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How To Make Church Popular. No-one goes to church anymore - audiences are dwindling, and the kids are off happy-slapping pensioners or playing Grand Theft Auto. How would you sell the Church today?

(Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:04)
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# Hidden in 5 ordinary bibles across the globe....

(Jorn, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:03, More)
# The Catholic Church gets down wiv da kids (again)

(asciifaceofbob meh, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 16:51, More)
# Hull awaits me.
This could be really effective in the Bible Belt for so many reasons.



EDIT: If this was actually true, I'd have single-handedly (ahem) wiped out (ahem) al quaeda myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 16:48, More)
# well i always thought god was a paedophile



click for bigger
paintmashes from me are getting worse - sorry
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 16:31, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 16:07, More)
# i feel strangely drawn ...



(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 15:58, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 15:43, More)
# HOUSE...............
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of God
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 15:18, More)
# They need a faith-based sitcom,
That would do it..

Why do only popes and horses work? Na-na-na-naa-na, na-na-na-naa-na...

Also many thanks to whoever drew the lully original pic, I am an awful b3tan and forgot your name temporarily...


EDIT: GMoS - Thank you for the original line drawing!

/ninja
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:40, More)
# Hull?

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:20, More)
# It's your call....

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:16, More)
# It'd get people to convert to Christianity

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:12, More)
# It's all smoke and mirrors anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:10, More)
# yes
The way forward...


(I helped save b3ta! pimpingeezer, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:59, More)
# Most likely bindun.


So if that is the case, may Allah strike the sweat from my balls.
(Mazrim, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:59, More)
# IF the church could enlist slayers help...


or maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:30, More)
# Hmmmmmm...


...probably shouldn't have bothered!
(RiverChelt, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:17, More)
# As that's a bit crap
I'll pearoast a "related" image...

Link to compo? Em;
Make church better by letting all priests know the mistake during their sermon and watch their reaction!

(I helped save b3ta! The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:13, More)
# The Heathen Hit Squad!

Religion ruled by fear... Back to basics then...
(I helped save b3ta! The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:08, More)
# Come on in!

The manna's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:01, More)
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