baldmonkey's birthday
send cash
You can send me birthday cash if you like. There's a donate button on my problem page. Fuck knows why you would, though.
( baldmonkey SEE MY WEBSITE - "dear baldmonkey" will solve you, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:44, Reply)

I'm not going to celebrate because you're a fucking cunt.
Nor will I send cash.

Cunt.
( Noit is the nation's second favourite four letter word., Sat 3 May 2008, 10:43, Reply)

FUCK OFF

( Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Sat 3 May 2008, 23:33, Reply)

I think this is only the third time I've responded to a calender thing.
..and the other few times it's been me making fun of Mykey's weight in one of his b4sh things.

I wish we lived together.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 4 May 2008, 13:21, Reply)

Let's go camping.
We can rip cows apart with our bare hands.
( baldmonkey SEE MY WEBSITE - "dear baldmonkey" will solve you, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:22, Reply)

Here you go:

( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:54, Reply)

I'm going to fist fuck you a birthday cake
Candles and everything.

Then I'm going to bite myself. HARD.
(Donkey Gums Member of Baldmonkey's Double Cunt Club, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:29, Reply)

I finally bought your book of poems, balders.
I shall celebrate your birthday by reading them all at least eleventy times.
( SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:19, Reply)