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if advertisments were honest

If advertisments were honest you'd probably never buy anything. But what would they actually say? Make us an honest ad and post your images on the board

(Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:33)
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# The salon
The salon was the only thing on from 10-5 today and it made me want to get a job.



First post!...Put it in honest ad because Channel 4 have been making it look interesting in adverts and its a goddam lie!
(solarismach5, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:39, More)
# Curse you all, I've started getting into this now...

PS Note to Kraft: Please don't sue me, I really like your Dime nuggets. My local shop was selling them 3 for a pound, so I bought loads. I wouldn't pay full whack, mind.
(costas, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:38, More)
# The Empire is here already...

(I helped save b3ta! Sandman-uk, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:28, More)
# Back to the old school,

never seemed to be me though.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:27, More)
# It has to be said...


Look, and it's not NSFW! Woo Yay!

Thanks to my wonderful missus for the idea
(Jester_, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:12, More)
# Bit shit really, but can't hummus tonight.


(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:59, More)
# Plagiarism


Many thanks to Mitch Benn, an excellent musician and comedian. (He doesn't know anything about b3ta or that I've used a throwaway line from one of his gigs about 6 years ago...)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:43, More)
# Shite wrapped in aluminum!

(Jewan doesn't use one of those silly lengthy usernames, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:39, More)
# Another lame compo entry...


Funnier fat bird version (NSFW)
(Jester_, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:29, More)
# Let's have a go at this challenge thing

(chegosaurus sucks at b3ta, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:26, More)
# my mate...


My other better entry

Also, search for "bisto" on google images. The first image is both confusing and slightly sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:24, More)
# i'm so glad i'm a vegetarian...

(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:22, More)
# One last challenge entry for me

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:13, More)
# trust the NHS. Go on. It's not like you have a choice. Is it?

(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 13 Jan 2003, 21:58, More)
# Inspired!

(Danabnormal, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 21:54, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:01, More)
# may be a better slogan somewhere

(criticalbill, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:53, More)
# whoops

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:32, More)
# five minutes well spent

(criticalbill, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:32, More)
# Dreadful Ads


Well, it's certainly honest
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:26, More)
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