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*shudders*

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 22:34, archived)

Now do Crackalacka Dindu.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 22:39, archived)

Not familiar with that but

I did make a didgeridon't out of a didgeridoo
(which is tricky shopping)

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 22:58, archived)

arf!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 0:41, archived)

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski were married IRL for 24 years

Now that's a wife!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 22:40, archived)

FFS

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 22:50, archived)

Crocodile Dundee to Andy Griffith: "You call that a Fife?"

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 23:03, archived)

"Hulk want steak bake."

(And if anyone is perturbed by the Avengers being on a lower level : A ruddy great spaceship crashlanded on Gorgie Road and collapsed it. Greggs survived though, hurrah!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 21:27, archived)

Is that Greggs Clark Gregg's Greggs?

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 0:54, archived)

Yes, it is

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:50, archived)

that's

Greggs on Gorgie Road, mon.

(davyclam, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:04, archived)

Aye, it is

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:57, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 19:53, archived)

He's got a Bounty on his head

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 20:00, archived)

"How d'ya like your chocogoanna?"

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 20:46, archived)

NWOT

signs that Amish traditions are beginning to weaken

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 20:49, archived)

"Call that a cakeknife?"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 21:38, archived)

"How d'ya like your goanna?"

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 19:20, archived)

Morning L

(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 19:33, archived)

top o' th' marnin' t'ya, "Pint."

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 19:35, archived)

hmmm...

nope, that's not it ;)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 19:53, archived)

ahhh dessert!

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(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 18:07, archived)

He is afraid. He is alone. He is three million light years from Tijuana.

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(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 17:56, archived)

Go Gadget Legs!!!

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(Victor Victoria, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 14:44, archived)

do they make a sproingy noise when he runs?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:24, archived)

And his legs too?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 16:38, archived)

well, obviously

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 16:53, archived)

No it's that at-at-at-at noise from the Six million dollar man

(gijoel, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 23:16, archived)

"Mama always told me if I shot ma wife through the bathroom door I was to blame it on a black burglar"

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:12, archived)

And nobody believes him!

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(Victor Victoria, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 14:23, archived)

Mine is this big...

But I may have misunderstood what she wanted to do.....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 17:06, archived)

*slowly scrolls*

(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 21:24, archived)

Bit late, but...

This big. THIS big! THIS BIG!!!!

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(SonofRojBlake, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 8:37, archived)

Mmmm... tasty

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Tagnut loves pies, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 13:48, archived)

yummy

(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 13:58, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 14:09, archived)

Tastier looking than I imagine Wogan Wheels would be

(ohidunno, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)

He was more of a sausage-snacker

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 17:50, archived)

Ha ha

When I see Wogan I can't help but be reminded of Butters' animations

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Tagnut loves pies, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 18:57, archived)

Just what you need to take your mind off your standing on a wet, cold, windy platform at Wigan North West

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 14:39, archived)

Lollocaust!! well done man/woman/non binary doings

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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 20:36, archived)

That better have blood in it,

or I'm just not interested...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 23:47, archived)

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 12:26, archived)

I thought my PC was borked

(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 12:28, archived)

Excellent :)

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 13:27, archived)

(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 12:14, archived)

Very nice

Click

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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 22:21, archived)

(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 0:37, archived)

nice work

but I don't get it

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 23:51, archived)

What don't you get dude?

(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 0:10, archived)

just see a mask of sorts I don't recognize--don't grasp how it addresses the challenge

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LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:03, archived)

Oh word?

Take a closer look at the mouth

(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:13, archived)

Oh FFS

bat signal. I'm blind today

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LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:18, archived)

(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:20, archived)

Love it!

I did, however, spend a good five minutes looking for a second symbol....

...And why does he have rocket launchers hanging off his ears?

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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 1:03, archived)

Ha thanks

The rocket launchers are in fact massive rings

(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:09, archived)

Yep.

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(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 11:49, archived)

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trumpduck, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 11:20, archived)

haha

(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 12:15, archived)

hehe

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 16:04, archived)

I . . can't . .heeear . . you!

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 3:22, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 3:31, archived)

Private Fluffeh

(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 12:30, archived)

sad ending to a career

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 1:21, archived)

Now do Chocodile Dundee

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 1:23, archived)

I'm tempted but

you know the photoshop bitch thing :p

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 1:42, archived)

This isn't up for discussion!

If you can't do it, I'll find someone who will.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 2:15, archived)

Ok, I'm a slut

now let's talk price

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 2:40, archived)

youtu.be/axUuI9p54hk

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 2:54, archived)

don't move

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 4:36, archived)

(Alligator, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 22:57, archived)

Haha.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 23:49, archived)

I've seen those nutz before :D

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 1:19, archived)

thosh are shome nutsh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 0:12, archived)

LOL

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 0:16, archived)

Oh my, that nuts!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 0:16, archived)

Expressing grief is such a subjective thing . . .

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LS18, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 21:05, archived)

Deciding on something to grieve about is also subjective

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LS18, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 21:06, archived)

© Reuters

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 21:17, archived)

lol

yep, jumping without a chute is probably linked to grief

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LS18, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 21:23, archived)

It's okay, undertakers bounce

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 21:26, archived)

I had them pegged as Secret Service agents, but . . .

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LS18, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 21:31, archived)

Hahahahahaha

*spits drink*

(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 21:30, archived)

protect your gear from spitting, etc.

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LS18, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 22:12, archived)

Take my money

(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 22:13, archived)

+shot

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 22:32, archived)

*Lobs jizz at screen.*

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 27 Jan 2018, 2:12, archived)

you may want to check out the heavy-duty Gob Lobber. Just sayin'

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LS18, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 3:50, archived)

I thought we could wear them when we next go out together

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:13, archived)

You can buy t-shirts by atomic now??

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:39, archived)

It's just getting silly now.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 26 Jan 2018, 17:25, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:30, archived)

(Alligator, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 16:33, archived)

Still would

EDIT - him I mean obvs. I'm not some unreconstructed Weinstein.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 26 Jan 2018, 16:42, archived)

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