Now with realisitc controls

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)

Hypno Hair

"Hey baby, you WILL let me buy you a drink?"
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)

I couldn't do this without the Quo being somewhere

Again, sorry for the crapness.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)

He can smell your spicy brains

...probably.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)

I always thought he looked like an arse

(i apoligise for the quality)
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)

Wooo! 2000th post and b3ta birthday!

Celebrations start here!
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)

I said happy birthday yesterday...
so there..
( 5olly, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:21, archived)

The *real* Pensioner simulator


/coat
(sleipnir, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)

does the red x
...denote their death?
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:00, archived)

.
fixed. pasted wrong bloody link... mumble grumble
(sleipnir, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)

heh
'granny turismo'
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)

took too long and lost interest
and it's probably been done before!!



click for grander proportions
(earthworm, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)

He'll survive...
...he's the cleverest man in the world!
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)

Wow
Do you get to in his wheelchair during big fire fights? Excellent, and I have not seen it before.
( NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:00, archived)

That can't be real.....
one way ticket for you sir!

Woo!
( 5olly, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)

Been done before?

( NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)

ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha
*stops for air*
ha ha ha ha ha ha
( robh, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)

lol

( 5olly, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:01, archived)

hehheh woo

( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)

codenamed 'sight simulator'

intended as a sequel to the successful 'Braille Adventure' series
( notshitashi OMOH, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)

repost from a while back

but it fits
( Punked I Love Vectors, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:50, archived)

I just got
8285 on Dominond Mind @ popcap.

Is that good?
( .90Nz0., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

possible
but threadwasting just to tell us that isn't... jack another thread instead, eh?

it's worse than before, there's only 15 per page
( JustHere, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:45, archived)

Hands up
who hates threadwastes.

(ccc, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:51, archived)

...he speeds up!
.
(Mattyboy, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:52, archived)

I've just deposited a 2 foot log
is that good?
( munkt0n, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)

all depends
where you deposited it

I find Natwest give me the best returns on my log savings, all the bullshit they spout helps the root systems.
( JustHere, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)

pheer

( notshitashi OMOH, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

eek
that is all
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:39, archived)

a rather weak one.

(Bimster, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

hehe
looks like fun though
( JustHere, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

i'd play that

( Reverend Dan, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

It looks like a good game
but apparently it has it's knockers.
( robh, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)

groan

( Reverend Dan, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:45, archived)

I love
nork jokes.
that game looks fun!
( zog why change it now?, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

Uncle Clive's videogames....







(Uncle Clive, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)

Gran Theft Auto!
Classic!

I do like the others as well, but that one...
(Harry Webshiter, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

Quite agree
Gran theft is in a league of its own. beat them off their electric cars with a baseball bat and then steal their teacakes.
(Bimster, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)

Do you actually like Eminem?
or did you just use him for comedy effect?
(Squid Bunty, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:51, archived)

Eminem
Do I like Eminem? Not particularly, the 'Ho Hater' is just a play on 'Pro Skater' given Marshalls apparent love of knocking his wife (or 'ho') around.

Yep, it was a bit rubbish actually.
(Uncle Clive, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)

.


(Sul, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

woo
for northern alcoholics
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

excellent
sweary Andy Capp... what the world's been dying for
( JustHere, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

how many times can you be hit with the handbag before you die?

woo
( sosumi, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)

quim-strings!
the profanisaurus definition of that is the funniest thing i have ever read.
( Reverend Dan, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)

winner
this is the winner for me - first entry to get a lol
(pabc, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)

Good Morning all

(mr wheatley ®, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

good,
but a tad big?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

67k
Come on! (in a nice way)
(mr wheatley ®, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

wide
really wide, most people use 800x600, don't you think 2000 pixels wide is a tad OTT??
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

I think it should be
even wider.

Make it wider. Go on. Pleeease???
(ccc, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

i have a
30,000 pixel image in my bag of tricks...
Though it crashes mac browsers..
(mr wheatley ®, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

Here we go..
Will Tony get a big head after winning the war?

repost
(mr wheatley ®, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)

Yoinks!
That's cheeky.

In a good way.

Woo!
(ccc, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

oh dear
6,000,000 pixels and only 10kb

First time I've seen an image 30,000 pixels wide
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)

is that 100% of fact?
who still uses 800x600?!
( zerolicious, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

in a society that spends millions of pounds every year on windowed operating systems
i can't really believe everybody still maximises all their windows.


i've been playing so much isketch i keep thinking i hear the orchestral sting that you get when you get the word. it's quite disturbing
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)

oh, and
PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)

i usually
maximise all of mine. then i have to do less scrolling.

is there a pub plan yet? i'm currently debating whether i'll have the energy...
( zerolicious, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

oh shush, it's only half eleven! course you will!
the plan is to go to the pear tree this afterneevening, seeing as it's so sunny!
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)

we shall seeeeeeee
text us when you're going if i'm not on the board later :)
( zerolicious, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:45, archived)

you'll be pleased to hear
I don't maximise anything if I can help it
( JustHere, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:46, archived)

I play iSketch so much
that when I'm arguing with my girlfriend, everytime I put across a salient point I sing "Da-nuh-nuh NUH"

She hates that.
(ccc, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)

do you make isketch noises (i don't know why i'm asking this) during sex?
"DANG! (tick tick tick)" = you have ten seconds to finish
"PING!" = all done!
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)

I don't know why I'm telling you this
...
but...well, yes.

And we have 'rounds'
(ccc, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:39, archived)

hee hee!

( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:45, archived)

then you probably want this repost
Take that baby out!

(mr wheatley ®, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

YAY!
I love your stuff.
(ccc, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

thanks
and a big woo to the dog being eaten by the shark..
(mr wheatley ®, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

if it was posted at board-friendly size
it would look like this


which isn't very good at all
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

indeed
it's meant to be wide so that you have to scroll. I'm not sitting here with some uber monitor!!
(mr wheatley ®, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

frontpage!
=o)
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)

widescreen is king
innit =)
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

Lumme!
That is beautiful.

David Lean should make a movie of that.

If he wasn't so dead.
(ccc, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

Or Coppola.
'Apocalypse Meow'?
(Harry Webshiter, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

oooh
shiny!
( stevierar, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

Oh, My!

( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

she looks
a bit like Rob, only less ginger...
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

( sosumi, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

thank you
you crazy, crazy.... crazy person.
you are absolutely crazy.
don't get help. stay just as crazy as you are. don't let them try to stop you being crazy.
what a bizarre picture. i'm quite frightened by the extent of your craziness. skilfully done.
(cold, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

fantastic!
extremely :)
( rogan, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)

Adventures of progressive reading difficulty

(Wayland_Smithy, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

that deserves


: )
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

woo!
laugh oi did!
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

hehehe
that's a real program, you know... don't forget to enter it in the competition (edit, change the drop box)
( JustHere, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

The old text based adventures were always the best.

(Squid Bunty, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

hee hee hee hee
I like that lots : )
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

He he
that brings back so many memories.
(Wayland_Smithy, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

there is a good hitch hikers version
i always died....
edit :- it's here..www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~thompp/h2g2/hgtg000a.html
( 5olly, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

thats what
its based off.
(Squid Bunty, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

there's a
Java-based version of it around somewhere... I had the PC version and the Infocom verson on my Psion. playing on a Psion was a bad idea, too easy to throw across the room when another bloody cleaning robot foiled the intricately-laid plans...
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)

playing hitchhikers on a psion
must almost be like having your own copy of The Book, though.
( JustHere, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

no
it doesn't have "Don't Panic" inscribed in large, friendly letters on the outside of the case...
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

/me fetches school-type compass to scratch it into the cover...
( JustHere, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

it would make
a lovely wallpaper for the 7650...

right, I'm going for a shower. I'm all sticky and I smell of cinnamon.
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

i found it on
fhm.com

the hitch hikers game that is
(Squid Bunty, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

you can play it online
here
www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html

I forget where the downloadable one is, nothing google can't fix...
( sosumi, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

hehe, i like that

( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

aw christ
that walrus site is fuckin sick man!
(Squid Bunty, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

you were warned
thrice...
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

mehehehe!
"What a loony!" if I remember right. "fuck mailbox"
( stevierar, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

wasn't it something like
"this is family entertainment, not a video nasty" if you tried to do anything like that?
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

I only just realised this wasn't about Zork!
Ooohh, I found a shiny silver new-transit van yesterday, I was going to stand next to it and take a photo for you. But I had used up all my photos photoing monkeys :(
( stevierar, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

awwww
show me your monkeys instead then? does that sound like a euphamism?
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

yes it does

(Squid Bunty, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

Good
; )
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

dirty lady!
www.fucksocks.co.uk/dump/IMG_3121.JPG
(admittedly, a lemur. But these are better :$)

www.fucksocks.co.uk/dump/IMG_3139%20(Medium).JPG(Medium).JPG
(admittedly, a guineefowl, but this was my friend)

and www.fucksocks.co.uk/dump/IMG_3096.JPG
(ORANGETAN!)
( stevierar, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

none of those are monkeys!
and one of them isn't even a primate ; )

nice pics though, I do like librarians...

definitely going for a shower this time.
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

It was monkey world!
so they're all monkeys, even the guineefowl

*FACT*
( stevierar, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)