God. I'm tired.

(smoothie, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:39, archived)

that's silly
and fits right in with what I'm listening to at the moment...woo
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:40, archived)

your name describes you perfectly
strange and a god
(TheTruffleShuffle, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:41, archived)

You had to be careful when milking

they didn't like having their belly's rubbed.

Evening all!
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:34, archived)

good evening
nice brand... i mean tag
(TheTruffleShuffle, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:35, archived)

thank you
i would have posted early but i was trying to get my tag to look like cloud writing in the sky (had to give up in the end)

ooo in other news i like the b3ta donkeys. It would appear they spaz back through the images (i'm assuming) to the last frontpage and rview pictures they missed while not online.
My spamalope got frontpages about 5 hours after post, it was really good cos i spent ages on that too, and i came home boted up the mahine and there it was.
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:42, archived)

yes they spazz
or someone does it for them

which is why reposting is silly :p
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:43, archived)

I just looked at your profile
you don't get near enough FP's

I should complain...
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:47, archived)

wow, i know i say this a lot, but
thats fantastic
(TheTruffleShuffle, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:52, archived)

yikes!
be very scared
( sosumi, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:36, archived)

Evening KittyWaste
another top notch hummuser (is that a word?)

thank god you guys showed up...Its been exceptionally slow!
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:37, archived)

tis the weekend.
Ok i have something to occupy you you lots
but:
How many of you are on borad band?
can watch videos with sound?
used to play or know a good few of the classic arcade games?

if the answer is yes i'll upload this movie i've had for a couple of years but no one seems to have ever seen.
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:40, archived)

yes!
do it. (please?)
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:41, archived)

yes to all
i love arcade games
(TheTruffleShuffle, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:41, archived)

.

(TheTruffleShuffle, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:32, archived)

woo
those sims are getting damn realistic...
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:35, archived)

Yay!
the hummus brigade showed up!

That's the best flight simulator we've had all day!
Attention to detail!

Woo!
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:35, archived)

oh my..
should have figured it had been done before

edit: in that case, have a repost:

(TheTruffleShuffle, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:36, archived)

hmm
The theme with the flight simulator has been mostly recursive...
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:38, archived)

The expansion was originally this...

...but then the world realized that political correction has gone WAY too far.
(iomega999, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:32, archived)

heheh
I can't read the text in the red box...is it important?
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:36, archived)

Nah, the text in the red box doesn't say anything
I just have had this idea in my head for a while, so I decided to photoshop it out :)
(iomega999, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:54, archived)

Morning Repost

"Is it real, grandpa?"
"Abstract sure looks real. I can't be sure, William. I can't be sure..."
Lets start the day off right :)
(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:24, archived)

is it
rael?
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:26, archived)

Morning all
i've stayed up all night. woo!
(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:02, archived)

Me too!
But there is nobody around to share our happiness :(
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:02, archived)

I've been out for two hours
came home, and replied to my own thread down there.
Sooooooo Sloooooooooooooow
( gracielou, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:04, archived)

I just came home from class and shopping
and now it's midnight.
( Artamnesia, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:07, archived)

i made waffles
mmmmmmmmm
( gracielou, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:10, archived)

ooh
share?
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:17, archived)

sure
come and get 'em
( gracielou, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:22, archived)

:p
will there be any left by Monday?

because that's how long it would take me to drive there
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:23, archived)

I actually have an unusual craving
for pizza...
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:24, archived)

I bought a lot of Easter candy
and two play-doh thingies for Easter baskets. And semolina raisin bread. And tulips. And pomade. And a blue plastic bowl. And someone gave me a bottle of wine tonight because I gave her a CD of Quark Express. And my new IP address is working its way across the entire world and it's fun to track the progress. Life is sometimes very good.
( Artamnesia, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:17, archived)

yay
for goodness!

I finally found some hummus. 'Shopping while listening to Blue Jam.

And beer removes the craving for food, so I am happy too!
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:23, archived)

Yay
for Yayness!
( Artamnesia, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 7:26, archived)

Me also
though i've just had a sudden strike of hummus!

I've just finished shopping something that i think is absolutely superb.
I think i shall wait till later on otday to post it though.

Edit: I'm also listening to some really good music.

Today is going to be a good day, I can tell.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:14, archived)

I say you share it now
linky?
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:18, archived)

You've been on b3ta for 1 year today.
Happy Birthday to you!
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:19, archived)

Happy b3taday!
yay!
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:21, archived)

i don't know you
hi
( Allanon, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:14, archived)

yawn
bloody half past 5am wake up to catch my flight, thats just not on...

morning all, wheres the pictures to keep me amused? anyway, i'm gonna post this again in case anyone fancies it ;)



Yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn.
( djdirect, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:27, archived)

right, time to go
take care chaps+chappesses ;)
( djdirect, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 6:39, archived)

bang bang
thats fred wasted

can I ask who's watchin the wildcam
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:28, archived)

Me, kinda
I'me 1/4 looking at that, 1/4 looking at b3ta
and 1/2 trying to hummus up an idea from thing air.

edit:
It's at about 1 frame per second update, pretty good really.
though when you lean back yu just kinda disappear, so if i'm swapping windows i somethimes think the stream's gone dead.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:30, archived)

cool
its a bit dark I realise but whats the update speed like, is it real time
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:31, archived)

THREAD JACK
don't you hate when you need an image you've photoshopped and you know you posted it here but you can't find it on your pc or find the post on the message board?!? ARGRHFHEHSDLFJG
( Allanon, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:37, archived)

yes
right I'm off to bed so the cam is off for now will be up in a couple of hours :(
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:42, archived)

looking at which?
where is it at
(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:30, archived)

its
the wildcam

80.46.183.208:8080
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:32, archived)

as long as i live
i will never set up a webcam.
(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:35, archived)

is this a "burd"
thing?
(slut, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:31, archived)

nah
a voyuer thing
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:32, archived)

gottit
erm, yeah anything much happen on this?
(slut, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:34, archived)

nah
just making use of the camera
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:34, archived)

OK
grate.
(slut, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:35, archived)

Not that i've noticed, but the blue from the background colour
make the yellow highlighter i'm using on the piece of paper i have glow very nicely.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:35, archived)

haha
excellent :)
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:37, archived)

s'not very flattering
wots all that red stuff on your face?
(slut, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:41, archived)

The two ladies with heads shaped like fruit were trying to get Harold to buy the next round.


Harold couldnt believe it. Did they think he was drunk or something!

bigger, better, stronger
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:21, archived)

ha ha
that drunken loon. wyh!
(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:23, archived)

and harold said........
.........
(slut, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:24, archived)

most
woo 3 yay

I like it
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:25, archived)

Wee awake!
a
(andyo, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:50, archived)

a
wee awakes ya
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:56, archived)

umm
ya?
(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:56, archived)

german
perhaps :)
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:59, archived)

*threadjack*
Ha ha........how embaressing is this...


I like to call it leaving a permanent mark of proof that you are a twit. Hee hee
(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:01, archived)

that
would have bin better if it had bin

faq you man
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:02, archived)

aah well
it still makes me feel intelligent :)
(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:07, archived)

then
it does what it needs to do :)

I heard it was done by the deliberate mis-speller
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:10, archived)

It was
take a look

(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:11, archived)

cough cough
oh I thought it was a request ;)
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:16, archived)

o well
but theres so many real things that stupid people have done....
(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:18, archived)

Ooo...looks like he was a tatoo artist :S

(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:17, archived)

thats
like dan quayle spellin potatoe ;)
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:24, archived)

amuse me.
i'm bored and i HATE bank holidays.
(slut, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)

you
could spazz for the amusing wanking chimp site
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:33, archived)

I could,
but i can't be arsed
(slut, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:37, archived)

thats
ok cause there wasn't one

just a comment I made :)

/chortles at own comment like he was a fuckwit
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:40, archived)

Curses.
I've just spent the last 5 minutes looking for it ;)
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:43, archived)

urgh
you spent time lookin for a site about wanking chimps
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:46, archived)

www.monkeystouchingthemselves.com
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:50, archived)

that'll
be the sister site to wankingchimp.com
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:55, archived)

I thought that was part of
www.ratemymonkeyspunk.com

(Not that I would have any idea whatsoever)
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:02, archived)

along
with funkeymonkey.com

check out wildcam for hot Wildheart Baby action
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:14, archived)

Wow!
i can see you and stuff.
Watching you makes me feel dirty and voyeuristic.
*reaches for the kleenex*


edit: I'm nearing my 2000 post, so i'm now going to comunicate entirely through edits so as not to increase my post count.

edit: waste away my friend, it's like living life on the edge!
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:23, archived)

bum
I just wasted fred askin this :)

dirty dirty, have a kleenex
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:29, archived)

*DISCLAIMER*
There is a winky smiley ( ;) ) following my statement indicating a joke. Any insinuation of me trying to download images of primates masturbating will result in legal proceedings!!




/Phew...I think that fooled 'em!
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:50, archived)

hehe
I jus noticed your smiley thought it was smilin
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:54, archived)

each to
their own
(slut, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:48, archived)

can't offer any pics,
but i can tell you j lo and ben have had the lighting rig and sound system on "dry hire" for 3 months, already. This is costing her $2.700 per week. for a wedding that may not happen? Stupid twats.
(slut, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:44, archived)

ARGH
It's the police again!;)

Oh yeah...I was going bed
( Az The Spaz, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)

By the time i reach 35
i want to have taught a chimp to ride zebras.
Anybody got any tips?
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:57, archived)

i got one
tie bannas to the zebra's arse. Thats about it. Have fun......we'll watch from a distance...
(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:59, archived)

buy
some chimps an donkeys that should help a bit

edit: you've bin a member for a year yay
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 5:00, archived)

Zzzzz Zzzzz
night peeps although i only made two posting tonight i'm knackered
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:28, archived)

night
night
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:31, archived)

Nighty
night
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:31, archived)

Well ... I'd like to fight her ... foxy bytch !

(LazyGuru, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:20, archived)

Punnage Ahoy!
:)
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)

do you know how impossibly huge that is
it took forever to load...its like the uberbandwidth
(Ironic Ferret, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)

Crikey!
It is huge. Why is it so big?
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)

because
god made em that way, I like my biggun ;)
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)

re my BIG pic ...
yeah - twas a bit ... smaller now ... bedtime too ...
(LazyGuru, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:31, archived)

It seemed fine for me
But then again, I'm bored and tired so time just passed annoyingly slow anyway...night night all...
( Az The Spaz, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:28, archived)

night
night 8D
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)

woo
yay to your punnage 8D

edit: and now smaller

yayer
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)

time to make like a guillotine
and head off.
Night all.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:08, archived)

Nighty night
Zzzzz
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)

All the best......
... with the forthcoming Zs.. 'night...
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:11, archived)

have
pleasant dreams
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:13, archived)

don't wish me any dreams
i dream without being asleep, it's fucking scary.
People wandering about the room, things going all gooey.
No, I'd rather have no dreams, cheers all the same.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)

ok
have no dreams :)
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)

night
night
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:20, archived)

Night young un!

( Az The Spaz, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:21, archived)

Classic

Just need a good old game of tet-r-arse now
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:04, archived)

"Becky.....Becky.....

....Where have you got to?"
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:42, archived)

Yay.
Economy class.
Lovely.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)

hahaha
I'd like that to happen to my kids sometimes

also reminds me of the bill hicks joke
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)

There is indeed.....
... a flow of Hummus.....

(can I have your window source picture please...?)
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:46, archived)

Its on its way
Enjoy
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:53, archived)

Ta....
... :-)
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)

Ok....
.. I'll Google it...
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)

that looks like fun!
:)
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)

Now that's what I call:
hummus
Volumn 2
( Az The Spaz, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:09, archived)

I can't believe it's
not hummus.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)

The best hummus in the world
EVER

3
( Az The Spaz, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:20, archived)

volume
2 :)
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:34, archived)

Cool
I like it!!
(jimmy78, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:26, archived)

what the hell is going on?
Am I too innocent,
Am I missing something?
Is it real?
they certainly aren't
Not at all safe for anything much.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)

christ in a chrysler
why on earth did i click a link called faradingdong anyway?
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)

cause
you were intrigued, they are tooooo ig
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)

why did i find the damn website?
it's certainly put back my getting a certificate a few months.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)

Two of them are
Nok and Nee.

Although the one called Dan is a bit suspect. Does the Reverend wish to confess?

Dunno why I clicked on that.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)

tha website
seriously made me feel ill.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:49, archived)

I won't even ask how you found it.
Bad boy, Dirty boy.... in your bed.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)

hold on...
it you're here,
who's getting the badgers ready for the badger parade?
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:59, archived)

Make haste....
For we have but 30 seconds...
( Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)

mmm
on my gross sites I've seen o'metre that ranks quite high


'wanking like a safari park chimp'

thrown in fro good measure cause I like it
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)

It wasn't as bad as I was expecting
But it certainly confused me as to...

well...

erm...

WHY?
( Az The Spaz, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)

Is it
real?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

Not quite sure what to do with this....

The piccie was screaming for animation... However...
Any suggestions and/or takers....?
EDIT : Or is this enough...?
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)

I answered last time
but you deleted it and I don't remember...
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)

Yes....
... I did post/delete... therefore I missed your wise words....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:40, archived)

well
one of them was that the beak should fly off at some point and impale a fish...but there were several more, and I really don't remember
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)

Haha... See below....
.. I give up with this shit....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)

give it bellows
and make it an accordian gull
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)

I really can't be arsed with it....
.. any more...
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:40, archived)

launch rocketfish out of its mouth!

( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)

Ooh... Rocketfish...?
.. I thought you said 'abuse'..

( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)

I know.
Have him playing scissors paper stone with another. (He is scissors)
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)

hehe
I like that idea 8D
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)

I treid doing summat with it
but fucked up and gave in.

I had his beak proped up and a guy saying "It's gonna cost ya a few quid luv. Needs a new mota and 4 tyres.

But I cocked it up...
( Az The Spaz, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 4:17, archived)