear God! No, Christ!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 19:25, archived)
# It's not magenta, so whatever is that?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2017, 22:13, archived)
# Cape Horn?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 May 2017, 1:38, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 May 2017, 7:23, archived)
# went through several captchas
to give this a click
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Wed 10 May 2017, 11:09, archived)
# Argos have cropped the Call of Duty advert and made it look like a gurning competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 19:43, archived)
# Lance Armstrong Gurning Simulator 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 9 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# "Gurnin' through a braffin" achievement unlocked!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 22:36, archived)
# ^ intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 May 2017, 21:17, archived)
# Boo, and if I may, Hoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
#

(herman:D, Tue 9 May 2017, 21:27, archived)
# You got Swastika eyes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 May 2017, 21:30, archived)
# He can nazi a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 9 May 2017, 22:30, archived)
# It's reich up his alley
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 May 2017, 22:36, archived)
# haha
nazi-boobs
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 May 2017, 22:36, archived)
# i like it 'cause, wayhey!
you know the other one's all the way over in france, right?
makes you think, is all i'm sayin'.
(ozof, Tue 9 May 2017, 22:02, archived)
# I'm just off for a long think now, actually....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 May 2017, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] apparently there's a hill outside chatteris called "mick's mons"
(ozof, Wed 10 May 2017, 10:49, archived)
# Genuine Google search on Maps; "We could not find clitoris".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 May 2017, 21:37, archived)
# ha ha!
and zuckerberg has no friends!
(ozof, Thu 11 May 2017, 5:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Tough cookie
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 May 2017, 17:05, archived)
# arrgh David Bowie!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 9 May 2017, 17:09, archived)
# Yes! The Thin White Duke
after a few Fat Golden Pasties.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 9 May 2017, 17:32, archived)
# Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2017, 18:51, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 May 2017, 19:56, archived)
# who is
Z
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Z
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 May 2017, 18:26, archived)
# there. now she's happy.
(ozof, Wed 10 May 2017, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Kick him in the baws big man
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 9 May 2017, 17:04, archived)
#
This is b3ta; we'll set about ye.

i like this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 9 May 2017, 20:05, archived)
# The portions were a tad on the small side


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(A Nonny Mouse, Tue 9 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Still never eaten there, but I like your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 May 2017, 16:02, archived)
# giga-giggles
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Tue 9 May 2017, 21:23, archived)
# Aldi long I was making this Lidl joke
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 9 May 2017, 21:46, archived)
# This is an optical microscope
the wavelength of light is too broad to see anything on a nano scale
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 May 2017, 22:38, archived)
# *tchoh*
There's always one, isn't there?

but yes, you are quite right :)
(A Nonny Mouse, Wed 10 May 2017, 13:43, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 9 May 2017, 14:10, archived)
# Is he wearing a Jim'll Fix It badge?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 9 May 2017, 14:26, archived)
# The great Tory enabler :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 May 2017, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] geting people back to twerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 9 May 2017, 13:17, archived)
# there's no problem here
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 9 May 2017, 12:24, archived)
# Too much hairspray and pants on fire has that effect
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 May 2017, 12:35, archived)
# Let that polyester wankrag burn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 9 May 2017, 12:44, archived)
# He's on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 May 2017, 12:53, archived)
# :D
Cunt Trump Wig Fire b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 May 2017, 17:00, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 10 May 2017, 15:57, archived)
# I'd be fucking applauding
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 May 2017, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 9 May 2017, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] "Gonna drag you ALL TO HELL!"


(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:13, archived)
# bloody hell that's a corker!
*clicks*

also *wets self.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:15, archived)
# Nicely Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:24, archived)
# This gives me teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:55, archived)
# KILL IT WITH THE ULTIMATE FUCK HAMMER
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 May 2017, 12:54, archived)
# Only good thing about that movie was the teefs
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 May 2017, 16:56, archived)
# Shopped pics only etc.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 9 May 2017, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ha and indeed ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 9 May 2017, 10:41, archived)
# nice
Makes me want to watch the 'Very Tall Man' episode again?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:25, archived)
# do you find something comical about my appearance when i'm driving my automobile?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:44, archived)
# HA-HA!
That's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody minx...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 May 2017, 10:31, archived)
# Are you going to arrest me for smoking?
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 May 2017, 10:33, archived)
# haha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 May 2017, 11:14, archived)
# oof
I like to imagine her vagina is a bit like either the bit in Flash Gordon where Baron gets Blue Peter killed or the Cave on Dagobah.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 May 2017, 12:56, archived)
# "I like to imagine her vagina ....."
 
What THE HELL is wrong with you?

SEEK HELP!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 May 2017, 12:57, archived)
# I should say
'I had imaged her vagina' as opposed to have been in the motion of imagining. This is getting worse and I should just stop.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 May 2017, 13:52, archived)
# I can't wank over this
unless I can see her tits :{
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 May 2017, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 May 2017, 9:36, archived)
# I like Putin's trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 May 2017, 9:57, archived)
# That show is dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 9 May 2017, 10:05, archived)
# Hello new person
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 May 2017, 10:13, archived)
# Ha!
My so-called smart phone won't let me access my normal account so I had to make this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 9 May 2017, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hi 'Noob'! Welcome aboard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 May 2017, 10:31, archived)
# Sequels are rarely as good as the originals
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 May 2017, 12:38, archived)
# Mine wouldnt the other day,
found out it was adding a space after my username that I didnt notice, and before that it kept capitalising my name which also didnt work.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 May 2017, 12:26, archived)
# Back from the Potato farm.


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(javpanda, Tue 9 May 2017, 9:36, archived)
# It looks like a massive cock
holding a potato
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 May 2017, 9:57, archived)
# Too late for "subtle changes" and
almost SFW but not quite

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2017, 5:22, archived)
# fucking hell
(gijoel, Tue 9 May 2017, 8:43, archived)
# LOL
What prudes seem to have emerged!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2017, 8:51, archived)
# holy shit dude!
I think this may be treason, or something else!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 May 2017, 8:45, archived)
# TO THE TOWER WIV IM
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 May 2017, 8:48, archived)
# Treason? LOL Maybe if I were a Brit....but not a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2017, 8:52, archived)
# I was beheaded just for clicking on it :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 May 2017, 8:55, archived)
# I feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2017, 8:59, archived)
# Didn't even see it coming, what with recently-bleached eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 May 2017, 9:01, archived)
# Before you had time to become aroused I'd wager :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2017, 9:03, archived)
# kinell :O
That's one jowly growler!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 May 2017, 10:53, archived)
# Ditto
I think c2.staticflickr.com/2/1527/26286242120_45f05b1113_o.gif
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 May 2017, 16:51, archived)
# This is treason, I tell you--treason!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2017, 21:12, archived)

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