How to recognise policemen: Part 1


Look out for the long arm of the law.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:53, More)

Dog Molestation
was not considered a crime when PC Gonad joined the Force.

( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:51, More)

Pardon the pun...
...but this takes the piss.

(jacktheripper, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:37, More)

Helmet

( underneath the weeping willow, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:35, More)

Amals friendly diner
www.greatape.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/scran.html
(chossy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:12, More)

Rio(t) Police

( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 16:34, More)

The unfeasibly long arm of the law
It's Flash so it's a link and I can't enter it for the comp coz it's too big in ImageReady (which is like Potatoshop anyway as they are always bundled together.)

arm_of_the_law.swf
So I'll enter it anyway as it does state "a naughty photoshop of the police" and as it isn't Photoshop it's very naughty - I think ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 15:12, More)

One ticket, por favour

(enclicken for humunguntastefuliciovision)
( Gribbley, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 14:59, More)

Bob was often accused of having a moses complex

though he could never understand why.
(afroboy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 14:18, More)

Ok so i lied about not posting any more.....

(digital3, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 14:18, More)

Oinkers

( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:52, More)

oh dear
I've been lurking here for months trying desperately not to get drawn in. But I couldn't get this out of my head...

(SimonG, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:45, More)

Aww bless...

( Dogtanian, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:38, More)

Lick my helmet

( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:34, More)

Ok so i'm bored but i promise this is the last one......

(digital3, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:18, More)

Wot no Scotland Yard yet?????

(digital3, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:00, More)

Rock and Pork Roll
I really tried to animate it, alas though it all went a bit wrong, so feel free to have a go yourself.........


(digital3, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:43, More)

Sorry! But there are some rough estates!

(Dr.Dolittle, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:26, More)

Police Equal Opportunities going too far?

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:25, More)

Chester never read the small print in his Village Bobby contract

( blupp relaxes harder, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:16, More)