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Day of the Ghosts
I have a vague idea that might work as a tonic to some of this "blah blah b3ta's shit/dead/whatever" stuff that is pervading the main board of late. I give you...

"The Day of the Ghosts"

The game is simple - get in touch with anyone that you still know from earlier b3ta days, and just ask them to make and post something on this day, and maybe hang around and natter for an hour or so.

Thereafter, if they are lurking, hanging about on Twitter, off in a huff, or otherwise disengaged from the community, then that's fine, but maybe for one day we can see who we can entice out of the wilderness for a short while, set aside any gripes that may have led to departure, and generally have a bit of a laugh. Which is after all what the board is for.

It's a long shot, but one which might just give the b3ta community the chance to give itself a bit of a boost, rather than mope around reminiscing about the old days...

For the avoidance of doubt - "Ghosts" refers to the ghosts of b3ta rather than necessarily a ghost theme. If you want to do pictures of ghosts then all well and good, but it's not necessarily a prescriptive theme.

Kinda had main board in mind with this, but by all means if you wanted to see if you can drag people out of retirement to other boards then feel free.
Wed 28 Nov 2012, 5:00

B3ta boards

Day of the Ghosts

Going: barryheadwound, HappyToast, bilbobarneybobs, Wasp Box, Smallbrainfield, brianftang, ivesb, Sir Sand GOBLIN, Marwood, Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta!, DogHorse, Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!, Smash Monkey, benkai, Captain Placid, c_kick, Rev. Jesse., Gruffi, t0ria, Mrs Trellis, Joliet, riverghost, JollyJack, Joe Scaramanga, Doctor When, Dixon Bawls, Mstandot, Sea Tramp, Godzuki, TopUpTheTea, Professor Kenny Martin, chthonic, The Lurker, groovegenerator, pip, rosalicious, kidb, Darryn.R, Al!, lordsaccharine, allergic to curry, DMQOB, Monkboy, Wurst Puns Inc., thebear, FlanFlinger, moogy boobles, Amos E Wolfe, HP, Jadeviper, pxyzyzygy, Lord, mns, sick_boy, dominocat, Bear Pookie cunted someone who disliked my username on, biajw, trumpet, crazyjude, willenium, minoltion, CowJam, Rob T Firefly, Pagetty Pol, routine, Zak McFlimby, Kris Fucking Kristofferson, trashcanglam, Lord_Floaty, FoldsFive, eclectech, Number_6 (72 people).

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Flouncing pricks
fuck em
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:05, Reply)
oh bravo

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick after the tone, the date is, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Donate, *edit* Lovely Fluffy Person
Then, magic things happen!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
While I broadly agree with this sentiment, let's not feed the trolls, eh?
'lo JPG!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Fair enough :-)
Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Can we only post here now if we've paid?
I thought this was trying to encourage more people to post, not less?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Yes*
*not really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Someone else paid for mine.
Am I still allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Someone else paid for mine.
can i get them to come back and post for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:51, Reply)
i dont recognise most of the names on there,
its gonna be interesting to see if anyone notices they are back since they were obviously not very noticeable in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)
you being the least noticeable of all son.


LOVE YOU.
(DMQOB, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:34, Reply)
Gobbo,
You chin-chin.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 3:00, Reply)
^haha

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Yup.
Screw the cunts.
(Hugo_Rune, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Some of us are still alive
...Hugo old stick
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 19:34, Reply)
speak for
yourself, old bean ;)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy :: Best before:, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 19:58, Reply)
I'm not here
and nor is my wife
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Old School Massive Represent
...is the correct phrase in these circumstances I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:01, Reply)
our mission is complete
standby for take off
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:32, Reply)
take what off?

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Good golly
there's a bunch of names I haven't seen for some time. I feel all newbie again.
(trumpet, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Holy shit! A three-digit user!
I thought all the Old Ones were long gone...
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:56, Reply)
If you try to let The Lurkers out of The Cage one more time YOU'LL get The Hose as well.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
sounds good!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I'll see what i can do.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
trolls
will there be less self important trolls ?
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
"fewer"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:02, Reply)
JEFF
!!! We want JEFF
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I had him
he was shit
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:34, Reply)
I say that after this we go off and invade a knitting forum
also - you might want to extend this invitation to all the lurkers who may never have posted but are, well, lurking!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:10, Reply)
\o/
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:29, Reply)
Hmmph
I mostly hang around and post on a knitting forum now. Some of those knitters are badass.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 19:01, Reply)
yay!
that would have been such a good day, if it only hadn't been spoiled by spoilsports :(
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Haha!
Smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 20:54, Reply)
thought you were busy?
hahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:14, Reply)
*claims you for /talk*

(I helped save b3ta! mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Who? What?
Where am I?
Is it time for my tea yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
we are beyond help
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:04, Reply)

*revs Accord*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

*orders massive drugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 0:28, Reply)
I know quite a few
and their response was pretty much uniformly "Pffft, not worth my time." I admit, I've only stuck around out of habit. I wouldn't have found this post has someone else not posted a link elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)
will there be penguins and polar bears?
otherwise I'm not coming
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 17:43, Reply)
wouldn't be retro
without Furtive and Fluffy, and That Bastard Nohands
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:43, Reply)
what's going on then?
Come on, let's have it.
(DMQOB, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 18:29, Reply)
Boo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:14, Reply)
well, this is kind of like old times I suppose...

(DMQOB, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Fuck,
does that mean Manley's going to show?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:35, Reply)
let's hope so shall we.

(DMQOB, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Show what?
?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)
DOOOOOOOOOOM
CUUUUUUUUBE
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 0:12, Reply)
hello Goat!
You well I trust?
(DMQOB, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 7:58, Reply)
Heavens!
I've just logged in and looked at my own profile... over 9 years gone since I joined this merry band of shitwhistles - and probably 4 years since I posted regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 18:32, Reply)
The birth rate has plummeted.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:03, Reply)
...until now

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:27, Reply)
It seems like only yesterday
that you were fiddling with my nipples in a pub in Kings Cross
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:37, Reply)
I haven't even so much as glanced at my own nipples in years...
how time flies
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:39, Reply)
Got a scanner nearby?

(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:45, Reply)
no-one uses scanners any more
except airport security
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Hence the jingling.

(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:53, Reply)
now then, now then.

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Ewwww!
And, indeed, pffffft.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:55, Reply)
and with that, I'm off to bed!
where I should have been hours ago... ni ni
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:56, Reply)
This.
Well, actually, that. That bed, over there. See you in 2016.

*shuffles off*
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:59, Reply)
n00b

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I have
no idea who the fuck you are
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:35, Reply)
This time of night
you have little clue who you are
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:43, Reply)
hahhahahahahaaa
*breathes*

hahhahahaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:31, Reply)
this time of night
I really need to step away from the F5... it's been a very long time and yet I have slipped back into the old addiction
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:48, Reply)
who the fuck are you
Fucko?
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 0:01, Reply)
I remember
when all this was just fields.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:34, Reply)

i hate beta
(1.618..., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:10, Reply)
*shuffles past smelling of wee*

(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:19, Reply)
pzfafgagaghvavahvahv!!!

(DMQOB, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:32, Reply)
*fiddles with hearing aid*

(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:33, Reply)
can someone remind me about this?
I'm so old my memory's not what it used to be. Also, could someone remind me about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:28, Reply)
holy shit
I remember you... I think?
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 0:02, Reply)
I vaguely remember me too

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Will there be opportunity
To apply limes and wank it hard?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Wouldn't that sting?

(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Probably
Slim will have already done it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
ciijasiie

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
only if you
can fucking hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
My profile is fucked.
Apparently I've only been here for a year and a bit, and have posted very little, fuck it, it's only B3TA.
(Bear Pookie cunted someone who disliked my username on, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 12:22, Reply)
jings
I just realised I missed my decade anniversary last month.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)
If I can tear myself away from the webcamkittens
Maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I remember when
It was all kittens and fluff and all the cool kids were doing GIFs behind the bike sheds
(biajw, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:58, Reply)
woo, yay and hoopla
Was my 10 year candle day yesterday it seems as well! Not posting is what happens when you get a "real" job!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Generation Gav!
Bloody hell, it's been a long time since I've seen you around!
(DMQOB, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:36, Reply)
I will make a modest effort.
.
(minoltion, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:13, Reply)
what I want to know is....
Why hasn't Zak McFlimsy (sic) responded?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
They only just released me.
It seems like a harsh sentence to me - I know you're supposed to report it to the police if you run over a dog, but a midget? C'mon, who knows these silly little by-laws? Stupid legal system.

Anyhoo, I'll try to dust off the old photoplop :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Clam Hammer
What the clotted creamy fuck is this ? Who has woken me from my slumber ?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Ding said that you're all "WESTERN SNAILSHIT STUPID HATS! ^^heheheh HUN DAN ARNO!"
And moggy says that none of you "have any humanism"

*Dogeyes*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Oh bugger
I'm a bit late
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:59, Reply)
me too.
So much for saving the newsletter until I've got time to properly enjoy it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! v
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)

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