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Selling Celibacy (This challenge is now closed)
Our youth are in danger: STDs are everywhere, and unwanted pregnancies are on the rise. So how do we sell celibacy to teenagers? Show us, via the magic of image manipulation.
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Fraser is not a number, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 19:49)
Couldnt resist
and its probably the most likely way to get em to quit that pesky underage sex... (Why did I get hardly any underage sex? I remeber when all this were nowt but fields....)..
Go on, click 'i like this' You know you do you sicko
(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:33, More)
Just say no
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Smallbrainfield staying in San Andreas for the time being., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:17, More)
I think some more educational TV adverts would do the trick.
"Do you know how the Vagina works, Timmy?"
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Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:30, More)
don't love hearts
ach! someone beat me to it, but here's my spin on it.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:24, More)
it'll confuse your pets
inspired by an earlier post
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mictoboy http://www.b3ta.com/board/8370204 for the win, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:04, More)
Education. Education. Education.
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Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:12, More)
Don't just sell it to the kids!
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HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 8:57, More)
I heretoby hitherto doth give notice that said chappies are to be returned hencewith.
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wheelybird http://www.spice.co.uk/The_Aviary, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:20, More)
it's a hundred percent true
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:48, More)
New line of Government posters
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renegatus: i'm what willis was talkin' 'bout, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 15:29, More)
Evenin' all
Inspired by my worst employee ever.
It's his first day. We only met the day before. We're in the delivery van and have been on the road for maybe 5 minutes.
It's 1990. About 3 in the afternoon. Bette Midler's 'From a Distance' is playing on the radio, prompting the lad to begin this sensitive and sincere exchange:
Him: That's an interesting song. Makes you think.
Me: Just a mo.
(I complete my turn on a tricky intersection in heavy traffic and decide not to waste my breath on a mini-lecture about timing.)
Me: Sorry.... you were saying?
Him: I said it's an interesting song, this one.
(long pause)
Him: Do you ever wonder if, like, your grandparents watch you from Heaven when you masturbate?
Me: I fucking *beg* your pardon?!
Him: I was just wondering if, you know... like when you masturbate... um, if your grandparents... erm.... Ooh, look! A bird!
We didn't speak for the rest of the hour-long drive.
( Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 23:17, More)
Selling Celibacy (This challenge is now closed)Our youth are in danger: STDs are everywhere, and unwanted pregnancies are on the rise. So how do we sell celibacy to teenagers? Show us, via the magic of image manipulation.
(
Fraser is not a number, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 19:49)
Couldnt resist
and its probably the most likely way to get em to quit that pesky underage sex... (Why did I get hardly any underage sex? I remeber when all this were nowt but fields....)..
Go on, click 'i like this' You know you do you sicko
(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:33, More)
Just say no
(
Smallbrainfield staying in San Andreas for the time being., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:17, More)
I think some more educational TV adverts would do the trick.
"Do you know how the Vagina works, Timmy?"
(
Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:30, More)
don't love hearts
ach! someone beat me to it, but here's my spin on it.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:24, More)
it'll confuse your pets
inspired by an earlier post
(
mictoboy http://www.b3ta.com/board/8370204 for the win, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:04, More)
Education. Education. Education.
(
Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:12, More)
Don't just sell it to the kids!
(
HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 8:57, More)
I heretoby hitherto doth give notice that said chappies are to be returned hencewith.
(
wheelybird http://www.spice.co.uk/The_Aviary, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:20, More)
it's a hundred percent true
(
HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:48, More)
New line of Government posters
(
renegatus: i'm what willis was talkin' 'bout, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 15:29, More)
Evenin' all
Inspired by my worst employee ever.
It's his first day. We only met the day before. We're in the delivery van and have been on the road for maybe 5 minutes.
It's 1990. About 3 in the afternoon. Bette Midler's 'From a Distance' is playing on the radio, prompting the lad to begin this sensitive and sincere exchange:
Him: That's an interesting song. Makes you think.
Me: Just a mo.
(I complete my turn on a tricky intersection in heavy traffic and decide not to waste my breath on a mini-lecture about timing.)
Me: Sorry.... you were saying?
Him: I said it's an interesting song, this one.
(long pause)
Him: Do you ever wonder if, like, your grandparents watch you from Heaven when you masturbate?
Me: I fucking *beg* your pardon?!
Him: I was just wondering if, you know... like when you masturbate... um, if your grandparents... erm.... Ooh, look! A bird!
We didn't speak for the rest of the hour-long drive.
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Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 23:17, More)