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# you do it to yourself

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:23, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:27, archived)
# hehe
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:29, archived)
# This is fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 20:41, archived)
# Frank, it's over to you...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:02, archived)
# I had a thought
What if "covfefe" is an ancient summoning spell from the Necronomicon and the only way to awaken Cthulhu is by getting millions of people to say the word?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:08, archived)
# I prefer mine black
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:10, archived)
# Excellent!
(Fu5i0n, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:24, archived)
# And here's mine.


What's it called when you're old enough to remember Call My Bluff but young enough to have made a Britney gif?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:46, archived)
# Pedophilia?
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:44, archived)
# Now then
now then.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:35, archived)
# Smashing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:29, archived)
# love it!
(ozof, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:31, archived)
# This...
...ha made me laugh the most so far.
(stpolky has been lurking here for years, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:03, archived)
# Escorfio!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:14, archived)
# Making copywriting great again


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(Fu5i0n, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:22, archived)
# Ask the exprets
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I Know Words, I Have The Best Words
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:16, archived)
# Hooray!
+looks around for 'tweet this' button*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:25, archived)
# yeah at some point
I've cloned the code and now have my own copy - just need to spend a few days working out how the hell it all works

But in this case
twitter.com/b3ta/status/869823367574106112
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:48, archived)
# Any chance we could get HTML5 video on the board?
Would allow bigger, better anims without the filesize.

gfycat.com/WelcomeGlossyChimneyswift

And automatic https hyperlinkage... (I'm so demanding)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:57, archived)
# yeah there's lots to do
I've got a terrifying list

A list so terrifying that it's partly why I went a bit quiet with B3ta - it was all so huge and daunting.

Hence my plan now is to try and liven site up a bit (by making sure newsletters happen and social media happens - the job of telling people stuff is happening basically) and hopefully fix a few things along way.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:05, archived)
# RTed!
Thank you, kind sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:52, archived)
# i'm sure putin's got his best engineers on it
a bit of isopropyl and a warm boot ought to do the trick
(ozof, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:47, archived)
# He makes Boris look sensible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:29, archived)
# :)

if only stupidity was lethal*

* well it usually is, but not in this case. SAD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:30, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
There's an imbecile in charge! Is there a reason to his number 35?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:53, archived)
# House of Covfefe


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(stvnndrw, Wed 31 May 2017, 7:05, archived)
# I was wondering when B3tans would wake up and smell the covfefe on this gag
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 May 2017, 7:22, archived)
#
Nice to see shit forced memes happening on other sites too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 7:49, archived)
# Hahaha
SAD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 7:52, archived)
# sorry
Have a laugh. Life is short as it is.
(stvnndrw, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:06, archived)
# Er, what?
I wasn't calling your image shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Fully Operational Dementia Tax
(THERESA MAY IS PALPATINE, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:38, archived)
# hello and woo/yay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
#
Hello!
(THERESA MAY IS PALPATINE, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:55, archived)
# The Battle of Yavin
Was an Inside Job

Google: 'Rogue One' and KEEP AN OPEN MIND!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# proton torpedoes can't melt steel beams
(horrid, Tue 30 May 2017, 22:55, archived)
# this.
exacterle this. we're all doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 May 2017, 23:06, archived)
# Not too late for us to all move to North Korea, it sounds fun there plus absolutely guaranteed to come out on top in 2019's nuclear exchange
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 23:10, archived)
# This is good
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 30 May 2017, 23:18, archived)
# Hooray for new people
and hooray for death stars
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 30 May 2017, 23:31, archived)
# Hello new person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 May 2017, 6:42, archived)
# This is good

Also, I first read your username as THERESA MAY IS PALPABLE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 6:55, archived)
# Disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 7:33, archived)
# It worries me the number of people here who are voting for Corbyn because he looks a bit like that bloke out of Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:39, archived)
# might do a face swap with him later
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:41, archived)
# Wow. What? All sort of
Stallone/Cage ?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:23, archived)
# Shave his beard off
but leave the moustache and he's the spitting of Billy Dee Williams.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:28, archived)
# You MAY fire when ready, commander
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The classic way for a psychopath to get their message out there
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:25, archived)
# direct
and to the ARRRRRGGGggghhhhhhhhhhh...*gasp*.....
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:29, archived)
# and not just the foxes.
*disabled cry for help*
(ps woo-yay-houpla-huzzah!)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:59, archived)
# Norman Lovett's looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:07, archived)
# Is that your shopping list?
I shouldn't get so personal
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:09, archived)
# Haven't seen Henry since he kicked my dog around
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 22:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 31 May 2017, 0:20, archived)
# hehe I laughed hard
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:30, archived)
# I grinned hard
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:12, archived)
# The downtrodden
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening, all. Pardon my drive-by CFB


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Lots of fun to be had in the sport of replying to @Conservatives, BTW. I'm already seeing some familiar faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:00, archived)
# *waves*
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 May 2017, 20:15, archived)
# *secret handshakes*
Hello back!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:20, archived)
# this is great
I hope i get hummus for tea, i might crack open Photoshop and give the cobwebs a blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 May 2017, 20:24, archived)
# just like old times
(cocks potato)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:39, archived)
# (Doffs
Chickenwinghat)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:24, archived)
# Despite what you may have heard
feeding pigs is no picnic
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:25, archived)
# That's because you have to use a shorter pole
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:48, archived)
# I'm thinking . . .
longer pole with fulcrum close to the pig
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:58, archived)
# I'm thinking
Sellotape it to a giraffe's nose. Train giraffe. Sit back.
Bacondelegation.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 May 2017, 19:10, archived)
# I'm thinking
lose the pig--make giraffe sausage
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 19:43, archived)
#
I'm thinking
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:08, archived)
# Giraffe bacon.
Sorry.
I stopped thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 May 2017, 20:17, archived)
# Girnom, nom
edit: I might eat the ass-end of a dead rhino before I'd eat giraffe (if I can get it carry-out)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:28, archived)
# I too wouldn't eat anything that wasn't
Farmed for such meats. Especially giraffes, but it's the size of the potential sperm whale bacon that keeps nagging at me.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:18, archived)
# Sperm having nothing to do with your interest, I presume ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:22, archived)
# They'll take the pennies from your eyes.
(RoboJo, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:13, archived)
# thumbs up
for the pennies slogan alone
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:01, archived)
# Likes the wording.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 May 2017, 22:41, archived)
# Bowl in one...
(Gums and Tongue Shitter the better, Tue 30 May 2017, 16:16, archived)
# not even with yours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 May 2017, 16:21, archived)
# don't do golf kids
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2017, 16:21, archived)
# i haven't got the balls for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 May 2017, 16:38, archived)
# that's why I'm tee total
(horrid, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:07, archived)
# Don't do
Any kids.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 May 2017, 19:13, archived)
# You don't have to tell me twice.
Such hideous trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 30 May 2017, 22:20, archived)
# Is this a warning against becoming a multi-millionaire by playing a game?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 30 May 2017, 19:23, archived)
# now all we need is some buttprostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] like something out of a horror film...
(gmanhacking, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:14, archived)
# Good effort.
One message per 11 years, 3 months and 26 days is perfectly adequate, I feel!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 30 May 2017, 16:45, archived)
# thanks!
I normally have nothing to show but this week's challenge just happened to coincide with me drawing a rather unflattering sketch of Theresa so figured I'd share.
(gmanhacking, Tue 30 May 2017, 17:46, archived)
# Very nice!
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 30 May 2017, 18:39, archived)
# UNSTABLE!

nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:49, archived)
# Good stuff.
More nightmares, just what I need!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 May 2017, 19:20, archived)
# Ah, The Fear
It's been too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Tory Parents?


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(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 30 May 2017, 13:29, archived)
# labour supporters, but they don't vote
i'm trying to convince them that they should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:10, archived)
# Same
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 30 May 2017, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 30 May 2017, 15:58, archived)
# i'm working on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 May 2017, 16:08, archived)
# Tell them it's people who didn't vote that caused Brexit! HARD BREXIT! READY BREXIT!
You could also try the "why do you hate me so much?" angle. And develop a strange tick.
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 30 May 2017, 17:43, archived)
# We all code down here


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(Fu5i0n, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:36, archived)
# Haha, "IT" looks exactly like my ex-father in law with that Shirt on.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 30 May 2017, 15:05, archived)
# he's called Pennywise, not It!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:19, archived)
# Hello, IT. Ya ha? Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 30 May 2017, 21:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Round and round it goes
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 30 May 2017, 12:17, archived)
# definite clickage for this 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
# Su Pollard is a cabinet minister?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 May 2017, 16:20, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] "I’m re-electable how, I mean re-electable like I’m a clown? I amuse you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Enter the Woo ! Yay ! (Legislative 1st Chamber)
(Comic pas, Tue 30 May 2017, 10:10, archived)
#


adventure girl
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 30 May 2017, 6:44, archived)
# That is one of my top 10 buckles
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:17, archived)
# I recognise that hair
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 10:04, archived)
# is that an M41A pulse rifle?
or is she just happy to see you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:16, archived)
#
Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:04, archived)
# Get away from her, you BITCH!
I do love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:38, archived)
#
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 30 May 2017, 18:55, archived)
# Tiger the Adaptable



(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 2:47, archived)
# cheap shot
(ozof, Tue 30 May 2017, 2:54, archived)
# adapt to this

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 3:08, archived)
# Get in
the hole.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:35, archived)
# That's what she said too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:56, archived)

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