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The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.
WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
Holy snappin' arseholes, Batman
Reduced file size
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 0:43, More)
All Your Base
Probably been done before, and better... but here goes anyhow...
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Detrius521, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 18:36, More)
The ad didn't deliver the hot webcam action it promised...
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Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 16:25, More)
Hot Action Bear Sex
thought I'd click "I'm feeling lucky"
[edit title]
(, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 15:20, More)
It's an Inanimate Euphemistic Orgy, filthy beggars.
Some Beef curtains, a pearl necklace on a pair of knockers, a shiny purple helmet,
all having a golden shower,
while in the background a huge sausage is driving up the old dirt road.
Sorry, last one i promise.
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( e.parsley, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 14:54, More)
Concerning inanimate objects...
There recently was a contest for the most phallic looking building in the world. Not too surprising (for me) the water tower outside my window one. Check out this link to see. cabinetmagazine.org/phallic/winner.php
Very entertaining stuff.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 4:27, More)
What do you mean the fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out?
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Batshitmentalist being not quite so batshit since, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 3:03, More)
The Inanimate Sex Challenge (This challenge is now closed)The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.
WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
Holy snappin' arseholes, Batman
Reduced file size
(
Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 0:43, More)
All Your Base
Probably been done before, and better... but here goes anyhow...
(
Detrius521, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 18:36, More)
The ad didn't deliver the hot webcam action it promised...
(
Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 16:25, More)
Hot Action Bear Sex
thought I'd click "I'm feeling lucky"
[edit title]
(, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 15:20, More)
It's an Inanimate Euphemistic Orgy, filthy beggars.
Some Beef curtains, a pearl necklace on a pair of knockers, a shiny purple helmet,
all having a golden shower,
while in the background a huge sausage is driving up the old dirt road.
Sorry, last one i promise.
bigger
(
e.parsley, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 14:54, More)
Concerning inanimate objects...
There recently was a contest for the most phallic looking building in the world. Not too surprising (for me) the water tower outside my window one. Check out this link to see. cabinetmagazine.org/phallic/winner.php
Very entertaining stuff.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 4:27, More)
What do you mean the fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out?
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Batshitmentalist being not quite so batshit since, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 3:03, More)
