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[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:39, archived)
# We should be so lucky....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 20:24, archived)
# Just been down Wigan dog pound
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:04, archived)
# now I feel sad
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:10, archived)
# Oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:12, archived)
# awwww.
ook at his ittaww eyes...
squish em.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Combing the website...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 18:56, archived)
# Mayshrooms, thrive on bullshit.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:59, archived)
# i noticed
that.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 21:28, archived)
# reminds me of the singing mushrooms on the tenth kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Just give it a nudge Gromit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:40, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 18:22, archived)
# Splendid :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 18:36, archived)
# Brilliant
As always
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 18:53, archived)
# pssst! compo it!
oh...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 20:03, archived)
# Cracking
And now I have to go away as my computer has suddenly become dusty.
(gijoel, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 6:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Thrs My, Jrmy Crbyn and Tm Frrn






(Bocboy, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:27, archived)
# Well, I like them.


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 18:26, archived)
# Nice set you're building up
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 18:47, archived)
# I love
them! just ma thing!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] As Frogbeat's not here...
404 NOT BY FROGBEAT!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:49, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:53, archived)
# ta, he's not been accidently been left on the naughty step has he?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:13, archived)
# i am not fond of jack russels
yappy little bastards with evil tempers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:02, archived)
# Hitlers of the dog world
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:02, archived)
# Zey eliminate all ze chews!
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:06, archived)
# \o/ 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:12, archived)
# that's a spangin'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:13, archived)
# CockerSpangiel I think
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:38, archived)
# what a clever little serch injun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:26, archived)
# ask Poodle - cool way to get image search results
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:53, archived)
# Wow,
Dogpile is still going...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:34, archived)
# Celebrity Threadjack!
Peter Sallis Has died, Wallace is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:18, archived)
# Asphyxywank?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 18:40, archived)
# At ninety-eight any sort of wank is an achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 18:52, archived)
# True dat
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:11, archived)
# "FROGGY, FROGGY, FROGGY............"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 23:58, archived)
# Does your dog bite?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 3:39, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:42, archived)
# go to your room and think about what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:14, archived)
# I no longer have a room . . .
termites and all that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:04, archived)
# go to your crate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:06, archived)
# alas
they were more ambitious than expected. I'm crateless. Perhaps I'll retire to something heavy metal.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:38, archived)
# Suppose that means you don't have a naughty step either
No wonder you're misbehaving. Keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:41, archived)
# will a naughty step-sister do?;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:25, archived)
# It would require the termites to feel illness projected by the protagonist or some shit.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:17, archived)
# In this case, it's the house suffering the illness
but then, if I've ruined the joke . . . :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:03, archived)
# He didn't see it coming.....


de-ris www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40155229
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:00, archived)
# *awaits syfy channel movie*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:13, archived)
# Spunknado: It's a Jizzaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:15, archived)
# Cum-ulus biggus :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:42, archived)
# 1 2 3 ... 1 2 3 ...
yup, it's legit.
(Comic pas, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 22:02, archived)
# Did this really happen?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 3:35, archived)
# Tekken 7 is out, but I can't afford it so have had to make do with drawing it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:16, archived)
# Is Tekken a northern adaptation of that Liam Neeson film?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:19, archived)
# congrats on the upcoming offspring
get all the sleep you can before it arrives!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:13, archived)
# Thanks! Can't wait to meet her :)
Only got 12 weeks of DIY to cram into a month \o/ no sleep forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
whatever you do, don't buy stuff for her with the name you've picked on it, there's a damn good chance that when she's born, you and your lady wife will take one look at her and decide a different name suits her better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:01, archived)
# At the moment we only have one name we agree on.
Wife is Indian, but for some reason she wasn't impressed when I suggested a hindi name. So she's not getting called Kunti :(
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
when it comes to hindi names, i've always thought Lal was rather sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:15, archived)
# At the moment she's getting an Irish first name that means "little dark one"
If she comes out as pale as me we'll have to rethink it
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:25, archived)
# Cethin or Chiardha?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:26, archived)
# I have been sworn to secrecy by a superstitious wife :)
It's not Guinness though.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:39, archived)
# i bet she'll have a good head on her nonetheless :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:41, archived)
# arf!
Why-eye-man!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:22, archived)
# haddaway an' shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:38, archived)
# :D that's crackin'
I dunt know who thee are n' I dunt know whot thee want. But when I find thee, thy'll get a reet thick ear and i'll tell ya mam!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:04, archived)
# Come on Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:50, archived)
# into logos
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 13:17, archived)
# what's next? camel toes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:10, archived)
# been there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:31, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:43, archived)
# Give that person a cigar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:15, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Love it! Now below, sample clip Using Steady-CAMel
or steadier,a bit

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:54, archived)
# Not very funny


As a matter of fact, it's not funny at all
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:41, archived)
# her fake nipple is rather ambitious
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:55, archived)
# the ring needs to go right down to the shoulders to win the prize
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:55, archived)
# But it never does.: (
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:54, archived)
# no it's all a ruse to skank us rubes :(
/carny chat blog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:22, archived)
# the four kkk members standing behind them showing off this year's look
it's more colour than plain white to show diversity and tolerance
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:59, archived)
# The KKK infiltrated by Bennetton?!
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:07, archived)
# haha indeed
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:22, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:33, archived)
# Ahh but!
You're forgetting the upside!
This last attack can now be used as a justification for armed police throughout the land, We can be more like America now and shoot people for not yielding, reaching for a phone in their pocket or "looking suspicious".
I'm not saying all cops are bad and will be trigger happy, but there are some right zealous cunts in uniform that will love the "power" of a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:17, archived)
# I thought she was using it as justification to read all your facebook messages and to stop google linking to porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:19, archived)
# I'm onion routed! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:38, archived)
# They've been doing this for 15years.....hasn't worked.
It's justification for internment. As was used in Northern Ireland for 4 years from 1971 which resulted in peace 22 years later
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Demetrius
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:55, archived)
# Which might explain why Tarique Ghuffar suggested something very similar only last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:02, archived)
# But she downgraded the threat level.........
Clearly a politically motivated decision, because of the polls.

Why is she still in a job? It's criminal - she should be locked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:19, archived)
# You know what would be funny?
Her getting the explosive shits on live telly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:23, archived)
# That would only harden the resolve of her core voters
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:26, archived)
# pretty sure she already did that in bath.
(ozof, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:32, archived)
# True Blues would find a way to justify it as a bold, strong and stable bowel movement
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:58, archived)
# nothing strong or stable about a runny arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:07, archived)
# I wonder if the country would be safer if her party hadn't laid off hundreds of emergency workers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:28, archived)
# Who's worse than the Saudis? I'll ask a Saudi.


Last one on this theme. In fairness, most past PM's have happily traded with barbaric medieval terrorist promoting tyrants.
Sorry for the boring politics. Will return to cute kittens and spunking cocks, but perhaps not in the same image.
Or maybe they will be. Hmm.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:55, archived)
# Reminds me
of that time Cameron went to a Saudi prince's funeral right after marching in France for freedom of speech following the Charlie Hebdo attack. All with God on his side.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:17, archived)
# Yeah, God always follows the money.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:57, archived)
# It's cold and flinging rain,


So I bring you cringing pain.
From more I will refrain,
Till I do it once again.

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 4:45, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 6:21, archived)
# flawless. language skillz
half rhymes?

torque key
torquay
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:14, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:43, archived)
# At Orny (France)?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:59, archived)
# I knew there would be more!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:01, archived)
# is he turned on?
(horrid, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:53, archived)
# why this?
because I could
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 2:26, archived)
# I hate you for having this idea before I did
Not really, that's splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 4:42, archived)
# yay. got my first frontpage with this idea
b3ta.com/board/11127239
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:42, archived)
# apologies for having similar idea for that logo
it seems a natural.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:56, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 3:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:47, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:55, archived)
# Shoots
and eats leaves.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:19, archived)
# nom nom, bang bang, see ya later!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] My Brain - Again


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(sleekloon Curing Cancer one cell at a time., Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes brains are extracted for use in political ads
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 1:23, archived)
# I recognize this pic.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:01, archived)
# yes, but notice I've removed anything which made it personal.
It wouldn't have been fair of me to leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:48, archived)
# Good lad.....
When do I get my belongings back? I've lost track now.... either hand will do!
Plus.... that's a composite of two photies, the face is from another pic! Hahaha
So $1.99 for every use! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:39, archived)
# I regret to admit that
belongings have been auctioned to offset the cost of assembling the image in the first place.
I'll be happy to send you the very next loose brain I encounter OR a valuable gift certificate redeemable at Turds R Us.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:02, archived)
# This years hat fashion at Asgard Garden Parties


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(Fu5i0n, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Limmy?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 4:42, archived)
# A B'owl'er hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:00, archived)
# I have no excuses for this, it just happened
(Fu5i0n, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:16, archived)
# Rapidly followed by this
(Fu5i0n, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:21, archived)
# {:-)
Edit : Things are loading reaalllyy slooowly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:28, archived)
# Dreadfully slow loading tonight
(Fu5i0n, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:50, archived)
# UK election meah
(jpod, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:31, archived)
# I love this.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 4 Jun 2017, 23:06, archived)
# love science
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 17:46, archived)
# did sick
Is b3ta a bit sluggish today, or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:12, archived)
# It's not you
delays in everything....some page not found, etc.
Edit: Since you and I are in a different continent from b3ta, I wonder if it's an issue with our ISPs.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:14, archived)
# Soz, I thought it would funny to run a DDoS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:21, archived)
# I'd guess you don't have the resources for that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:25, archived)
# so you're browsing it on a laptop, tablet and a phone?
greedy
(horrid, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:30, archived)
# not just you
we're popular again and the servers are struggling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 20:08, archived)
# Fame costs.
And right here's where you start paying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 20:12, archived)
# *sweats*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 20:20, archived)
# Must be lurkers then
posting has been slow
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 20:40, archived)
# My fault
I posted a huge jiff on links this morning and ever since it's been buggered.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 22:04, archived)
# Proof that Muhammed actually exists. . .
. . . given how fond he was of spurting DNA into goats.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 7:25, archived)

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