Uxbridge English
In tribute to the great Humphrey Lyttelton, this week's challenge is to expand the Uxbridge English Dictionary. We shouldn't have to explain this. See the entries »
Extreme Gladiators
They're bringing back Gladiators and spicing it up with new challenges, more spandex etc. What could they do to *really* amp it up? See the entries »
Photoshop The Beatles
They're the most iconic band of all time, and ripe for photoshopping. So that's the challenge. Simple. See the entries »
Advertising from the Future
What will ads look like the future? What new products will there be, and how will they be advertised? What current products will still be around, and how will they be sold? See the entries »
Third World America
Use photoshop (or Microsoft Paint if you must) to predict the effects of global recession on the lovely US of A. See the entries »
Famous Babies
After cooing gleefully over b3tard Wildyles' lovely picture of Patrick Moore as a tot, this week's challenge suggested itself: famous babies. See the entries »
Star Trek
It's William Shatner's birthday - he'll be 77 on 22 March - and despite a brilliant career as actor and singer, he's never topped the series that made his name: Star Trek. So 'shop the Trek. For William. See the entries »
Graphs
We all know graphs can prove anything, so prove YOUR truth. See the entries »
Make Newspaper Comics Funny
Let's face it, Garfield, Andy Capp and Marmaduke are all crap. You can do better, right? See the entries »
New Logos For Old
These days when a company fucks up there's no need to apologise, just get in some graphic designers and re-brand. We at B3ta are generous to a fault, and rather than see these companies spend millions, we'd like you to come up with new, better logos that sum up the companies you love to hate. See the entries »
Moustache
Of all the varieties of facial hair, the moustache is the most glorious, and this week's challenge is to celebrate this. The theme, quite simply, is moustache... and the only limit your imagination. See the entries »
Go Go Scientology
Scientology gets a lot of bad press, but they're not all nut-cases, and it's time the balance was redressed. So this week's challenge is to show the positive side of the Church. Go mental. See the entries »
Animal Instruments
We love animals, and we love music. Can you imagine what a wonderful world it would be if one was used to produce the other? Show us the tuna trombone and the otter organ. See the entries »
Pylons
Pylons are ace, transporting our electricity across the nation and making the dull countryside look all science-fiction and that. If anything deserves photoshopping, it's the pylon. So that's what we're doing. See the entries »
Wrong Man For The Job
Imagine: Howard Marks is presenting Top Gear, while Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall is down the Chicken Shack serving up nuggets. Show us the wrong men for the jobs... See the entries »
Maps!
Tube maps, road maps, world maps, globes - redesign a map to tell the truth. YOUR TRUTH. See the entries »
Crabs!
It's another of b3ta's occasional one-word challenges: feel free to do whatever the hell you like, as long as it's tied together by our chosen theme - CRABS! See the entries »
Movie letter switch
Take a movie title and change one letter. Eg The Codfather, The Lard of the Rings, or maybe It's a Wonderful Lime. Make the poster and show us your work. (Thanks to Aphex The Mink for the suggestion.) See the entries »
Extending Album Art
Using any tools available - you, your record collection, a camera, photoshop, a scanner, whatever works - show us what happens beyond the borders of classic album sleeves, how the artwork continues. Challenge open for TWO magnificent weeks. See the entries »
Lolchairs
Oh god - it's lolchairs. See the entries »