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The world is full of wonderous creatures perfectly adapted to their surroundings, but what about those that drew the evolutionary short straw? Photoshop us the animals that never stood a chance and post them on the messageboard.
(Fri 14 Jan 2005, 10:40)
the cardigantula's weakness
was the *dry clean only* webs
bat | owl | zebra | rhino | camels | bugs | frog01 | frog02 | turtle | beetle | snail | swans
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amon - hooray :D, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 1:46, More)
The Chopstick Whale Of The South China Sea
was a very shortlived animal, given the inefficency at which it could catch plankton with its two extra stick-like fins...
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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 0:21, More)
The short bodied basset hound
had a problem with balance
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 22:38, More)
With no tail to chase it was doomed!
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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 22:15, More)
archive photo reveals...
...early swans experimented with different methods of propulsion
bat | owl | zebra | rhino | camels | bugs | frog01 | frog02 | turtle | beetle | snail
( amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 21:40, More)
It's not only giraffes who have trouble with short necks
Mort's would have difficulty protecting himself from predators :(
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giant_squid, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 18:22, More)
at the design stage, someone should have said...
...glass snails - crap idea
bat | owl | zebra | rhino | camels | bugs | frog01 | frog02 | turtle | bug
( amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 18:13, More)
look what came through my cat flap this morning...
imagine my surprise!!!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 17:51, More)
It's not so much his only having one leg,
More because of a genetic lack of balance.
bigger
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Or is it?, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 16:25, More)
It has been brought to my attention that Mort has only appeared once in this competition
This post is an attempt to address that problem.
Some might argue that it's not natural rejection because a machine is doing the rejecting. What you can't see is that the "Fault" sign is activated by a wild monkey pressing a button.
Mort's picture archive
( giant_squid, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:56, More)
Poor buggers had no chance.
Once again, apologies for the PaintMash.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:41, More)
The Anvil Gull was not best suited to flying
Ornithacus metallurgicus
( giant_squid, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:31, More)
good at cracking nuts; rubbish at catching wildebeast
pearoast for the compo
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ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:29, More)
Natural Rejection (This challenge is now closed)The world is full of wonderous creatures perfectly adapted to their surroundings, but what about those that drew the evolutionary short straw? Photoshop us the animals that never stood a chance and post them on the messageboard.
(Fri 14 Jan 2005, 10:40)
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the cardigantula's weakness
was the *dry clean only* webs
bat | owl | zebra | rhino | camels | bugs | frog01 | frog02 | turtle | beetle | snail | swans
(
amon - hooray :D, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 1:46, More)
The Chopstick Whale Of The South China Sea
was a very shortlived animal, given the inefficency at which it could catch plankton with its two extra stick-like fins...
(
MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 0:21, More)
The short bodied basset hound
had a problem with balance
(
Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 22:38, More)
With no tail to chase it was doomed!
(
busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 22:15, More)
archive photo reveals...
...early swans experimented with different methods of propulsion
bat | owl | zebra | rhino | camels | bugs | frog01 | frog02 | turtle | beetle | snail
(
amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 21:40, More)
It's not only giraffes who have trouble with short necks
Mort's would have difficulty protecting himself from predators :(
(
giant_squid, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 18:22, More)
at the design stage, someone should have said...
...glass snails - crap idea
bat | owl | zebra | rhino | camels | bugs | frog01 | frog02 | turtle | bug
(
amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 18:13, More)
look what came through my cat flap this morning...
imagine my surprise!!!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 17:51, More)
It's not so much his only having one leg,
More because of a genetic lack of balance.
bigger
(
Or is it?, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 16:25, More)
It has been brought to my attention that Mort has only appeared once in this competition
This post is an attempt to address that problem.
Some might argue that it's not natural rejection because a machine is doing the rejecting. What you can't see is that the "Fault" sign is activated by a wild monkey pressing a button.
Mort's picture archive
(
giant_squid, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:56, More)
Poor buggers had no chance.
Once again, apologies for the PaintMash.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:41, More)
The Anvil Gull was not best suited to flying
Ornithacus metallurgicus
(
giant_squid, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:31, More)
good at cracking nuts; rubbish at catching wildebeast
pearoast for the compo
(
ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 15:29, More)
