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if advertisments were honest

If advertisments were honest you'd probably never buy anything. But what would they actually say? Make us an honest ad and post your images on the board

(Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:33)
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# Or possibly...

(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:03, More)
# Wanted:
Unimaginative, oversexed, unscrupulous, failed artist with few existing qualifications to take over major marketing campaign. Minimum office hours with long lunches and pointless meetings where a loud voice over-rules interlect.
Were you the kid everyone hated at school?
Do you feel guiltless about being paid wads for achieving nothing - take up a career in advertising!
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:01, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:01, More)
# In a "They Live" stylee...

This is the "ur-advert".
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:00, More)
# Quick
and very simple...


Edit: Made it a compo entry!
(Spin Doctor, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, More)
# Not very well hummussed
But I'm sure anyone who's ever bought the stuff will agree with the sentiment

P.S. Anyone know how to get PhotoPlus 8 to curve text?)
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:57, More)
# Bloody spammers

EDIT: Clickety tumblynail for biggeroonie. My hosting seems to be going a bit slow for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:51, More)
# wouldn't nearly everyone?

(After waking, he went back to sleep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:50, More)
# When 'erection' seems to be the hardest word

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:50, More)
# Mmm...
it'll be on your table this sunday


(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:50, More)
#

biggy
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:49, More)
# Finally, The Truth Is Out

(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:49, More)
# not very caring when you're out of credit

(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:48, More)
# hehe


reeeeepost!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:47, More)
# .

(Maels, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:45, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Huw, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:42, More)
# .
Please don't sue me
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:40, More)
# Ah, if only ads were this honest...

(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:39, More)
# I am sure some people will disagree
but I think

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:35, More)
# Car ad for Londoners

Clicky for biggie.

Sean.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:32, More)
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