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"And now over to news from your area..." Why do they bother? It's always some shite about a cat stuck up a tree. Tedium is their medium. Photoshop us some of the sort of stories that local news teams spend their sad, sad lives documenting, and stick them on the messageboard.

(Fri 17 Oct 2003, 10:34)

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headline news
there was uproar...

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stup0t, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 22:48, More)

Its local news!

But reason why I never worked for a Newspaper.
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beefandcheese, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 22:41, More)

...woke up, got out of bed, dragged a mole across my head....made my way downstairs and drank a stoat, looking up, I noticed I was gay. grabbed my kitten and found my snood, made the tuk-tuk in seconds flat, made my way upstairs and had a stroke, Brian Blessed spoke, and I fell into a bream....

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 22:22, More)

Dave Lee Transvestite?

(toastercide, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 21:33, More)

This was good in my head

...not really local either.
(hnnrs, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 21:09, More)

ahh
tis for the "in the news" section

oh yeah, hello everybody :D
(spacer, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 20:19, More)

Hello! Magazine for Yorkshire.....

(agent red, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 20:00, More)

no
but this is (local):

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 19:58, More)

Patrick moore- what a guy

patrick moore
(monkeytennis?, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 19:54, More)

...

(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 19:31, More)

So so cheap!

(Cannibal Clown, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:38, More)

quick, crap..

but it gets the point across.
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Muns, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 17:25, More)

A slight change to the norm...

(edit) The pie chart represents Cat vs Tree incidents. Red for Cat losses, Blue for trees and the other for still unresolved cases...
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MrUppity, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 17:15, More)

With no offense intended to Berkshire people.

It was just the first place that popped into my head, even though I don't live there.
(Blue Phoenix, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 17:03, More)

and

another poor one to finish the day off. Off to see Kill Bill tonight yay!
EDIT - In retrospect it seems I shoulda done a penguin newsreader. God, where is my brain?
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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 16:58, More)

a quickie for the compo...

it's Chris Vacher, blessim!
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Splattoon, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 16:48, More)

strange hairstyles spotted at local press conference

(mixtapes, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 16:43, More)

From the back catalogue

(Dr_Seuss, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 16:15, More)

Misunderstanding this morning's headlines, Al Gore embarks on last-minute presidential bid

edit: (look at the photo)
(b3rl1n, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 16:13, More)

U.S President Bush caught scratching nuts

uses pocket in attempt to "act smooth about it"
(mixtapes, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 16:10, More)

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