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the inanimate sex challenge

The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.

(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
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# buckaroos cousin ..


4uckaroo
(paddyponchero, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 16:45, More)
# .

(nan-demo, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 16:23, More)
# the lads liked nothing more after a beer and curry...

than a nice soggy biscuit competition
(paddyponchero, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 16:10, More)
# Now on BBC2....
Oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 16:06, More)
# he placed his enormous purple helmet between her beef curtains
(and then went to make a cup of tea)

engorge
i can only apologise
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 16:05, More)
# puffed out


- inhalers by the way it's hard to see in the gif
(paddyponchero, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:56, More)
# ...

And although undoubtedly GC and indeed no
longer even current, I feel its my civic duty:
click
Edit: And the guy's accent is undoubtedly the worst ever heard.
(blighty, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:51, More)
# consenting sax

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:38, More)
# sorry

(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:36, More)
# are mummys classed as inanimate?

think they are, being dead and everything ;)
(xero, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:15, More)
# I can't decide
the pink or the brown?



(lord bofingham, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:05, More)
# Its quite lonely on the red planet...
Poor little spirit. No wonder it lost contact.


(booyah, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:02, More)
#

full version (600k+)
(Dr Frank, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:59, More)
# Mummy, where do minibusses come from?


Note the bus calf going through a series of coat colour changes...
(WhyteFoxx, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:34, More)
# these two can be classed as inanimate

because they do fook all for loads of cash.
(xero, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:26, More)
# Tromboning

(Idid, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:00, More)
# tea + compy


= shameless spillage
(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:53, More)
# For Maximum Enjoyment, Serve Cold

Thanks to Spockinasockwithaholeatthetop for plenty ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:46, More)
# thought of having some of the head on the glass
but i drank it before i put the can in I'll have to do another one

edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:19, More)
# think people are missing the point of this compo


so heres another example of what it should be like(perhaps)
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:05, More)
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