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bad books for kids

Books are a vital part of any child's early learning. So let's mess with their little heads and devise the most inappropriate children's books ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 20:29)
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# this compo is bringing out the worst in me

(I helped save b3ta! rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:54, More)
# so that's what was in the handbag

(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:47, More)
# I just thought of that too.


edit: ah, fuck it. Might as well compo it now.

edit edit: for compo purposes, this is The Glum Reaper's work, I just fucked it about for a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:21, More)
# Quick 'n' Dirty. Just how you all like it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:01, More)
# fuck the pickets and give me my post you twats!

(scarecow Lionel Blair, he say 'shit the bed', Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:49, More)
# Crap, but I was bored

(DrCJBoduma, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:46, More)
# it is.... enedibible


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(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:54, More)
# We all remember...

(I Want Billy, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:41, More)
# Start them early

(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:38, More)
# hmm

(Happy Phantom dressed you up in women's clothes, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:27, More)
# I never did like the little bugger...
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and he's a racist!
(Bogbean, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:22, More)
# Bindun???
I dunno but here goes

(Vonpip http://www.vonpipexpress.com/, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:11, More)
# after a long day at work...
this is the best I could come up with


(ianwarren contains mild peril, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:55, More)
# This is a genuine book title
But in true BBC style, some slight editing of this may have subtly changed its original meaning


(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:44, More)
# ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:34, More)
# Collect 'em all

(Skcone, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:29, More)
# innocuous phrases


quick, nasty and obvious. sorry if it's been done already.
(I helped save b3ta! rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:25, More)
# will you read to me daddy?

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:24, More)
# one lump or two?

(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:21, More)
# get god's word to 'em young...

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:53, More)
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