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celebrity war

We're combining two awful things to make one great one. Pit celebrities against each other, depict them as Knights on the battlefield, find some joy in the world of Celebrity War.

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# The gods have desserted us!

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# David and Boris go at it!

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# Don't have nightmares...


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# :)

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# *rummages in files*

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# Will Self takes on the Orwellian language gestapo

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# Capt. George Formby, Royal Naval Commandos (aka "The Banjo Boys", "Banjo Bastards")


In 1942, George Formby, by then a household name, signed up to the fledgling No. 30 Commando unit. Under the guise of entertaining the troops in France, Formby and his unit would often sneak behind enemy lines and launch devastating raids. Many of his songs were inspired by his wartime exploits (and biographers retconned them into his pre-war repertoire under direction of the Naval Intelligence Division).

"When I'm cleaning windows" : Formby, a skilled sniper, held the wartime record for kills through windows.
"Little stick of Blackpool Rock" : "Blackpool rock" was the unit's nickname for rolls of plastic explosive. The unit's biggest success with this was the blowing up of a munitions dump outside Frankfurt.
"Mr Wu's A Window Cleaner Now" : In 1943, 30 Assault Unit gained a new sharpshooter, a refugee from the Hong Kong occupation. Formby taught him how to snipe Germans as soon as they appeared in windows.
"Spotting On The Top Of Blackpool Tower" : the tower in question is of course the Eiffel Tower. Formby used it as a spotting post during the Liberation of Paris in 1944.
"Leaning on a lamp post" : waiting for his contact in the French Resistance to arrive.

In one incident, he successfully sniped an enemy commander. As soon as the body hit the floor, the sun came out from behind the clouds, bathing the scene in warmth. "Turned out nice again, motherf**ker," he whispered to himself as he made his escape. The phrase stuck and he used it repeatedly in his act, if somewhat cleaned up.
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# He loves the smell in the morning...

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# Get out!

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# they can't even keep a game civil


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# Ah, go on...

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# How about Paula Radcliffe, dressed as a nazi, having a shit in WW2

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# 'Icke'

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# Beau Gest

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# Don't Panic, Don't Panic...

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Major General Ben Turpin was responsible for hundreds of un-necessary deaths during the Great War, sending troops in entirely the
wrong direction. He was killed by a German hand-grenade, which he didn't see coming.

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