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[challenge entry] NHS LOL
shitman
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 13:30, archived)
# ell-o-ell,
your jokes are as silly as mine ever were :D Now, please mark which bits are you and which aren't :D
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 14:14, archived)
# Skid mark?
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:55, archived)
# I will say, the likeness is uncanny :D
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:19, archived)
# really? I thought it was a bit
shit
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:48, archived)
# That's what I said :p
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 0:16, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 2:15, archived)
# What's he in for.......hay fever?
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 10:18, archived)
# :D before it's over, probably
or maybe horse 'choler-a'
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 10:20, archived)
# I guess we won't extend this stable thread because everyone's stalling.
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 10:30, archived)
# They've all bolted.......quick, shut the door
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 10:47, archived)
# I can't be saddled with that responsibility
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 10:49, archived)
# Don't worry, it isn't reining outside
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 11:03, archived)
# right now, I need some sleep, so you'll need to tack by yourself
that's the mane thing--it's a cinch nobody else is going to--unless you can curry favor with some other sucka ;p
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)
# dont know what shoe all talking about and i canter side if i should shoed equestrian any of it..
as farrier's im concernered i oat to just listen the the rodeo in stead..
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 12:05, archived)
# this is unbridled silliness
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 13:25, archived)
# all intended to stirrup a little joviality
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ==D
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 19:41, archived)
# IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:05, archived)
# touch my bum, this is life
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:35, archived)
# Holy wow. Kill it with fire

(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 0:04, archived)
# SCHWING THEM SCHLONGS
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 0:43, archived)
#

(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 2:09, archived)
# weak ;)
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 2:31, archived)
# I know. I don't have many of these.
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 3:26, archived)
# GET IN
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 11:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:37, archived)
# HUZZAH
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:01, archived)
#

(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 0:21, archived)
# CALL OF THE WINTERCOCK
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)
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(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 11:51, archived)
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(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 12:24, archived)
#

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(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 0:25, archived)
#

(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 0:57, archived)
#

(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 1:07, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 9:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 11:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
don't think I know that one

(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 11:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 9:23, archived)
# Awesome
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 14:57, archived)
# I formally request more of this type of thing.
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 2:19, archived)
# Hello old man!
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 2:32, archived)
# Hello!
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 4:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 2:32, archived)
# Yes!
I formally accept your submission and offer you my houplas in return
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 4:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 11:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 11:52, archived)
# That warm refreshing taste of spunk
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 12:28, archived)
# ART
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 13:12, archived)
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(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:38, archived)
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(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 0:22, archived)
# How rare!*


* probably not vere
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 9:15, archived)
# Right you are
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:39, archived)
# Bestest squirrel ever.
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:56, archived)
#

(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:02, archived)
#

(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:29, archived)
# ouch
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:39, archived)
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(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:50, archived)
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(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 23:13, archived)
#

(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 23:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 0:58, archived)
#

(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 2:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 5:17, archived)
# Ahahaha

(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 9:16, archived)
# *deploys largest CDC yet*
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 9:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:23, archived)
# What could I possibly have done to deserve this response
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:39, archived)
# hey mofaha did you ever get your food stand mixer with pasta roller and dough hook?
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:40, archived)
# Er... well isn't that the damndest thing, there's one currently in the apartment and we were just talking about using it today.
I want to make ravioli.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:42, archived)
# wtf are you waiting for ffs!!!
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:44, archived)
# It's the wrong time of year for pasta
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:49, archived)
# Yes, I'll make some in the futa
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:51, archived)
#
English
Noun

futa (plural futas)

(slang) Clipping of futanari.

English
Wikipedia has an article on:
futanari
Etymology

Japanese 二形/双成り/二成り/ふたなり (futanari) "hermaphrodite", from 二つ (futa-tsu) "two" + 形/態 (nari) "form", from なる (naru) "become".
Noun

futanari (countable and uncountable, plural futanari)

(anime, manga, uncountable) A genre of Japanese anime or manga featuring hermaphrodite characters, generally with female bodies plus a penis.
(anime, manga, countable) A hermaphrodite character in such works.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:53, archived)
# It's a play on erectile dysfunction and droopy cooked pasta
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)
# with tits
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)
# That's impressive! I didn't realize you spoke Wiki
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)
# I can type it but wouldn't speak it, I'd probably get some funny looks
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:56, archived)
# [citation needed]
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:57, archived)
# desu
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 23:49, archived)
# desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 0:43, archived)
# fp this now
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 9:13, archived)
# Unfortunately it will have to wait a little longer, I'm not in full working order atm :)
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:50, archived)
# boner joxe!
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)
# It's something to fall back on
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:01, archived)
# :O
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:04, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:17, archived)
# HA
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)
#

(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 1:04, archived)
# : ) B&W
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 2:13, archived)
# WTF
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 23:23, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:56, archived)
# ==D

(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 23:37, archived)
# Those who can.....
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:25, archived)
# looks like my closet
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:48, archived)
# By the power of greyskull!
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 15:57, archived)
# How childish!!!
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:47, archived)
# Reminds me--we could probably do something unholy to Scatman Crothers
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 17:22, archived)
# You got the shine
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 17:23, archived)
# :D he's getting all excited
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:25, archived)
# Who said you can't take it with you?
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:27, archived)
# HaHa!!!!
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:01, archived)
# I looked for that far too long
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:32, archived)
# It's like magic
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 0:53, archived)
# :D I hope 'FAR T'oo long was intentional
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 0:14, archived)
# sad to say it was, meant to go back and edit to fartoo long
but life happened as it almost always does =(
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:45, archived)
# What a subtle change :D
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 0:09, archived)
# I heard that name from
MF DOOM
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 18:19, archived)
# Perfect Hair
lyrics
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 18:41, archived)
# Yeas the best
Hang on was it cross hair? Either way by a long shot my favourite rapper to come from USA
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:45, archived)
# 'head' stones :)
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 18:58, archived)
# : )
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 19:22, archived)
# Jeremy Hunt says electronic prescriptions will help avoid errors. Hmm...
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 14:49, archived)
# If he thinks doctors make a mess of paper prescriptions
wait until Russian hackers make a mess of electronic ones
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:07, archived)
# Why do they call them prescriptions?
You get them after you get ill. They should be called postscriptions.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry] This is another fine mess you've got us into Govey...
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 14:45, archived)
# can't wait to see the movie
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 12:37, archived)
# Isn't that the Black Panties font?
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 12:48, archived)
# What happened to the mass debate?
haha masterbate lol
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 15:11, archived)
# It was not a debate for a 'humor' site, so a lot of it disappeared
:D I see what you did there
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 15:53, archived)
# What type of gun you got LS18?
*just being nosey*
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:13, archived)
#
I have a variety of long guns and a couple large cal. handguns, but I assume you are asking about everyday carry-concealables: Taurus PT111 9mm, and a Glock .43 in 9mm.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:29, archived)
# Wow that's a whole lot of guns cheers for replying
just watched a video of guy making music with his Taurus Millennium PT111 G2 youtu.be/MH3tJrK2ma4?t=15m5s
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:48, archived)
# mmm it's not a lot of guns for an outdoorsman in rural America
Each one is designed for a different purpose, so having several guns is like having a set of wrenches--if that analogy makes sense

EDIT: Yeah, on the video, that's Hickok 45, a widely-known YouTube reviewer of all types of firearms.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 17:21, archived)
# I grew up in the UK countryside where shot guns and rifles for hunting were the norm
gun ownership is strictly licensed here in the UK.

H45's a good shot love the 'gong' at the top :D
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 17:37, archived)
# Which one are you going to use to blow your brains out?
I have chosen the classic sawn-off shotgun, not so good for the precursory shooting spree though. Know any good assault rifle dealers?
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 17:42, archived)
# too bigger chance it'll go wrong
inert gas asphyxywank ftw
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 17:52, archived)
# Even sawn-offs serve a purpose--home defense, inside--but the barrels can be no shorter than 18
inches. You'll have to find your own dealers ;p
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 17:54, archived)
# MOD edit
:(
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The bowels. Serious business...
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 12:23, archived)
# I like this
but that really is horrible.
We need more sausage awareness and I thank you for it.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 12:28, archived)
# : )
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 13:38, archived)
# ha!
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 2:21, archived)
# Guns. Lots of guns.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 11:05, archived)
# needs more guns
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 11:26, archived)
# Of course.
More guns is ALWAYS the answer.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)
# FOR FUCKS SAKE GIVE THAT GIRL A GUN
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 11:42, archived)
# Well ok...
maybe one more gun might help...
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 11:44, archived)
# She's going to shoot all the bullets out of the air
Americans still think they're John Wayne living in the Wild West, and the good guys are always quicker on the draw.

They're insane. All of them.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 11:53, archived)
# Hey wait a minute!!
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 13:58, archived)
# OK I apologise
John Wayne never lived in the Wild West. He was an actor playing a role.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 14:03, archived)
# That wasn't much of an apology.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 14:05, archived)
# He wasn't much of an actor
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 14:06, archived)
# You obviously have never seen "The Sons of Katie Elder".
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 14:08, archived)
# I like top gun
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 11:52, archived)
# That's the most sensible thing I've heard today
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 12:31, archived)
# What happened?
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 13:52, archived)
# Someone set us up the gun
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 14:03, archived)
# all your base are belong to u.s.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 14:59, archived)
# Are you sure that's enough guns?
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 14:14, archived)
# excellent
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 14:23, archived)
# They should paint them fun bright colours to
be more child friendly :s
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 15:02, archived)
# Just GIS "Hello Kitty gun"
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 15:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 9:33, archived)
# Let's address the elephant in the room
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 9:45, archived)
# hahah!
Wait . . . it's time we undress the elephant in the room
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 9:52, archived)
# Elepants!
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 10:48, archived)
# Well, put them away properly. Have a goat hanger
put them away properly. Have a goat hanger
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 10:53, archived)
# Will a cat rack do?
*insert cat rack here*
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 11:03, archived)
# Fucking Doctors!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 22:56, archived)
# HOW DO THEY WORK
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 23:15, archived)
# I laughed out loud
because of you.
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 2:22, archived)
# In Stanier we trust
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 20:35, archived)
# Hi new person welcome
who is it?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:06, archived)
# Danny Boyle
with shaved eyebrows?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:35, archived)
# I think it might be vile right wing mental Toby Young
but with more hair
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:56, archived)
# thanks
and a hello directed towards you
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 22:47, archived)
# Hello, please explain your picture so we can all enjoy the joke
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 4:07, archived)
# HELLO, PLEASE EXPLAIN YOUR PICTURE SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY THE JOKE
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 19:44, archived)
# Who is that and what does this mean
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:34, archived)
# Sir William Arthur Stanier, FRS (27 May 1876 – 27 September 1965) was Chief Mechanical Engineer of the London, Midland and Scottish Railway.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:37, archived)
# YES I KNOW THAT SHUT UP
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:37, archived)
# ALSO:
John Stanier (born 2 August 1968 in Baltimore, Maryland) is an American drummer who is currently the drummer of experimental rock band Battles. He is a former member of Helmet.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:38, archived)
# HELMET
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:38, archived)
# This is roger stainier, he's a stubborn understainier

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Stanier
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:43, archived)
# I love John Stanier and his ironically high placed cymbals
I like Helmet (mainly Aftertaste) and I LOVE Battles.

So there.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:54, archived)
# Your love of helmet comes as no surprise, mediocre.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:58, archived)
# :/
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 7:59, archived)
# Or indeed the 'aftertaste'.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:31, archived)
# Betty o/
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 22:06, archived)
# I have to give that another listen

It's been a while
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 14:14, archived)
# Is he the stairlift guy?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:59, archived)
# Husband of Thora Hird
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 22:01, archived)
# Higgledy-piggledy
YarK yark
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:22, archived)
# what's going on?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:47, archived)
# Classsic Stanier thread
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:49, archived)
# oh.
I'm more of a contemporary Stanier man
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:58, archived)
# I can't keep up with all these modern Staniers, what was wrong with the good old-fashioned ones?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 22:00, archived)
# Tammy Wynette's greatest hit
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 22:12, archived)
# You flash cockney bastards, do you know Stanier
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 22:16, archived)
# do wot do wot
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 23:12, archived)
# Hi
I don't know what's going on here and I came here especially to tell you all just that.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:55, archived)
# Oh I get it
tsurt ew reinats ni
also hello
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 23:52, archived)
# my favourite is either the biiiig teeth guy or mad dog deon
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 2:46, archived)
# hi
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:15, archived)
# Hahaha clever
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 12:54, archived)
# dead poets and other students society
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:34, archived)
# Stop talking at the back or I'll pop a slug in your ass
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:50, archived)
# Evenin' all


Long time no post. Did I miss anything?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:18, archived)
# Haha nice to see you to see you.................
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:19, archived)
#
*does the pose*
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:24, archived)
#
*prepares conveyor belt*
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:41, archived)
# gives a twirl
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 13:09, archived)
# psst
18   20
20 18
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:40, archived)
# Bit sophisticated for me, that.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:01, archived)
# Let's see
monkeon got on the frontpage,
mofaha started a very successful fall fashion line over at /links,
Smash Monkey admitted that she knitted Trump's hair, which he uses every day,
LS18 had triplets,
PedroHin was found out. He was a cat all along.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:58, archived)
# And then mediocre started wearing all of Moggy's dresses. I couldn't believe it!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:02, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 1:32, archived)
# Hey Pedro you godda a gun?
jusaskin
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:17, archived)
# Just a .22 caliber rifle that my father had.
It's more a keepsake though.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 19:03, archived)
# Nice keepsake
still might come in handy come the zombie apocalypse/global thermo nuclear war
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:28, archived)
# IT'S QUICKLY GAINING IN POPULARITY
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:37, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:49, archived)
# !!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 22:24, archived)
# G..g..g..
Granville!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 1:09, archived)
# Only 3.50 Sumerian $
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:01, archived)
# Hi mofaha have you got a gun?
I'm doing a survey

nice idea for a compo btw
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:20, archived)
# Guns FTW
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 16:11, archived)
# The teacher has a gun as well
problem over
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 16:23, archived)
# CHECKMATE LIBTARDS
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 16:36, archived)
# Liberals born from July 23-August 22: Leotards
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:14, archived)
# Liberals who follow Egyptian cat gods - Bastards
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:16, archived)
# Liberals who frequent this website: b3tards
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:49, archived)
# A liberal often seen in the company of weiners: Mustard
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:54, archived)
# A liberal Scottish ex Fornula 1 driver - Coultard
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:55, archived)
# That thing owned by a Liberal with which inevitably he hoists himself: Petard
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:04, archived)
# Liberals who are US Presidents hated by North Korea - Dotards
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:19, archived)
# Liberals who are non-flammable : flameretard(ant)
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:38, archived)
# Liberals named Homer: D'oh! Tards?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:46, archived)
# Liberals who swear a lot and cover themselves in pastry
Cuss-tard pies
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:48, archived)
# Who is Dr and the Tard
(anag.)
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:51, archived)
# I'm lost ;p
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:56, archived)
# But who will keep the rogue teachers in check? They're armed now.
Better arm the kids as well eh?

Sorted
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:49, archived)
# To be fair to Trump
Arming the teachers would considerably improve discipline in class
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:30, archived)
# Just had a thought
Those 'teacher's guns' might be another source of guns for disgruntled kids.

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:59, archived)
# Yup
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:08, archived)
# School of Glock
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 20:06, archived)
# Yeah I nearly did that but couldn't work out how to do the letter G
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:50, archived)
# You just did
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:01, archived)
# bugger
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 9:09, archived)
# Custom-made 'tees' -- ordinary balls?



(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 15:02, archived)
# that's trump's hand holding a painted pea
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 15:42, archived)
# implying small hand--good one
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 15:46, archived)
# What kind of shadow matching algorithm are you using?
;)
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:50, archived)
# it's called
hurry up and slap something in there, especially something wrong
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 20:02, archived)
# Is this about your sex life again?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 20:31, archived)
# how dare y. .. . .
*yes, that's exactly right :(*
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 3:11, archived)
# surely the only guns teachers should be allowed?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 13:19, archived)
# If you can be satisfied with a range of about three feet, mebbe
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 15:04, archived)
# i've got a left and a right?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 15:19, archived)
# If a classroom assailant happens to be a set of weights, you got it covered
EDIT: you should be effective against most 'small arms.'
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 15:34, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 15:53, archived)
# Reminds me of myself when I was fit--except for the arms
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
# Has Science gone TOO FAR?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 16:37, archived)
# Natural law; either peck or punch--never both
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 16:50, archived)
# Now that's what I'm talking about!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:20, archived)
# Oh, GUNS

I read gnus on the news earlier and was mightily confused
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:51, archived)
# Gnus don't kill people
Or do they. I dunno.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:01, archived)
# Haha I've got one of those somewhere
But yours is better/funnier


(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:08, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:56, archived)
# HA! both^ funny
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 9:51, archived)
# How did THIS get FP?!? ;)
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] got me new NHS specs

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 13:04, archived)
# YES! hahaha I forgot about this
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 14:12, archived)
# Grandma of Shoes!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 14:43, archived)
# Trailer Park Boys (of shoes)
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 15:11, archived)
# Are you going to tell us how it's going to be?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:31, archived)
#
another playback medium they lied about
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:43, archived)
# Dig out the kit
and prove 'em wrong...
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:33, archived)
# HOORAY
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I want a poster of this on my wall.
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:28, archived)

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