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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# Sweet Baby Jesus!

(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 16:26, More)
# But
you said you wanted marigolds in the east bed...

(Bertie Fish, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 10:09, More)
# Double your pleasure
Two weak puns for the price of one.

NB passing to his left, pedants
(I helped save b3ta! growler, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:46, More)
# Bas-kit-ball?

(Blackrock, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 12:20, More)
# when i was a kid

i really thought this was what builders were talking about
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 0:11, More)
# pt II

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 18:13, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 19:17, More)
# Had to do it...

before someone else did!
(Shower of Kunst, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:49, More)
# Hilarious Out Takes from Star Trek

because...
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 9:28, More)
# B3tan Rorschach Test


Thankyou Googs, of course.

WHAT DO YOU SEE? (Replies pertaining to genitals will be frowned upon! Woo!)
(Paranoid, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 19:48, More)
# I got 44 - wahoo
I got 44
WAHOO
(Gimpus Maximus, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 17:07, More)
# I was totally tripping on the tube this morning

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 10:18, More)
# Everything was going smoothly...
...on my journey home yesterday. Until my train suddenly terminated at Leeds!

Dead Train.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 17:29, More)
# It's winter after all...

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 27 Oct 2002, 13:47, More)
# rub yaself

(jebus, Sun 27 Oct 2002, 8:56, More)
# Terribly sorry...
But 5 Snakebite black and Gloria Estefan mess with my brain...

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 27 Oct 2002, 1:41, More)
# Just heard...apparently John Leslie is a Papist!



All that fuss for that cobblers...
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 17:55, More)
# your cheese thing
that girl is so hot. thanks for the candy.
(taryn, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 15:55, More)
# Google image search
(in case you were wondering :)


I'll get my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 13:00, More)
# although i love him so, im willing to give him up for b3ta...

can i have my furtive now please?
JUST KIDDING! im just waiting for my credit card bill so i can obtain immortality...
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 10:14, More)
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