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# putting this up for the next image challenge even though I can't click the button yet
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:46, archived)
# what am i missing?
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:45, archived)
# your ex
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:38, archived)
# with every shot
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:10, archived)
# Hardly worth them wearing the goggles.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 18:33, archived)
# hello oldtimer
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 20:24, archived)
# A thousand quid though. That's taking the piss.


(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:48, archived)
# A thousand dollars you mean?
:)
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 20:26, archived)
# With Apple it's usually the same either way.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:33, archived)
# What's the exchange rate like at the moment? Just so I know which country to not buy it from
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 22:05, archived)
# I would advise you to not purchase it in the US, rather than not purchasing it in the UK
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 22:23, archived)
# I feel so strongly about this that I might just go into the Apple Store, take an "X" to the till and then leave it there, go and out and come back in, do it all over and over, forever, until the police come to arrest me
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 22:29, archived)
# sir you are under arrest for going into the Apple Store, taking an "X" to the till and then leaving it there, going and out and coming back in, doing it all over and over, forever
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 22:45, archived)
# I mean, that's what they'd say.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 22:45, archived)
# Depends if I was open carrying, they might shoot me dead just to be on the safe side
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 22:52, archived)
# And everyone else in the store, no witnesses
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 22:53, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this is happening ALL THE TIME only there are NO WITNESSES so we don't get to hear about it
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 23:49, archived)
# yea it's exactly the same this time, I have no idea how they pretend to justify it
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 22:25, archived)
# It does seem to have reached the point
where I'd actively look down on someone for owning one.

Not that I'd recognise one. Smartphones all look the same to me.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 23:47, archived)
#
RIS
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 20:39, archived)
# old trumpy bum
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:05, archived)
# No I'm Buttacus!
(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 9:46, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Bible Stories - Make them modern, pick them apart, put the cast of Allo Allo in them, whatever
Weather - There's been a lot of it lately, but we don't seem to have done an image challenge for it
One letter out everyday objects - Change a letter to make an object funny
Byte magazine - Revisit hand painted visions of the computing future archive.org/details/byte-magazine?sort=creatorSorter&fref=gc&dti=113010355975989
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 8:49, archived)
# Letters please God!
Amen. or Bytes.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 9:20, archived)
# i dunno
letters? whatever.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 9:36, archived)
# Bible please!
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:30, archived)
#
iii
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:50, archived)
# Dikdiks caught with their legs in hammocks
please
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:23, archived)
# how about Mara with their dicks in beanbags?
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:47, archived)
# do they even have beanbags in Patagonia?
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:35, archived)
# hmm
https://www.wayfair.com/Pure-Rugs-Patagonia-Sheepskin-Bean-Bag-Chair-HIDE1019.html?piid=9424522
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:51, archived)
# I'd say that people'll always find an excuse to divert from the compo
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:52, archived)
# Mara is a demon in Buddhism.
I think we all know what a dik dik is.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:58, archived)
#
https://www.hackcanada.com/canadian/zines/spacemoose/dik-dik.gif
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:59, archived)
# D and the computed trajectory of my piss, please.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:30, archived)
# If we could get birds with arms to somehow fit the weather category, I'd be all over that!
B
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 19:19, archived)
# iii please
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 19:55, archived)
# iii
Ta
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 20:40, archived)
# iii
lettery one please
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:52, archived)
# Kim Jong-un
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 19:10, archived)
# haha superb
and welcome to the board - you'll never leave
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 19:18, archived)
# hello there
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 20:04, archived)
# Hi!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 20:36, archived)
# r u fall in heart with b3ta?
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 0:32, archived)
# Hi
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:31, archived)
# So he's learning a foreign language as an adult?
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:59, archived)
# Bit pointless if he's intending to wipe out every other country
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 23:03, archived)
# Maybe he wants to keep their traditions alive though.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 2:02, archived)
# Hola
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 23:21, archived)
# I remember
When this was all fields. And people of talent whose ridiculous name you vaguely recalled.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 3:49, archived)
# Whelk hum
Pull up a ris-spang, shop a cock-womble, you'll never touch a ham etc etc.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 7:20, archived)
# lovely stuff! welcome!
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:19, archived)
# I thought it was only his job to point at things
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:53, archived)
# Er, yeah, "Hi". Whatever.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:32, archived)
# Get out ... while you still can!
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 23:38, archived)
# Keeping Up Appearances
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:53, archived)
# It's pronounced "Foo-Kay".
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:21, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:33, archived)
# One obvious improvement....
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:29, archived)
# Should've asked me to do it Chesterfield?
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:39, archived)
# haha actually ripe for a gnops
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:53, archived)
# more gnops please!

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:40, archived)
# Phil Lynott was ACE!
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:00, archived)
# Princess Dye.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:22, archived)
# Actually it's more of a likeness when you narrow it like that.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:44, archived)
# Uncanny, really.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:55, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:07, archived)
# strange as angels
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:39, archived)
# that is properly frightening
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:44, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:08, archived)
# princess diy
or was that dui
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 20:29, archived)
# Came for this
not disappointed
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 2:05, archived)
# That's a nasty bruise.
Airbag not deploy?
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:44, archived)
# clowns and horror stories
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:05, archived)
# too-rye-ay
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:26, archived)
# You in that dress...
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:34, archived)
# in space no one can hear young soul rebels
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:46, archived)
# or what Jackie Wilson said
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:29, archived)
# I came on Eileen
.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:21, archived)
# Nice, nice.
(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:37, archived)
# Come on Marlene...


Boycie's Midnight Runners
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:58, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:07, archived)
# Filthy pervert!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:23, archived)
# Apparently a day spent twatdangling over Potter's Fields
Is still more productive than David Davis'.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:51, archived)
# "Don't you want a buffoon?"
"Nah. You're 'right."
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:25, archived)
# arf

(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:51, archived)
# Excellent
:)
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:45, archived)
#
Hahaha =]
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 3:45, archived)
# Introducing the Moggbot 1900
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:23, archived)
# Does it tile? it does now...


Edit, also, this is brilliant by the way...
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:48, archived)
#


(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 23:08, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:25, archived)
# Top
Hat!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:43, archived)
# Excellent!!
:D
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:46, archived)
# TIP TOP!
clickity clop!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:46, archived)
# Excellent, as always!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:20, archived)
# Aces
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 23:23, archived)
# They will kill again.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:15, archived)
# Happy Candles sirrah!!
\o/ :D
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:17, archived)
# Thanks man!
14 years, wow.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:43, archived)
# wonderful
happy b3rts
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:56, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:56, archived)
# 14...Fourteen bloody years!
.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:59, archived)
# this is the good shit
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:01, archived)
# Saints preserve me!


Happy B3taday, sbf.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:30, archived)
# Amazing giffage!
Thank you!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:56, archived)
# awesome
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:37, archived)
# fnag
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:19, archived)
#
14 Woos, Smalls.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:07, archived)
# Happy B3taday
And thanks for giving me something to terrify small children with
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:10, archived)
# Super
Happy b3day.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:14, archived)
# Happy candleday
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:31, archived)
# Yay! Happy candle day!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:49, archived)
# happy candleday!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!
I love you
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:06, archived)
# happy Candles Chief!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:35, archived)
# Happy Candles
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:48, archived)
# largecandlefield!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:52, archived)
# YAY!
Love it!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:47, archived)
# Classic.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:23, archived)
# That's no rainbow!
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:02, archived)
# Didn't know Bungle was an Ewok!
Not quite as terrifying as the original Bungle costume...
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:41, archived)
# cheers
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:53, archived)
# old enough for hot flashes
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 20:31, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:31, archived)
# You have a dark mind Brainfield. a dark mind. love it.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 4:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Geezer!
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:54, archived)
#
George Alagiah is gonna sue
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:00, archived)
#
And Danny will counter sue over Wanking Spanners.
Let 'em sort out in the cah pahk. NAH.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:58, archived)
# Pwoper nawty.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:15, archived)
# That's a slice of awesomeness pie right there.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not me, it's yewtree
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 6:05, archived)
# It's okay, I'll just write "NSICAL" all over the place before my meeting with Tony Hayers
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Solomon Grundy. Born on a Monday...


(Click to view a working version. I was bored.)
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:38, archived)
# this is far too clever
and more effort than we deserve
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:31, archived)
# My nerd friends think this is teh shit
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 4:16, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:28, archived)
#
Let off some steam, Freddy.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:32, archived)
# why you do this to freddie?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:05, archived)
# Soz Smash!
;)
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:19, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:25, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:07, archived)
# "Daaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-OH".
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:13, archived)
# I only came here today to see if someone had come here today with the sole intention of getting deliberately upset. Nah.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:06, archived)
# You see this, this here, this is what REALLY pisses me off
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:49, archived)
# b3ta.com/images/board_posticon.gif isn't THAT bad, surely
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 23:53, archived)
# you can't say #infest
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 23:53, archived)
# wot no cdc?
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 3:34, archived)
# Leaked shot from new West End Musical "the Scousers"


Calm Down Calm Down!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:42, archived)
# it's what freddy would have wanted
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:51, archived)
# 4eva n r hearz
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:25, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:07, archived)
# Go Lord Lucan!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:21, archived)
# Never Forget
to Never Forget
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 3:32, archived)
# too spoon
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:37, archived)
# poo tune
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:41, archived)
# It's the wrong rhapsody gromit
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:24, archived)
# beautiful
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:36, archived)
# Is that Bruno Mars?
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:23, archived)
# yes
no
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:37, archived)
# i found? this?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:21, archived)
#
and in 3.....2......1......
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:58, archived)
# KABOOM, enter war on terror feeding terror
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:21, archived)
#
still a couple of months to go

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:39, archived)
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(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:32, archived)

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