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Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
They keep going and going and going...
Inspired by VampireMonkey
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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 11:15, More)
Babies are a handy renewable power source
Clicky for bigger
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 10:41, More)
The best use for kids was discovered a couple
of hundred years ago...
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but recent genetic modifications mean that
bristley children are far better at cleaning
chimneys!
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 5:57, More)
They can make great kites
A Larger version
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Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 3:08, More)
A New Way to Freak Out the Neighbors
I want a baby to dress up... not my own, of course.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:26, More)
... though they do make good cat trainers.
my cat, willie, is thrilled that he's famous now.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:32, More)
Testing superglue
William always looked forward to the rippy bit after the experiment was written up.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)
A “Human show” in a parallel universe run by Pug dogs.
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underneath the weeping willow, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:40, More)
Baby Ads
People like babies - right?
Then they must be the prefect delivery method for advertising & spam!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:39, More)
Start 'em working young.
That's what I say.
( underneath the weeping willow, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:23, More)
New Uses for Children (This challenge is now closed)Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
They keep going and going and going...
Inspired by VampireMonkey
(
Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 11:15, More)
Babies are a handy renewable power source
Clicky for bigger
(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 10:41, More)
The best use for kids was discovered a couple
of hundred years ago...
Gallery
but recent genetic modifications mean that
bristley children are far better at cleaning
chimneys!
(
DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 5:57, More)
They can make great kites
A Larger version
(
Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 3:08, More)
A New Way to Freak Out the Neighbors
I want a baby to dress up... not my own, of course.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:26, More)
... though they do make good cat trainers.
my cat, willie, is thrilled that he's famous now.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:32, More)
Testing superglue
William always looked forward to the rippy bit after the experiment was written up.
(
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)
A “Human show” in a parallel universe run by Pug dogs.
(
underneath the weeping willow, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:40, More)
Baby Ads
People like babies - right?
Then they must be the prefect delivery method for advertising & spam!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:39, More)
Start 'em working young.
That's what I say.
(
underneath the weeping willow, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:23, More)