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Mishearing lyrics for comedy effect is one of the foundations upon which B3ta was built. Let's go old-school, stick cotton wool in our ears and listen to all our favourite songs again.
(Fri 1 Oct 2004, 10:14)
I had a quick scan and didn't see if it'd bindun
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie,
put your hands all over my body

and yes I know it's seamless :)
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 17:29, More)
I hate paint...

I should improve my skills at this...and if you can't read it that says "I need to wee myself". Cos I can't read it, that could just be me though...
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 17:28, More)
Dedicated followers of fashion...

I apologise for the naffness, I only have paint and a very small attention span...
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 17:26, More)
old metal

So be it
Settle the score
Toss me a kipper
for the words that you’ll hear evermore...
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 17:17, More)
Snow Patrol

"Roll Up, Light Up, Roll a joint or two, even if you do not want to, who gives a fuck lets get stoned....."
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 17:15, More)
Prolly bindun

P.S. I just received an email at work informing all men that they have to wear beard snoods around factory equiptment.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 16:49, More)
'Nana why don't you get a job?

Inspired by a previous Offspring post.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 16:38, More)
Rocket man, burning up the trees on every lawn
Song: Elton John - Rocket Man
Correct Lyric - Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 16:29, More)
i apologize in advance

tried to grab a goatse, but the site is gone.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 16:27, More)
Sue Lawley! Sue Lawley! I feel Sue Lawley!

So Lonely by The Police...
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 16:05, More)

Mishearing lyrics for comedy effect is one of the foundations upon which B3ta was built. Let's go old-school, stick cotton wool in our ears and listen to all our favourite songs again.
(Fri 1 Oct 2004, 10:14)
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Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie,
put your hands all over my body

and yes I know it's seamless :)
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 17:29, More)

I should improve my skills at this...and if you can't read it that says "I need to wee myself". Cos I can't read it, that could just be me though...
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 17:28, More)

I apologise for the naffness, I only have paint and a very small attention span...
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 17:26, More)

So be it
Settle the score
Toss me a kipper
for the words that you’ll hear evermore...
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 17:17, More)

"Roll Up, Light Up, Roll a joint or two, even if you do not want to, who gives a fuck lets get stoned....."
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 17:15, More)

P.S. I just received an email at work informing all men that they have to wear beard snoods around factory equiptment.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 16:49, More)

Inspired by a previous Offspring post.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 16:38, More)
Song: Elton John - Rocket Man
Correct Lyric - Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 16:29, More)

tried to grab a goatse, but the site is gone.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 16:27, More)

So Lonely by The Police...
(, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 16:05, More)


